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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 10:29:57 PM

Title: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 10:29:57 PM: Some sort of humanoid/python hybrid with the ability to unhinge her jaw and swallow her prey whole after killing them with her overabundance of peppiness.

(http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/rachael_ray.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: lennedsay on November 20, 2009, 10:32:30 PM: Weirdest body proportions ever.

Edit: No, just weird all over. The bottom right-hand corner is pure gold.

(http://www.fitceleb.com/files/images/0223_rachel_ray.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 10:34:03 PM: [youtube=560,345]7AZPDNRvqAU[/youtube]

I'd hit it so hard
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 10:36:37 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 10:34:03 PM
[youtube=560,345]7AZPDNRvqAU[/youtube]

I'd hit it so hard

(http://www.weareneverfull.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/rachelraybutt.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 20, 2009, 10:37:37 PM: worst fake ever
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 20, 2009, 10:38:25 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 20, 2009, 10:37:37 PM
worst fake ever

shh... i'm trying to get maurice eaten by the space lizard chick.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 10:38:50 PM: I'd stick both my heads in dat ass :o

fake or real who cares shieet
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 21, 2009, 04:35:31 PM: best fake ever :hump
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: M3wThr33 on November 21, 2009, 04:48:30 PM: I went to the LA Zoo once and I walked by one of the food stations and one of the employees was asking if we wanted free tacos, because Rachel Ray was in the kitchen making tacos.

I think he was lying.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2009, 04:56:20 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 10:34:03 PM
[youtube=560,345]7AZPDNRvqAU[/youtube]

I'd hit it so hard

Wow, she bombed pretty hard trying to follow Tracy's blue balls joke :lol
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Barry Egan on November 21, 2009, 05:08:41 PM: Rachel Ray was pretty gracious after being called out as a no-talent hack by martha stewart. she basically agreed with her.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2009, 07:39:33 PM: Yeah. Pretty sure I would have mimed that "rattling the jail bars" move with my arms.

Martha Stewart on Letterman, any segment you choose, you can see what a sad, boring, in-denial being she is.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 21, 2009, 09:36:37 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on November 21, 2009, 05:08:41 PM
Rachel Ray was pretty gracious after being called out as a no-talent hack by martha stewart. she basically agreed with her.

Wait what? lol
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Barry Egan on November 21, 2009, 09:43:59 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on November 21, 2009, 09:36:37 PM
Quote from: Chipopo on November 21, 2009, 05:08:41 PM
Rachel Ray was pretty gracious after being called out as a no-talent hack by martha stewart. she basically agreed with her.

Wait what? lol

http://jezebel.com/5409521/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week?autoplay=true
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 21, 2009, 10:33:26 PM: Haha, wow. After appearing on her show.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2009, 10:45:29 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on November 20, 2009, 10:32:30 PM
Weirdest body proportions ever.

This. If she had had a boob job 5 years ago, she would be the most popular "chef" on tv.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 23, 2009, 02:46:32 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 20, 2009, 10:36:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 10:34:03 PM
[youtube=560,345]7AZPDNRvqAU[/youtube]

I'd hit it so hard

(http://www.weareneverfull.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/rachelraybutt.jpg)
Is that shopped? ???
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: GoofyGoober on November 23, 2009, 02:53:38 PM: Of course it's shopped check out that layout she did for FHM (I think that's the mag).

I googled those FHM images again, had been a while since I saw them. I didn't see Ass shots in them, but I still think it's shopped.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 23, 2009, 03:20:29 PM: Next time I should read the whole thread before replying. :(
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Diunx on November 23, 2009, 04:22:10 PM: I'd hit it.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2009, 04:51:22 PM: same. that voice croaking filthy phrases in my ear plus that good-natured thickness means i would spear her like the nasty-ass former-barslut 145 pound kebab she is
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 23, 2009, 05:34:34 PM: (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff159/brooklynn_20_07/017_rachael_ray.jpg)

I bet she has mom-butt, but I would still hit it.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 23, 2009, 06:23:14 PM: she has weird, flappy boobs. would tear up either way.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: GoofyGoober on November 23, 2009, 07:28:59 PM: More airbrushing then a whole issue of Playboy. But I'd still hit it.
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 23, 2009, 07:47:34 PM: butterbody
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain the Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 23, 2009, 08:13:31 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 20, 2009, 10:36:37 PM

(http://www.weareneverfull.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/rachelraybutt.jpg)

This is unattractive to you
???
Title: Re: I'm fairly certain that Rachel Ray is, in fact, an alien from V
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 23, 2009, 08:26:59 PM: Quote from: The Business on November 23, 2009, 06:35:46 PM
Those FHM pics are almost as badly photoshopped as the ass one posted above.

the guy put so much work into the ass that he totally missed the huge varicose vein on her left leg.