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Title: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

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Casey Affleck has a good deranged expression on his face, too.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2009, 05:31:37 PM
Affleck Brothers win again
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 11, 2009, 06:42:16 PM
Well....damn.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 11, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
Yeah, I thought the cutting of the scene made it pretty obvious.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Robo on November 11, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

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Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 11, 2009, 07:31:46 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

Epic Thread Failure.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 11, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
Yeah, I thought the cutting of the scene made it pretty obvious.

Not to mention that the profile of the chick getting spanked doesnt look like Alba.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2009, 07:34:53 PM
LET ME HAVE MY DREAMS, SOLO
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: drew on November 11, 2009, 07:36:28 PM
all you and your ilk have is your dreams

maybe if we shatter them you can have lives as well?
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
I SPANKED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 11, 2009, 07:45:37 PM
I guess this means straight-to-video skin movies are right around the corner.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: chronovore on November 11, 2009, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU...

*deletes still frames from hard drive*

*reviews still frames from Into the Blue*
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Brehvolution on November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

wtf is this world coming to?
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2009, 10:22:36 PM
This makes me want to do a short film where I disrobe and the camera cuts to some muscle builder's body.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2009, 12:52:27 AM
Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

wtf is this world coming to?

I recall Jeanne Tripplehorn talking about in Waterworld how they let her choose her own ass-double. Ever since then I have carefully watched for camera-cuts in celeb nude scenes. I was just too hopeful with this Alba scene.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 01:00:23 AM
I met Jeanne Tripplehorn in real-life at the Rite-Aid on Sunset when I was staying at my friend's apartment in West Hollywood. The years have not been so kind.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2009, 01:09:19 AM
Did you compliment her on her stunt-ass?
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 01:10:39 AM
No, but I did ask her if she would drink my pee.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2009, 04:32:18 AM
You did not!
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Ganhyun on November 12, 2009, 04:37:17 AM
Quote from: Willco on November 12, 2009, 01:10:39 AM
No, but I did ask her if she would drink my pee.

OMG! :lol
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Solo on November 12, 2009, 04:55:54 AM
Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

wtf is this world coming to?

This shit is actually very common.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: The Sceneman on November 12, 2009, 05:29:11 AM
Quote from: chronovore on November 12, 2009, 12:52:27 AM
Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

wtf is this world coming to?

I recall Jeanne Tripplehorn talking about in Waterworld how they let her choose her own ass-double. Ever since then I have carefully watched for camera-cuts in celeb nude scenes. I was just too hopeful with this Alba scene.

apparently the classic Entapment laser scene use an ass double too  :o
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: demi on November 12, 2009, 05:52:08 AM
Quote from: Willco on November 11, 2009, 10:22:36 PM
This makes me want to do a short film where I disrobe and the camera cuts to some muscle builder's body.

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Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2009, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: Scenester on November 12, 2009, 05:29:11 AM
apparently the classic Entapment laser scene use an ass double too  :o

Goddamnit, this thread is killing dreams faster than a lesbian supermodel.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 12, 2009, 10:53:51 AM
Hollywood needs to hire elektrikluv as an ass double.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 11:02:39 AM
Quote from: Harry Lime on November 12, 2009, 10:53:51 AM
Hollywood needs to hire elektrikluv as an ass double.

 :smug
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 12, 2009, 11:04:19 AM
I would went with :drool, personally.
Title: Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 11:22:46 AM
No, because that implies I won't make it a REALITY.