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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mr. Gundam on December 25, 2009, 09:05:51 PM

Title: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 25, 2009, 09:05:51 PM
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1155ap_us_airliner_disturbance.html

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AP sources: Al-Qaida link in failed plane attack

WASHINGTON -- A Northwest Airlines passenger from Nigeria, who said he was acting on al-Qaida's instructions, tried to blow up the plane Friday as it was landing in Detroit, law enforcement and national security officials said.

Passengers subdued the man and may have prevented him from detonating the explosives, the officials said.

"We believe this was an attempted act of terrorism," a White House official said.

Federal officials imposed stricter screening measures after the incident.

Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., ranking GOP member of the House Homeland Security Committee, identified the suspect as Abdul Mudallad, a Nigerian. King said the flight began in Nigeria and went through Amsterdam en route to Detroit. There were 278 passengers aboard the Airbus 330.

There was nothing out of the ordinary until the flight was on final approach to Detroit, said Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Elizabeth Isham Cory. That is when the pilot declared an emergency and landed without incident shortly thereafter, Cory said in an e-mail message. The plane landed at 11:51 a.m. EST.

One of the U.S. intelligence officials said the explosive device was a mix of powder and liquid. It failed when the passenger tried to detonate it.

The passenger was being questioned Friday evening. An intelligence source said the Nigerian passenger was being held and treated in an Ann Arbor, Mich., hospital.

All the sources spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation was continuing.

One law enforcement source said the man claimed to have been instructed by al-Qaida to detonate the plane over U.S. soil.

The official said an official determination of a terrorist act would have to come from the attorney general.

The official added that additional security measures are being taken without raising the airline threat level.

The official declined to describe what additional measures law enforcement was taking.

The White House was coordinating briefings for the president through the Homeland Security Department, the Transportation Security Administration and the FBI.

A law enforcement source said the explosives may have been strapped to the man's body but investigators weren't immediately certain, partly because of the struggle with other passengers.

One passenger from the flight was taken to the University of Michigan Medical Center in Ann Arbor, hospital spokeswoman Tracy Justice said. She didn't know the person's condition, or whether the person was a man or woman. She referred all inquiries to the FBI.

Passenger Syed Jafri, a U.S. citizen who had flown from the United Arab Emirates, said the incident occurred during the plane's descent. Jafri said he was seated three rows behind the passenger and said he saw a glow, and noticed a smoke smell. Then, he said, "a young man behind me jumped on him."

"Next thing you know, there was a lot of panic," he said.

Rich Griffith, a passenger from Pontiac, said he was seated too far in the back to see what had happened. But he said he didn't mind being detained on the plane for several hours. "It's frustrating if you don't want to keep your country safe," he said. "We can't have what's going on everywhere else happening here."

President Barack Obama was notified of the incident and discussed it with security officials, the White House said. It said he is monitoring the situation and receiving regular updates from his vacation spot in Hawaii.

J.P. Karas, 55, of Wyandotte, Mich., said he was driving down a road near the airport and saw a Delta jet at the end of the runway, surrounded by police cars, an ambulance, a bus and some TV trucks.

"I don't ever recall seeing a plane on that runway ever before and I pass by there frequently," he said.

Karas said it was difficult to tell what was going on, but it looked like the front wheel was off the runway.

"We encourage those with future travel plans to stay in touch with their airline and to visit http://www.tsa.gov for updates," Homeland Security Department said in a statement.

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has been briefed on the incident and is closely monitoring the situation.

The department encouraged travelers to be observant and aware of their surroundings and report any suspicious behavior to law enforcement officials.

The passenger got on board in Nigeria, so at least we won't have people tightening up airport security more than it already is. Unfortunately, that means Nigeria is going to get crapped on, and they don't need that right now.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Brehvolution on December 25, 2009, 09:07:53 PM
I don't know if one guy is indicative of a whole nation.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Ichirou on December 25, 2009, 09:08:16 PM
I'm reading about this on CNN.

The CNN URL makes it sound like the guy was trying to set off fireworks:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/12/25/airliner.firecrackers/index.html

You can just imagine what the airlines are going to do in response to this.  Flying in a plane is going to become more unbearable than ever.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 25, 2009, 09:09:05 PM
I don't know if one guy is indicative of a whole nation.

Sadly, rational logic doesn't work with a lot of Americans.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 25, 2009, 09:10:54 PM
Huh, the AP and CNN articles paint vastly different pictures of what happened.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Ichirou on December 25, 2009, 09:13:48 PM
You know they're probably going to use this as an excuse to ban liquids from flights entirely.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: drew on December 25, 2009, 09:42:19 PM
i fly in and out of detroit all the time

fml
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 25, 2009, 09:47:49 PM
DAMN YOU JINFASH
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 25, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
DAMN YOU JINFASH

 :lol
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 25, 2009, 10:12:54 PM
And to believe, a plane exploding in the middle of downtown Detroit might have actually made the city slightly prettier. Way to fuck up Christmas, bin Laden.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 25, 2009, 10:14:21 PM
PD am cry
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: drew on December 25, 2009, 10:19:51 PM
And to believe, a plane exploding in the middle of downtown Detroit might have actually made the city slightly prettier. Way to fuck up Christmas, bin Laden.

you know that 2005 movie with that actor that recently went broke about guns? remember that scene where all the africans stripped the plane?  it would have been like that except itd be a bunch of extras from the wire pickpocketing dead bodies
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 25, 2009, 10:21:31 PM
Just think, an incompetent suicide bomber had to deprive all those homeless and impoverished children the Christmas they deserved.

DETROIT: We can't even get someone to blow us up
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: duckman2000 on December 25, 2009, 10:33:30 PM
Seriously, why Detroit? Did he just grab any flight he could?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 25, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
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It was either Detroit or Salt Lake City, but one had a layover in New Jersey and my iPod battery was low.
                                                         /
(http://www.topnews.in/files/MaskedTerrorist3.jpg)
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Oblivion on December 25, 2009, 11:24:42 PM
Seriously, why Detroit? Did he just grab any flight he could?

He got screwed in the raffle. All the good cities were taken.  :'(
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2009, 12:19:28 AM
Who the fuck goes to detroit anyway?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 26, 2009, 12:23:45 AM
DAMN YOU JINFASH

Step 1: Become Icon
Step 2: Blow up Detroit
Step 3: ???

Jinfash may just be the worst terrorist alive. Or the best.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 26, 2009, 12:28:24 AM
Who the fuck goes to detroit anyway?

I dunno, even Allen Iverson left that shit hole.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 26, 2009, 01:15:48 AM
Heard about this a lot today. I seriously doubt a terrorist is going to successfully take over an airplane again, or blow it up. That's an invitation for an ass whoopin
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 26, 2009, 09:00:53 AM
What do you think they're going to do once they infiltrate your borders?

Probably institute a repressive, draconian form of Islam where it's cool to cut off people's hands, heads etc and women have no rights whatsoever OH SHIT WAIT
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Diunx on December 26, 2009, 10:00:43 AM
Heard about this a lot today. I seriously doubt a terrorist is going to successfully take over an airplane again, or blow it up. That's an invitation for an ass whoopin

Yeah I'm sure that terrorists that want to blow themselves up and take a plane full of people with them are really worried about an ass whoopin.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Brehvolution on December 26, 2009, 12:54:47 PM
What do you think they're going to do once they infiltrate your borders?

Probably institute a repressive, draconian form of Islam where it's cool to cut off people's hands, heads etc and women have no rights whatsoever OH SHIT WAIT

:rofl
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: twerd on December 26, 2009, 02:42:32 PM
But Detroit is so used to getting destroyed, it probably wouldn't have mattered.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: duckman2000 on December 26, 2009, 02:48:42 PM
Jesus protects Detroit

[youtube=560,345]EWivww3-Yfw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Tieno on December 26, 2009, 02:58:27 PM
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It was either Detroit or Salt Lake City, but one had a layover in New Jersey and my iPod battery was low.
                                                         /
(http://www.topnews.in/files/MaskedTerrorist3.jpg)
Looks like mojovonio. (the sad, peering, depressing eyes)
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 26, 2009, 03:02:32 PM
Jesus protects Detroit

[youtube=560,345]EWivww3-Yfw[/youtube]

:bow
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Donono on December 26, 2009, 03:51:42 PM
Damn that's a long flight.  My theory is that he was probably so excited to finally be landing and GTFO of the plane he short circuited.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Boogie on December 26, 2009, 11:52:06 PM
I don't know if one guy is indicative of a whole nation.

No, but Nigeria has a growing reputation of lawlessness among the law-enforcement community.  The ever-present frauds, it becoming an increasing transit-point for drugs, and now a launching pad for terrorism?

Then there's that famous pic online of some random dude walking fucking hyenas down the street on chains.

Ya, it will suffice to say that I don't hold a high view of that country's institutions, on the whole.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 26, 2009, 11:53:19 PM
The new TSA restrictions are horrible. You can't have personal items out during the last hour of your flight? You can't get up during the last hour of your flight? Only one carry-on item on international flights?

Fuck that.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 12:04:32 AM
After the next terrorist attack, we'll all be forced to wear shackles and pee in a cup.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 12:34:35 AM
The new TSA restrictions are horrible. You can't have personal items out during the last hour of your flight? You can't get up during the last hour of your flight? Only one carry-on item on international flights?

Fuck that.

I'm seriously contemplating just wearing my gawdamned badge around my neck anytime I fly anymore.

"I'm sorry, what's that?  Oh, you think that a federal police officer is going to blow up the airplane by reading a magazine on landing approach?  Well, by all means, you glorified waitress, I'll tuck my copy of Foreign Policy under my seat to ease your fear that I might be some Uber-secret sleeper cell agent."

The real problem is the slack-jawed security guards who get paid $12/hour to fall asleep at the metal detectors/X-ray machines.

But there's NO FUCKING POINT in changing airline regulations in First-world countries when this potential terrorist boarded his flight to the 'States in fucking Nigeria where all you have to do is slip the security screener a fucking C-note and you can bring a gawdamned AK onto the plane.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 12:38:17 AM
Does anyone think these travel restrictions make us safer? If a terrorist wants to blow up a plane - a competent one anyway - they will find a way to do it. All this does is make an increasingly insufferable mode of transportation that much more insufferable. I await the day of FLIGHT RAGE, when passengers hit a boiling point and start assaulting one another.

I mean, it's just not humane to cram as many people as possible into a small, confined space for hours and then force them to basically sit still or buy overpriced drinks.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 27, 2009, 12:41:38 AM
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It was either Detroit or Salt Lake City, but one had a layover in New Jersey and my iPod battery was low.
                                                         /
(http://www.topnews.in/files/MaskedTerrorist3.jpg)
Looks like mojovonio. (the sad, peering, depressing eyes)

The difference is that mojo, to deal with his pain, bangs 72 broads in Montreal while the terrorists--along with malek--wait for the afterlife.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 27, 2009, 12:42:13 AM
what would be the best book to read until I get arrested for READING A BOOK during the last hour of my flight
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 12:44:37 AM
what would be the best book to read until I get arrested for READING A BOOK during the last hour of my flight

(http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cover_remote/ID4963/COMMUNIST-MANIFESTO-COVER.jpg)
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 12:47:48 AM
Does anyone think these travel restrictions make us safer?

Absolutely not.  The key remains having security and airline personnel (and yes, ordinary passengers) being vigilant to potentially terrorist acts.

Further restrictions really are just knee-jerk reactions by the various aviation agencies to be seen as doing something to prevent this potential act.

The fact is, you are right.  Dedicated terrorists will succeed one day, simply because authorities always have to be on the ball to catch the bad guys, and when airplanes are protected by minimum wage security guards, flight attendants, and the average passenger, the ball is in the bad guys' court.  It's really a not-so-minor miracle that there has been no successful aircraft terrorist incident since 9/11.  Perhaps that really is a testament to the average citizen being more alert on flights and willing to immediately act upon a threat.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 12:48:04 AM
what would be the best book to read until I get arrested for READING A BOOK during the last hour of my flight

(http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cover_remote/ID4963/COMMUNIST-MANIFESTO-COVER.jpg)


I was going to suggest Catcher in the Rye.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Agent Whiskers on December 27, 2009, 12:51:12 AM
What do you think they're going to do once they infiltrate your borders?

The rebelling tribe was fighting the Yemeni government for independence for some time now, so they're probably looking for a land, on the other hand Al Qaida probably wants a strategic stronghold on the southern border, where a lot of their supporters reside. If they succeed, the next step would probably be taking control of more land to the north.

Why? because of what Truimph said. It's a sad/funny situation, I know.

Basically they're looking to overthrow the government? I never really looked into this much but what's their beef with the royal family? I've been hearing about it for a while but never paid much mind to it.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 12:52:29 AM
Perhaps that really is a testament to the average citizen being more alert on flights and willing to immediately act upon a threat.

This is so true. I feel like when I fly that every American citizen thinks they're an honorary US Marshall nowadays. :lol

"Let someone set off an incendiary device - I will launch across the aisle and plow his asshole!"
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 27, 2009, 12:53:36 AM
(http://www.prometheusbooks.com/images/civil%20dis_cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 27, 2009, 12:54:10 AM
Now that's a beard.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Boogie on December 27, 2009, 01:07:49 AM
It's really a not-so-minor miracle that there has been no successful aircraft terrorist incident since 9/11.  Perhaps that really is a testament to the average citizen being more alert on flights and willing to immediately act upon a threat.

Either that or big shot terrorists stopped seeing plane suicide attacks as a viable plan, and that most of the unsuccessful attempts that followed were carried out by pipsqueak copycat terrorists.

That could also be true.

Unfortunately, in recent years, it would seem to be difficult to discern what "big shot terrorists" are planning/thinking, as most of the successful and foiled plots of recent years have been carried out/attempted by such copycats.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 03:14:39 AM
http://us.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2009/12/26/nr.jasper.schuringa.intv.cnn
 :-*
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Eric P on December 27, 2009, 08:52:58 AM

Then there's that famous pic online of some random dude walking fucking hyenas down the street on chains.


i love that pic because in the background there's a dude with a baboon on a chain

(http://thiswasteland.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Nigeria-hyenas-and-baboons.jpg)

Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 27, 2009, 10:43:21 PM

Then there's that famous pic online of some random dude walking fucking hyenas down the street on chains.


i love that pic because in the background there's a dude with a baboon on a chain

(http://thiswasteland.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Nigeria-hyenas-and-baboons.jpg)



Man, Detroit's really getting pretty wild these days.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 27, 2009, 11:06:57 PM
It's funny because it's racist.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 11:09:49 PM
It's funny because it's racist.

What do you care, cracker?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 27, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
Why am I a "cracker"? Seriously, why are you such a racist bigot that you don't believe my race?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 11:13:36 PM
Because nothing you have ever said has proven you to be credible regarding anything.  Period.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2009, 12:18:21 AM
COPS fear that 25 British-born Muslims are plotting to bomb Western airliners.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2785733.ece#ixzz0axRqlGsv
:drudge
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2009, 12:21:13 AM
Well that about wraps it up for air travel
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2009, 12:31:19 AM
I wonder what's the best way to test someone for exotic explosives. Pat down?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 28, 2009, 12:34:51 AM
I PM'd Kohler on GAF and he said he never worked with black people, ever.

So there.

In Kohlers eyes, everyone is yellow, because he fellates them daily.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: ManaByte on December 28, 2009, 02:56:59 AM
I wonder what's the best way to test someone for exotic explosives. Pat down?

Full body cavity searches. If explosives are found, a random passenger is selected and gets to detonate them while still attached to the terrorist.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 28, 2009, 09:51:28 AM

Then there's that famous pic online of some random dude walking fucking hyenas down the street on chains.


i love that pic because in the background there's a dude with a baboon on a chain

(http://thiswasteland.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Nigeria-hyenas-and-baboons.jpg)



That's Detroid nowadays? Damn. Get dem brothas out of there, PD.

I already did that joke and on this very page!
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 28, 2009, 10:22:32 AM

Then there's that famous pic online of some random dude walking fucking hyenas down the street on chains.


i love that pic because in the background there's a dude with a baboon on a chain

(http://thiswasteland.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Nigeria-hyenas-and-baboons.jpg)



That's Detroid nowadays? Damn. Get dem brothas out of there, PD.

I already did that joke and on this very page!

I did not joke ???

That's the joke!
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: duckman2000 on December 28, 2009, 03:29:50 PM
Anyone else gets the feeling that this dude was the butt of all jokes back in terrorist camp? "Let's make dildo here think he's on a real mission, and then give him a shitty bomb that burns his crotch lulz. Besides, it will scare some infidels!"
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 28, 2009, 04:35:47 PM
I love how no one, NO ONE has pointed out the fact that this idiot never went through AMERICAN SECURITY to get his fucking diaper bomb on board, so WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER BECAUSE A C NOTE CAN BUY YOU ANYTHING IN YEMEN?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: duckman2000 on December 28, 2009, 04:38:17 PM
Did he have to go through any additional security in Amsterdam? I would have assumed that all passengers on all in-bound flights with any connection to the turrist foreignlands would be subject to a ridiculous amount of security.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Reb on December 28, 2009, 04:44:42 PM
Did he have to go through any additional security in Amsterdam? I would have assumed that all passengers on all in-bound flights with any connection to the turrist foreignlands would be subject to a ridiculous amount of security.


He never left the transit area so they didn't check him.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: duckman2000 on December 28, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Now that is a bit troubling. In my experience, airport security in Europe has been tightened to almost US standards, but I doubt that's true for, say, Yemen.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 29, 2009, 02:06:33 AM
I flew home today, and security wasn't any tighter going through Omaha or Minneapolis/St. Paul. Maybe it's different on international flights.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Ichirou on December 29, 2009, 03:50:34 AM
I flew home today, and security wasn't any tighter going through Omaha or Minneapolis/St. Paul. Maybe it's different on international flights.

If I can't use my PSP, DS, or iPod on the flight back home from Japan, it's going to be unbearable.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2009, 04:50:39 AM
Seriously, let's blow up some super malls!

Yea, what's to stop them from walking into a mall or school and blowing it up? I was at a basketball game at my school last week, the security was a joke. Doesn't seem hard to create a bomb and walk into a public place.

Terrorists are dumb though. Like the Cajole look-alike who was buying tons of beauty supplies with bomb making chemicals in them; perfect way to make yourself visible. Why not buy the products slowly, or better yet have each terrorist dude buy 1 bottle. After a month or so you'd have enough
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: TEEEPO on December 29, 2009, 05:18:11 AM
during middle school i always wondered why terrorist never attempted to crash a hijacked plane into one of our iconic buildings. four years later :smug
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: brawndolicious on December 29, 2009, 05:25:29 AM
Yeah, but he was an Arab.  :(

With your current sig, so are you. Quick, change it to "زب"
zab? zeb? huh?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: brawndolicious on December 29, 2009, 07:03:54 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Usdollar100front.jpg/800px-Usdollar100front.jpg)

I'd think actually that a $5 bill would work fine since middle-eastern airports aren't too worried about terrorists.  When I arrived at Tehran airport, I didn't go through a single pat-down or even metal detector.  There was more security when you went to visit shrines becauese of Sunni-Shia violence.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Boogie on December 29, 2009, 09:10:16 AM

I'd think actually that a $5 bill would work fine since middle-eastern airports aren't too worried about terrorists.  When I arrived at Tehran airport, I didn't go through a single pat-down or even metal detector.  There was more security when you went to visit shrines becauese of Sunni-Shia violence.

That's nice, but we were talking about Nigeria here.

On an aside, they've had uniformed Mounties standing around for extra security at the Toronto airport for the past two days. 

Wasting police officers for airport security patdowns, smh.  :-\
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 29, 2009, 12:03:21 PM
I flew home today, and security wasn't any tighter going through Omaha or Minneapolis/St. Paul. Maybe it's different on international flights.

If I can't use my PSP, DS, or iPod on the flight back home from Japan, it's going to be unbearable.

From what I've heard, they're not letting people use anything during the last hour of international flights.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: huckleberry on December 29, 2009, 12:06:38 PM
I thought they had already eased that restriction in favor of tighter screening....oh well, looks like air travel is going to suck for a long while.  :-\
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Donono on December 29, 2009, 03:53:44 PM
On an aside, they've had uniformed Mounties standing around for extra security at the Toronto airport for the past two days. 

Wasting police officers for airport security patdowns, smh.  :-\

Keeping up appearances is important.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 29, 2009, 04:29:12 PM
http://www1.voanews.com/english/news/africa/Web-Posts-Suggest-Terror-Suspect-was-Lonely-Depressed-80282477.html


oh god...

"Over 5000 postings on a homoerotic video game forum describe extreme love for Japan and acute Asperger's"
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2009, 05:14:29 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Barry Egan on December 29, 2009, 06:35:04 PM
As it was written in the Al-Tirmidhi: "The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy two wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls...A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones is visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies.  Her eyes are as wide as the sun and from her lips drop the word 'Uguu~' like rain in a storm..."

how is a young Muslim weeaboo to resist?
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2009, 06:38:40 PM
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“When I first came here, I thought I was the only lonely soul,” Farouk1986 wrote on Jan. 29, 2005.

“But after, I realized that almost every good Muslim gets lonely at some point,” he continues. “This I believe is because really there are many Muslims but most are just Muslims by name who do not practice the deen earnestly, leaving the few good Muslims alone. So it’s a test we have to strive and go through for the sake of Allah.”
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2009/1229/Farouk1986-what-Christmas-bombing-suspect-wrote-online

Sounds like Himuro
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 29, 2009, 06:42:45 PM
As it was written in the Al-Tirmidhi: "The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy two wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls...A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones is visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies.  Her eyes are as wide as the sun and from her lips drop the word 'Uguu~' like rain in a storm..."

how is a young Muslim weeaboo to resist?

:rofl
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 29, 2009, 06:46:42 PM
I thought they had already eased that restriction in favor of tighter screening....oh well, looks like air travel is going to suck for a long while.  :-\

I just checked out the TSA's website, all that stuff about only one carry-on and the whole "you can't do anything the last hour of the flight" shenanigans are gone.
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Oblivion on December 29, 2009, 07:30:28 PM
http://www1.voanews.com/english/news/africa/Web-Posts-Suggest-Terror-Suspect-was-Lonely-Depressed-80282477.html


oh god...

"Over 5000 postings on a homoerotic video game forum describe extreme love for Japan and acute Asperger's"
Jinfash's parents are going to be soooooo dissapointed.

I assume they're already disappointed after he botched things up on Christmas. It's every muslim parent's dream to outlive their child, and Jin had to disappoint.  :'(
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Brehvolution on December 29, 2009, 07:45:19 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2heec08.jpg)
Title: Re: Al-Qaida link in failed Detroit plane attack
Post by: Brehvolution on December 29, 2009, 08:54:23 PM
How could Obama let this man aboard a plane in Amsterdam?- Faux news