However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.
I guess Tiger really is black; he got so excited over Black Friday deals that he hit a tree and a fire hydrant just pulling out.
Cablinasian drivers :lolFixed.
Still love the thread title. :rofl
Still love the thread title. :rofl
Genghis Cohen doesn't respect woods.
The Florida Highway Patrol said
Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree as he pulled out of his driveway
the news release said his injuries were serious.
I guess Tiger really is really a jew; he got so excited over Black Friday deals that he hit a tree and a fire hydrant just pulling out.
yes yes
:lolStill love the thread title. :rofl
Genghis Cohen doesn't respect woods.
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit thats cold :o
Yeah, what's he doing backing out the driveway at 2:30 in the morning?
http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y86PU3Qy
Don't fuck with Vikings.
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This is exactly how it happened.
So no charges, no evidence of a domestic dispute. The media threw the bait in the water and now the sharks are biting. Good jon
I'm not defending Woods for cheating on his wife, but it clearly has nothing to do with this situation. He hangs around with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, of course he cheats. It's a shame this is blowing up though
i don't get why you'd get married at the peak of your popularity. it is best just to cash in on it and bang all of the groupies your dick can stick in and once you fade away in fame, marry a washed up model.
i don't get why you'd get married at the peak of your popularity. it is best just to cash in on it and bang all of the groupies your dick can stick in and once you fade away in fame, marry a washed up model.
Most men want both variety and stability. Tiger can, if he wants to, try to have it all.
I'm going to guess my luck with chicks far surpasses that of the four posters above me. I haven't done bad this semester :bow
Still not on the bases...but you can't lose if you don't play
Still not on the bases...but you can't lose if you don't play
so you havent even fingered a girl yet?
keeping it real = fapping to IR cheeseburger porn?What is IR cheeseburger porn? Iranian? Infrared?
Econ is pretty cool.Economics is fucking boring.
Accounting :piss2
Econ is pretty cool.
Accounting :piss2
Economics is fucking boring.
isn't that like between second and third?
and seriously, 1st base is making out, isn't that agreed upon universally?
Econ sucks
History rocks
Psychology rocks
Philosophy rocks
Accounting sucks
The more people that get a certain type of degree, the less value it carries. Everyone and their dog it seems is taking Political Science, Sociology, English, or Psychology. That or there isn't much application for some majors like History or Philosophy.
Business majors are pretty saturated too.
Econ sucks
History rocks
Psychology rocks
Philosophy rocks
Accounting sucks
Enjoy ur useless degree! (like me.) Really sucks that social sciences, philosophy, and history get you nowhere...they're the best.
edit: wait wat, I thought I was in the log thread
isn't that like between second and third?
and seriously, 1st base is making out, isn't that agreed upon universally?
1st base: making out
2nd base: handjobs/fingering
3rd base: blowjobs/cunnilingus
home base: sex
Basically, Phoenix Dark got hit by a pitch and ends up walking to first.
Basically, Phoenix Dark got hit by a pitch and ends up walking to first.
Basically, Phoenix Dark got hit by a pitch and ends up walking to first.
Then, confused and in unfamiliar territory, gets picked off by the pitcher.
I guess Tiger really is black; he got so excited over Black Friday deals that he hit a tree and a fire hydrant just pulling out.
I guess Tiger really is black; he got so excited over Black Friday deals that he hit a tree and a fire hydrant just pulling out.
I once pulled out and hit a tree and a fire hydrant.
Wasn't in a car though.
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.
Problem is that he only did this after it was dragged out for like a week and made a joke. Had he issued an apology the next day, we wouldn't be talking about this. His PR person should be fired.
Problem is that he only did this after it was dragged out for like a week and made a joke. Had he issued an apology the next day, we wouldn't be talking about this. His PR person should be fired.
This shit is on the front page of CNN. Had he just came out initially, it'd be on TMZ, ESPN and such, but he'd be somewhat unscathed by the mainstream media. He damaged his own reputation.
Had he issued an apology the next day, we wouldn't be talking about this.
espn on 24/7 Tiger Woods mode.
Brett's probably not sweating this, PD.
I went unemployed for over a year with a Master's in Accounting.I don't see how that's possible. Where do you live?
false alarm
I went unemployed for over a year with a Master's in Accounting.I don't see how that's possible. Where do you live?
If I had all his money I wouldn't give a shit how people felt about me.
People will forget this as of next week.
If I had all his money I wouldn't give a shit how people felt about me.
Endorsement deals, dude. Tiger might not give a shit what some fat fuck who watches ESPN thinks but Nike might and Tiger does give a shit what Nike thinks of him.
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This is exactly how it happened.
…the couple has a prenuptial agreement worth $300 million, which would make this the most expensive celebrity divorce in history.
Tiger is ****. He is exposing his wife to AIDS, herpes, warts, etc. Their 9 month old son could get AIDS from breastfeeding. Tiger is ******** cheap ****** ******. He also is a cheap ****. He never tips waiters in restaurants. He stiffed all the people that were going to see him at his tournement. He curses and has sh1tfits when his golf game doesn't go his way. He is a lying creep with no character. He is a phoney he doesn't want publicity, yet he publishes "happy family portraits". What a loser!
what would dave chapelle have to say about all of this hmm
My question is how Tiger fucked up so bad. I mean, shit, dude hangs out with Barkley and Jordan. They didn't give the dude tips? ???
My question is how Tiger fucked up so bad. I mean, shit, dude hangs out with Barkley and Jordan. They didn't give the dude tips? ???
his problem is that they have been giving him advice.
I really haven't been impressed. Almost all of them look like they've had a decent amount of cosmetic surgery, and have that fake plastic sheen of a club girl passed around like inflatable sex doll.
My problem is, if you're Tiger Woods, why settle for "club hot", which is usually kind of fake and gross, and go for "holy shit, a body for the ages!"
... We're talking like Jolie/Theron/Hathaway hot.
In like a week, Tiger Woods has gone from "makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X" to "makes Wilt Chamberlain look like Phoenix Dark".
Mistress #11 (another porn star):
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Can someone post pics of all the women he slept with?
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_.html
Here. Sexy teacher porn star bitch :drool
Where your role model at now PD? :smugthere are no black role models :smug
Where your role model at now PD? :smugthere are no black role models :smug
Up to 12 now.I think he's already birdied 36 holes.
I think before this is all over he will have played a full 18 holes.
Looks like Tiger is finished. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news;_ylt=AmQSrkW2HGr8gAU80gOsl4Y5nYcB?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns)
Looks like Tiger is finished. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news;_ylt=AmQSrkW2HGr8gAU80gOsl4Y5nYcB?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns)
At this point the only thing that's going to salvage his reputation is winning some major golf tournaments.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/you-have-to-be-god-damn-kidding-me/
Damn him.
Looks like Tiger is finished. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news;_ylt=AmQSrkW2HGr8gAU80gOsl4Y5nYcB?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns)
At this point the only thing that's going to salvage his reputation is winning some major golf tournaments.
You, my friend, are overlooking the power of going on Oprah during her final season.
Jack's records are safe.
He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.
He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.
He missed almost a year due to injuries and was still the best player on the tour. He misses a year tops, does Oprah, shows up to the 2011 Masters and wins. Book it.
Where your role model at now PD? :smugthere are no black role models :smug
Oh shit I wonder what Bill Cosby would say about Tiger.
He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.
He missed almost a year due to injuries and was still the best player on the tour. He misses a year tops, does Oprah, shows up to the 2011 Masters and wins. Book it.
Looks like Tiger is finished. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news;_ylt=AmQSrkW2HGr8gAU80gOsl4Y5nYcB?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns)Wow, what a pussy.
He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.
He missed almost a year due to injuries and was still the best player on the tour. He misses a year tops, does Oprah, shows up to the 2011 Masters and wins. Book it.
QuoteGiven how high profile he is in this tabloid culture, that is pretty amazing.
i dunno how i feel about this whole thing - it just sounds highly improbable right now.
I mean, 13 mistresses including porn stars and not a single shithole tabloid caught it?
smells like bullshit.
it seems a few of these stories are going through "London's News of The World" - translation: BULLSHIT.
13 affiars, press knew nothing, or were "bullied" into not reporting?
again, smells like bullshit
Reality is racist :smugWhere your role model at now PD? :smugthere are no black role models :smug
Oh Tieno, thats racist :smug
I haven't followed the Tiger Woods downfall too closely. How did it go from a car accident to infidelity?
afaik, this woman wasn't posted in this thread:
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oh my god
Personal life
Gallacher and her fiance Paul Sampson celebrated the birth of their first child, Oscar in 2006.[4] They recently announced their engagement and will get married sometime in 2010. The couple are presently expecting their second child.
In December 2009 it was suggested Kirsty Gallacher had a sexual relationship with Tiger Woods. Also in 2009 an article said she was "tamed by Tiger" this was an alarming article as people raised question as to if Miss Gallacher has other animal based relationships which in the United Kingdom is illegal. [5]
afaik, this woman wasn't posted in this thread::drool Tiger redeemed
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oh my god
So what's the big deal? Tiger cheated on his wife? That's it? What the fuck is going on with people on the net contributing to over 9000 posts threads about this?
So what's the big deal? Tiger cheated on his wife? That's it? What the fuck is going on with people on the net contributing to over 9000 posts threads about this?
I don't follow or give a shit about golf, but it always seemed to me like Tiger Woods was as clean-cut as they come. That image has been completely shattered. This is why so many people have been interested in the story.
Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.
Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.
Woods was born in Cypress, California, to Earl (1932-2006) and Kultida (Tida) Woods (born 1944). He is the only child of their marriage but has two half-brothers, Earl Jr. (born 1955) and Kevin (born 1957), and one half-sister, Royce (born 1958) from the 18-year marriage of Earl Woods and his first wife, Barbara Woods Gray. Earl, a retired United States Army lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of mixed African American, Chinese and Native American ancestry. Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand, is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. This makes Woods himself half Asian (one-quarter Chinese and one-quarter Thai), one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.[16] He refers to his ethnic make-up as “Cablinasian” (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, (American) Indian, and Asian).[17]
I don't follow or give a shit about golf, but it always seemed to me like Tiger Woods was as clean-cut as they come. That image has been completely shattered. This is why so many people have been interested in the story.
Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.
Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.