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Title: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: GilloD on December 15, 2009, 11:48:13 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/12/500x_scottpilgrim.jpg)
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on December 15, 2009, 11:49:41 PM
hipster garbage.
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 15, 2009, 11:51:01 PM
needs a cheeseburger

fixt lol
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 15, 2009, 11:53:21 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Diunx on December 15, 2009, 11:54:45 PM
lol
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 15, 2009, 11:55:18 PM
why does scott have a afro?
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Barry Egan on December 15, 2009, 11:58:46 PM
this will be awesome
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: cool breeze on December 15, 2009, 11:59:39 PM
it must be impossible for Michael Cera not to look awkward, even if the character shouldn't.
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 16, 2009, 12:01:40 AM
Yeah...they should've just done an animated movie.
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Brehvolution on December 16, 2009, 12:06:37 AM
The shirt that created The name.  :-*
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2009, 12:08:09 AM
Synthesizer Patel will be heartbroken.
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 16, 2009, 12:10:07 AM
its good to know brandnew got a gig in the film industry
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: E-DuB on December 16, 2009, 12:11:23 AM
Why is he wearing a "Zero" shirt?
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2009, 12:15:48 AM
Synthesizer Patel will be heartbroken.

Prole says:
 merry xmas: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/8/2009/12/500x_scottpilgrim.jpg

JackFrost2012 says:
 yay
 yeah there's a much higher-res pic on Bryan O Malley's flickr

Prole says:
 you mean: yuck
 that is hipster douchery completely circumscribed!
 look at them!

JackFrost2012 says:
 that's the point of the series though
 I mean
 not in a meta-contextual way either
 the overall arc of Scott Pilgrim is
 Scott Pilgrim is a hipster douchebag
 who is so busy being clever he doesn't realize what a fucking douchebag he is
 it's funny and there's lots of videogame references and whatnot but

Prole says:
 i was gonna say: are you sure? cuz there's a lot of potential hot topic moments in that series, too!
 but it is indeed funny

JackFrost2012 says:
 did you ever read 4-5
 it gets a lot darker starting with 4
 in the sense that Pilgrim is like "lol! I am a hipster on the Internet! lol!"

Prole says:
 i have not read 5, didn't know it was out

JackFrost2012 says:
 and his life is falling apart around him



no one can stop a true fan!
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Brehvolution on December 16, 2009, 12:16:16 AM
Why is he wearing a "Zero" shirt?
:-*
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2009, 12:16:21 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2009, 12:18:34 AM
I broke him down. :lol


<Willco> lol scott pilgrim
<Willco> O WELL
<Willco> Edgar Wright had a good run.
<Synthesizer Patel> shut up shut up shut up
<Synthesizer Patel> la la la la la
<Synthesizer Patel> I ... I don't know what to believe! sob
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2009, 12:21:23 AM
Wow, Patel actually gets the series.  The rest of you are fucking idiots.

the series is fine. michael cera and that thing that is supposed to be ramona are not.

and let's not forget how well the central message of fight club was understood by its target audience of bros!

i guarantee this movie, if wright pulls it off, will usher in hipster validation, not deprecation
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2009, 12:24:01 AM
<Willco> I will also say this
<Willco> If during the trailer
<Willco> He tells anyone to listen to ANY band listed on Pitchfork's albums of the year
<Willco> THAT IT WILL CHANGE THEIR LIFE
<Willco> I'm out
<Synthesizer Patel> haha
<Synthesizer Patel> that reminds me, tracks 50-1 are up
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2009, 12:25:25 AM
<Willco> I yearn for profane pleasures in my ass.
<Prole> jesus willco
<Willco> I'm serious. I want you inside me. Balls deep.
<Prole> fuck, i spose
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: drew on December 16, 2009, 12:25:54 AM
you internet nerds keep confusing hipsters with indiefags
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2009, 12:26:43 AM
Looks exactly what I thought it would look like.

Plus!  Greg Motolla got to see it and says it's fucking awesome, Cera included.  I love Greg Motolla, so I will most likely enjoy this.
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2009, 12:26:46 AM
<Willco> I yearn for profane pleasures in my ass.
<Prole> jesus willco
<Willco> I'm serious. I want you inside me. Balls deep.
<Prole> fuck, i spose

The only difference is that my chat logs are real, not fantasies. :smug
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2009, 12:27:21 AM
you internet nerds keep confusing hipsters with indiefags

yes, we do, and that's okay
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: cool breeze on December 16, 2009, 12:32:55 AM
This looks exactly as expected.  What the fuck were you guys expecting a Scott Pilgrim movie to look like?

Not Michael Cera.  Really, the casting looks pretty great except for him.  In the comic Scott is like an audacious nerd or something, but Michael Cera can't not look awkward and uncomfortable.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 16, 2009, 12:34:32 AM
Willco loves posting chat logs of members that left. It's like they're still here!

Oh wait, Prole started it this time.
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on December 16, 2009, 12:43:33 AM
How come Wilco and Drinky never chat with me? I'm fun  :'(
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2009, 12:45:57 AM
Juice, destroy your logs.

Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 16, 2009, 12:47:02 AM
<malek4980> last time i got laid, most americans thought the iraq war was a good idea
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2009, 12:47:44 AM
Malek writes jokes for Jimmy Fallon's monologue?! ???
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2009, 12:50:07 AM
(http://1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/getting-no-damn-respect.jpg)
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2009, 12:55:48 AM
I don't know which worse: the fact that the joke is horrible or the fact that I was referring to "Operation Desert Storm."
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: clothedmacuser on December 16, 2009, 02:20:36 AM
It's like a bunch of jackasses when to comic con(or a group of hipsters).


This move should have never been made.

It's that what the comic is about?
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2009, 02:26:22 AM
the comic is about the life and times of a self-aggrandizing, self-pitying hipster who thinks he's dating his anime girlfriend, but in reality he's just played WAY too many vidjamagames
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2009, 02:30:18 AM
Like the PS3, gotta see it in motion  :'( But people calling out Cera fucking shit up with his Michael Cera'isms, I have a feeling this is going to happen here.
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2009, 03:02:37 AM
Can't wait to find out what happens to Michael Cera when he turns 30
Title: Re: Scott Pilgrim Movie Hype MINUS 10 zillion points
Post by: TEEEPO on December 16, 2009, 04:37:39 AM
looks fine.


the zero shirt has made me all nostalgic.