THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on December 01, 2009, 11:35:05 AM

Title: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 01, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
Bow down bitches

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kgRzvxCKvc&fmt=18[/youtube]
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: archie4208 on December 01, 2009, 11:44:16 AM
:bow PC gaming :bow2
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 11:45:39 AM
GTA: Germany
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Sho Nuff on December 01, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
This game looks verwunderlich! Day ein
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: drew on December 01, 2009, 03:06:46 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 03:25:37 PM
Sick guitar riff

Edit: Sounds like Burnout 1/2 music. Couldn't put my finger on it at first.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: drew on December 01, 2009, 04:50:35 PM
the only thing youll be burning out in this game is diesel and methamphetamine
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: iconoclast on December 01, 2009, 05:04:34 PM
Truck Simulator >>> Forklift Simulator
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 01, 2009, 05:15:49 PM
First 5 seconds reminded me of the carrier missions in Blast Corps.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2009, 05:20:45 PM
First 5 seconds reminded me of the carrier missions in Blast Corps.

Man, Blast Corps 2 would be so awesome with the technology we have today.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Robo on December 01, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
The internet has conditioned me to assume everything "German" is going to involve pooping, barfing and anal sex.  Needless to say, I found this trailer disappointing.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Bildi on December 01, 2009, 07:16:32 PM
They might.

And fuck it up.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 01, 2009, 08:51:17 PM
I eagerly await the Manabyte expansion where you are inexplicably fired from your trucking job in the middle of nowhere, which you then write suicidal messages on a video game messageboard, and then take a bus back to your place.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 01, 2009, 09:10:36 PM
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DELIVER WIENERSNITCHELS


Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 01, 2009, 09:40:25 PM
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DELIVER WIENERSNITCHELS




I like Firefox's spelling suggestions:

WIENERS
SONSOFBITCHES
KITCHENETTES
WINDCHEATERS
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: cool breeze on December 01, 2009, 09:55:07 PM
I played a bus driving game before.  It was pretty awesome, actually.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Bildi on December 01, 2009, 11:49:23 PM
Now when people say "GT is boring the shit out of me" we'll have to clarify whether they mean 'Gran Turismo' or 'German Truck'.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 15, 2010, 12:50:19 PM
Demo is out bitches!


http://www.germantrucksimulator.com/download.php :bow2

Fuck you Forza and Gran Tourismo!!
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: cool breeze on January 15, 2010, 02:34:18 PM
This rocks hard.  You can detach your trailer in the middle of the road and cause a traffic jam, you can snake on the roads to stop cars from passing you, you can pull off awesome drifts on sharp bends.  The pictures I took didn't get saved but they wouldn't have done this game justice.  It is a very pretty game.
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 16, 2010, 11:13:15 AM
Ja ja! Ich versuche, die Demo dann gehe Scheiße in meinem wife' s-Mund!
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 16, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
I got the cement delivered on time!! :rock
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: chronovore on January 19, 2010, 01:03:52 AM
How the hell do you market a game like this?

"EVER WISH YOU WERE DRIVING TRUCKS IN GERMANY?"
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 19, 2010, 03:41:31 AM
LET US MEET HANS

(http://i50.tinypic.com/zwnomt.jpg)

HANS GETS BOOST BY DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD

(http://i49.tinypic.com/33or12g.jpg)

HANS'S MISSION OF DELIVERING GLASS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN STUPID TRAFFIC RULES

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2mfyrmb.jpg)

HANS IS BORED OF HAULING GLASS AND LEAVES IT FOR LATER
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: pilonv1 on January 19, 2010, 03:48:15 AM
:rofl I must get this demo
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 24, 2010, 12:06:54 AM
Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years!

You bitches slept on the first one so don't miss out again on the new shit.


[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7BwXIgUTCo[/youtube]



Demo!

http://www.uktrucksimulator.com/download.php

Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2010, 01:10:42 AM
I'm waiting for Polish Truck Simulator.

(http://i39.tinypic.com/b4b438.jpg)
Title: Re: German Truck Simulator
Post by: Yeti on April 24, 2010, 05:58:33 PM
They should put these on xbox live with achievements