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Title: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: T234 on November 20, 2009, 05:59:55 AM
ON THE SAME FUCKING NIGHT NO LESS

FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: T234 on November 20, 2009, 06:05:26 AM
I ain't actually got the porn shop job yet  :'(

EDIT: I actually got fired from WAL-MART, EATER OF SHIT
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: treythemovie on November 20, 2009, 06:30:31 AM
So what did you steal?
Title: Seriously though, sounds like that day sucked
Post by: Mandark on November 20, 2009, 06:44:46 AM
So what did you steal?

I hope it was a car battery.   :teehee
Title: Re: Seriously though, sounds like that day sucked
Post by: huckleberry on November 20, 2009, 07:58:13 AM
So what did you steal?

I hope it was a car battery.   :teehee

 :lol
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: T234 on November 20, 2009, 08:07:03 AM
Dude what did you do to get kicked out of a fucking Wal-Mart position?

Politics between management and attendance.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: Reb on November 20, 2009, 09:32:44 AM
Werent you fired before over your attire?
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME JERKFACE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR
Post by: Bocsius on November 20, 2009, 10:24:45 AM
Politics between management and attendance.


They thought you should actually show up at work? Some nerve!
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 20, 2009, 10:27:23 AM
Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 10:41:57 AM
Dude what did you do to get kicked out of a fucking Wal-Mart position?

Politics between management

feel bad for you...

Quote
and attendance.

...and not so much.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 10:45:55 AM
Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: T234 on November 20, 2009, 10:48:08 AM
Attendance is only responsible for a very small part of me getting fired. Mostly it was because of the manager in question has a several year old vendetta against some very close friends of mine from their time working there.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: Tauntaun on November 20, 2009, 10:51:02 AM
Dude what did you do to get kicked out of a fucking Wal-Mart position?

Politics between management and attendance.

You're black? :omg

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Title: Re: Seriously though, sounds like that day sucked
Post by: muckhole on November 20, 2009, 11:20:36 AM
So what did you steal?

I hope it was a car battery.   :teehee

 :lol :lol So cold.

Don't worry T234, better times ahead.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 20, 2009, 11:34:55 AM
I don't know how I could explain away being fired from Wal-Mart when being interviewed for my next job
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
No offense, having worked big box retail for years, you simply cannot get fired for those issues.

If a manager had a vendetta against, he would have to accumulate a paper trail to cover his ass - which means you should have saw it coming.

Target, Wal-Mart, etc. are especially nervous of litigation, so I have a difficult time thinking that you were blind sided by this.

Or you are underselling your tardiness issues.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2009, 01:05:50 PM
Not really.

Just that either this was not unexpected or that his tardiness issues were legitimately bad.

Like, says, a continuous stretch of showing up late to work or no call/no show.

If you are in danger of being shitcanned, attendance is the easiest way for a manager to pull the trigger in retail.

But its rarely a surprise.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 01:07:48 PM
Pretty much, yeah.  If you're being written up for being late, especially for being just barely late like five minutes or something, someone is looking to fire your ass and using that as the reason.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 20, 2009, 01:27:06 PM
At my stint in retail hell, three times of being late (without calling ahead) or not showing up was worthy of getting fired.  I can't imagine Walmart would be any different.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 01:31:36 PM
Yeah, plus if you KNOW that the higher-ups apparently don't like you (even if it's just because of some of your friends) then you can't give them any excuse to take you down.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 01:35:52 PM
guess it's time to start googling "walmart shootout" every day
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 20, 2009, 02:32:41 PM
Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.


first time I saw it was on cag in like 2004...some guy named Denis Duck Fat
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 20, 2009, 02:34:43 PM
Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.


I think that was the funniest Gaf thread ever. Everyone was giving him shit.
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 20, 2009, 02:44:22 PM
Did you push over their magazine rack when you left?

I forgot, who started that joke anyways.

some meathead named kinesis over at gaf way back in the day.  apparently an eb or gs wouldn't let him return a strategy guide... i think.  so he valiantly struck back against their magazine rack... supposedly.


first time I saw it was on cag in like 2004...some guy named Denis Duck Fat
The Kinesis post was back in '03 or '02. It was Electronic Boutique, and he was trying to return Def Jam Vendetta :lol I was just looking for that thread the other day, but I guess it was lost when GAF became NeoGAF
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 20, 2009, 02:50:08 PM
I think someone (goodcow?) kept a backup of some of the threads?
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 20, 2009, 02:53:57 PM
Yeah, that's here, (http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive.htm) but for whatever reason he apparently didn't save that thread
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CA
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 20, 2009, 02:58:26 PM
Is Gumby's hat thread anywhere to be found?
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 20, 2009, 03:09:31 PM
I don't see that one there either
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: Diunx on November 20, 2009, 03:50:14 PM
You can't get fired if you don't have a job :'(
Title: Re: WHO ELSE GOT FIRED AND THEN HAD SOME ASSHOLE CUT THE BATTERY OUT OF THEIR CAR?
Post by: treythemovie on November 22, 2009, 12:27:12 AM
Yeah, that's here, (http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive.htm) but for whatever reason he apparently didn't save that thread
At least the original quote is saved here: http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/ga-forum-quotes-12-11-2003.htm