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Title: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: The Business on December 03, 2009, 03:10:26 PM: I have to go to a wedding on Saturday and just found out there'll be no booze at the reception. :(
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Post by: Himu on December 03, 2009, 03:11:22 PM: Are flasks still looked down upon?
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 03, 2009, 03:13:16 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2009, 03:11:22 PM
Are flasks still looked down upon?

Pretty much. Drinking is not a social taboo, so anyone that has a need to drink discreetly or outside designated venues is looked down upon like an alcoholic.

My brother bought his flask from Target.
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2009, 03:14:19 PM: Yeah, I wouldn't bring a flask to a wedding of all places. Think about the booty you can score there.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 03, 2009, 03:17:22 PM: All you really need is a quality stainless steel flask that won't start leaking on you. Amazon sells some.
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 03, 2009, 03:18:11 PM: No booze at a wedding reception? What's the point?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 03, 2009, 03:18:22 PM: The ceremony mostly certainly is not, but it wouldn't be out of place to drink at the reception. But most receptions have an open bar, so if it has an open bar, why bring a flask?
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2009, 03:20:35 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 03, 2009, 03:18:11 PM
No booze at a wedding reception? What's the point?

Free food :drool
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 03, 2009, 03:23:37 PM: The wedding reception I went to last year (in Manhattan) had a list of shit you could order. I got the Steak. Holy fuck it was the best steak I've ever eaten. Pan seared, fucker didn't even need to be chewed. It was so delicious.
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 03, 2009, 03:30:46 PM: I refused to believe that.
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: tehjaybo on December 03, 2009, 03:32:15 PM: WalMart has them for like 5 bucks in the camping stuff.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 03, 2009, 03:33:09 PM: Find a small domestic animal, kill it, skin it and convert its hide into a canteen
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Post by: Akala on December 03, 2009, 03:40:21 PM: just get a liquor gift set. flasks are in jameson and crown royal this year, IIRC. or is that something that doesn't show up outside of the south? :P
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 03, 2009, 03:46:23 PM: Quote from: Green Man on December 03, 2009, 03:42:45 PM
Walmart has flasks for $5. I bought one.

Good idea. A flask can hold much more fruit punch than a juice box.
Title: Re: Where does one buy a flask?
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2009, 04:54:23 PM: Just wheel around a wine cooler + portable generator like Genghis and you'll be fine.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 03, 2009, 07:44:43 PM: Flasks are due for a comeback. Buy one and claim to be a trendsetter later.
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Post by: jiji on December 04, 2009, 11:59:07 PM: Alcohol-free Mormon wedddings :-\