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Title: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 02, 2009, 05:41:48 PM
Quote from:  Grandma
To: Subject: Huge Computer Virus Coming

Hi All,

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!
I checked Snopes, and it is for real. Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,'regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN.

It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL, AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US


 :lol

Thanks grandma.   Backing away from the computer might also be a good precaution. 
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Mupepe on December 02, 2009, 05:45:16 PM
Pics of Grandma plz
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2009, 05:50:33 PM
Wilco is already developing this into a major motion picture. It's called ZERO SECTOR and it's about a lone wolf cop (Sylvester Stallone) who intercepts Al-Qaeda emails about a potent new genetically altered strain of SWINE FLU that will erase the C drive of your mind and replace it with MUSLIM EXTREMIST RHETORIC, with the help of his grandmother (Rue McClanahan) he has to get to the White House and stop PRESIDENT OBAMA (Morgan Freeman) from being mind-wiped by a terrorist who is classified as "worse than Hitler". (Jay Cutler).
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 02, 2009, 05:54:35 PM
Fuck you father_mike, your forum post is probably infected and now my computer got it! Fuck you.
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Robo on December 02, 2009, 05:56:17 PM
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 05:59:25 PM
Good to know grandma's looking out for us

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Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 02, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
Joe forgot that ZERO SECTOR will be set in the mean Twenty 00's - the worst decade ever.
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: pilonv1 on December 02, 2009, 06:06:04 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on December 02, 2009, 05:56:17 PM
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

:lol
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 02, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on December 02, 2009, 05:56:17 PM
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

 :lol
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 02, 2009, 06:15:14 PM
COMING SUMMER 2010

ZERO SECTOR

IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: ManaByte on December 02, 2009, 06:20:20 PM
People who randomly click links in emails deserve to be shot in the fucking head.
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: ManaByte on December 02, 2009, 06:36:50 PM
About 90% of the time when someone needs their computer "fixed" it's because they clicked some damn link in a random email and got some stupid virus. Pisses me the fuck off, and no matter how many times you tell them "don't do that", they still do.

Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2009, 06:44:43 PM
*sends "breaking news John Lasseter The Sword In The Stone remake coming" email to Manabyte*

waits
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2009, 06:47:52 PM
The virus is coming from inside the C drive!
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2009, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 02, 2009, 06:15:14 PM
COMING SUMMER 2010

ZERO SECTOR

IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US

It'll be the greatest tagline since Field of Dreams!
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Bildi on December 02, 2009, 08:14:03 PM
Luckily my home computer is a Mac and it doesn't get burned like IBMs.
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2009, 10:29:12 PM
You dodged a bullet, man.
Title: Re: Fw: Huge Computer Virus Coming‏
Post by: chronovore on December 07, 2009, 07:14:29 AM
Quote from: RoboJ on December 02, 2009, 05:56:17 PM
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
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