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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ManaByte on November 12, 2009, 02:33:53 AM

Title: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: ManaByte on November 12, 2009, 02:33:53 AM: Quote
TMZ has learned Mike Tyson has been arrested at LAX airport for battery after a bloody confrontation with a paparazzo outside the United terminal. We're told Tyson punched the pap in the face and there is blood everywhere. We're told Tyson was at a ticket counter at the United Airlines terminal when the incident occurred. The photographer got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up and began walking, leaving a trail of blood. An LAPD spokesperson said the photographer suffered a minor laceration to the forehead. Someone at the scene tells TMZ ... the photographer got very close to Tyson before the boxer struck him. Our says there's blood on the ground and Mike was taken away in a squad car. We're told an ambulance was dispatched at 4:39 PM to LAX and the paparazzo was transported to a local hospital. Cops say Tyson and the photographer performed citizen's arrests on each other -- both are expected to be booked for misdemeanor battery. Cops also said witnesses backed both stories ... so that could get interesting. If Tyson is prosecuted, given that he's a former boxing champ, the charge could end up being assault with a deadly weapon. Tyson's rep says he was traveling with his 10-month old daughter when he was attacked by an overly aggressive paparazzi -- adding the boxer acted in self-defense to protect his child.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 02:37:53 AM: Good for Tyson, I hope he broke that douchebag's nose.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: ManaByte on November 12, 2009, 02:40:27 AM: How distinguished mentally-challenged do you have to be to get in Tyson's face? The guy was asking to be punched into a coma.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2009, 02:43:21 AM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/tysonstillgotit.jpg)

He's still got it!
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 12, 2009, 02:56:03 AM: Quote from: ManaByte on November 12, 2009, 02:33:53 AM
The photographer got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up and began walking, leaving a trail of blood. An LAPD spokesperson said the photographer suffered a minor laceration to the forehead.
:lol Good, fuck those assholes
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 03:00:17 AM: Good. Fuck paparazzi, and anyone dumb enough to get in Tyson's face deserves to get jacked
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2009, 04:31:50 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 03:00:17 AM
Good. Fuck paparazzi, and anyone dumb enough to get in a father's face while his infant child is present deserves to get jacked

Fixed.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 12, 2009, 11:48:40 PM: Quote from: dcharlie on November 12, 2009, 11:15:58 PM
can we have of this please world?

:wtf
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: ManaByte on November 13, 2009, 01:50:02 AM: I'm Ron Burgandy?
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 13, 2009, 09:51:55 AM: Quote from: dcharlie on November 12, 2009, 11:15:58 PM
can we have of this please world?

:wtf
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: Tauntaun on November 13, 2009, 10:10:19 AM: Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 13, 2009, 09:51:55 AM
Quote from: dcharlie on November 12, 2009, 11:15:58 PM
can we have of this please world?

:wtf

He Father Mike'd?
Title: Re: Mike Tyson stages boxing comeback at LAX
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 14, 2009, 06:38:19 PM: Does anyone actually believe Tyson's story?