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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: ManaByte on November 21, 2009, 11:03:16 PM

Title: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: ManaByte on November 21, 2009, 11:03:16 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/20/man-to-marry-his-vid.html
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Last month, I wrote about a Japanese husband who confessed to his wife that he had a virtual girlfriend, a character from an addictive Nintendo DS game called Love Plus. Now, another man is planning to hold a wedding ceremony with his Love Plus girlfriend this coming Sunday. The man, who calls himself SAL9000, was so in love with Nene Anegasaki that he decided to marry her and take her on a honeymoon to Guam. Of course, this means that he literally just took his Nintendo DS to Guam... while there, he took photos, livecast their adventures on popular video-sharing site Nico Nico Douga, and documented their adventures using the augmented reality iPhone app Sekai Camera. In any case, the guy plans on having a public reception in Tokyo this Sunday. It will be livecast on Nico Nico Douga, but in case you miss it, we'll be bringing you an update early next week. Stay tuned!
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2009, 11:08:16 PM
Obviously we stopped with the atomic bombs too soon.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 21, 2009, 11:12:01 PM
How do you marry a character?  I mean, I know there's people in Africa or wherever that have married animals, but this doesn't seem feasible.  Or is it just him holding a mock-wedding for his "waifu?"

If this isn't a sign that Japan needs to wake the fuck up and address its social problems and declining population, I don't know what the hell is. 
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2009, 11:18:28 PM
How do you marry a character?  I mean, I know there's people in Africa or wherever that have married animals, but this doesn't seem feasible.  Or is it just him holding a mock-wedding for his "waifu?"

If this isn't a sign that Japan needs to wake the fuck up and address its social problems and declining population, I don't know what the hell is. 


This is the future...we'll start to see this shit become prevalent in the U.S. too.  The internet age just started and we've seen a lot of fucking weird shit already.  Just think-- people are going to want to push those boundaries as the weird stuff becomes more normal. 
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2009, 11:20:11 PM
MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN NOT A MAN AND A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER :punch

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE THE FLOODGATES OPEN WHAT IS NEXT TEHJAYBO FUCKING A PACK OF MAGIC: THE GATHERING CARDS
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: ManaByte on November 21, 2009, 11:20:12 PM
I wonder if Nintendo will replace his DS after he soils it during the honeymoon. 
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 21, 2009, 11:20:57 PM
What's wrong with population decrease, especially if nonviolent?
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Sho Nuff on November 21, 2009, 11:28:10 PM
I obviously left just in the nick of time

Oh Japan
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 21, 2009, 11:28:36 PM
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while there he...livecast their adventures on popular video-sharing site Nico Nico Douga, and documented their adventures using the augmented reality iPhone app Sekai Camera.

I'm glad Douglas MacArthur didn't live along enough to read that sentence.  :usacry
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2009, 11:34:05 PM
He could've done better than a shitty low-poly DS girlfriend:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=380355

(http://i47.tinypic.com/301ool1.jpg)
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Bocsius on November 21, 2009, 11:38:34 PM
Doesn't he realize how many people she's been with? He thinks that will stop now that he put a virtual ring on her finger?

What an idiot.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2009, 12:07:11 AM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/301ool1.jpg)

That's the closest they can get to sex.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2009, 12:58:25 AM
How do you marry a character?  I mean, I know there's people in Africa or wherever that have married animals, but this doesn't seem feasible.  Or is it just him holding a mock-wedding for his "waifu?"

If this isn't a sign that Japan needs to wake the fuck up and address its social problems and declining population, I don't know what the hell is. 

Oh I'll address their declining population, if you know what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
I'm glad I live in American where the worst social hiccup is random shooting sprees.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 22, 2009, 01:15:21 AM
How do you marry a character?  I mean, I know there's people in Africa or wherever that have married animals, but this doesn't seem feasible.  Or is it just him holding a mock-wedding for his "waifu?"

If this isn't a sign that Japan needs to wake the fuck up and address its social problems and declining population, I don't know what the hell is. 

Oh I'll address their declining population, if you know what I'm talking about.

I did my part!
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Trent Dole on November 22, 2009, 01:16:28 AM
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l207/fgsfdsfargeg/poke.gif)
Also available in avatar form!
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Bocsius on November 22, 2009, 01:16:54 AM
I'm glad I live in American where the worst social hiccup is random shooting sprees.

And all of our worst animu freaks move to Japan, thereby becoming "not our problem."
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 01:22:30 AM
I'm glad I live in American where the worst social hiccup is random shooting sprees.

And all of our worst animu freaks move to Japan, thereby becoming "not our problem."

Maybe if we could somehow get both groups in the same room together...
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 22, 2009, 01:35:11 AM
I'm glad I live in American where the worst social hiccup is random shooting sprees.

And all of our worst animu freaks move to Japan, thereby becoming "not our problem."

Oh, if only that were true.

No wait, I might go back and I got family there.  Isn't it due for Korea to take over the fanboy reigns?  Let 'em go there!

EDIT: Actually, I take that back.  Let 'em all go to Japan and maybe date each other.  But then their offspring...hmm...
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Sho Nuff on November 22, 2009, 01:48:28 AM
EDIT: Actually, I take that back.  Let 'em all go to Japan and maybe date each other.  But then their offspring...hmm...

That's just the point bro, they're terrified of sex because it is IMPURE. All we have to do is wait for them all to die off in 60-70 years
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 02:02:14 AM
Adam and Eve not Adam and Alessa Gillespie :smug
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2009, 02:06:44 AM
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Aeris :smug
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Bocsius on November 22, 2009, 10:15:19 AM
I wish it was the other way around and some blond bombshell bimbo would marry Kratos :drool

I wouldn't bet against it in Japan. Of course, it would be Kratos Aurion involved this time.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 22, 2009, 04:52:46 PM
Otaku fangirls would rather have Kratos marry Kratos Aurion for hot yaoi action.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 22, 2009, 06:13:35 PM
The DS has a wedding dress.   :lol

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5291/basically.png)
(http://filesmelt.com/downloader/KISSTHEBRIDE.jpg)

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Hideo Kojima has a problem -- apparently his staff is playing gal-games on the sly. "All everyone talks about is their 'girlfriends,'" the famous game director said in Famitsu magazine this week. "I see them all standing in the shadows looking serious, and I go and see what's up and they're all bragging about their girlfriends -- like, 'Oh, she changed her hairstyle for me' and so on. I'm not gonna give his name, but there's one guy who hasn't had a girlfriend for decades and talking about his virtual friend makes him so incredibly happy."
Kojima is talking about Love Plus, a Nintendo DS title released early September in Japan by Konami. "You pretty much never see Konami games becoming popular among the employees of Konami themselves," Kojima espoused. "I think Love Plus is the first one. You see people sneaking in time with it in the bathrooms and so on; I guess they don't want to get caught playing it at their desks."

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"I was talking with Goichi Suda earlier, and told me about this guy he saw who went to a movie theater by himself but bought two tickets," Kojima said. "Suda was curious, so he went in with him and saw him take his DS out of his backpack, open up the case and place it in the seat next to him. He had his 'girlfriend' on the screen!"

:rofl
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2009, 06:18:48 PM
what does "wwwwwwwwwwww" mean?   is that like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"? 
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Bebpo on November 22, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
Are those Kojima quotes real, or was he just fucking with the interviewer to make a silly story?

Is there really a creepy love plus fad going on in Japan?
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: demi on November 22, 2009, 06:52:13 PM
what does "wwwwwwwwwwww" mean?   is that like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"? 

wwww is lol
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 22, 2009, 09:37:14 PM
I'm not up on Japanese internet-speak, so I dunno what the "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" is.  I can ask my wife if anyone wants to know.  She dabbles in 2chan every now and then.

Are those Kojima quotes real, or was he just fucking with the interviewer to make a silly story?

Is there really a creepy love plus fad going on in Japan?

It's from a 1up story, so I imagine it's real.

I didn't know Konami made the game...there's other quotes from some of the staff saying how other Konami staff are thanking them for making it and how happy they are.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: drew on November 22, 2009, 09:53:30 PM
If this isn't a sign that Japan needs to wake the fuck up and address its social problems and declining population, I don't know what the hell is. 

seriously.

putting a lock on apartment windows would be a good start
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: demi on November 22, 2009, 10:11:49 PM
I'm not up on Japanese internet-speak, so I dunno what the "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" is.  I can ask my wife if anyone wants to know.  She dabbles in 2chan every now and then.

uh i just told what it is.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: tehjaybo on November 22, 2009, 10:12:00 PM
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE THE FLOODGATES OPEN WHAT IS NEXT TEHJAYBO FUCKING A PACK OF MAGIC: THE GATHERING CARDS

YOU LEAVE OUR LOVE ALONE YOU SON OF A BITCH.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING LOVES ME.  IT FUCKING LOVES ME.  
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2009, 10:20:53 PM
what does "wwwwwwwwwwww" mean?   is that like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"? 

wwww is lol

weird.  koreans use "kekekekeke" for lol.  weird asia is weird.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: cool breeze on November 22, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
so, do they yell out "DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU"?
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 10:25:02 PM
so, do they yell out "DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU"?

Do you yell out "LOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOOLOL!!"?
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: pilonv1 on November 22, 2009, 10:25:33 PM
I would marry Football Manager 2010 if I could.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Bocsius on November 22, 2009, 10:25:35 PM
i figured it was ror

*raughs*
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2009, 10:25:42 PM
so, do they yell out "DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU"?


doubre uguu doubre uguu doubre uguu doubre uguu doubre uguu doubre uguu  
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: demi on November 22, 2009, 10:28:33 PM
so, do they yell out "DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU"?

The whistles go woo woo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lUnG4uZPTo
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: pilonv1 on November 22, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
i figured it was ror

*raughs*

waughs
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: cool breeze on November 22, 2009, 10:33:00 PM
so, do they yell out "DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU"?

Do you yell out "LOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOOLOL!!"?

I've had friends that embarrassed me by saying "lawl" in real life  :'(
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2009, 11:11:16 PM
so, do they yell out "DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU"?

Do you yell out "LOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOOLOL!!"?

I've had friends that embarrassed me by saying "lawl" in real life  :'(

I greet my friends and strangers with "OHAIO UGUUU~!!!!"  in real life
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2009, 11:26:54 PM
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Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2009, 11:32:30 PM
:www1   Love Plus :www2
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 22, 2009, 11:39:12 PM
According to google:

wwwww is short for "warau" (笑う), the Japanese verb for laugh

Makes sense.  :bow demi :bow2

The other comments are basically like "that's cold!" (presumably directed towards all the laughing), crazy, creepy, etc.

I saw someone write it out as うえうえうえうえうえうえうえうえうえうえ、or "ueueueueueueueueueueue."
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 22, 2009, 11:59:36 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYXOglEZesg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: originalz on November 23, 2009, 07:10:16 PM
m9 (^q^) wwwwwwww
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Brehvolution on November 23, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
zzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on November 23, 2009, 08:58:19 PM
:3 :3 :3 :3

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2010, 07:43:38 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/games/japan-resort-draws-men-with-virtual-girlfriends-20100901-14h8w.html

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Its creators, Konami Digital Entertainment, have long thrilled young men obsessed with high-tech, manga and anime, known as "otaku", by letting them chase virtual girls in the alternative universe of their digital dreams.

The hit video game made headlines when a 27-year-old Japanese man known only as "Sal 9000" staged a tuxedo wedding late last year, which was watched by thousands online, with his favourite cartoon girl, Nene Anegasaki.

But in the latest edition, game makers have gone a step further and teamed up with the very real city of Atami, an onsen, or hot spring town, 100 kilometres southwest of the Japanese capital.

They have selected 13 romantic locations which can be overlaid with images of Rinko or her teenage friends Manaka and Nene, who have all swapped their usual sailor-style school uniforms for casual summer wear.

Local souvenir shops in the resort town have caught on and capitalised on the love-struck new clientele, selling Love Plus-themed souvenirs, from good-luck charms to steamed buns and fish sausages.

The local Ohnoya hotel even offers traditional rooms to the unusual couples, which feature two sets of futon beds and another barcode panel that allows the men to visualise their girlfriends in a flattering summer kimono.

(http://images.smh.com.au/2010/09/01/1888915/virtual_gf_lead-420x0.jpg)

:japancry
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
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Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 01, 2010, 07:49:31 PM
hmm, this gives me an idea for Two Worlds III: No Worlds
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 01, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
I love how these guys go public with this shit. 

Might as well go on the news and say "I have completely given up the pursuit of sharing at least part of my life with a member of the opposite sex (or same-sex)."   

It's like they trick themselves into a bizarre lie to distract from their real problems.  On the other hand, the earth is overpopulated, so more power to them.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 01, 2010, 08:00:11 PM
There isn't enough :japancry on the internet

digg if u will the picture
of moe catgirls in bloom
avatars strike curious poses
they feel the cheet
the cheetos tween me and u

how can u just leave me standing?
alone with barcodes by my side?
maybe ur spec's too demanding
maybe my dad had the answer - suicide
maybe ur just like haruhi
i luv her dance and sigh
AR just augments my sorrow

this is what it sounds like ... when cats cry
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2010, 08:12:08 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/games/japan-resort-draws-men-with-virtual-girlfriends-20100901-14h8w.html

Shaking my head.com.au
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: disgruntled_jojo on September 01, 2010, 08:14:36 PM
There isn't enough :japancry on the internet

digg if u will the picture
of moe catgirls in bloom
avatars strike curious poses
they feel the cheet
the cheetos tween me and u

how can u just leave me standing?
alone with barcodes by my side?
maybe ur spec's too demanding
maybe my dad had the answer - suicide
maybe ur just like haruhi
i luv her dance and sigh
AR just augments my sorrow

this is what it sounds like ... when cats cry
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Purple Filth on September 01, 2010, 08:25:09 PM
SMFH  :-\
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 01, 2010, 08:29:34 PM
More girls for me :punch
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: bork on September 01, 2010, 08:34:00 PM
And they wonder why Japan's population is shrinking.

Why isn't Meryl Silverburgh available?

Otaku don't want old 20/30-something bags like Meryl.  Outta high school = Old n' wrinkly.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Diunx on September 01, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
Why isn't Meryl Silverburgh available?

I would probably buy the game if I could make Sunny my waifu, real talk.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: originalz on September 02, 2010, 07:27:49 AM
I actually bought this game to see what all the fuss was about.  The first part of the game is kind of fun, a really basic Tokimeki Memorial, but once you get to the romance part it requires too much time.  It runs on real-time, so you have to make dates and remember them.  Since it's supposed to be realistic, you can only schedule dates during reasonable hours (aka, at times where you would normally be doing other shit) and you're expected to play the game on a daily basis, writing mundane emails and talking with her on the phone.  After awhile I guess it goes further and requires more time, bloody hell.  I stopped playing the game after I realized what a waste of time it was (and my girl got pissed at me because I arrived an hour late for our "date" and stood her up).  Heh, I should probably put it in again to see what kind of nasty messages she's sent me in the few months we've been apart.  With all of the effort you have to put into the stupid game, you might as well just get a real girlfriend.

The game also has a feature where you can travel to different prefectures in Japan and get special unique items related to that prefecture by going to a DS Download station.  I wonder if anyone has been crazy enough to collect them all.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: magus on September 02, 2010, 08:42:15 AM
so it's basicaly :uguu animal crossing?

also damn this thread is old! was there any reason to resurrect it?
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: tiesto on September 02, 2010, 08:52:14 AM
Wow, z, that sounds like more effort than an actual girlfriend (unless she was a stuck up guidette).
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 02, 2010, 10:13:04 AM
I actually bought this game to see what all the fuss was about.  The first part of the game is kind of fun, a really basic Tokimeki Memorial, but once you get to the romance part it requires too much time.  It runs on real-time, so you have to make dates and remember them.  Since it's supposed to be realistic, you can only schedule dates during reasonable hours (aka, at times where you would normally be doing other shit) and you're expected to play the game on a daily basis, writing mundane emails and talking with her on the phone.  After awhile I guess it goes further and requires more time, bloody hell.  I stopped playing the game after I realized what a waste of time it was (and my girl got pissed at me because I arrived an hour late for our "date" and stood her up).  Heh, I should probably put it in again to see what kind of nasty messages she's sent me in the few months we've been apart.  With all of the effort you have to put into the stupid game, you might as well just get a real girlfriend.

The game also has a feature where you can travel to different prefectures in Japan and get special unique items related to that prefecture by going to a DS Download station.  I wonder if anyone has been crazy enough to collect them all.

:rofl
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 04, 2010, 12:13:36 PM
I'd try this if I weren't afraid that video game girls will turn out to reject me just as much as real girls do. That'd be a blow to my self-esteem. At least with real girls I can use cultural differences (from a childhood misspent playing video games) as an excuse. Then again, I haven't played video games in a few years either so I'm probably out of touch there too :gloomy
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Tieno on September 04, 2010, 02:24:03 PM
Obviously we stopped with the atomic bombs too soon.
that's what's probably the cause of abortions like these.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 06, 2010, 04:31:39 AM
Soooo my question is, in these terrible fucking games is there any actual implied physical contact between you and your virtual girlfriend, or is it all just wistful gazing at each other
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: originalz on September 06, 2010, 05:24:04 AM
Skinship is one of the game's bigger features and makes full use of the touch screen.  Plenty of opportunities to make out with your girl, and there's even the added tension of making her feel important while in public, but not going too far to embarrass her.

There's also "Loveplus mode" which is more or less just a mode where you can touch your girl all you want in a private room.
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 06, 2010, 11:35:17 AM
Okay so uh, you can use the stylus and touch her boobs or face or something to make her feel important? What if you go to town and start rubbing her all the time in public?

AAAGHHHH This is so weird. BRB I have to go grope my girlfriend or something
Title: Re: Man to marry his video game girlfriend this Sunday
Post by: Third on September 06, 2010, 06:48:25 PM
He will remain a virgin. Even after the honeymoon.