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Title: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Billy Rygar on December 30, 2009, 11:01:18 PM
Or simply dying.  Too early to tell.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2009, 11:01:40 PM
We're all dying, it's just a matter of time.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2009, 11:02:36 PM
Hawaii? Obama is from Hawaii

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I hope he's ok
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Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 30, 2009, 11:03:35 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/30/report-rush-limbaugh-hospitalized-in-hawaii/

I blame Obama for this.


Because he's a muslim socialist.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: demi on December 30, 2009, 11:05:18 PM
Hopefully the next two are also republicunts
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2009, 11:05:24 PM
Actually this is the second; Brittney Murphy was the first
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 30, 2009, 11:06:36 PM
Quote
Remember, this happens in groups of three. Start taking bets on who are the next two to fall.

Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin better be careful for the next few weeks.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2009, 11:10:03 PM
i hope miyamoto is next
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2009, 11:10:44 PM
It's gonna be Samuel L Jackson, I just know it  :(
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2009, 11:12:13 PM
if miyamoto died with a wii nunchuk cable around his neck and sporting a massively tumescent pen0r painted like a pikmin, i would immediately convert to christianity because GOD just gave me a christmas present
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Eric P on December 30, 2009, 11:17:57 PM
my father will be crushed

CRUSHED
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 30, 2009, 11:20:51 PM
Finally some good news.

Now Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly can off themselves in a double suicide.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2009, 11:22:04 PM
Anyone want to bet someone in conservamedia mentions he died in Obama's state and question the turn of events
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2009, 11:22:33 PM
that is a given
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 30, 2009, 11:22:43 PM
Don't start celebrating, guys.  He's not dead yet.  Knowing how ornery these guys can be, I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2009, 11:22:58 PM
"while he was there, he came into possession of a certain document, we hear"
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 30, 2009, 11:26:51 PM
"while he was there, he came into possession of a certain document, we hear"

I hear he was secretly working undercover to find proof that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

Seems Obama learned from how Clinton dealt with Vince Foster...
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 30, 2009, 11:27:29 PM
how is keith olbermann holding up, gosh i hope he is okay
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Eric P on December 30, 2009, 11:31:48 PM
Don't start celebrating, guys.  He's not dead yet.  Knowing how ornery these guys can be, I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it.

he's not dead until he's been buried at a cross roads with a stake in his heart and his head cut off with a silver blade
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2009, 11:33:30 PM
how is keith olbermann holding up, gosh i hope he is okay

closet conservative :teehee
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 30, 2009, 11:34:32 PM
nope, i just think if god is taking out loudmouthed worthless assholes he should be bipartisan with his scythe
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Brehvolution on December 30, 2009, 11:41:24 PM
i hope miyamoto is next
:rofl

Looks like Rush likes to go to a "foreign place" too. :smug

It would be fitting of his health care insurance to deny his claim for being 'out of network'. :smug
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
Maybe they'll turn him down due to his drug habits, citing it as a pre-existing condition
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 30, 2009, 11:56:28 PM
guy from mythbusters died as well...not one of the main guys

rush can start the next batch
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 12:00:34 AM
Don't start celebrating, guys.  He's not dead yet.  Knowing how ornery these guys can be, I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it.

he's not dead until he's been buried at a cross roads with a stake in his heart and his head cut off with a silver blade

You know Simon Belmont will just wander around collecting all his body parts and end up putting him back together anyway.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 12:15:19 AM
One last death before the new year?

I knew Santa would come through for me.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 12:18:24 AM
(http://returnedfire.homestead.com/files/Rush21.gif)
 :lol
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 31, 2009, 12:19:13 AM
Is he dead yet?
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: brawndolicious on December 31, 2009, 12:44:11 AM
It would be hilarious if he made like a deathbed confession of all his BS.  It would be horrible though if he actually had a successor chosen to take over his show.
guy from mythbusters died as well...not one of the main guys
rush can start the next batch
what like a producer or something?
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 31, 2009, 12:55:48 AM
If Adam or Jamie died, I'd cry for real.

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Or Kari. :drool
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Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2009, 01:08:22 AM
what like a producer or something?

Erik Gates, he appeared in a few episode of Mythbusters as an amateur rocket expert.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 31, 2009, 01:45:57 AM
It would be hilarious if he made like a deathbed confession of all his BS.  It would be horrible though if he actually had a successor chosen to take over his show.
Nobody is going to take over his show, nobody can take over his show.  Like Oprah, he's spent decades cultivating and catering an audience that is firmly within his thrall, and isn't really interested in anybody else. 

There isn't any other political commentator, radio, TV, or otherwise that can even touch Limbaugh as for the size of his audience.  And there's a lot of people out there that would love a piece of his pie, but I'm just guessing that for any dittohead out there, while they might be ideologically aligned with any number of other conservative pundits, just simply wouldn't be as politically involved (if being one of Rush's boys counts as that) if he went away.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2009, 01:55:35 AM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.


But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: M3wThr33 on December 31, 2009, 03:26:55 AM
I don't get the fat jokes. He lost a lot of weight.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:07:52 AM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.


But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 04:13:25 AM
"Barack the Magic Negro", "Halfrican", etc., etc.  Rush Limbaugh is a racist piece of shit.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 31, 2009, 04:13:46 AM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.


But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how

Yawn (http://tinyurl.com/yflpkrt)
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2009, 04:16:55 AM
"Halfrican"

hey that's me
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 04:19:13 AM
I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 31, 2009, 04:20:58 AM
I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

Did you even read the snopes debunk? It confirms all the quotes in the very first link (which were all sourced).

smfh
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 04:22:27 AM
PD annihilated. :usavich
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 31, 2009, 04:23:12 AM
I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

jesus christ
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 04:24:54 AM
PD's just being a contrarian, Cajole.  It's why I love him. :heartbeat
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 05:26:52 AM
I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

Did you even read the snopes debunk? It confirms all the quotes in the very first link (which were all sourced).

smfh

Actually the article debunks many quotes attributed to Rush, which was my point.

Rush hasn't done anything that would make me think he's racist.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 05:41:57 AM
Like when he said we needed segregated buses in Obama's America? That's not racist at all.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 05:42:50 AM
Maybe we do, if black kids keep beating up white kids. Just sayin'
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 05:43:49 AM
Now I know you're not serious.  I :heartbeat you, PD. :)
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 06:04:45 AM
Ah not really. There's a difference between saying dumb shit and being racist. Rush is an ass, he's made  racially insensitive comments (with the bus comment being the biggest red flag to me, considering that's pure race baiting), but I've yet to hear a logical argument that defends this idea that he's a racist.

Michael Savage is a racist. I wouldn't say Rush is
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Ichirou on December 31, 2009, 06:07:41 AM
:usavich
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 31, 2009, 08:01:12 AM
I see the snopes debunk on the first page

Hate to defend Rush, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's the casual tossing of "racist" around.

Did you even read the snopes debunk? It confirms all the quotes in the very first link (which were all sourced).

smfh

Actually the article debunks many quotes attributed to Rush, which was my point.

Rush hasn't done anything that would make me think he's racist.

A couple misattributed quotes make clear on record quotes go away   ???

:usavich indeed
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2009, 09:16:33 AM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.


But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how

Because I have ears and listen to his show and that's my take.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: archie4208 on December 31, 2009, 09:45:13 AM
I've always thought of Limbaugh and Hannity as elaborate trolls who are doing it for the money, whereas Beck and Savage are genuine loons.  I don't take any of their opinions seriously, but it is always amusing to listen to their rants for about 5 minutes before switching back to NPR.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 31, 2009, 02:45:02 PM
One last death before the new year?
My mom, a bleeding liberal, has had Rush in her death pool for the longest time. She's going to cash in!
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No, she's not participating in a death pool, but she's a bleeding liberal. :drake
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Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 03:06:20 PM
is she hot?
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:18:14 PM
if miyamoto died with a wii nunchuk cable around his neck and sporting a massively tumescent pen0r painted like a pikmin, i would immediately convert to christianity because GOD just gave me a christmas present

I don't know why you hate Miyamoto. He just wants to see you smile.  :'(

nope, i just think if god is taking out loudmouthed worthless assholes he should be bipartisan with his scythe

Oh come on, man. Now is not the time for false equivalencies.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: M3wThr33 on December 31, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
He's a racist, hypocritical, immoral fuck who I wouldn't be even wistfully sad about if he died tonight.


But I'll admit he is the best broadcaster among his group. He is actually entertaining and good at his job and clever (albeit completely intellectually dishonest) in a way that the Beck's and Hannity's, and Medved's aren't. In other words I can listen to him and be entertained even when I know his stuff is obnoxious bullshit and my political leanings are the complete opposite of his. I can't say the same for the others.

you know this how

Did you somehow miss the uproar when he called for buses to be segregated again?
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 07:24:55 PM
Or when he got fired from ESPN for the Donovan McNabb/black quarterback controversy?
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 08:36:56 PM
I saw nothing "racist" about his McNabb comment; if anything it was poorly worded but an interesting point. Give me a break.

[youtube=560,345]paCx4v4rc9U[/youtube]

He didn't call for buses to be segregated.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 09:08:10 PM
"If Limbaugh is so racist, why is he still on the air? :smug "

"If Limbaugh hates black people so much, how come he has one bringing him coffee every morning? :smug"
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 31, 2009, 09:13:16 PM
if anything it was poorly worded but an interesting point.

Yep. Like the big fat shiny one on top of your head.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: Brehvolution on December 31, 2009, 10:02:33 PM
He's probably appalled how many Hawaiians work at the hospital he's in.
Title: Re: Looks Like Rush Limbaugh is Dead
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 01, 2010, 12:05:42 AM
is she hot?
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No. :tauntaun
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