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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:33:42 PM

Title: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:33:42 PM: I'm the hottest poster here, you guys can't survive with me.

Shit! look at my style.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/DSCF0195.jpg)
That shirt is Abercrombie, sure it has a little pee on it but accidents happen right?

(http://home.twcny.rr.com/sampierce/samdance.jpg)
While I couldn't necessarily wear this outfit myself, it is within the lines of stylish Dayton street wear and has probably seen a womans vagina more than all of your guy's closets combined.

Then again I'm telling this to a bunch of fegs who wear Nebraska hats and clothes from Plato's closet:
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/615/picyu2.jpg)
and make faces like this
(http://static.flickr.com/44/179472523_1edd7532ff.jpg)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 07:34:53 PM: :heart: thank god you came back.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 15, 2006, 07:35:35 PM: ::)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM: (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/273747679sTnWcN_ph.jpg)
My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2006, 07:37:37 PM: did you somehow piss upward or is your vee-jay-jay where most ladies bellybuttons are?

welcome back, btw. i don't know who stayed away longer, you or Melissa

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

the one homegirl is really tan!
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 07:38:17 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/273747679sTnWcN_ph.jpg)
My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

You and the second one are cute, the other two are not.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Vizzys on December 15, 2006, 07:38:41 PM: this is the part where im supposed to care right?
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:39:32 PM: Quote from: Viz on December 15, 2006, 07:38:41 PM
this is the part where im supposed to care right?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/wtF/neverwalk0fn.jpg)
:'(
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM: You are a HOE.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: mikesphat on December 15, 2006, 07:42:06 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/273747679sTnWcN_ph.jpg)
My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

make the one on the far right post... :drool look at that pewper :drool
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
You are a HOE.
I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco. I stuck my pinkie in his asshole and he started crying like a little bitch. So I shit in his mouth and left because I can't handle whiny pussy bitchboys. But I got high yesterday and put him back on my Aim and Myspace and told him I was sorry.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: mikesphat on December 15, 2006, 07:43:17 PM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Himu on December 15, 2006, 07:45:07 PM: Why is she being mean? We'll see who's stylish when I come back on Tuesday with new pics.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Vizzys on December 15, 2006, 07:46:34 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
You are a HOE.
I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco. I stuck my pinkie in his asshole and he started crying like a little bitch. So I shit in his mouth and left because I can't handle whiny pussy bitchboys. But I got high yesterday and put him back on my Aim and Myspace and told him I was sorry.

everyone needs a friend like you
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:48:02 PM: Quote from: Viz on December 15, 2006, 07:46:34 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
You are a HOE.
I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco. I stuck my pinkie in his asshole and he started crying like a little bitch. So I shit in his mouth and left because I can't handle whiny pussy bitchboys. But I got high yesterday and put him back on my Aim and Myspace and told him I was sorry.

everyone needs a friend like you
I find that comment racist, a shame as we all know Evilboria will not tolerate racism, yet you can so blatantly make a statement like that.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Cyanista on December 15, 2006, 07:49:10 PM: Wait, wait. . .so what's the ULTIMATE truth? That you're a bullshitter?
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Himu on December 15, 2006, 07:49:42 PM: WhiteAcid. Let's place a bet. On Wednesday I post new pics of me and you post pics of you. We will see who's the most stylish, and whoever loses gets banned for a week. :badass
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 07:50:14 PM: yeah, babe, you're pretty much the hottest here. :heart
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 07:50:50 PM: Himumu, there's no way you're more stylish than her.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:51:42 PM: I'm a human, I do what I want to do regardless of what social norms, standards, and stereotypes dictate. I'm sorry that you guys use the images of what you see on MTV and what you hear on the radio to determine your view of how a surburban white girl should conduct themselves in order to retain her "preppyness." Whatever the hell that means.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:53:09 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on December 15, 2006, 07:49:10 PM
Wait, wait. . .so what's the ULTIMATE truth? That you're a bullshitter?
Thats a silly comment to make, Cyanista.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 15, 2006, 07:53:26 PM: (http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/2820/00335pc.jpg)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:53:58 PM: That girls pocket is hanging out of her skirt.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 15, 2006, 07:54:02 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:51:42 PM
I'm a human, I do what I want to do regardless of what social norms, standards, and stereotypes dictate. I'm sorry that you guys use the images of what you see on MTV and what you hear on the radio to determine your view of how a surburban white girl should conduct themselves in order to retain her "preppyness." Whatever the hell that means.

TBS?
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Bacon on December 15, 2006, 07:54:24 PM: What is Plato's Closet?
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: demi on December 15, 2006, 07:56:26 PM: Quote from: Bacon on December 15, 2006, 07:54:24 PM
What is Plato's Closet?

Thrift store for clothing
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Himu on December 15, 2006, 07:56:33 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 07:50:50 PM
Himumu, there's no way you're more stylish than her.

You watch.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Bacon on December 15, 2006, 07:57:39 PM: I go to garage sales to get my clothes not thrift stores. Stoner biatch.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: mikesphat on December 15, 2006, 07:57:53 PM: redwood isnt the hottest girl here... only i know who is... :-* :badass
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2006, 07:57:56 PM: You so hot whiteACID

Quote from: mikesphat on December 15, 2006, 07:57:53 PM
redwood isnt the hottest girl here... only i know who is... :-* :badass

Yep, Cyanista :-[
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Diablos on December 15, 2006, 08:02:24 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2006, 07:49:42 PM
WhiteAcid. Let's place a bet. On Wednesday I post new pics of me and you post pics of you. We will see who's the most stylish, and whoever loses gets banned for a week. :badass

You're gone :lol

Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 07:40:28 PM
You are a HOE.
I fucked some dude that looked just like you last weekend Willco.

Sure you did.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 08:06:45 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2006, 07:56:33 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 07:50:50 PM
Himumu, there's no way you're more stylish than her.

You watch.
The best fashion advice I can give you is lose some weight.

Oh, and redWOOD is not stylish. She's dirty, not in a sexy way. In fact, she's so dirty that I can imagine the smell of stale cigarette smoke on her clothes when looking at her pics.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 08:08:36 PM: :lol :lol
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Cheebs on December 15, 2006, 08:38:44 PM: I buy a lot of my clothes from both Abercrombie and Hollister :-[ :shh
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 08:52:31 PM: I have 3 different wardrobes:

Business: Suits mostly for work, meetings and anything involving work. Usually these are bought at Macy's and mid range department stores.

Social Clothes: These are clothes I wear when I go out on dates. I only buy it when I'm already out with a girl. Usually it's from places like Old Navy, some department stores, and wherever girls drag me to buy shit.

Home Clothes: This is shit I've picked up over the years. Band shirts, free shirts, cool shirts where I say "I have to have that!"

Needless to say, if I'm not looking to get laid or impress executives, I look like shit.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 08:56:55 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on December 15, 2006, 08:38:44 PM
I buy a lot of my clothes from both Abercrombie and Hollister :-[ :shh

You should stop, ASAP.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Cheebs on December 15, 2006, 08:58:35 PM: no thanks. I also shop at J Crew and Urban Outfitters. I get pretty much everything between those 4 stores.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: The Black Stallion on December 15, 2006, 09:03:24 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on December 15, 2006, 08:58:35 PM
no thanks. I also shop at J Crew Urban Outfitters. I get pretty much everything between those 4 stores.
Urban Outfitters = rubbish.

And J Crew? The people there take one look at me and turn me away at the door. I don't even try to go in there anymore. I think it's because I'm black.

But whatever floats your boat and doesn't sink mine. I guess...
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2006, 09:07:22 PM: (http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3015/wbwavd8.jpg)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Vizzys on December 15, 2006, 09:14:17 PM: Photoshop ideas come to me....
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 09:28:06 PM: My attire consists of Abercrombie & Fitch (I have a shit ton of stuff there since I worked there), Ralph Lauren, and Tommy Hilfiger.

It doesn't matter what the fuck you wear, it matters the class and presentation that you bring to yourself. You can dress trash in armani, doesn't mean he has class.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2006, 09:28:12 PM: Haha, your hair is crazy curly, Corny :P

This is a pretty great parody thread.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 09:32:06 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2006, 09:07:22 PM
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3015/wbwavd8.jpg)
right click, save
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2006, 09:32:43 PM: this was a special occasion!
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2006, 09:35:55 PM: Nice heels, Corny ;)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 09:36:42 PM: How many times you think they're gonna photoshop your sign on OA Saint with something stupid like "I'm a stupid fat loser ginger"? Take your bets now.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2006, 09:37:32 PM: Part of the fun of putting a picture on the Interweb is to see how fast someone at OA will photoshop it. Again, if they take the time to do that, I'm honored!
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 15, 2006, 09:39:55 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 15, 2006, 09:35:55 PM
Nice heels, Corny ;)

:shh
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Lonestar on December 15, 2006, 10:04:20 PM: i think redwood is a pretty cute girl. if i saw her around, she'd definitely grab my attention. real talk. i like her attitude towards life, too.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Mupepe on December 15, 2006, 10:08:53 PM: Quote from: Lonestar on December 15, 2006, 10:04:20 PM
i think redwood is a pretty cute girl. if i saw her around, she'd definitely grab my attention. real talk. i like her attitude towards life, too.
She's mine, back off.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2006, 11:15:33 PM: Quote from: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 07:38:17 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/273747679sTnWcN_ph.jpg)
My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

You and the second one are cute, the other two are not.

You and the one on the far right are pretty good looking. The black one...maybe it's just a bad angle but her mouth looks ugly. Probably just a bad pic though
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: mikesphat on December 15, 2006, 11:39:25 PM: yea the one on the far right gets my vote... gimme her myspace/aim/msn/anything :)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Bacon on December 16, 2006, 12:46:01 AM: I want to fuck redWOOD's old roommate. I hear she was a real whore.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 16, 2006, 12:51:05 AM: Oh I forgot about her...yeah she was a ho ;)

I'd like to fuck them both.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: etiolate on December 16, 2006, 12:56:48 AM: Quote from: Christopher on December 15, 2006, 07:38:17 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on December 15, 2006, 07:36:36 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/273747679sTnWcN_ph.jpg)
My friends are fit and tan! Maybe I'll invite them here.

You and the second one are cute, the other two are not.

Not if you like brunettes

Anyways, I'm hotter than redwood.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/gumbydancing.gif)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 16, 2006, 01:20:24 AM: You are hot, i'll give you that.

But, Im definitely the best looking male poster here.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Boogie on December 16, 2006, 01:34:20 AM: So what the ultim--

Quote from: Cyanista on December 15, 2006, 07:49:10 PM
Wait, wait. . .so what's the ULTIMATE truth? That you're a bullshitter?

damn, beaten.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: demi on December 16, 2006, 05:12:22 PM: Seems everyone gave up on cloudwalking, have to move to third tier status, tsc tsc
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 16, 2006, 05:25:42 PM: Here at EvilBore,

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/Belligerent/wkg2.jpg)
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: demi on December 16, 2006, 05:28:21 PM: who's the ugly poof
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: whiteACID on December 16, 2006, 05:32:45 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 15, 2006, 07:49:42 PM
WhiteAcid. Let's place a bet. On Wednesday I post new pics of me and you post pics of you. We will see who's the most stylish, and whoever loses gets banned for a week. :badass
You're on!
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2006, 06:14:06 PM: baby, it's too easy. don't take advantage of him. I saw how this guy dressed 5 days a week for 6 years. You win hands down, babe. lolz
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Raguel on December 16, 2006, 06:58:12 PM: Why did you come back? I thought you were leaving for an indefinite amount of time.
Title: Re: This forum has revealed to me a penultimate truth.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2006, 09:24:14 PM: I'm glad she's back. I swear I'd love to meet her