First 5 seconds reminded me of the carrier missions in Blast Corps.
Man, Blast Corps 2 would be so awesome with the technology we have today.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Robo on December 01, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
The internet has conditioned me to assume everything "German" is going to involve pooping, barfing and anal sex. Needless to say, I found this trailer disappointing.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Bildi on December 01, 2009, 07:16:32 PM
They might.
And fuck it up.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 01, 2009, 08:51:17 PM
I eagerly await the Manabyte expansion where you are inexplicably fired from your trucking job in the middle of nowhere, which you then write suicidal messages on a video game messageboard, and then take a bus back to your place.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 01, 2009, 09:10:36 PM
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DELIVER WIENERSNITCHELS
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 01, 2009, 09:40:25 PM
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: cool breeze on January 15, 2010, 02:34:18 PM
This rocks hard. You can detach your trailer in the middle of the road and cause a traffic jam, you can snake on the roads to stop cars from passing you, you can pull off awesome drifts on sharp bends. The pictures I took didn't get saved but they wouldn't have done this game justice. It is a very pretty game.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 16, 2010, 11:13:15 AM
Ja ja! Ich versuche, die Demo dann gehe Scheiße in meinem wife' s-Mund!
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 16, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
I got the cement delivered on time!! :rock
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: chronovore on January 19, 2010, 01:03:52 AM
How the hell do you market a game like this?
"EVER WISH YOU WERE DRIVING TRUCKS IN GERMANY?"
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 19, 2010, 03:41:31 AM
LET US MEET HANS
(http://i50.tinypic.com/zwnomt.jpg)
HANS GETS BOOST BY DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD
(http://i49.tinypic.com/33or12g.jpg)
HANS'S MISSION OF DELIVERING GLASS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN STUPID TRAFFIC RULES
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2mfyrmb.jpg)
HANS IS BORED OF HAULING GLASS AND LEAVES IT FOR LATER
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: pilonv1 on January 19, 2010, 03:48:15 AM
:rofl I must get this demo
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 24, 2010, 12:06:54 AM
Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years!
You bitches slept on the first one so don't miss out again on the new shit.