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Title: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 11, 2009, 06:24:05 PM
[youtube=560,345]ulbotKa5LnM[/youtube]

Your arrows are like you
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 11, 2009, 06:41:20 PM
"Now fear my arctic blast"   :rofl  No energy what so ever.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 11, 2009, 06:41:35 PM
"I have to stay alive and write this article before I die!"

"Okay."

 :lol

"Doctor Rirey"

:rofl
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 11, 2009, 06:49:57 PM
I like girls...but now...it's about justice.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: duckman2000 on November 11, 2009, 06:53:40 PM
Number 19 there sounds a lot like our friend the Katana unpacker.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: MCD on November 11, 2009, 06:54:35 PM
She is female, 23 years old.

BAD
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: demi on November 11, 2009, 06:58:51 PM
eh... you could do better.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: bork on November 11, 2009, 07:15:34 PM
She is female, 23 years old.

BAD

Col. Campbell  :lol
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: bork on November 11, 2009, 07:18:50 PM
"Hi.  What a cute boy.  Interested in my body, aren't you?"

"NOT interested."

"OH.  You're into THAT."

"I like girls.  But now, it's about…JUSTICE."
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 11, 2009, 07:40:42 PM
"I like girls.  But now, it's about…JUSTICE."

 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Bebpo on November 11, 2009, 07:42:47 PM
omgggg at Last Alert, Winback, and Megaman 8

The Michigan one was good dead "oh good it wasn't the toilet smelling, it was just a dead body"


This makes a good case for voice acting in games
 :lol
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Bebpo on November 11, 2009, 07:45:56 PM
Winback one is definitely my favorite

A: I guess this means we can FORGET about using the elevator
B:  Maybe not!  Tom left a message....he wrote it on the floor!  In his own blood!
A: ..His own blood!?!?....WAY TO GO KID!
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
The entire top ten could have been Castle Shikigami 2.

"Hold me if I'm dying, and vice versa OK?"

:rofl
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 11, 2009, 07:56:38 PM
The entire top ten could have been Castle Shikigami 2.

"Hold me if I'm dying, and vice versa OK?"

:rofl

That one is fucking incredible...my mind is blown trying to figure out the vice versa of that sentence.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 11, 2009, 08:13:37 PM
The entire top ten could have been Castle Shikigami 2.

"Hold me if I'm dying, and vice versa OK?"

:rofl

That one is fucking incredible...my mind is blown trying to figure out the vice versa of that sentence.

I took it to mean she'd hold him if he were dying.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 11, 2009, 08:20:19 PM
I know that, but it's so awkward, because, and maybe I'm nuts, usually the "vice versa" part would refer back to her. Like "I'll hold you if you're dying, and vice versa, OK?"


Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 08:37:14 PM
I think you're right.  In this form they just should have made it "and I'll do the same for you, OK?"  It's just a masterful comedy of errors.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Himu on November 11, 2009, 10:05:54 PM
Needs more Shenmue
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Akala on November 11, 2009, 10:11:00 PM
I remember a few of these. :lol

personally, I think the megaman one was the worst.

many of those games had excuses for how terrible the VA was.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 10:28:30 PM
The megaman one is pretty special since the guys stuffs up his first line, but they used it anyway.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Oblivion on November 11, 2009, 11:26:05 PM
Wait, which Megaman? X4? Is it the "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?"

:bow MMX4 :bow2
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: archie4208 on November 11, 2009, 11:29:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ddOyvnh6o

I'm disappointed this didn't make the list. :(
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 11, 2009, 11:31:55 PM
also, no SOTN.  Didn't even have to be the famous opening scene, pretty much all the dialogue is distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Himu on November 12, 2009, 12:06:33 AM
The best ever

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Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: pilonv1 on November 12, 2009, 06:48:57 AM
Winback one is definitely my favorite

A: I guess this means we can FORGET about using the elevator
B:  Maybe not!  Tom left a message....he wrote it on the floor!  In his own blood!
A: ..His own blood!?!?....WAY TO GO KID!

easily the best one
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 12, 2009, 10:19:27 AM
The megaman one is pretty special since the guys stuffs up his first line, but they used it anyway.

His messes up his line TWICE! :lol
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: chronovore on November 13, 2009, 01:13:21 AM
omg :lol :lol :lol and I've only listened to first 5

Edit:

:bow Dynasty Warriors 3 :bow2

:bow Michigan: Report from Hell :bow2

:bow Evil Zone :bow2

What is the DEAL with Evil Zone? The game has a weird, almost rabid following. I played it, thought it was unremarkable.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 13, 2009, 02:06:21 AM
I present to all of thee, a passage from the Mobile Light Force 2 instruction booklet.

Enemy Characters

Akuhiroshi
His wife was killed by a killer who enjoed watching her die.  However, he only received a very light sentence so he killed the killer at the courthouse and turned into a devil.
"Is this what you call justice!!"

Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: bork on November 13, 2009, 03:36:35 AM

What is the DEAL with Evil Zone? The game has a weird, almost rabid following. I played it, thought it was unremarkable.

It was, at the time, the most "cinematic" fighting game out there, and did an amazing job of capturing various anime character types in a fighting game.  The game play was really simplistic, but the game had some really cool-looking moves, and all the little stuff like each character's story mode having an episodic-like feel made it a fan-favorite.  I had quite a bit of fun with the Japanese version way back when, and would be interested in a sequel.  I avoided the English version like the plague, however; just hearing the voices when they showed the game at E3 that year was enough to make me steer clear.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2009, 04:17:25 AM
OH MY GOD at Shining Force III (#40)

"Now bear my Arctic Blast!"

That was the gayest line delivery ever :lol

"Before you die, I'm going to tell you a little secret just to make it so you really don't want to die"

:rofl
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2009, 05:32:36 AM
Girly voice: "It hurts a bit, but... I can walk."
 :-*
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Himu on November 15, 2009, 09:42:05 PM
gayaseed wasu pofected
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Beezy on November 15, 2009, 10:01:31 PM
Michigan: Report from Hell :lol
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2009, 10:45:49 PM
This list was missing "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

That was embarrassing, and I was playing by myself. My friends had just left, and the thought that someone could have seen me playing that was enough to give me shivers. At least with Ar Tonelico, I know to lock the door before I start playing.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 15, 2009, 10:54:23 PM
I talk about all the cool games I'm playing on this forum, but in reality, I pretty much only play Mana Khemia, with short breaks for Chaos Wars.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 15, 2009, 10:57:01 PM
I cannot believe there is a list with the opening monologue from Symphony of the Night not on it.
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 16, 2009, 09:27:22 AM
GETSET
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: The Sceneman on November 17, 2009, 02:20:11 AM
Im kinda glad they didnt include SotN becuase its so played out...

some good shit here. Could use more Tenchu though
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 17, 2009, 09:59:18 PM
Is there any Max Payne 2 in there? I can't watch the video right now...
Title: Re: Top 50 worst one-liners/monologues in games
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 17, 2009, 10:04:04 PM
Is there any Max Payne 2 in there? I can't watch the video right now...


no, these are a special kind of bad.  not intentionally noir-cheesy.