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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Beezy on November 21, 2009, 11:09:48 AM

Title: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Beezy on November 21, 2009, 11:09:48 AM
How screwed up is The Bore? Take the test and post your results.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: demi on November 21, 2009, 11:13:04 AM
Where did you get this from. niccaspace.com?
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 21, 2009, 11:19:25 AM
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Very High (duh)
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: duckman2000 on November 21, 2009, 11:27:04 AM
Paranoid:    Moderate
Schizoid:            Low
Schizotypal:    Moderate
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Moderate
Histrionic:    Low
Narcissistic:    Low
Avoidant:    Low
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Moderate
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: muckhole on November 21, 2009, 11:31:27 AM
Paranoid:  Low
Schizoid:  Low
Schizotypal:  Low
Antisocial:  Low
Borderline:  Low
Histrionic:  Moderate 
Narcissistic:  Low
Avoidant:  Moderate
Dependent:  Low 
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 21, 2009, 11:35:31 AM
Paranoid:    Low    
Schizoid:    Low    
Schizotypal:    Low
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    Moderate    
Narcissistic:    Low
Avoidant:    High    
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    High
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Beezy on November 21, 2009, 11:56:40 AM
Where did you get this from. niccaspace.com?
Why you always gotta hate, fool?

This test sucks.
(Translation: I hate my results.)
Oh come on. It's just an online test.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2009, 11:58:47 AM
Paranoid:      Very High
Schizoid:       High   
Schizotypal:   High   
Antisocial:     Low   
Borderline:     Moderate   
Histrionic:      High   
Narcissistic:   Moderate   
Avoidant:            Very High   
Dependent:            Moderate   
Obsessive-Compulsive:      Low


the question is: do I get help or find some shitty menial job and live like a hermit the rest of my life?
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 21, 2009, 12:00:59 PM
Kranz Fafka and I have chosen the wrong career paths.

Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2009, 12:04:27 PM
We should start a firm called "At least we're not obsessive compulsive"

er, fuck, that's the one disorder on the list we needed!  :'(
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 21, 2009, 12:07:42 PM
I tried to pick the most fucked up answers (too lazy to edit out the unnecessary shit, fuck off):

Paranoid:    Very High    more info | forum
Schizoid:    Very High    more info | forum
Schizotypal:    Very High    more info | forum
Antisocial:    High    more info | forum
Borderline:    Very High    more info | forum
Histrionic:    Moderate    more info | forum
Narcissistic:    Very High    more info | forum
Avoidant:    High    more info | forum
Dependent:    Moderate    more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Moderate

Now to take the Dating Profile Quiz :hyper

<table cellspacing="1" style="background-color: #444;"><tr valign="top"><td style="width: 400px; background-color: #e3f0d4; padding: 5px;"><b><u>Your dating personality profile:</u></b><br><br><b>Intellectual</b> - You consider your mind amongst your assets.  Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge.  You value education and rationality.<br><b>Liberal</b> - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views.  You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.<br><b>Adventurous</b> - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you.  You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.</td><td style="width: 190px; background-color: #e3f0d4; padding: 5px;"><b><u>Your Top Ten Traits</u></b><br><br><b>1. Intellectual</b><br><b>2. Liberal</b><br><b>3. Adventurous</b><br>4. Athletic<br>5. Sensual<br>6. Big-Hearted<br>7. Wealthy/Ambitious<br>8. Practical<br>9. Shy<br>10. Romantic<br></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td style="width: 400px; background-color: #bcd8ee; padding: 5px;"><b><u>Your date match profile:</u></b><br><br><b>Intellectual</b> - You seek out intelligence.  Idle chit-chat is not what you are after.  You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.<br><b>Liberal</b> - You need a person who has liberal opinions and beliefs.  You are engaged by political discussions and would find a liberal viewpoint refreshing in a date.<br><b>Adventurous</b> - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest.  You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.</td><td style="width: 190px; background-color: #bcd8ee; padding: 5px;"><b><u>Your Top Ten Match Traits</u></b><br><br><b>1. Intellectual</b><br><b>2. Liberal</b><br><b>3. Adventurous</b><br>4. Shy<br>5. Athletic<br>6. Practical<br>7. Big-Hearted<br>8. Sensual<br>9. Traditional<br>10. Wealthy/Ambitious<br></td></tr></table><br>Take the <a href="http://www.wouldidateyou.com/pquiz/quiz1.html">Dating Profile Quiz</a> at <a href="http://www.wouldidateyou.com/">Would I Date You</a>
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
Paranoid:  Low    
Schizoid:  High    
Schizotypal:  Low    
Antisocial:  Low    
Borderline:  Low    
Histrionic:  Low    
Narcissistic:  Moderate    
Avoidant:  Low    
Dependent:  Low    
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low

Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Barry Egan on November 21, 2009, 12:42:01 PM
personality tests  :yuck
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 21, 2009, 01:08:37 PM
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2009, 01:28:28 PM
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Akala on November 21, 2009, 02:06:29 PM
Paranoid:  Low
Schizoid:  Low
Schizotypal:  Moderate
Antisocial:  Low
Borderline:  Low
Histrionic:  Low
Narcissistic:  High 
Avoidant:  Low 
Dependent:  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low

hmm.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2009, 02:11:38 PM
Schizoid-bore represent! Actually nm I don't care
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 21, 2009, 02:43:14 PM
Paranoid:    High    
Schizoid:    Moderate
Schizotypal:    Very High
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Moderate
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    Moderate
Avoidant:    Very High    
Dependent:    Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Vizzys on November 21, 2009, 03:14:16 PM
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

everyone on the internet is fucked up


Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Akala on November 21, 2009, 03:15:29 PM
ha, pretty much.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: tehjaybo on November 21, 2009, 03:29:50 PM

Paranoid:    High
Schizoid:    Low    
Schizotypal:    High
Antisocial:    Moderate    
Borderline:    Very High    
Histrionic:    Moderate    
Narcissistic:    Moderate    
Avoidant:    Very High    
Dependent:    High    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    High    
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 21, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
i wanna see what eeceegrammer gets
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2009, 04:21:12 PM
everyone on the internet is fucked up

did we really need a quiz to tell us this
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 21, 2009, 06:09:35 PM
Paranoid:  Low
Schizoid:  Low
Schizotypal:  Low
Antisocial:  Low
Borderline:  Low
Histrionic:  Low
Narcissistic:  Low
Avoidant:  Low 
Dependent:  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Moderate

You're weird. 
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Barry Egan on November 21, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
dcharlie's an old fart who has had time to work through his defects.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 21, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
I think this personality disorder test also measures one's propensity to lie!
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 21, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
the dating thing:
Your Top Ten Traits:
1. Practical
2. Liberal
3. Intellectual
4. Wealthy/Ambitious
5. Sensual
6. Shy
7. Stylish
8. Funny
9. Big-Hearted
10. Traditional

Your Top Ten Match Traits:
1. Shy
2. Intellectual
3. Practical
4. Conservative
5. Funny
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Sensual
8. Stylish
9. Traditional
10. Adventurous

the things about the girl are somewhat accurate. things about myself aren't as much
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 21, 2009, 07:11:19 PM
I'm glad the Xfag Empire is headed up by a stable individual.

I can't say I agree much with the dating results either.  Not much adventure in the midwest (unless it is cooking up a bathtub load of mystery meth) and the girls I've been with have tended to be conservative.  Oh wellz.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
DCharlie being well adjusted :rock

Here's mine


Paranoid:   Low
Schizoid:   Moderate
Schizotypal:   Moderate
Antisocial:   Low
Borderline:   Low
Histrionic:   Moderate
Narcissistic:   Low
Avoidant:   High
Dependent:   Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:   Moderate
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: drew on November 21, 2009, 07:49:22 PM
Paranoid:    Low    
Schizoid:    Low    
Schizotypal:    Low    
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    Low    
Narcissistic:    Low    
Avoidant:    Low    
Dependent:    Low    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

my personality game >
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: drew on November 21, 2009, 09:48:10 PM
true, i am such a fucking con artist irl that i realized all the negatives were no answers and replied correspondingly

alo irl i am somehwhat antisocial (although i put in my social time more than ANY of you, so i deserve it), pretty narcissistic, and ditto with ocdesqueness
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 21, 2009, 10:19:00 PM
Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Moderate
Schizotypal:    High
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    High
Avoidant:    High
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

lol
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2009, 10:22:22 PM
Well the majority of us are Avoidant :lol
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: E-DuB on November 21, 2009, 10:27:51 PM
Paranoid:    Low    
Schizoid:    Low    
Schizotypal:    Low    
Antisocial:    Moderate    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    High    
Narcissistic:    Low    -- This I am surprised at
Avoidant:    Low    
Dependent:    Low    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    High -- This is no surprise
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 21, 2009, 10:42:46 PM
Disorder   Rating   Information
Paranoid:   Low   more info | forum
Schizoid:   Moderate   more info | forum
Schizotypal:   High   more info | forum
Antisocial:   Low   more info | forum
Borderline:   Moderate   more info | forum
Histrionic:   Low   more info | forum
Narcissistic:   Low   more info | forum
Avoidant:   Moderate   more info | forum
Dependent:   Moderate   more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive:   High   more info | forum

I think the OCD thing is accurate, but it doesn't really manifest itself in any way stereotypically associated with OCD (e.g. I don't really care about physical neatness).  It unfortunately does manifest in my work where I tend to obsess over certain aspects of the code that in the end aren't that important to business value (or even overall technical quality, in fact my fiddling can have a negative effect).
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 21, 2009, 10:53:01 PM
Yeah, the DSM description of schizotypal sounds totally off.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2009, 10:53:20 PM
it's accurate...i'm paranoid as fuck right now.  OR WAS THAT A DIG AT ME JINFASH?!! HUH?!?! HUH??!!?
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 21, 2009, 10:53:54 PM
Yeah, the DSM description of schizotypal sounds totally off.

I think it describes you pretty well

Edit: the acronym on this made me lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Assessment_of_Functioning
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2009, 11:13:18 PM
Yeah, the DSM description of schizotypal sounds totally off.

I think it describes you pretty well

Edit: the acronym on this made me lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Assessment_of_Functioning

Quote
0

Not enough information available to provide GAF.

If you don't have enough going on in your brain to post on GAF, you're a zero.  Well, that's some comfort, I suppose.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 21, 2009, 11:51:00 PM
Paranoid:  Moderate more info | forum
Schizoid:  Moderate more info | forum
Schizotypal:  Moderate more info | forum
Antisocial:  Low more info | forum
Borderline:  Low more info | forum
Histrionic:  High more info | forum
Narcissistic:  Moderate more info | forum
Avoidant:  Very High more info | forum
Dependent:  Moderate more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low more info | forum

Well obviously I'm fucked.  Moderate schizotypal?  Really?


As for the dating, my top ten traits are supposedly -

1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Intellectual
4. Practical
5. Funny
6. Romantic
7. Wealthy/Ambitious
8. Shy
9. Traditional
10. Sensual


And my date match traits would be this -

1. Practical
2. Conservative
3. Intellectual
4. Funny
5. Big-Hearted
6. Outgoing
7. Adventurous
8. Sensual
9. Traditional
10. Wealthy/Ambitious


Conservative?  lol, yeah that hasn't worked out all that well for me when I went down that road.  No thank you.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 22, 2009, 12:00:06 AM
God damn it people, avoidant personality disorder is mine!
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: FatalT on November 22, 2009, 12:14:33 AM
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Bunch of weirdos.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: drew on November 22, 2009, 01:20:34 AM
this test is bullshit in that its black and white and obviously so

there is no way that there is nothing wrong with me and fatalt

two nails in its coffin right there
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Bocsius on November 22, 2009, 01:26:36 AM
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Reb on November 22, 2009, 06:40:05 AM
I wanted to do this, then I saw Drewsy getting all lows and decided it's broken and not worth my time.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: lordmaji on November 22, 2009, 08:57:00 PM
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

---

I was actually seeing a therapist and taking medication for awhile. Damn shame I don't have insurance anymore... prob would help a bunch at the moment.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on November 22, 2009, 09:09:21 PM
Paranoid:    Low    
Schizoid:    High    
Schizotypal:    Moderate    
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    High    
Narcissistic:    Moderate    
Avoidant:    Moderate    
Dependent:    Low    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low    

So I'm a cold-hearted attention whore. Cool.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: bork on November 23, 2009, 12:10:10 AM
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

---

How in the hell did I score high on paranoid but low on obsessive-compulsive?   :lol
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: etiolate on November 23, 2009, 12:26:24 AM
yes/no answers to complex questions

FAIL
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 23, 2009, 01:36:31 AM
I don't know, a lot of the scenarios and questions seem to fit my perfectly.  :'(

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

edit: dating one:

My Top ten traits:

1. Big-Hearted
2. Liberal
3. Intellectual
4. Adventurous
5. Athletic
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Practical
8. Religious
9. Sensual
10. Shy

My match's traits:

1. Practical
2. Shy
3. Adventurous
4. Conservative
5. Intellectual
6. Traditional
7. Athletic
8. Religious
9. Big-Hearted
10. Funny

I have no idea why Conservative is so high.  Switch conservative and funny and it's a good list.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Reb on November 23, 2009, 04:39:29 AM
I got curious :(

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Moderate
Schizotypal:    Moderate
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Moderate
Narcissistic:    Moderate
Avoidant:    Moderate
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

Seems pretty stable, I worked through a lot of my issues the last few years.
Title: Re: Personality Disorder Test
Post by: Diunx on November 23, 2009, 04:54:07 PM
Disorder    Rating    Information
Paranoid:    Moderate    more info | forum
Schizoid:    Low    more info | forum
Schizotypal:    Moderate    more info | forum
Antisocial:    High    more info | forum
Borderline:    Low    more info | forum
Histrionic:    Low    more info | forum
Narcissistic:    High    more info | forum
Avoidant:    Low    more info | forum
Dependent:    Low    more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low    more info | forum

 :dur