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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on December 12, 2009, 03:30:54 PM

Title: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Billy Rygar on December 12, 2009, 03:30:54 PM
If you do consider yourself on notice.  Seriously who fucking posts 5 paragraph reviews of BART stations? 
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reveiews?
Post by: Rman on December 12, 2009, 09:10:41 PM
Yelp is garbage. Everything either is super great or super bad. 
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reveiews?
Post by: Bebpo on December 12, 2009, 09:24:55 PM
Fess up, what'd they say about your Wines?
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: demi on December 13, 2009, 02:41:53 AM
I do.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: hyp on December 15, 2009, 12:18:47 PM
 :lol @ people that review BART. as if each station is exactly the same.  ???

i wrote a couple reviews for shit i absolutely hated so they would lose business. other than that, Rman is totally on point.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 15, 2009, 12:28:13 PM
I find Yelp really helpful, but I don't post reviews.

A good friend of mine is an Elite Yelp reviewer, though. He gets free trips down to California for Yelp VIP parties and the like.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: tiesto on December 15, 2009, 12:50:12 PM
Yelp seems the domain of bored housewives and the reviews are much too varied to get any kind of solid opinion out of them.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
Hayward BART

"A cesspool of thugs and villainy, this derelict public transit center is lacking some of the amenities that make rival stations a much more enjoyable travel destination - such as clean restrooms, helpful operators and triple-A station side catering. There is a local vendor that services customers by the entrance, but only if they are willing to overspend on basic necessities like water, or easily satisfied with substandard food products.

With confusing parking, lack of properly designated areas for taxis and constant congestion, navigating the exterior of the station can be an exercise in frustration. Avoid at all costs."
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2009, 06:26:21 PM
Its funny, I read a Yelp review yesterday about my local IMAX theater :lol
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2009, 09:43:38 PM
This will come as a surprise I'm sure, but... I was banned from Yelp San Diego. For lols, create a thread in S.D. with "Tim C" in the title somewhere and watch the fucking sparks fly!  :lol

I really... you know, maybe I do have some sort of problem b/c I really do not play well with others online.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 09:45:08 PM
How does one get banned from Yelp?!
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2009, 09:49:03 PM
How does one get banned from Yelp?!

I ruffle feathers. I know it's hard to believe...  :-*
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 09:49:52 PM
So from what I can gleam from Google, Saint Corny wanted to be an "Elite" or something (I didn't know this Yelp caste system existed) and was invited to real-life events, but was a jerk and banned from Yelp and/or Yelp-related events?

This sounds whacky even for you, dude.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2009, 09:51:57 PM
:lol

No, that's not quite the case at all. Being on the internet is like one big game of "telephone", you know?

Let me eat dinner & I'll tell you what really happened.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: drew on December 15, 2009, 09:54:35 PM
http://www.yelp.com/biz/red-pepper-cincinnati#hrid:Hw-225U0qux8403in5Vmnw

this place was right across the street from the best chinese food place in cincy, the score is way too fucking high, that place sucks

fuck yelp up the ass and around the corner hard

how hard so hard
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 09:58:13 PM
Okay, please don't tell me - from what I can see online - that you got banned for white knightin'.
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: drew on December 15, 2009, 10:03:06 PM
holy shit nevermind, this place was like 50 feet from my door and has the best chicken curry ever

http://www.yelp.com/c/cincinnati-oh/indpak

(http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/_r3C7LuE-HFQRWH_B3nOzQ/l)

#3 on the top 5, sounds about right, i havent been to the others

instead of talking about st corny why dont you guy share some places ffs
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2009, 10:21:15 PM
Okay, please don't tell me - from what I can see online - that you got banned for white knightin'.

I don't know what that is!
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 10:22:14 PM
Dudes picking on girls, then you roll in and are like, "Leave these girls alone, they are a precious natural resource, yadda yadda!"
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 15, 2009, 10:30:01 PM
Okay, please don't tell me - from what I can see online - that you got banned for white knightin'.

I don't know what that is!

go in the official FFXIII thread on gaf and call Kagari a bitch

Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 10:30:16 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Do any of you post Yelp reviews?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2009, 10:36:13 PM
Dudes picking on girls, then you roll in and are like, "Leave these girls alone, they are a precious natural resource, yadda yadda!"

Oh hahahaha that's not at all what I was doing. I did my usual brand of railing-against-perceived-injustices that I'm forever doing, and people that do that versus the cool people? They're not long for Yelp.

I did get Review of the Day once though.  ::)