THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 14, 2006, 12:11:33 PM

Title: When will Travolta go to jail for his crimes?
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 14, 2006, 12:11:33 PM

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0d/Michael_front_cover_travolta.jpg/200px-Michael_front_cover_travolta.jpg)
Michael

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First off: Yuck. J Travolta in JUST overalls with big honkin Furry Lovin wings. *barf*

What made this movie REALLY lame was the horrible pie sung by McDowell:

Quote

Pie
Pie
Me oh my
Nothi
ng tastes sweet, wet, salty and dry
all at once o well it's pie

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Apple!
Pumpkin!
Minced
an' wet bottom.
Come to your place everyday if you've got em'
Pie
Me o my
I love pie

So apparently Michael COMES TO MOTHERFUCKING EARTH to line dance with women, smoke, eat too much, and get two dumbass reporters together. Apparently God doesnt have much on his plate.


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Phenomenon

(http://www.americancatholic.org/Messenger/Sep1996/gfx/mtvTop.gif)

Basically this was about some hick in the middle of nowhere getting a tumor the size of his own fist and learning spanish/italian/portugese real fast because of magical tumor powers. The best part is the end when he dies right after gaining the love of a basket-weaving woman attracted to men with giant tumors, and the world loses one more talented tumor-ridden linguist.



...I just...I mean...

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Title: Re: When will Travolta go to jail for his crimes?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 14, 2006, 12:16:20 PM

HE HAS TOO MUCH LEVERAGE HE WILL NEVER GO TO JAIL OMFG ONLY FORREST WHITTAKER CAN STOP HIM NOW

Title: Re: When will Travolta go to jail for his crimes?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2006, 12:20:24 PM

He's a homosexual

Title: Re: When will Travolta go to jail for his crimes?
Post by: Bacon on December 14, 2006, 12:23:29 PM

John Travolta ate my placenta.

Title: Re: When will Travolta go to jail for his crimes?
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 14, 2006, 12:39:01 PM

I don't know, I thought it was a classy move when he personally flew a bunch of Scino "stress counselors" to LA after Katrina.

Oh wait, that was awful.

Title: Re: When will Travolta go to jail for his crimes?
Post by: TVC15 on December 14, 2006, 01:07:52 PM

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 14, 2006, 12:39:01 PM

I don't know, I thought it was a classy move when he personally flew a bunch of Scino "stress counselors" to LA after Katrina.

Oh wait, that was awful.

Oh come on.  If you could found your own religion and get rich off of it, you know you would, too.

Title: Re: When will Travolta go to jail for his crimes?
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2006, 01:11:06 PM

My dad saw this when it came out in theaters. I preceded to laugh at him when he told me.

Phenomenon wasn't bad. I liked it when it first came out. Don't know about now though. MAF's description makes me rofl though. Good job.