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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 01:55:39 PM

Title: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 01:55:39 PM: Bloodwake just changed his relationship status to engaged.

That's right, he's going to marry the chick that led to this thread (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30131.360) and this thread (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30206.0) and many other posts that were deleted at his request.

What the fuck, tehjaybo. You couldn't talk some sense into him?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Reb on November 12, 2009, 01:59:07 PM: Never liked him anyway.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Mupepe on November 12, 2009, 02:00:32 PM: we all do stupid things. and we all have the right to be miserable. let's have sex with him
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 02:01:15 PM: Eww, no. Who knows where his anus has been.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 12, 2009, 02:04:50 PM: i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Reb on November 12, 2009, 02:08:01 PM: Yeah, tehjaybo for Bloodwake was a good swap.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Tauntaun on November 12, 2009, 02:08:11 PM: tehjababeebooya is the best mayne! :-*
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 02:13:34 PM: Getting married in your uber early 20s :piss2
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Barry Egan on November 12, 2009, 02:13:59 PM: EB should send his fiance the threads he made about her as a wedding gift.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Tauntaun on November 12, 2009, 02:16:16 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 12, 2009, 02:12:34 PM
Does Bloodwake's fiancee know that he can't participate in a secret santa without fucking it up entirely? i see bad things.

:lol
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 02:17:14 PM: This turned into a tehjaybo love thread. I could get used to this.

And yes, I did talk to him about it. He's had his mind made up for a while now, actually. He announced it a while back, and I THOUGHT it was on facebook already, but apparently not. It's what he wants. And I can't stand in the way of it if it is what he wants. I want the best for him, yeah. But I also want him to be happy, even if my views of the two aren't the same thing. Also, btw, they're planning a long engagement, not omg lets go get married right now.

I don't have anything against his girlfriend. We didn't like each other for a while, and her sister is batshit insane (a few of her sisters, for that matter), but we kind of made up, and we don't talk about it anymore. Bygones be bygones, and all that.

tl:dr, If Bloodwake is happy, great. If he gets married and hates it, I own weapons.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 02:17:15 PM: Oh my God. :lol

Dude, tehjaybo, a real friend wouldn't have stopped at merely talking. You should have given his girlfriend a frame bang, then it would be to awkward for him to marry her.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 02:18:07 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 02:15:13 PM
pics

Due to long talks that Bloodwake and I had about this, I cannot provide.

Quote from: Chipopo on November 12, 2009, 02:13:59 PM
EB should send his fiance the threads he made about her as a wedding gift.

Oh jesus christ.... please don't.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 02:21:31 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 02:17:14 PM
This turned into a tehjaybo love thread. I could get used to this.

And yes, I did talk to him about it. He's had his mind made up for a while now, actually. He announced it a while back, and I THOUGHT it was on facebook already, but apparently not. It's what he wants. And I can't stand in the way of it if it is what he wants. I want the best for him, yeah. But I also want him to be happy, even if my views of the two aren't the same thing. Also, btw, they're planning a long engagement, not omg lets go get married right now.

I don't have anything against his girlfriend. We didn't like each other for a while, and her sister is batshit insane (a few of her sisters, for that matter), but we kind of made up, and we don't talk about it anymore. Bygones be bygones, and all that.

tl:dr, If Bloodwake is happy, great. If he gets married and hates it, I own weapons.
[youtube=560,345]BnwLf88t_Wc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 02:23:52 PM: I'm sorry, mojovonio - I forgot one of the threads is locked away in our secret place.

Let us remember Bloodwake during happier times... like in this thread! (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=19050.0)
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Tauntaun on November 12, 2009, 02:26:19 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on March 25, 2008, 11:30:03 AM
Punch her really hard in the tit next time you see her and say "THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL!" :maf

Man I offer good advice. :smug
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Robo on November 12, 2009, 02:34:50 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 02:17:14 PM
And yes, I did talk to him about it. He's had his mind made up for a while now, actually. He announced it a while back, and I THOUGHT it was on facebook already, but apparently not.

I'm pretty sure it was. I remember seeing it awhile back, but didn't feel like it was appropriate to say anything. My position is that the stuff people post on Facebook is generally off-limits to spreading around everywhere else without the person's direct involvement. For whatever reason (and to Facebook's benefit), it's been excluded from the "don't talk about personal stuff on the internet" clause of rational internet behavior that still applies everywhere else.

Not to be read as a knock on this thread's intentions.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Tauntaun on November 12, 2009, 02:38:16 PM: ^ :o He's callin you out Willbayco!
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Robo on November 12, 2009, 02:39:45 PM: :lol

Willco can do whatever he wants and it's not like Bloodwake didn't involve everyone here in his distinguished mentally-challenged dramatics in the first place.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: T234 on November 12, 2009, 02:44:52 PM: I have met all of the people in question.

I think the lovebirds in question were motherfucking made for each other. Every time I hear the postal service song Clark Gable I think of of those two individuals. My nicca Bloodwake is a man of drama and theatrical problems following him everywhere.The women of the south end of this state are fucking crazy, the remaining members of KY bore will tell you.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 02:52:24 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
He's marrying nerdy girl?

No, this is not the same girl.

We met this chick (and her sister, which I dated for a while) on St Patty's day '09.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 12, 2009, 02:54:40 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2009, 02:04:50 PM
i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much
.

also, billyofcourse
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 12, 2009, 02:58:13 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
Quote from: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
He's marrying nerdy girl?

No, this is not the same girl.

We met this chick (and her sister, which I dated for a while) on St Patty's day '09.

They met less than a year ago and are already engaged?

HOLY FUCK :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That's pretty damn fast. My wife and I dated for about two years before I proposed. Hell, we were living together when I popped the question.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 12, 2009, 03:00:44 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 02:58:37 PM
Redhead?

She's blonde.

Going well, but no way am I getting married.
Quote from: distantmantra on November 12, 2009, 02:58:13 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
Quote from: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
He's marrying nerdy girl?

No, this is not the same girl.

We met this chick (and her sister, which I dated for a while) on St Patty's day '09.

They met less than a year ago and are already engaged?

HOLY FUCK :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That's pretty damn fast. My wife and I dated for about two years before I proposed. Hell, we were living together when I popped the question.

Its distinguished mentally-challenged because people change pretty drastically at 24, 25, 26. The people they are now won't be anywhere near the people the are in their late 20s.

I agree about waiting, but I wasn't even 25 when I got married (married in July, turned 25 in August)... oh teh noes!
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 03:03:05 PM: Like I said, they're planning on a long engagement. I doubt it'll be any time within the next couple of years. They might even break it off before anything happens. I dunno. I'll just have to wait it out and see.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 03:03:16 PM: Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 12, 2009, 03:03:34 PM: I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years
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and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco :'(
[close]
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 03:04:11 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 03:03:05 PM
Like I said, they're planning on a long engagement. I doubt it'll be any time within the next couple of years. They might even break it off before anything happens. I dunno. I'll just have to wait it out and see.

If their engagement is anything like the previous relationship, I expect to see them break it off two or three times.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 03:04:40 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on November 12, 2009, 03:03:34 PM
I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years
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and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco :'(
[close]

Yeah, what the fuck is this shit about, dude? Even Zero Hero says you need to stand up and take control of your man box.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Barry Egan on November 12, 2009, 03:13:09 PM: kind of like bloodwake in two years!
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 03:14:54 PM: Or me now.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: T234 on November 12, 2009, 03:15:44 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 12, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?

Whoa fucking whoa willco, what the fuck?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Diunx on November 12, 2009, 03:31:35 PM: how come you guys never ask me for my facebook :'(
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Tauntaun on November 12, 2009, 03:32:03 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on November 12, 2009, 03:00:44 PM
I agree about waiting, but I wasn't even 25 when I got married (married in July, turned 25 in August)... oh teh noes!

Yeah, I was 22 when I got married, just celebrated 5 years yesterday. :-*
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Brehvolution on November 12, 2009, 03:33:10 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on November 12, 2009, 03:03:34 PM
I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years
spoiler (click to show/hide)
and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco :'(
[close]
Sounds like the perfect excuse to get yourself a new 360 and HDTV. Go for the system link > split screen angle.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Tauntaun on November 12, 2009, 03:33:57 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 12, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on November 12, 2009, 03:03:34 PM
I was 24 when I got married, wife and I had dated for 7 years
spoiler (click to show/hide)
and now she hogs the xbox so I can't play with Willco :'(
[close]
Sounds like the perfect excuse to get yourself a new 360 and HDTV. Go for the system link > split screen angle.

It is better. :tophat
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 03:37:37 PM: Quote from: Diunx on November 12, 2009, 03:31:35 PM
how come you guys never ask me for my facebook :'(

Say, what's your facebook?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 12, 2009, 03:37:57 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 12, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?

Not sure how to take this. ???
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Diunx on November 12, 2009, 03:41:05 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 03:37:37 PM
Quote from: Diunx on November 12, 2009, 03:31:35 PM
how come you guys never ask me for my facebook :'(

Say, what's your facebook?

There is nothing on it, I made it some months ago to check some chick profile :-*
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 04:13:25 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on November 12, 2009, 03:37:57 PM
Quote from: Willco on November 12, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Yeah, but you had to lock that shit down, distantmantra. Were you really going to do any better?

Not sure how to take this. ???

I think you're taking it pretty well. :drake
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: demi on November 12, 2009, 04:37:06 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on November 12, 2009, 02:54:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2009, 02:04:50 PM
i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much
.

also, billyofcourse

I would do billy
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 04:38:06 PM: Quote from: demi on November 12, 2009, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on November 12, 2009, 02:54:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2009, 02:04:50 PM
i still love tehjaybo

bloodwake not so much
.

also, billyofcourse

I would do billy

I know. And so does he. :lol
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: demi on November 12, 2009, 04:47:40 PM: I have lots of videogames and I will give them to you billy. Just give me 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on November 12, 2009, 04:48:31 PM: Was the nacho story a Bloodwake story? Is that the girl he's marrying?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: bork on November 12, 2009, 05:06:28 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 03:03:50 PM
Well, you seem like one of the lucky ones. A bunch of couples in my social circle got married, well most of them did. I think we were the only ones that broke up.

They're all having problems in their marriage, feeling like they settled where they want to see what their other options were.

Everyone in my circle of friends who has gotten married (myself included) are all doing well; no problems to speak of. I got married at 26, most of my friends were around the same age, too.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: demi on November 12, 2009, 05:08:45 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 04:50:42 PM
Awesome Demi story:

I was on XBL last night, playing SH:Homecumming. I glance over at my friends list, since 50 or so people were online. All of them playing COD expect Demi who was playing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

:bow Demi :bow2

I put it in now and then to see if I can get the last achievement - still 125k off :(
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 12, 2009, 05:39:27 PM: So wait are they going to stay in Kentucky?
So wait I actually care?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Himu on November 12, 2009, 05:48:18 PM: When I saw this on fb, I did a double take.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 12, 2009, 05:54:59 PM: Love will find away :teehee
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Himu on November 12, 2009, 06:05:23 PM: ky lube is pretty good tho
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Barry Egan on November 12, 2009, 06:14:18 PM: ...and rebel.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2009, 06:28:43 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on November 12, 2009, 05:53:28 PM
As long as it doesn't interfere with whatever career he sought out after dropping out of school, I don't give a fuck if he's marrying a girl or four at his age.

Whoa whoa whoa- we're not all godless Arabs n' Mormons here, you know. We godfearing Americans have the good taste to have MISTRESSES, sir.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 12, 2009, 06:29:45 PM: :rock rebel :rock
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 12, 2009, 06:39:10 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 04:50:42 PM
Awesome Demi story:

I was on XBL last night, playing SH:Homecumming. I glance over at my friends list, since 50 or so people were online. All of them playing COD expect Demi who was playing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

:bow Demi :bow2

I wouldn't know. He won't accept my friend request. :'(

I BROUGHT YOU BILLY AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 12, 2009, 06:46:02 PM: Is there a reason why the EB icon (and their lackeys) circlejerk is shunning Bloodwake?

Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2009, 03:20:04 PM
Question:

Would you buy a very expensive car if it had a 50% failure rate?

People buy Xbox 360's all the time if that is any indication :smug
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 12, 2009, 06:47:38 PM: i am not so much shunning him as expressing my distaste for whining and drama
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 06:48:17 PM: Quote from: T EXP on November 12, 2009, 06:46:02 PM
Is there a reason why the EB icon (and their lackeys) circlejerk is shunning Bloodwake?

Notice they're all married. Well except the lost causes (Malek, Cajole, Jinfash).
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 12, 2009, 06:51:29 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2009, 06:47:38 PM
i am not so much shunning him as expressing my distaste for whining and drama

Unless it is to announce they're leaving the boards amirite?

FTR, I don't know much about Bloodwake or Kentuckybore drama but his antics aren't that much different than what goes on around here. Plus there is a lot of piling on in this thread, which made me think he did something far more heinous than turn a couple of threads into an extension of Livejournal.com.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Himu on November 12, 2009, 06:53:18 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: T EXP on November 12, 2009, 06:46:02 PM
Is there a reason why the EB icon (and their lackeys) circlejerk is shunning Bloodwake?

Notice they're all married. Well except the lost causes (Malek, Cajole, Jinfash).

cajole's not an icon
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 12, 2009, 06:56:23 PM: I like Bloodwake. I just hope he isn't jumping in too quickly.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Himu on November 12, 2009, 07:02:00 PM: Same.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2009, 11:49:36 PM: So, basically, I didn't make a thread about it or whatever because of what happened the last time. Obviously I'm still not wanted here for my threads, so thanks to those who wished good luck. Tehjaybo got the rest of it out there basically, it's going to be a long engagement and we aren't getting married like next week or anything. This is what we both want, not that it is anyone's business.

Willco, I really have no idea why you are so fascinated with my life.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 11:55:55 PM: It's kind of like a trainwreck, I can't help but watch.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 13, 2009, 12:02:52 AM: Congratulations. Though I am genuinely interested if the both of you still want to stay in Kentucky.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM: We want to get the fuck out of Kentucky as soon as possible. Right now we are looking at Massachusetts.

Willco, I know you are actually jealous. You want me, admit it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
extramarital affair :-*
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As far as the drama I caused, again, apologies. It wasn't just the girl that was bothering me at the moment. It was during exam week and I was stressed as fuck, and me getting accepted into my major was on the line. On more than one occasion, I was pretty drunk too. That probably complicated my threads online even more than they needed too.

Of course, the college shit turned out to be distinguished mentally-challenged anyways, since they kicked me out over basically the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard in my life.

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

:bow FILM :bow2

:piss BITCHES :piss2

PS: For the record, I'm never going to freak out like that again.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2009, 12:14:43 AM: If you have a Blu-ray player, let me know.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:15:19 AM: Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2009, 12:14:43 AM
If you have a Blu-ray player, let me know.

I have a PS3 branded Blu-ray player, in fact!
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2009, 12:17:06 AM: hey bloodwake, are you going to go back to school eventually?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2009, 12:17:16 AM: :bow Dragon Age :bow2

:bow Bloodwake :bow2
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:18:54 AM: Quote from: Himuro on November 13, 2009, 12:17:06 AM
hey bloodwake, are you going to go back to school eventually?

I'm going to film school at some point, but not to become a libertarian like FoC.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 13, 2009, 12:59:27 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM
We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

I demand awesome Kentucky liquor store stories.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2009, 02:48:59 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

Do you serve blacks?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2009, 05:43:05 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2009, 02:48:59 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

Do you serve blacks?

Dude, it's Kentucky. They kill census workers, get serious.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Tauntaun on November 13, 2009, 10:02:15 AM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 13, 2009, 05:43:05 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2009, 02:48:59 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM

We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

Do you serve blacks?

Dude, it's Kentucky. They kill census workers, get serious.

:rofl
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 10:36:13 AM: Quote from: distantmantra on November 13, 2009, 12:59:27 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:12:01 AM
We worked our shit out anyways, and most of the problem was her psychotic bitch of a younger sister fucking things up for both me and tehjaybo. Oh well, life goes on. I'm probably going to be around more online now anyways, as being a liquor store clerk pretty much sucks balls and I want to talk about film and Dragon Age anyways.

I demand awesome Kentucky liquor store stories.

Oh, do I have them.

Less awesome story:

I routinely serve methheads. Like, all the time. Teeth falling out and everything. Plus, the night manager thinks that he is Tucker Max.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 13, 2009, 10:47:26 AM: Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on November 13, 2009, 07:22:35 AM
Man Kentucky bore is pretty cool.

T234, working in a porn shop. Bloodwake in a liqour store. Tehjaybo doing groceries with a shotgun on his back.

I have to visit this magic land :rock

Don't forget Ardeo, who also works in a liquor store in Kentucky.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 11:06:05 AM: No, trust me, this is not a good thing. His name is Lowell, he shaves his head, he's slightly overweight, and he probably sets back sexual harrassment in the workplace back to the 1960s.

He has the Pabst Blue Ribbon logo tattooed on his bicep and a woman in cheetah print panties on his shoulder. This sums up the man's life quite well, although he likes firearms and Modern Warfare 2

He basically runs up to me and tells me about everything in Modern Warfare 2 all day now since it came out this week. "HOLY SHIT, PERKS AND TACTICAL NUKES. FUCKING AWESOME"
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 11:29:05 AM: Trust me, it's outrageous even for Kentucky. He really thinks he is Tucker Max.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 11:45:02 AM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 13, 2009, 11:35:29 AM
How long did Target let you put her engagement ring on layaway for?

There's not even a ring yet. Believe it or not, she requested we get further into the engagement before we think about rings and shit. It also doesn't help that I'm a dirty, dirty poor at the moment.
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2009, 01:52:02 PM: Quote from: The Business on November 13, 2009, 12:05:33 PM
Let's be completely honest here, Bloodwake. Does the girl even know?
:lol
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Ganhyun on November 13, 2009, 03:03:55 PM: Quote from: The Business on November 13, 2009, 12:05:33 PM
Let's be completely honest here, Bloodwake. Does the girl even know?

damn!

:lol :lol
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2009, 03:22:08 PM: Quote from: Armitage on November 13, 2009, 03:06:20 PM
I'm not really sure in what ways this is an engagement.

...they pinky swore?
Title: Re: Hooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeee SHIIIIIIIIIT. TEHJAYBO HAS FAILED US.
Post by: Ganhyun on November 13, 2009, 03:22:43 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 13, 2009, 03:22:08 PM
Quote from: Armitage on November 13, 2009, 03:06:20 PM
I'm not really sure in what ways this is an engagement.

...they pinky swore?

:o :lol