THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kestastrophe on December 24, 2009, 11:47:14 AM

Title: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 24, 2009, 11:47:14 AM
Flame of Callandor- An impressive body of work, to say the least, but most of his annihilation occurred in the political thread. Voting for him might depend on your political leanings

Kosma- Most memorable annihilation(s) came at the hands of Jinfash. His Polanski defense thread makes it hard to choose anyone else for this illustrious award.

Green Shinobi- Arrested Development meltdown and the drug legalization thread cement his position in the poll. Too many others to remember

Methodis- yup.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 24, 2009, 11:50:33 AM
I'd pick Kosmas since his annihilation is the most impressive. I mean, outside of those instances, he's actually a pretty good poster so you really don't expect annihilation of that caliber.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 11:50:48 AM
Best poll ever. :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 24, 2009, 11:52:31 AM
I'd go with FoC, but it wouldn't do any good. My votes for Green Shinobi.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Reb on December 24, 2009, 11:54:34 AM
FoC and GS are distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, so the Kosma annihilations are more special.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 11:54:56 AM
Yeah, I think it's going to be a two horse race between Kosma and Green Shinobi. There's still time for one of them to get further annihilated before the New Year too!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 24, 2009, 11:56:07 AM
Polanskigate is what stands out the most to me. 
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 24, 2009, 11:56:38 AM
You should add:

Himuro - no question, this flip flopping degenerate doesnt know his asshole two ways from sunday, he is a very confused boy who is very much deserving of the annilhilation award just by being there

CajoleJuice - left forum because of being outed as a homo, cmon this is MEGATON annihilation (unsure if this is 09 however)

Anyone else who left

None of those listed in the poll are worth of the annihilation, as they stand their grounds and suck it up. The ones I listed have left numerous times. I believe the annihilation award should go to those who have no backbone and run at the sign of a fight.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 11:59:20 AM
Kosma takes things in stride so he's alright. Green Shinobi doesn't seem to have any self distance whatsoever and at least appears to take everything without so much as a hint of self deprecating humor. Makes it more of an all around character annihilation. Kosma's have been a lot more entertaining, though.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 24, 2009, 11:59:20 AM
Kosma, the tattoo prank was fucking epic.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Tauntaun on December 24, 2009, 12:00:22 PM
Kosma, this buds for you.  :-*
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 24, 2009, 12:02:29 PM
I'd accept the Icon-Annihilatee of the Year 2009 Award, demi.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 12:06:26 PM
I voted Kosma, even though self-interest would point me towards GS.  I think it's a toss-up between the two, though.

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 24, 2009, 12:06:35 PM
Green Shinobi.  Why?

- :greenshinobi

- Gets annihilated anytime he says more than a couple of sentences (sometimes less).  Kosma at least can write a couple of paragraphs without finding himself skewered.

- Kosma takes his annihilation in stride.  Green Shinobi throws a fit and then runs to other threads whining about how the people who own him suck.

- Better to bang androgynous big tittied women than a mentally unstable bunny thief.  Not only that but wanting to return to the bunny thief just months later after the incident.

- Kosma's misguided but well meaning optimism vs. Green Shinobi's angry cuntery.

Although Polanskigate made this a tougher decision.

I agree with Triumph, FOC isn't even a poster.  It's just a script that generates a stock Libertarian response when someone talks about gold or Ron Paul.  Certainly explains why he lacks the ability to respond to a rebuttal except to copy and paste something from digg.com.

Methodis is an inane shtick character.  May also be an eliza script chock full of angry Sfag and Beatles responses.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 12:08:06 PM
Green Shinobi.  Why?


- Gets annihilated anytime he says more than a couple of sentences (sometimes less).  Kosma at least can write a couple of paragraphs without finding himself skewered.

- Kosma takes his annihilation in stride.  Green Shinobi throws a fit and then runs to other threads whining about how the people who own him suck.

- Kosma's misguided but well meaning optimism vs. Green Shinobi's angry cuntery.


Hmm, convincing points.  Can I change my vote?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 12:08:44 PM
I voted Kosma, even though self-interest would point me towards GS.  I think it's a toss-up between the two, though.

To be fair, one could argue that your case was a bit of a dual-annihilation. GS get wiped, but you spent an awful lot of time in the mudpit in order to get to that point. Kosma either does it all by himself, or contributes so much that the annihilating forces tend to remain clean and proper.

But yeah, Kosma also takes less time to get out of the pit. As far as I can tell, GS is still seething with rage, and there is certainly still a stink  of rotten self-righteousness about his person.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 12:09:36 PM
I voted Kosma, even though self-interest would point me towards GS.  I think it's a toss-up between the two, though.

To be fair, one could argue that your case was a bit of a dual-annihilation. GS get wiped, but you spent an awful lot of time in the mudpit in order to get to that point. Kosma either does it all by himself, or contributes so much that the annihilating forces tend to remain clean and proper.

also true.  That probably has to do with the fact that I tend to do most of my involved arguing at midnight whilst half-inebriated.  :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Reb on December 24, 2009, 12:10:37 PM
(No subject)

by: Green Shinobi
on: Today at 06:06:34 PM

I hope you fall ass-first on a chainsaw, you dog-sodomizing piece of shit.

--

GS annihilated.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 24, 2009, 12:11:05 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 24, 2009, 12:11:50 PM
lmao
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 12:12:31 PM
(No subject)

by: Green Shinobi
on: Today at 06:06:34 PM

I hope you fall ass-first on a chainsaw, you dog-sodomizing piece of shit.

--

GS annihilated.

 :rofl
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 12:13:03 PM
Yes, Rebiak, I just sent you a PM. Go ahead and post it, fucktard.

And T EXP, I could take a drill to every fucking lobe in my brain and still have more functioning brain cells than you.

As far as I can tell, GS is still seething with rage, and there is certainly still a stink  of rotten self-righteousness about his person.

Yup
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 24, 2009, 12:15:11 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/birdie4.jpg)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: tehjaybo on December 24, 2009, 12:17:23 PM
CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME FOR LOVE CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Didn't vote because tbh neither of them really bother me.
[close]
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 24, 2009, 12:17:52 PM
 :lol

This is why I voted for Green Shinobi.

:piss :greenshinobi :piss2
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: cool breeze on December 24, 2009, 12:18:28 PM
Kosma for the Jinfash tattoo thing.  That was amazing.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 12:21:31 PM
:lol

This is why I voted for Green Shinobi.

:piss :greenshinobi :piss2

Honestly though, it's getting to be more sad than it is entertaining. Dude seems to be completely humorless.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 24, 2009, 12:21:46 PM
Its funny that I actually agreed with GS on the drug thread and with Kosma in the Polanski one, but no ones gives a shit, wait, is not funny is sad :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I also like muse :shh
[close]
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 24, 2009, 12:24:01 PM
Short-bus riding piece of shit calls me a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow? BrandNew could fuck his sister, and their offspring could fuck for ten subsequent generations, and those kids wouldn't be half as distinguished mentally-challenged as your dumb ass.

U Mad, a special Christmas 2009 Edition brought to you by Rankin-Bass

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i didn't vote for anyone...YET
[close]
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 12:24:08 PM
Its funny that I actually agreed with GS on the drug thread and with Kosma in the Polanski one, but no ones gives a shit, wait, is not funny is sad :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I also like muse :shh
[close]

You're actually distinguished mentally-challenged, though. I don't think GS is distinguished mentally-challenged, unless we're counting zero self distance as a form of distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 24, 2009, 12:26:31 PM
T EXP, you are the most worthless poster on this forum. I could feed my dog a bowl of Alphabet Soup, and he would crap better posts than what you write.

 :lol :rofl :lol

I'd like to thank Evilbore for offering the Christmas present of a Green Shinobi meltdown.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 24, 2009, 12:28:14 PM
But rebiak said that GS is distinguished mentally-challenged, naw ima cofusaade.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Reb on December 24, 2009, 12:59:08 PM
I'm too cool to hate.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2009, 01:00:29 PM
I'm too cool to hate.


But I heard you were a dog-sodomizing piece of shit.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Reb on December 24, 2009, 01:12:14 PM
I was kind of disappointed the insult didn't seem personalised at all.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: twerd on December 24, 2009, 01:12:36 PM
Even though he may have been a better sport about it, Kosma's annihilations were much more thorough.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 24, 2009, 01:16:59 PM
Yes, I might not win!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2009, 01:28:21 PM
Let's not forget one of the most awesomely nonsensical posts of all time ever:  "They exist because they do."  Mandark pretty well twisted JayDubya into a pretzel of logical dumbness in that thread and he's yet to recover.

...but pretty much nothing beats the repeated Kosma annihilations.  Sorry bro, but the fact that you seem to not be a butt hurt nerdling (looking at :greenshinobi here) certainly makes you a better member of the community.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 01:40:03 PM
You'd have to be distinguished mentally-challenged to not realize you have been thoroughly annihilated on multiple occasions, Green Shinobi. :dur

... but I won't hold that against you.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: drew on December 24, 2009, 01:41:55 PM
I'm too forgettable to hate.


fixed
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 01:41:58 PM
If I had ever actually been annihilated, I'm sure I'd be able to laugh it off.

I'd still get pretty angry at being called a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow within the first few posts.

That's precisely why you get annihilated. It's mostly self-annihilation then, I suppose, but still. You're like a toy clown built from anger, sulfur and brittle spikes.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 24, 2009, 01:42:38 PM
I don't think i've ever been annihilated. In fact, I recall annihilating demi pretty badly about RE5, so maybe he should be on here.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 01:47:36 PM
Man, you'd have to be some kind of idiot to believe that, Green Shinobi.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
Yea, the poll options are lacking.

The thread itself puts GSin the clear lead among our choices.

Demi is right about those who flee. Foc doesn't count. Add jaydub.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 02:28:31 PM
Transformers was 2007
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 24, 2009, 02:32:41 PM
If the poll were situated in terms of specific events, I'd have voted Polanski-gate.

As it stands though, I think Green Shinobi is pretty much the pure embodiment of Annihilation.  Every time he opens his eyes and steps outside the door he is annihilated.  Then he comes home, flips on the computer, and is annihilated even harder. He rests his eyes on his pillow, and annihilation comes to him in dreams.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2009, 02:35:49 PM
Jaydubya taken his sit so seriously. And at least gs had some connection with reality in hoping for drug law reform. Jaydub got nuked and u have to give mandark props for that.

However seeing GS lose to willco, and his behavior doing it? He getsvmy vote, that's it.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 02:39:08 PM


I also think no-knock warrants are unconstitutional.


(http://techplant.com/images/blog/inconceivable.jpg)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2009, 02:44:59 PM
When have I ever lost any argument to Willco? Have you seen the fool he's making of himself in the Avatar thread?

Boogie, you're a fucking Canadian. Leave discussions of the U.S. constitution to people who actually live in the U.S.

So I guess all our friends living in Korea can just stfu about it then.  :smug
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2009, 02:47:42 PM
When have I ever lost any argument to Willco? Have you seen the fool he's making of himself in the Avatar thread?

Edit:

Boogie, you're a fucking Canadian. Leave discussions of the U.S. Constitution to U.S. citizens.

Thats my point. You can be half correct and have a weak opponent and still fuck it up. Overeager and overemotional, not a good look. Annihilated look.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 02:49:20 PM
Green Shinobi: the only guy who annihilates himself in the annihilation thread :lol

Everytime he posts, its like Christmas!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 02:49:35 PM

Boogie, you're a fucking Canadian. Leave discussions of the U.S. Constitution to U.S. citizens.

When have I shown the remotest inclination to discuss the US Constitution?

Then again, when have you?  From my hazy memory, all I recall is you saying "Many believe they are unconstitutional" and "I believe they are unconstitutional."

Given previous post history when called out on such statements, I doubt very much you would present a very compelling case.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 24, 2009, 02:50:06 PM
Can someone please tell me why im even in this poll.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 02:54:32 PM
Yeah, putting Methodis in the same poll as Green Shinobi is an insult to... Kosma?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 24, 2009, 02:56:35 PM
I like how the poll looks like someone flipping you off.

I think GS is going to annihilate himself twice in the same thread on the same day.  We should put money down on how many self-annihilations GS will have in this thread.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 02:57:35 PM
He never learns, and wants to carry on the subject he was annihilated on in the annihilation thread.

Game, set, match. Total annihilation.

:bow Boogie :bow2
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 02:58:10 PM
Boogie, if you could somehow go back in time to the late 1700's and ask the founding fathers of the U.S. Constitution whether they believed that heavily-armed police should be able to forcefully enter a private residence without warning and use military tactics to intimidate and subdue private citizens who were merely suspected of engaging in illegal activity and who had no prior record of violent crimes, what do you think they would say?

Please tell me that's not your standard for arguing about whether something is unconstitutional or not.

"I think the founding fathers would say X!"

"You're distinguished mentally-challenged, I think they would say Y!"

"What do you know, you're CANADIAN!"  :smug

edit: I especially like how you continue to use the inflammatory, alarmist lolbertarian rhetoric.

  "Military tactics"   :o

Suspected! (in italics, no less!) :o

"intimidate and subdue private citizens"!  :o
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2009, 02:59:04 PM
Yeah, putting Methodis in the same poll as Green Shinobi is an insult to... Kosma?

Lmfao
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 03:04:25 PM

Umm, we can make educated guesses based on the evidence at hand (like the stuff that these people actually wrote). Please tell me that's not your standard for trying to infer something that might not be readily apparent.

Why does anything that the Founding Fathers wrote or thought, outside of the constitution itself, mean a damn thing when determining whether something is unconstitutional or not?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 24, 2009, 03:04:30 PM
I wasn't sure who I wanted to vote for until I read this thread.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 03:08:16 PM
Green Shinobi is trying to mount a comeback so he can win the poll. He just can't take someone else getting all the glory. :teehee
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 24, 2009, 03:09:22 PM
Everyone who doubted James Cameron.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 24, 2009, 03:10:04 PM
Everyone who doubted James Cameron.

Added Willco to the poll
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 03:11:49 PM
I voted for myself.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 03:17:18 PM

 on mere suspicion


...

wait for it

..

(http://techplant.com/images/blog/inconceivable.jpg)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 03:21:42 PM
Green Shinobi has gone mental now. :rofl

I guess this is what happens when you listen to too much Muse.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2009, 03:22:12 PM
We need to flush agl the votes and start over
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Tieno on December 24, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
Kosma's vote is tainted by America's cultural and ethical inferiority complex to Europa.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 03:28:24 PM
You're a joke, Boogie. The constant jolts from horseback riding have ruined your brain like a Mongol girl's hymen.

I'm not the one who repeatedly abuses legal terminology whilst having no idea what they mean.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 03:29:40 PM
You're a joke, Boogie. Why don't you go back to CANADA with your MUSCULAR BODY and WELL-PAYING JOB THAT PROTECTS SOCIETY.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 03:38:52 PM
What did you major in... self-annihilation? :smug
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 03:41:48 PM
I'm not the one who repeatedly abuses legal terminology whilst having no idea what they mean.

Yes, I have no idea what the U.S. Constitution is. When I minored in Political Science, we never once went over that.

Ouch.

Why would you publically admit to having a minor in Poli Sci after all you've been through on here?  Better just to hide it and plead a lack of education as the explanation for your ignorance...

I mean, at least FoC has a film degree as an excuse for his shenanigans.


spoiler (click to show/hide)
and are you that dense, or just being obtuse, thinking that I was referring to the US Constitution, and not your repeated misuse of terminology like "mere suspicion"?
[close]
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Brehvolution on December 24, 2009, 03:43:07 PM
Yeah, putting Methodis in the same poll as Green Shinobi is an insult to... Kosma?
:rofl

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2009, 03:48:37 PM
No-knock searches are constitutional when there are exigent circumstances. The problem is that the exigent circumstances exceptions have been interpreted loosely, leading to too many of these kinds of searches

Re: Founding Father's Intent
They did not share a unified intention that is discoverable. Even if they did, their intent would be unhelpful because they could not have possibly have foreseen contemporary legal and social problems that simply did not exist when the Constitution was framed.

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 24, 2009, 03:49:52 PM
Plus most of the southerners still wanted slaves, so they would support armed forces enterring looking for blackies.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2009, 03:52:15 PM
Yeah, except Malek says they're NOT unconstitutional.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 03:53:42 PM


How did I misuse it? Can the case against anyone where there is no hard evidence be considered anything more than mere suspicion? You're a joke.

N/m, Malek summed it up perfectly. Except that I believe their intent is discoverable in many cases.

Show me whatever relevant American law section allows a judge to authorize a search warrant.  If that section puts the legal basis for a search warrant as "mere suspicion", I'll post pictures of my dick.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
no I won't
[close]


But I would be willing to guess that American law is written similar to Canada's in regards to searches.

Quote from:  Section 487 of the Criminal Code of Canada
(1) A justice who is satisfied by information on oath in Form 1 that there are reasonable grounds to believe that there is in a building, receptacle or place

(a) anything on or in respect of which any offence against this Act or any other Act of Parliament has been or is suspected to have been committed,
(b) anything that there is reasonable ground to believe will afford evidence with respect to the commission of an offence against this Act or any other Act of Parliament, or
(c) anything that there are reasonable grounds to believe is intended to be used for the purpose of committing any offence against the person for which a person may be arrested without warrant,
may at any time issue a warrant under his hand authorizing a person named therein or a peace officer,
(d) to search the building, receptacle or place for any such thing and to seize it, and
(e) subject to any other Act of Parliament, to, as soon as practicable, bring the thing seized before, or make a report in respect thereof to, the justice or some other justice for the same territorial division in accordance with section 489.1 .
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
Yeah, except Malek says they're NOT unconstitutional.

 :lol

also except that Malek's second paragraph is essentially a much-better worded version of my point on the previous page. :lol

That, and the provisions of a search warrant have NOTHING to do with whether a police officer can or cannot "point a pistol at your head " regardless of whether it's a no-knock warrant or not.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 04:07:35 PM
I can't wait until a week from now, after Boogie has thoroughly destroyed Green Shinobi (who may or may not be dead after a suicidal drug overdose), to rename this thread "Green Shinobi annihilates himself, then Boogie annihilates him more" and send it to the HALL.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 04:09:21 PM
You've already lost the same argument before, and you're doing pretty good right now, so I don't think that's a real question.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 04:15:14 PM
You've already lost the same argument before, and you're doing pretty good right now, so I don't think that's a real question.

Pretty sure I'm annihilating Boogie at the moment, but you've always been known to display ridiculous biases and a general close-mindedness.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
Self-annihilation for what? Saying that it has a weak script and it retreads tired plot devices, and having people agree with me? :lol

Maybe you are a recreational cocaine user. It would explain the delusions.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 04:27:57 PM
I have said that I agree with the use of no-knock warrants when there is a good reason for them (i.e. the suspect has a history of violent crime, is known to possess firearms, etc).

Do you really want me to quote-mine all the times where you said you believe that no-knock warrants are inherently unconstitutional?

Quote
When a judge signs a warrant authorizing a search, that search can be carried out in a number of ways. It can be carried out with a knock on the front door and a contingent of police officers who then enter the premises in a nonviolent manner,

Yes, it can. And the manner of entry is often done according to a risk assessment.  Guess what?  "Drugs" tend to make the risk level go through the roof, much moreso than searching for bank records at an accountant's office.

Quote
or it can be carried out by a team in riot gear that breaks down the front door with a battering ram

Riot gear would be very counterproductive executing a search warrant. :lol

 
Quote
and uses military tactics to subdue everyone in the dwelling place before searching for whatever it is they're looking for.

New Evilbore drinking game!  Take a shot every time Green Shinobi writes "military tactics" in a police thread!  You'll be dead of alcohol poisoning before it hits page 3!

I think you have some long term memory issues, GS, because we thoroughly went over the topic of hard entries and securing buildings for officer safety reasons in the first round back in April.  I suggest you go back and read up.


Quote
What Malek is saying is that the latter method is used in some cases where "exigent circumstances" are very loosely applied.

He also said that intent of the founding fathers is "unhelpful", so he's really agreeing more with me than you, I'd think.

Quote
Furthermore, no matter what "reasonable grounds" there are to believe that someone is committing a crime, he is still just a suspect until proven guilty in a court of law.

And how is that relevant to the subject of search warrants?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 24, 2009, 04:33:45 PM
Holy fuck, last minute bid!  Kosma, quick do something to set yourself
up for annihilation
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 24, 2009, 04:38:10 PM


Pretty sure I'm annihilating Boogie at the moment,

So, GS, what has changed this time from last, then, to make you go from this:

You know what, I'll admit it. Boogie rebuffed my arguments pretty well. His arguments were based on absolute facts. 

to this:



Pretty sure I'm annihilating Boogie at the moment,

in the span of a week?

Help me out, 'cause I'm just getting a weird feeling of deja vu, as if I'm running around and around in circles, retreading the same course of events that we've already gone through...

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 24, 2009, 05:23:37 PM
Now convinced GS and Boogie actually have a secret pact going to enable them to carry off the Annihilatee AND Annihilator titles with this wildly-entertaining last minute flurry. Good luck boys! You're gaining fast!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 24, 2009, 06:01:40 PM
Only been back three days and I already know Green Shinobi is the winner of this.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 24, 2009, 07:30:08 PM
why did my name get mentioned by you green shinobi?  fuck ya
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 24, 2009, 07:50:04 PM
why did my name get mentioned by you green shinobi?  fuck ya

I annihilated you pretty badly also.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Mandark on December 24, 2009, 08:14:37 PM
Let's not forget one of the most awesomely nonsensical posts of all time ever:  "They exist because they do."  Mandark pretty well twisted JayDubya into a pretzel of logical dumbness in that thread and he's yet to recover.

We actually held off on releasing that until December, in order to get the attention of the Academy.

I think it didn't make the list because it's kind of a ripoff of the awesome FoC/Patel melt value posts.  A libertarian pretends that some social construct (the value of gold, legal rights) is an intrinsic truth, and looks silly in the process.


Kosma's annihilations were more individually memorable and he's taken it with good humor.  Green Shinobi's were more frequent and involve a lack of perspective, emotional control, and self-awareness.  I'm not sure what the voting criteria was meant to be, so I tossed GS a vote to keep it close.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 24, 2009, 08:21:22 PM
Part of the fun in weed is observing that dude who paces about the apartment and says "shit man shit oh man, I think it's the cops!" whenever a car passes by the building. And then when he finally calms down, you storm into the room, point at that dude and say "dood, it's the cops!"

Drugs wouldn't be nearly as entertaining without the fear of the man. I'd imagine that my opinion would be different had I ever been a dealer or powder addict.

Yeah, it's off-topic, but whatever.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 24, 2009, 08:40:31 PM
If you could just be more of a dick about it, Kosma, you'd have this thing wrapped up. I hate to see someone fall short of their potential. What buttons do we have to push, dammit!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2009, 08:43:40 PM
Can I get a link to this melt value thread?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: drew on December 24, 2009, 09:20:15 PM
I annihilated you pretty badly also.

id like to see you try to annihalate me

id run limp circles around you
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 25, 2009, 08:45:01 AM
Wow, this thread turned out much better than I ever imagined :lol , and it looks like its producing several GS meltdowns.

Edit: although thinking about it , you know it does kind of suck being put in the same category as GS and Methodis. I'd always though I was more of the court jester type of poster.
Sorry about that. I think you're one of the best posters on the forum  :-*
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 25, 2009, 09:07:56 AM
Can I get a link to this melt value thread?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=14001.0
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 25, 2009, 09:46:28 AM
Borys gets annihilated on a regular basis by me.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: chronovore on December 25, 2009, 10:14:58 AM
How are you not in this poll for your self-annihilation in the Avatar thread anyway?
I'm not saying Willco sank his own battleship in that thread -- because I got bored and stopped following it -- but I will say that this poll is more about embarrassing one's self repeatedly, perhaps even habitually. Liars, drama queens, zealots, and people who believe imaginary social constructs would work out just fine if only we were all allowed to just look after our own interests without interference from government tend to fall into that role.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 25, 2009, 12:18:38 PM
you are annihilating yourself right now.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 25, 2009, 12:25:38 PM
I just looked it up to make sure.  Still seems applicable. 

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 25, 2009, 12:27:21 PM
Best Christmas gift ever :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 25, 2009, 12:36:19 PM
The only thing more amazing then Green Shinobi's ability to self-annihilate is his inability to win recognition for it, which somehow further cements his mastery.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 25, 2009, 02:56:25 PM
lmao
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 25, 2009, 05:10:26 PM
The only thing more amazing then Green Shinobi's ability to self-annihilate is his inability to win recognition for it, which somehow further cements his mastery.

:cookiem
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: chronovore on December 25, 2009, 06:07:51 PM
Oh shut the fuck up. No one has ever come close to annihilating me on this forum. When Mandark twists JayDubya into a complete logical gridlock, that is annihilation. I've never been subjected to anything even close to that.

And chronovore, where do you get the idea that I'm a libertarian? I'm a pretty hardcore progressive, except for my stance on drugs.
That wasn't about you, it was about FoC. It isn't always about you. Here, let me say it again: It isn't always about you. Which is the key component in how you are a self-annihilation masterpiece.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 25, 2009, 06:15:11 PM
Maybe I'm just an old-timer here, but back in my day if we wanted to annihilate someone, we had to actually prove him wrong on something, or really make him look like an idiot.We couldn't just string any random words together and then yell "annihilated!" like you people seem to want to do. We would certainly never claim that someone was annihilated when an argument ended in a stalemate, but we happened to agree with one side more than the other.
:-X
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 25, 2009, 06:24:59 PM
"I hope your tree burns down."  :lol

The master of self-annihilation has spoken. :rofl
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 25, 2009, 06:27:32 PM
I didnt vote for you
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 25, 2009, 06:37:41 PM
I was on the fence, but you've earned my vote Green Shinobi  ;)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ganhyun on December 25, 2009, 08:19:36 PM
There is a reason I ignore Green Shinobi.

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 25, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
I thought you were leaving?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ganhyun on December 25, 2009, 08:29:40 PM
Yes, because you're a fucking idiot.

lol, because I'm the one who doesn't realize when i'm getting annihilated  ::) :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 25, 2009, 08:30:39 PM
 Green Shinobi got SO ANNIHILATED he is actually leaving the forum.  I can't see how anybody else could be the winner of this poll.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: GilloD on December 26, 2009, 03:11:09 AM
I'd like to this annihilation to you, the master of getting Annihilated.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Purple Filth on December 26, 2009, 03:48:40 AM
Holy fuck GS you really need to take a break from here.

I hope you keep to your word.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 26, 2009, 09:03:35 AM
Holy fuck GS you really need to take a break from here.

I hope you keep to your word.

He's already proven pathologically incapable of doing so.  It's a shame, cause he could be a decent poster if he didn't have an OCD need to "defend his intelligence" or whatever.  It's the internet, brah- I've been called stupid by 13 year old idiot children and some of the time they were likely right.  Roll with the fucking punches you big fucking baby.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 26, 2009, 09:04:27 AM
I'm gonna like GS from now on just because all you guys hate him, and you're all faggots.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 26, 2009, 09:06:56 AM
I'm gonna like GS from now on just because all you guys hate him, and you're all faggots.

You're just jealous none of us want your simple ass.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 26, 2009, 09:09:01 AM
Good, Powerslave, you can hang out with Green Shinobi the next twenty-four hours for going around the word filter. Why do people do this?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 26, 2009, 09:12:09 AM
Because Powerslave is a REBEL.

::)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 26, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
no, powerslave is a gibbering pale moron. the only reason anyone tolerates him is because he's a harmless kind of unfunny, like the jean-jacketed scrawny poor kid shrieking at the football studs. well, until now, apparently. i prefer we kept him around as a sort of validation of icon awesomeness.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 26, 2009, 01:08:32 PM
You're annihilated each time you listen to The Resistance
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2009, 01:11:28 PM
smh, the resistance is awesome.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 26, 2009, 01:12:42 PM
smh, the resistance is awesome.

(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/howboutitsucked.gif)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2009, 01:20:20 PM
lol I'm downloading that episode right now :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 26, 2009, 01:24:41 PM
smh, the resistance is awesome.

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1189/1261782504726.gif)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Himu on December 26, 2009, 01:26:22 PM
good god
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 26, 2009, 01:26:35 PM
Seriously though, Green Shinobi may be annoying but he's not nearly as bad as Methodis, FoC, or Kosma. GS is like an explosion of ignorance in a controlled environment, the blast reserved to one or two threads a week. Methodis, FoC, and (to a smaller extent) Kosma create a forum-wide Caliphate of stupidity with each post; no one can escape it.

Am Nintenho is a far worse poster.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
I still not see whats so bad about methodis, maybe is because he was before my time, Kosma is awesome and I totally agree about am nintenho, duckman is also a pretty shitty poster.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: twerd on December 26, 2009, 02:50:16 PM
but duckman introduced us to mini ninjas. :bow2
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 26, 2009, 02:52:03 PM
Diunx had a GS-type fit after I put him on ignore, so I guess there's a connection there.  :teehee
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 26, 2009, 02:53:30 PM
but duckman introduced us to mini ninjas. :bow2

lol, totally forgot about this
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: duckman2000 on December 26, 2009, 02:54:31 PM
Not even my kid liked that one  :-\ But it looked cute, damn it!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2009, 03:09:16 PM
Diunx had a GS-type fit after I put him on ignore, so I guess there's a connection there.  :teehee


It wasn't even close.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 26, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
Seriously though, Green Shinobi may be annoying but he's not nearly as bad as Methodis, FoC, or Kosma.

What? Leper this a-hole
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 26, 2009, 04:18:45 PM
I still don't know why i'm on this thread.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: drew on December 26, 2009, 05:36:56 PM
wait so cajole is the third icon?  i nominate myself and kosma as replacement panties heros, because we get the most action here, married posters included :smug
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: brawndolicious on December 26, 2009, 06:26:50 PM
I voted for Green Shinobi mainly to just make it a closer race.

WRT no-knock warrants, I agree with using them whenever you have drugs and toilets in the same buiilding.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 26, 2009, 06:30:52 PM
Holy fuck GS you really need to take a break from here.

I hope you keep to your word.

He's already proven pathologically incapable of doing so.  It's a shame, cause he could be a decent poster if he didn't have an OCD need to "defend his intelligence" or whatever.  It's the internet, brah- I've been called stupid by 13 year old idiot children and some of the time they were likely right.  Roll with the fucking punches you big fucking baby.

cosign
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 26, 2009, 06:38:12 PM
Himuro and PD belong on the list more than Kosma I think, but I didn't read the Polanski thread.

It was a lot like the Avatar thread, only about rape.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 26, 2009, 07:31:54 PM
wait so cajole is the third icon?  i nominate myself and kosma as replacement panties heros, because we get the most action here, married posters included :smug

panties hero isnt because you get laid, lol.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 26, 2009, 07:32:38 PM
wait so cajole is the third icon?  i nominate myself and kosma as replacement panties heros, because we get the most action here, married posters included :smug

panties hero isnt because you get laid, lol.

yeah, i thought that would've been obvious

in fact i might have LOST the title because of that!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 26, 2009, 07:34:56 PM
only 8 more votes needed for the proper annihilatee to win.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: drew on December 26, 2009, 07:38:17 PM
panties hero isnt because you get laid, lol.

well it should be
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: demi on December 26, 2009, 07:44:08 PM
you wont when you see these panties
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 26, 2009, 07:44:44 PM
panties hero isnt because you get laid, lol.

well it should be

The story behind it is that I posted B'z panties on GAF.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 26, 2009, 11:31:43 PM
As much as I should let this thread die, I'm bored and not ready to go to bed yet, sooo, time to play some more.


Maybe I'm just an old-timer here,

You're not an old-timer.

Speaking to your bitching in the other thread of "waah, Boogie only has 1900 posts, his iconing is clearly just a direct 'fuck you' from Willco to me", your join date on this forum is May 2008.  Mine is September 2006.  Nevermind that I have been a part of the GAF/EB community for 8 years (not exactly something to be proud of, I know :lol).  but you're right, it's all just about spiting you.   ::)


But to be honest, I just wanted to speak to this statement by you from the other thread:

Quote
Congrats, Boogie. Whatever I think of you as a poster, which isn't much, I do respect the fact that you work in a dangerous profession that involves putting your life on the line for the public.

For the record, I do not accept your statement of respect.  Your very arguments against me consisted of downplaying the danger that exists in my profession, and dismissing said dangers.  You can stuff your protestation of "respect" for my work right up your ass.

Still waiting for you to post some excerpts from American legal codes regarding the standard for authorizing warrants, b-t-dub.


edit:  actually, not sure why I bothered with another post, since ol' GS completely ignored my last two rebuttal posts way back on page 3, in spite of posting eight times in the thread since then.  That and he's "taking a break from the forum" (even though he's been lurking tonight and even posted in a couple of threads today  :smug)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 26, 2009, 11:54:29 PM
annihilated
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2009, 11:56:57 PM
lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: chronovore on December 27, 2009, 12:10:49 AM
:bow boogie :bow2

GS, you've had your run but I've given up and flipped your bozo-bit for the next while. Before you post anything else, think of the effect you have on others, and consider that you are not the center of anyone world except your own.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 27, 2009, 12:48:45 AM
lol, Shinobi is an EB addict.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 27, 2009, 12:52:46 AM
It's really not that important to win an argument on the internet.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 27, 2009, 12:54:05 AM
He's a masochist.

Some people just enjoy getting schooled, I guess.

I took a 24 hour break and got some much-needed perspective.

I plan to change my posting style, but why would I stop arguing something I believe in just because some idiot says "annihilated" after my opponent posts?

I thought you were going to take a month off.  I liked that plan better.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 12:57:29 AM
Fuck off, chronovore.

Boogie, the Fifth Amendment gives Americans the right to be free of unreasonable searches and seizures. There is nothing reasonable about one's door being smashed in and a squad of armed officers entering with drawn weapons, UNLESS there is a damned good reason for it. If someone has a violent record, then a no-knock search could be warranted. If someone has no record, then a no-knock search is not reasonable at all, end of story. The possibility that someone might flush drugs down the toilet doesn't justify using such extreme tactics against private citizens.

Hey.

Thought you were leaving the forum for a while.

Yes, the Fifth (or Fourth, whatever) Amendment gives citizens the right to be free from unreasonable search or seizure.  Funny thing, though, that applies whether the police knock on the door first, or not.  ie. Even a "knock" search violates the fifth amendment, UNLESS that search is authorized by a judge/justice.

Your entire statement, of course, does not refer to the line of arguing that got us here.

Let's review, shall we?


Because if I think that the right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures means that police shouldn't be able to break down your front door and point a pistol at your head on mere suspicion when you have no record of violent crimes, but you disagree, then surely going back and trying to agree upon the intent of the Founding Fathers when they wrote that particular Constitutional Amendment would help us resolve this argument in a more productive manner.

then:


 on mere suspicion


...

wait for it

..

(http://techplant.com/images/blog/inconceivable.jpg)

then:

You're a joke, Boogie. The constant jolts from horseback riding have ruined your brain like a Mongol girl's hymen.

then:

Quote from: Boogie

I'm not the one who repeatedly abuses legal terminology whilst having no idea what they mean

then:



Yes, I have no idea what the U.S. Constitution is. When I minored in Political Science, we never once went over that.

Quote from: Boogie
spoiler (click to show/hide)
and are you that dense, or just being obtuse, thinking that I was referring to the US Constitution, and not your repeated misuse of terminology like "mere suspicion"?
[close]





How did I misuse it? Can the case against anyone where there is no hard evidence be considered anything more than mere suspicion? You're a joke.
 



Show me whatever relevant American law section allows a judge to authorize a search warrant.  If that section puts the legal basis for a search warrant as "mere suspicion", I'll post pictures of my dick.






SOOOOOOOO

Once again I'm waiting for you to quote a gawdamned line from an American legal code regarding search warrants that uses the term "mere suspicion" so that I can pretend that you know what the fuck you're talking about.

I am WELL AWARE of the fact that, in a constitutional democracy, citizens have the right to be free from unreasonable search and seizure.  THAT IS NOT THE ARGUMENT HERE.

edit: and I realize that I have royally fucked up the quote tags.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 27, 2009, 12:59:02 AM
the poster directly above me has just been annihilated by the post directly above his post.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 27, 2009, 01:01:58 AM
Green Shinobi hasn't yelled at me since I came back. :'(

Green Shinobi, you are wrong on the Internet!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 27, 2009, 01:02:26 AM
Ichirou, what is your opinion on no-knock searches?

Something something Mongol girl's hymen.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 27, 2009, 01:05:08 AM
 :wstupid
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 01:05:13 AM
Boogie, I'm not arguing against the searches themselves. I'm arguing about the manner in which these searches are carried out. My only argument is that searches should be announced unless the suspect has a violent record.

Show me where the legal standard for authorizing a search warrant is "mere suspicion" /Mandark
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 01:09:11 AM
You're getting into Willco-esque strawman territory here, Boogie.

Not a strawman at all.  I am simply calling you out on your very own language, and challenging you to back it up.

(which, quite clearly, you are unable to do, as you are prone to TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
hey, weren't you taking a break from the forum?
[close]
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 27, 2009, 01:10:23 AM
He took 24 hours off, bro! CHILL!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 01:11:41 AM
He took 24 hours off, bro! CHILL!

I took over 24 hours off too.  It was called CHRISTMAS.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
okay, ya, I lurked on my iphone.  I'm weak.  :'(
[close]
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 27, 2009, 01:13:04 AM
I just annihilated Boogie.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 01:17:27 AM
Until someone has been proven guilty in a court of law, he or she is nothing more than a suspect. That's where my language comes from. I'm not denying that there might be evidence against that person.

I'm sorry, all I heard was:

"I like to talk out of my ass, and have absolutely no knowledge of precise legal language that governs judicial authorizations such as search warrants"


Quote
But are you going to tell me that there has never been a case where a search was carried out, but the police found nothing?

Absolutely.  I am absolutely going to tell you that police have never made a mistake.  Ever.  It's never happened.

...

What the FUCK kind of argument is that, exactly?  "Are you going to tell me that you're PERFECT?!  REALLY?!"

The WHOLE FUCKING POINT behind judicial search warrants is to have judicial oversight to the process.  And as long as the warrant is valid, and that the affiant had "reasonable grounds to believe" that the search was warranted, he's in the clear, even if the search is not fruitful.

Once again, it comes down to your FUNDAMENTAL LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM.  A Search warrant is not a document stating "I KNOW, 99.99% THAT I WILL FIND X IN BUILDING Y."  THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

So if the police find nothing, well, shucks, that sucks.  As long as the warrant was well-written, justified, and signed by the Justice, such is life.

I live in the real world, where you just can't count on a 100% success rate.  That's life.

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 27, 2009, 01:17:31 AM
Annichiroulated
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 27, 2009, 01:24:54 AM
Mabey as a comprimise measure, we can rename it and give Kosma the Green Shinobi Total Annihilation Annihilatee of the Year 2009 award.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 01:26:07 AM
I understand how warrants work.


But you don't.  

But I'm not going to push it anymore, since I'll feel bad about myself for beating the dead horse in light of your mea culpa thread.  If we can believe you are earnest in that one, anyway.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 27, 2009, 02:16:49 AM
Let's give Boogie a permanent no-knock warrant to be annihilatin' Green Shinobi. Not that he needs it but it would be nice to make it formal.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: brawndolicious on December 27, 2009, 04:00:44 AM
The possibility that someone might flush drugs down the toilet doesn't justify using such extreme tactics against private citizens.
Then how would police ever arrest drug dealers?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 27, 2009, 09:27:22 AM

You're just jealous none of us want your simple ass.

You know I got more fans (do you even have any hehehe) than you here, chump :smug

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 27, 2009, 09:30:43 AM
no, powerslave is a gibbering pale moron. the only reason anyone tolerates him is because he's a harmless kind of unfunny, like the jean-jacketed scrawny poor kid shrieking at the football studs. well, until now, apparently. i prefer we kept him around as a sort of validation of icon awesomeness.

And you are just permanently raged because I never even gave you a hint of respect for being 'Drinky Crow'. :pimp
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 27, 2009, 09:40:28 AM

You're just jealous none of us want your simple ass.

You know I got more fans (do you even have any hehehe) than you here, chump :smug



Nah, nobody cares about you here.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 27, 2009, 09:59:04 AM
lol, Shinobi is an EB addict.
He has good taste when it comes to forums
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 27, 2009, 09:18:15 PM
Until someone has been proven guilty in a court of law, he or she is nothing more than a suspect. That's where my language comes from. I'm not denying that there might be evidence against that person. But are you going to tell me that there has never been a case where a search was carried out, but the police found nothing?

Actually, this is a Willco-style strawman right here.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 09:19:22 PM
And AdmiralViscen knows a Willco-style strawman when he sees one!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: pilonv1 on December 27, 2009, 10:52:51 PM
Green Shinobi is a Lakers fan, he deserves it.

Quote
Green Shinobi- Arrested Development meltdown

what was this about?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 11:00:44 PM
Green Shinobi is a Lakers fan, he deserves it.

Quote
Green Shinobi- Arrested Development meltdown

what was this about?

HE DIDN'T LIKE BUSTER AND LUCILLE

THE FUCKING NERVE ON THIS GUY
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: pilonv1 on December 27, 2009, 11:06:12 PM
I never liked Lucille either, except for this

(http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/lucille_winking.jpg)
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: GilloD on December 28, 2009, 08:44:07 AM
Fuck off, chronovore.

Boogie, the Fourth Amendment gives Americans the right to be free of unreasonable searches and seizures. There is nothing reasonable about one's door being smashed in and a squad of armed officers entering with drawn weapons, UNLESS there is a damned good reason for it. If someone has a violent record, then a no-knock search could be warranted. If someone has no record, then a no-knock search is not reasonable at all, end of story. The possibility that someone might flush drugs down the toilet doesn't justify using such extreme tactics against private citizens.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU KEEP DOING THIS. I never noticed until this thread. It's like. You just keep taking the bait.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 09:39:55 AM
I did my part.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 09:40:55 AM
Christ, lock this piece of shit thread.



How many threads where you get annihilated do you plan to get locked? Soon there will be very few threads for us to post in.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: brawndolicious on December 28, 2009, 09:43:56 AM
The possibility that someone might flush drugs down the toilet doesn't justify using such extreme tactics against private citizens.
Then how would police ever arrest drug dealers?
serious question though.  If you get rid of the drugs and the distributors, then you get rid of the financing for all of the drug murders, smuggling, turf wars etc. so it's actually pretty important for public safety to catch them with their stash by using a no-knock warrant.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 09:47:08 AM
The Number of the Beast is a better album than Powerslave anyway.

We weren't discussing Iron Maiden albums, we were talking about how many threads you were planning to get locked in which you get annihilated in. Just a memory refresh.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 09:51:48 AM
I've only been back like a week and you've already been annihilated more times than I can count.  If you can't see that you're currently the biggest joke in the forum, you are blind, dude.

Seriously, take a few weeks off and then come back.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 09:54:56 AM
I'm not even going to bother, since you're just going to start arguing how you weren't really annihilated.  blah blah blah.

Basically, Willco has repeatedly made you his bitch, as has Boogie, as has anybody who trolls you, apparently.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: brawndolicious on December 28, 2009, 10:02:50 AM
I'm not going to argue this right now, but I will say that there is no way you could ever get rid of all the drugs and distributors. No way. It will never happen unless demand for the drugs disappears. I agree that drug abuse is a big problem, but the way we go about fighting it right now is deeply flawed.
That doesn't matter.  You remove 1 million dollars of drugs and you'll remove one million dollars from the criminals' payroll.  It's about the money which pays for the crime.  Police wouldn't care about drugs if people just got high and didn't bother regular taxpayers.

Edit: holy shit powerslave and I posted at the exact same second.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:02:50 AM

(http://www.batterseapowerstation.org.uk/news/rumgay/We%20Love%20the%20Iraqi%20Information%20Minister_files/07-minister.jpg)
"I have not been annihilated!"
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:06:07 AM

(http://www.batterseapowerstation.org.uk/news/rumgay/We%20Love%20the%20Iraqi%20Information%20Minister_files/07-minister.jpg)
"I have not been annihilated!"

:bow powerslave :bow2

:rofl
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:06:54 AM
The guy even wears green!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 28, 2009, 10:07:26 AM
I've only been back like a week and you've already been annihilated more times than I can count.

Links?
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=7lbd80uav4pi5kc0jufv7bqq03&topic=32864.msg1001924#msg1001924
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:09:28 AM

(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/bill-clinton.jpg)

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR MEANING OF "ANNIHILATION" IS
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 28, 2009, 10:11:38 AM
Hey numb nuts, you're annihilated because we say your annihilated.  Stop trying to look for objective criteria for this shit.  If literally everyone on the forum recognizes your annihilation then there has been a failure to integrate on your part, and the communities standards 'aint changing just for precious little you.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:12:26 AM
Hey numb nuts, you're annihilated because we say your annihilated.  Stop trying to look for objective criteria for this shit.  If literally everyone on the forum recognizes your annihilation, then there has been a failure to integrate on your part, and the communities standards 'aint changing just for precious little you.

:bow Grandpa :bow2
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:12:50 AM
Green Shinobi's favorite movie must be Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 28, 2009, 10:14:16 AM
Green Shinobi's favorite movie must be Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

no, it's the last hour of aliens.  try to research more about Green Shinobi before you go off making wild accusations.  jeez.




and holy fuck, kosma had it locked after the roman polanski thread, but Green Shinobi has gotten more annihilated in the past 3 days than anyone in the history of the internet
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:16:50 AM
Who can forget when Ripley goes after the Queen with the power loader and shouts "LET GO OF HER YOU BITCH!"?

I bet the moment he heard that was when GS's balls finally dropped.  No wonder it's his favorite hour of cinema.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2009, 10:17:54 AM
Don't forget it had that classic James Horner cue that was used in every trailer in the 1990s.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:17:59 AM
The last hour of Aliens isn't 'his favorite movie' you idiot. He said it was his favorite last hour of a movie ever in cinema.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 28, 2009, 10:19:27 AM
The last hour of Aliens isn't 'his favorite movie' you idiot. He said it was his favorite last hour of a movie ever in cinema.

try not to take the bait so much, lest you end up on this list next year
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:20:18 AM
Fuck, GS, you're just four votes short.  YOU CAN DO IT, CHAMP.

Just a few more self-annihilations, and you'll make it to the top!!!!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:22:11 AM
The last hour of Aliens isn't 'his favorite movie' you idiot. He said it was his favorite last hour of a movie ever in cinema.

try not to take the bait so much, lest you end up on this list next year

You don't get it. You said something incorrect. When you make a joke it has to be logically correct.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:22:42 AM
It's not bad, but your FAVORITE HOUR OF CINEMA OF ALL TIME?  Does your cinema knowledge consist of the James Cameron filmography with assorted bits of George Lucas' Star Wars movies?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2009, 10:23:25 AM
Yeah, that's about as bad when FlameOfCallandor - the film school graduate - said Return of the Jedi was one of his favorite movies ever.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:24:30 AM
Movie discussions: serious business on Evilbore.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:30:41 AM
Aliens is one of the rare films in the 100% club at Rotten Tomatoes. Just putting that out there so you guys have more material to annihilate me.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:32:09 AM
Yeah, that's about as bad when FlameOfCallandor - the film school graduate - said Return of the Jedi was one of his favorite movies ever.

I remember reading how David Fincher was EMBARRASSED to have worked on Return of the Jedi.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2009, 10:33:54 AM
Aliens is one of the rare films in the 100% club at Rotten Tomatoes. Just putting that out there.

Yes, because an aggregated score from a film released prior to when the Internet archived reviews from major publications is an accurate look at critical reception upon release. I highly doubt a paper or reputable critic is going to spend the time and money to retype or find an old review that panned a highly-popular film from 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 10:34:48 AM
Aliens is one of the rare films in the 100% club at Rotten Tomatoes. Just putting that out there so you guys have more material to annihilate me.

Aliens is one of the rare films in the 100% club at Rotten Tomatoes. Just putting that out there.

Yes, because an aggregated score from a film released prior to when the Internet archived reviews from major publications is an accurate look at critical reception upon release. I highly doubt a paper or reputable critic is going to spend the time and money to retype or find an old review that panned a highly-popular film from 20 years ago.

I predicted it!!!!122
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2009, 10:43:55 AM
Wow, it's like you completely missed my point. :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:45:20 AM
All that praise for a rip-off of Heinlein's Starship Troopers.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Ichirou on December 28, 2009, 10:48:48 AM
Yup, Willco's point went way, way over your  head.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 28, 2009, 10:49:13 AM
Holy crap, when did the voting become so close. Cmon Borians, do your civic duty and vote for Green Shinobi.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
once GS takes the lead, one of the mods needs to Hall of Shame this thread
[close]
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on December 28, 2009, 10:49:36 AM
Wow, it's like you completely missed my point. :lol

All those quotes are from the year of its release, dude.
:lol

Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2009, 10:54:57 AM
Okay, you set yourself up for this, but you can further add it to your self-annihilation tally (as Barry Burton might say, you are the master of self-annihilation).

At no point in time did I say that Aliens was poorly received. Your initial point was that it has a 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, thus it is somehow a perfect movie (or something). I don't know, I can't keep track with how your clown school mind works anymore.

The problem, as I said, is that an aggregated score for a film that was released over twenty years ago - prior to the point where they archived reviews from major publications - is not an accurate reflection of critical reception of the time. Aliens' Rotten Tomatoes score consists of 43 reviews (many that were not even published at the time of its release), which is unlikely to have been the number of published reviews at the time of its release. And although the fact that it was well-received by critics is no secret, if you're going to say it was well-received by all critics at its release, you're a moron.

This is why, although very popular with pop-cinema and genre fans (such as yourself), Aliens never received major awards consideration outside of a nomination for Sigourney Weaver. If, indeed, it had received one-hundred percent support from critics at release, you would have to conclude that it would have likely been nominated for Best Picture or Best Director.

I mean, even a mediocre film like Avatar is will probably secure such nominations.

So, as I stated, a 100% Rotten Tomatoes is not an accurate reflection of critical reception upon release. You're a moron. But, to be honest, I would not expect any less from you.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 11:02:50 AM
The only reason we're having this distinguished mentally-challenged conversation is because I said that the final hour of Aliens is my favorite hour of cinema.

yeah it's so funny :lol
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2009, 11:04:24 AM
I decided to let you have you rebuttal before I drop kicked you to the Internet curb for a week. The only thing you are correct about is that we are beating a dead horse, and that dead horse is you. Use a week off from the forum to find some perspective, and hopefully a cure for whatever disease forces you to constantly put your foot into your mouth.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 11:07:59 AM
Here you go ruining all the fun..
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: brawndolicious on December 28, 2009, 11:08:04 AM
My baby brother puts his foot in his mouth all the time.  I've just given up on and I let him do it now.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 28, 2009, 11:17:52 AM
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32869.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=32869.0)

For the record, this thread wasn't designed to showcase shitty posters. I just thought we could reminisce some stupid moments we've had the past year  :(
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 11:18:38 AM
^ I hate it when threads gets closed.

It's like...who are you to decide whether we should or shouldn't post in a thread!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 28, 2009, 11:27:08 AM
Oh cool, GS pulled into the lead.  I was gonna ask that my vote be changed from Kosma to him if it still mattered, because DAMN.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: brawndolicious on December 28, 2009, 11:34:00 AM
He didn't pull into the lead.  The vote counts look the same, but the names were switched....
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Boogie on December 28, 2009, 06:27:26 PM
eh, Kosma was up by two when the switch occurred.  If I and Biff were allowed to change our votes, though, that would put GS up by two legitimately.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: drew on December 28, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 28, 2009, 06:33:42 PM
I didn't vote for Kosma.

This is bullshit!
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2009, 09:25:34 PM
I can't believe you guys take the poll votes serious when we already know who's the winner/loser from that list.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Purple Filth on December 29, 2009, 04:01:30 AM
Aaaaawwwww guys   :heart

your lucky GS started to go off the deep end.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 29, 2009, 09:29:16 PM
I came back to the forum to vote for GS.

Hello EB.
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 29, 2009, 09:33:26 PM
I came back to the forum to vote for GS.

Hello EB.
:bow
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 09:37:42 PM
Seriously, did you fuck that girl from the flogging the log thread?  I can't sleep or eat now. 
:lol

And Curse :o
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Powerslave on December 29, 2009, 10:04:25 PM
I came back to the forum to vote for GS.

Hello EB.

I saw you online a few days ago, why didn't you make posts?
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 07, 2010, 10:26:37 PM
I think its been long enough. The boritos have spoken. Congrats to all the participants
Title: Re: Annihilatee of the Year 2009
Post by: Barry Egan on January 07, 2010, 10:27:41 PM
yea Kosma, its time to change your tag.  GS is the true winner.