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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2009, 12:06:26 AM

Title: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2009, 12:06:26 AM
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/AP/story/1340136.html

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The amendment, approved by the Legislature and overwhelmingly ratified by voters, declares that "marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman." But the troublemaking phrase, as Radnofsky sees it, is Subsection B, which declares:

"This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage."

Architects of the amendment included the clause to ban same-sex civil unions and domestic partnerships. But Radnofsky, who was a member of the powerhouse Vinson & Elkins law firm in Houston for 27 years until retiring in 2006, says the wording of Subsection B effectively "eliminates marriage in Texas," including common-law marriages.

:usacry :usacry :usacry

Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Akala on November 24, 2009, 12:08:33 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2009, 12:12:20 AM
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"It’s a silly argument," said Kelly Shackelford, president of the Liberty Legal Institute in Plano. Any lawsuit based on the wording of Subsection B, he said, would have "about one chance in a trillion" of being successful.

So you're saying there's a chance? :drake
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 24, 2009, 02:55:02 AM
Texas- where all marriage is illegal, but molesting animals is a-ok by our laws!
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2009, 02:56:37 AM
So straight people can't get married because of gay people. 700 Club was right  :violin
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: AdmiralViscen on November 24, 2009, 06:25:48 AM
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/AP/story/1340136.html

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The amendment, approved by the Legislature and overwhelmingly ratified by voters, declares that "marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman." But the troublemaking phrase, as Radnofsky sees it, is Subsection B, which declares:

"This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage."

Architects of the amendment included the clause to ban same-sex civil unions and domestic partnerships. But Radnofsky, who was a member of the powerhouse Vinson & Elkins law firm in Houston for 27 years until retiring in 2006, says the wording of Subsection B effectively "eliminates marriage in Texas," including common-law marriages.

:usacry :usacry :usacry



:rofl


How could anyone call it a silly argument? It says it bans anything IDENTICAL TO marriage. l m f a o
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 24, 2009, 06:38:39 AM
So marriage in general is banned there?  What's the problem here?
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 24, 2009, 09:38:44 AM
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/AP/story/1340136.html

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The amendment, approved by the Legislature and overwhelmingly ratified by voters, declares that "marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman." But the troublemaking phrase, as Radnofsky sees it, is Subsection B, which declares:

"This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage."

Architects of the amendment included the clause to ban same-sex civil unions and domestic partnerships. But Radnofsky, who was a member of the powerhouse Vinson & Elkins law firm in Houston for 27 years until retiring in 2006, says the wording of Subsection B effectively "eliminates marriage in Texas," including common-law marriages.

:usacry :usacry :usacry



:rofl


How could anyone call it a silly argument? It says it bans anything IDENTICAL TO marriage. l m f a o

Well, Legaleze and English seem to be two very different languages most of the time, so the clause very well might mean "Every citizen is entitled to free Xbox360s" for all I know.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 24, 2009, 09:42:59 AM
Seems like a win win for everyone involved.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Himu on November 24, 2009, 10:38:58 AM
MUPEPE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
I'm already married so I'm alright.  I got in before all those homos took our rights.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 24, 2009, 01:18:48 PM
Did they not deploy it to a staging server first?  Where were their unit tests?
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2009, 01:43:54 PM
Whats the problem with same sex marriage?

It's gay.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Brehvolution on November 24, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
Whats the problem with same sex marriage?

Teh ferocious space beast lord says nah.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 24, 2009, 02:41:05 PM
Whats the problem with same sex marriage?

Nothing.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2009, 02:47:50 PM
Whats the problem with same sex marriage?
between chicks?  Nothing.

between dudes?  an extra dick.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 24, 2009, 03:22:34 PM
"One could say that Gay marriage did ruin it for everyone." :smug
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Tauntaun on November 24, 2009, 03:38:26 PM
Whats the problem with same sex marriage?

It's gay.

.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 24, 2009, 03:41:30 PM
I got in before all those homophobes took our rights.

That's better.  :smug
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2009, 03:42:48 PM
I got in before all those homophobes took our rights.

That's better.  :smug
:lol
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: BobbyRobby on November 24, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
i'd rather the government have nothing to do with marriage.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Brehvolution on November 24, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
I'd rather the church had nothing to do with marriage. It's a binding agreement to the state to begin with. Do people go to church to get divorced? (yes I know about annulments)
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Diunx on November 24, 2009, 05:24:51 PM
Good job texas.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 24, 2009, 05:30:25 PM
I'd rather the church had nothing to do with marriage. It's a binding agreement to the state to begin with. Do people go to church to get divorced? (yes I know about annulments)

This man talks some sense!
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Barry Egan on November 24, 2009, 06:38:28 PM
"One could say that Gay marriage did ruin it for everyone." :smug

Phoenix Dark made this joke 14 replies ago fyi.
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2009, 06:46:53 PM
i do not in any way disagree
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 24, 2009, 06:47:55 PM
Did they not deploy it to a staging server first?  Where were their unit tests?

only pussies run bvts, and likewise qfes are clearly for figgurts
Title: Re: "callandor country (tm)" bans all marriage, even the hot hot homo ones
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 24, 2009, 07:16:43 PM
poly- and multi-anything is bad, as the last day spent debugging database deadlocks has vividly impressed upon me