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Title: Bollywood in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 01:25:16 PM
An early glimpse of the 2010 Wii lineup reveals a pretty strong line-up, especially relative to the two previous years. Here are just a few samples of at what will undoubtedly turn out to be the best home console lineup for 2010:

Arc Rise Fantasia
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16954/1/95.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16954/1/90.jpg)

Calling
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/19014/1/9.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/19014/1/12.jpg) (http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/100/1007687/calling-screens-20090727093832185_640w.jpg)

Dragon Quest X
No Images

Endless Ocean 2
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16832/1/18.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16832/1/19.jpg)

Epic Mickey
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/20095/1/4.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/20095/1/3.jpg)

Fatal Frame 4: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/15213/1/1.jpg)

Kirby Wii
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/1426/1/20981.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/1426/1/20978.jpg)

Mega Man 10
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Metroid: Other M
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/18638/1/1.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/18638/1/2.jpg)

Monster Hunter Tri
(http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/review/games/img/m1092076.jpg) (http://www.edge-online.com/files/Monster%20Hunter%203%20a.jpg)

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16938/1/1.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16938/1/2.jpg)

Project Needlemouse
(http://abgames.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/project-needlemouse-090809-580px.jpg)

Red Steel 2
(http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/101/1016006/red-steel-2-20090819100506416_640w.jpg) (http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/988/988473/red-steel-2-20090601040156433_640w.jpg)

Sadness
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/11289/1/1.jpg) (http://files.nintendic.com/nintendo-ds/the-children-of-the-night/children3.jpg)

Shiren the Wanderer
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/14494/1/6.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/14494/1/3.jpg)

Sin & Punishment 2
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16813/1/12.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16813/1/11.jpg)

Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing
(http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sonic-and-sega-all-stars-racing-screenshot.jpg) (http://toonbarn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sonic-sega-all-stars-racing.jpg)

Super Mario Galaxy 2
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/18635/1/4.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/18635/1/5.jpg)

Super Monkey Ball Step & Roll
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/19060/1/16.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/19060/1/14.jpg)

Tales of Graces
(http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/105/1051605/tales-of-graces-screens-20091203094648362_640w.jpg) (http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/105/1051605/tales-of-graces-screens-20091203094645128_640w.jpg)

The Grinder
(http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/986/986674/e3-2009the-grinder-20090526041927922_640w.jpg) (http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/100/1001578/the-grinder-20090707105110047_640w.jpg)

The Legend of Zelda Wii
(http://static.blogr.com/tenants/com/sites/lu/LucasH/media/the-legend-of-zelda-wii-2-20090605000034019-640w.vga.jpg)

Trace Memory 2
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16814/1/1.jpg) (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/16814/1/2.jpg)

In part 2, I'll post a brief look into the DS lineup for 2010. I'll disregard posting upcoming games for the other systems (Xbox 360 and PS3), because no one gives a shit about second and third place winners, so why should I? I've not included movies or a number of other potentially blockbuster titles to this list, but for an OP, I think this will suffice in proving all doubters that the Wii juggernaut will continue to pump out classics.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2009, 01:26:15 PM
Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 01:28:58 PM
Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2009, 01:29:29 PM
Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

CAN A VIDEOGAME MAKE A PERSON CRY?

Quote
You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

Nibris itself is practically [or literally?] vaporware.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Beezy on December 31, 2009, 01:36:46 PM
That actually does sound like an okay lineup for the Wii, but lets see if even a third of these end up being good.

Here are just a few samples of at what will undoubtedly turn out to be the best home console lineup for 2010:

 :greenshinobi
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2009, 01:37:50 PM
grinder will probably be an awful game which i will still enjoy

metroid looks pretty cool

i like 1930s cartoons, so epic mickey looks all right to me

i should give mario galaxy another shot, i didn't care for it much and stopped playing

will wait for word of mouth on red steel 2, if it isn't a busted piece of shit like the first i'll give it a try

i can't get over the lead character in no more heroes looking like a giant douchebag enough to play it
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2009, 01:40:38 PM
Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

Who are your sources? True, there's no evidence that this game won't be released, but there's also no evidence that it will be released. There's nothing. The game is textbook vaporware.

Besides, wasn't it discovered a long time ago that Nibris consists of like five 15 year olds in a basement in Poland?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 01:41:58 PM
Nibris is just a damned E.U. funding scam. Always has been.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: archie4208 on December 31, 2009, 01:43:25 PM
:bow MARIO GALAXY 2 :bow2
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: tiesto on December 31, 2009, 01:47:02 PM
No fucking way DQX or Zelda will be released in 2010. We'll be lucky if we even get media out of either of those games. And hopefully we'll get Tales of Graces over here, it's supposed to be one of the better games in the series, but Namco hasn't even announced it for the US yet :P
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 01:49:57 PM
Is it too eary to choose "the enitre wii catalogue" as worst game of 2010?

I'm only looking forward to Super Mario Galaxy 1.5 and Fatal Frame IV.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 01:52:22 PM
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/sea_transport.jpg)

:piss Wii :piss2
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: CHOW CHOW on December 31, 2009, 01:53:34 PM
One of the worst line-ups I've ever seen.

90% of these games would be considered shovelware if they were on PS3/360.  I'm serious.  Look at that game Darksiders; 9/10 reviews across the board, yet barely anyone knows about it because the PS3/360 catalog is filled to the brim with awesome games.

Hell, I'd take PSN/XBLA's offerings over the entire Wii library this gen.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2009, 01:54:43 PM
i think if that game came out for the hd systems everyone would have said "wow that sure looks awesome" and still wouldn't have bought it

wii is a toy, kids like toys, kids like mickey

they probably made the right choice there
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 01:55:14 PM
Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

Who are your sources? True, there's no evidence that this game won't be released, but there's also no evidence that it will be released. There's nothing. The game is textbook vaporware.

Besides, wasn't it discovered a long time ago that Nibris consists of like five 15 year olds in a basement in Poland?

Main man, I've seen artwork and gameplay images revealing the existence of this game. It does exist and it will be released. The developers themselves have said this title is very much still in the game. So the burden of proof is on you, Jack: who in any official capacity has said that this game wasn't going to be released? Where are your quotes?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: ananus on December 31, 2009, 01:58:15 PM
why does sonic need a car? it's like that dbz episode where goku gets a driver license. wtf
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 01:59:18 PM
i think if that game came out for the hd systems everyone would have said "wow that sure looks awesome" and still wouldn't have bought it

wii is a toy, kids like toys, kids like mickey

they probably made the right choice there

I doubt that is true. If they came out with something that reflected the concept art, "Epic Mickey" if you will, it could probably do quite well. There are enough manchildren and parents with 360s (and PS3s) to support it on that platform, and then you can probably add a bunch of dudes swept up by nostalgia and the whole dark, twisted thing.

Whatever, though. I have no idea if the above is true or how it will do on Wii. It's personally disappointing to see grand things squashed by the garbage Wii. I can't really blame the developer since the above was leaked, but spitting on Wii helps a bit.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2009, 02:00:52 PM
Arc Rise Fantasia - Maybe
Calling - Probably not
Dragon Quest X - Won't make 2010 in Japan, much less the US.
Endless Ocean 2 - I'm gay for Endless Ocean, so yes
Epic Mickey - Warren Spector has made some great games, but this one's a maybe
Fatal Frame 4 - Probably not
Kirby Wii - I have my doubts about this one making it by 2010
Mega Man 10 - No
Metroid: Other M - Of course
Monster Hunter Tri - No
No More Heroes 2 - Maybe
Project Needlemouse - Fool me once, shame on you
Red Steel 2 - Maybe
Sadness - LOL
Shiren the Wanderer - Maybe
Sin and Punishment 2 - Yes, please
Sonic and Sega All Star Racing - Maybe
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - YES
Super Monkey Ball Step and Roll - This series has been in the tank for years, so no
Tales of Graces - Probably not
The Grinder - Maybe
The Legend of Zelda Wii - I'm doubtful this will make it by 2010
Trace Memory 2 - Maybe
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2009, 02:00:57 PM
Obviously no one in any official capacity has said Sadness isn't coming out. If they did it wouldn't be vaporware. It'd just be straight up canceled.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 02:04:47 PM
One of the worst line-ups I've ever seen.

90% of these games would be considered shovelware if they were on PS3/360.  I'm serious.  Look at that game Darksiders; 9/10 reviews across the board, yet barely anyone knows about it because the PS3/360 catalog is filled to the brim with awesome games.

Hell, I'd take PSN/XBLA's offerings over the entire Wii library this gen.


 This lineup here will help keep the Wii the #1 system this generation, so while you're drooling over review scores of games that won't ever achieve the level of success the Wii and its top games have seen, I'll be one of the tens of millions playing the sort of "shovelware" that's laughing at you and store shelf dust-collecting titles like Darksiders all the way to the bank.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 02:07:58 PM
lol, half that stuff either a) has no date and b) is not coming to America
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 02:08:22 PM
Oh look, a Wiiner goes all sales-age meltdown. Shocker.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2009, 02:10:10 PM
Post your DS list. I'm actually interested in seeing that one.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: CHOW CHOW on December 31, 2009, 02:11:06 PM
One of the worst line-ups I've ever seen.

90% of these games would be considered shovelware if they were on PS3/360.  I'm serious.  Look at that game Darksiders; 9/10 reviews across the board, yet barely anyone knows about it because the PS3/360 catalog is filled to the brim with awesome games.

Hell, I'd take PSN/XBLA's offerings over the entire Wii library this gen.


 This lineup here will help keep the Wii the #1 system this generation, so while you're drooling over review scores of games that won't ever achieve the level of success the Wii and its top games have seen, I'll be one of the tens of millions playing the sort of "shovelware" that's laughing at you and store shelf dust-collecting titles like Darksiders all the way to the bank.
While you're masturbating over sales for Kirby Puckett Rape Factory, we'll be playing the best games of this gen. 
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 02:11:46 PM
Only someone fucking dumb enough to call themselves "nintendosbooger" would think that there will be a Wii Zelda out in 2010.  Can't we go ahead and leper this piece of shit so we don't have it's threads cluttering up the forum?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 02:15:57 PM
I'm all for talking about upcoming games, but this platform specific shit reeks of GAF.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 02:22:26 PM
CAN A FORUM POSTER MAKE YOU CRY?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:22:50 PM
what's with all this cartoony kiddy shit? leper this filth

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the chances of tales of graces getting localized: 5% :'(
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Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 02:22:53 PM
HAY GUYZ SUPER SECRET PICS OF WII 2010 LINEUP BELOW!  DON'T CLICK THE SPOILER IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://www.soimmature.com/images/bagocrap.gif)
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Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
god trace memory 2 looks awful

just like the original
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 02:24:41 PM
what's with all this cartoony kiddy shit? leper this filth

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the chances of tales of graces getting localized: 5% :'(
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did you pop a chub for Arc Rise Fantasia? be honest.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:26:14 PM
lil bit

well, assuming it plays like a tales game
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 02:26:40 PM
whadda fayg
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:26:59 PM
well y'know
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2009, 02:27:27 PM
Nintendosbooger is the best thing to happen to the gaming side. :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 02:28:57 PM
Also, I finished Trace Memory 2 (aka Another Code R) and it is absolute garbage. I'm not surprised NoA didnt bother with it after they played through it.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 02:29:40 PM
You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 02:30:28 PM
Is Monster Hunter Tri confirmed for free online, unlike Japan?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: drew on December 31, 2009, 02:30:41 PM
do you even have an hdtv? i just got one and was surprised how shitty the wii looks hooked up to one
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 02:31:42 PM
I personally cannot wait for PART 2!
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:31:46 PM
You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

haha, what a dirty poor
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 02:31:49 PM
Oh wait, yes I can.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 02:32:39 PM
You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

You don't buy games, tho.  You buy nominally interactive pieces of software that aren't fun.  And you're fucking stupid, fat and probably a republican virgin.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
do you even have an hdtv? i just got one and was surprised how shitty the wii looks hooked up to one

he can't afford one, his monthly expenses for honey hams and snack cakes are pretty staggering
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:34:05 PM
You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

You don't buy games, tho.  You buy nominally interactive pieces of software that aren't fun.  And you're fucking stupid, fat and probably a republican virgin.

no such thing as a republican virgin, dude

spoiler (click to show/hide)
they all lose their cherries to their libertarian uncles around age 11
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Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: CHOW CHOW on December 31, 2009, 02:34:14 PM
You HD cocksuckers wouldn't get your panties in a bunch about sales-age rhetoric as much if you people actually bought video games. There is no reason why the top 10 software of this gen is occupied predominantly by Nintendo titles. Blame yourselves for talking a big game about HD titles but when they're released, you fuckers are nowhere to be seen, which is why HD sales this gen are embarrassingly dwarfed by the Wii. I actually buy games, not talk shit about buying games on forums such as this one.

That's why I couldn't care less if you downplay these great upcoming Wii titles. If these companies were in the business of catering to fickle outliers like you, they'd be bankrupt. So fuck your tastes.

I'm trying hard to figure out if you're being serious or not.  Tons of HD games sell millions.  The only shit that sells on the Wii has the words 'Mario' or 'Wii' in front of it. 

360/PS3 combined sales for multi-platform games are amazing. 
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 02:34:15 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2009, 02:34:42 PM
WTF is Metroid Other M supposed to be? It better not be some shit Metroid/RPG hybrid bullshit.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 02:35:04 PM
do you even have an hdtv? i just got one and was surprised how shitty the wii looks hooked up to one

he can't afford one, his monthly expenses for honey hams and snack cakes are pretty staggering

Don't forget the two fleshlights he goes through in an average month, plus lube.  Although he's probably using honey as a lube at this point- it doubles as a snack afterwards.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:35:23 PM
it's a team ninja action game.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:35:38 PM
Yikes, in which one fairly transparent joke character owns half the gaming side of EB.

This guy's awesome.  :hump

u mad
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 02:35:53 PM
Yikes, in which one fairly transparent joke character owns half the gaming side of EB.

This guy's awesome.  :hump

Not sure what your definition of owning is...
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:36:41 PM
oscar just hates the cocky/funny this morning :'(
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2009, 02:37:02 PM
it's a team ninja action game.

WTF.


edit: With full voice acting, giant action battle sequences? FFS. Metroid was one of the last bastions of gaming for me on the Nintendo side. And they go and ruin that too?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:39:11 PM
if nibris somehow ever released a game, it would provide an untenable idea that poles might be capable of something other than self-defecating at the sight of germans, reading at a first-grade level, and spreading genital diseases to the world's supply of thai ladyboys, and that's a risk we can't afford to even SLIGHTLY tolerate
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: iconoclast on December 31, 2009, 02:42:22 PM
what sucks about Metroid Other M is that it's being done by the Team Ninja B-Team, which is now the A-Team. Better hope Nintendo does a good job overseeing it...
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 02:43:57 PM
also, those pictures of fuckin' yoshi are actually HURTING my enthusiasm for smg2

shitty friends/vehicles need to be abolished from all platformers
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2009, 02:44:58 PM
UGH
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2009, 02:45:18 PM
yeah, this guy is pretty awesome :lol

sooooo angry, all the time

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2009, 02:53:20 PM
I'll be shocked if Metroid: Other M even comes out.  I imagine it went down something like this:
 

so maybe that means we'll get a surprise Metroid Dread announcement this E3 right?


right?  :'(
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 03:02:31 PM
I'm gonna make the biggest burliest dragon hunter I can
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 03:02:53 PM
Anyway, back to the games:

I think the Kirby game is going to surprise a lot of people. My people tell me that it's going to incorporate a lot of the elements from Mario Galaxy, SMBWii, all within the framework of traditional Kirby gameplay. It'll definitely give platformers a run for their money, including (dare I say it?) Mario Galaxy 2.

Metroid Other M will be tricky. I really see Nintendo's efforts be handicapped by the shortcomings of TN. I'd much rather prefer Nintendo handle the game themselves, but I suppose they've got bigger titles to concoct.

Super Monkey Ball is my party game sleeper hit of 2010. I see this game being second behind SMB1 with a better assortment of party games than SMB2. I'll be stunned if it isn't a worldwide million seller.

Project Needlemouse will be huge. You heard it here first. It will end up being the best selling third party platformer this generation.

Epic Mickey will disappoint, I fear. I really haven't seen anything to suggest that it will bring anything new to the genre and the days of successful Disney platformers are behind us, IMO.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 03:06:33 PM
i could never get into the monster hunter games since a) i hate crafting if it isn't convenient; and b) eventually it requires me to play with other people, which requires me to make a schedule
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
playing with people is hard, since i typically game in 15 to 30 minute bursts and hate committing to large swathes of time! i whine because the games have always seemed potentially awesome to me, they just don't work with my life or gaming behaviors :'(
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2009, 03:12:44 PM
:lol i have seen you switch between three different games in 15 minutes on steam
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:14:12 PM
I'll be shocked if Metroid: Other M even comes out.  I imagine it went down something like this:

Ninty: Hey, Team Ninja!  So what we want to do is show a little demo reel of Samus jumping around and shooting and shit and tell people you guys are working on a Metroid game for us.

TN: So you want us to make a Metroid game for you?

Ninty: Heavens no!  That costs money.  Our fanbase doesn't need any actual games, just the abstract idea that games are coming.  So if anyone asks, just tell them you're working on Metroid for us, okay?  We'll quietly kill it later.

TN: Um, ok?

Ninty: So what are you working on?

TN: Um, Metroid?

Ninty: There's a good boy.  *gentle tap of the face, tosses a 5 yen piece at Team Ninja*  

WHAT

Dude, you don't seriously think this, do you? We're not talking about fuggin Project Hammer or something, here...
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Purple Filth on December 31, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
Monster Hunter 3 is one of the few Wii games worth playing since i really like Freedom Unite (MHP2G for you japan people)

Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 03:18:36 PM
Monster Hunter sucks. I played one of the PSP versions and I almost died of boredom.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: T-Short on December 31, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
also, those pictures of fuckin' yoshi are actually HURTING my enthusiasm for smg2

shitty friends/vehicles need to be abolished from all platformers

co-sign
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:20:07 PM
WHAT

Dude, you don't seriously think this, do you? We're not talking about fuggin Project Hammer or something, here...

Yeah, I guess they'd never shitcan a game from one of their bigger franchises.  /looks at the corpses of StarFox 2, That Kirby Game That's Been Coming For Years But Really It's Coming This Time, and Metroid Dread.

Starfox 2 eventually became SF64, the Kirby game I'll give you, and we've never actually seen any footage of Metroid Dread.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2009, 03:21:12 PM
also, those pictures of fuckin' yoshi are actually HURTING my enthusiasm for smg2

shitty friends/vehicles need to be abolished from all platformers

co-sign

Mario games in which you are controlling Yoshi sure do suck.  :spin
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 03:26:07 PM
yoshi by himself is fine. just don't go changin' gameplay mechanics on me by adding a shitty friend
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:26:35 PM
what about Super Mario World
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
what about Super Mario World

outside of blue yoshi in one of the star worlds, was he even useful or necessary
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 31, 2009, 03:30:12 PM
Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

I had my doubts that he was a joke character, but I guess it's confirmed now. 
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 03:30:27 PM
Yoshi is awesome. I don't consider him as a shitty friend.

Wario, Waluigi and Daisy are shitty Mario friends. Good thing they aren't(?) included in SMG2.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: professor prole
outside of blue yoshi in one of the star worlds, was he even useful or necessary

When you needed an extra jump he was. :teehee

Still, he didn't add negatively to the game, at least. There were no missions that forced you to use him.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 03:32:00 PM
Wario is awesome and fuckable, he can stay.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 03:32:01 PM
I think the Kirby game is going to surprise a lot of people. My people tell me

:lol :lol :lol

Who, Johnny Fraudtrain?

Also, Monkey Ball will suck because it will have waggle forced onto it... just like every other game that was fine before hand but got waggle stuck onto it.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2009, 03:32:14 PM
he's a shitty friend when he forces additional unwanted situational gameplay mechanics on you!
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 31, 2009, 03:34:50 PM
Yoshi is a shitty friend, but that's just because he's coprophagic
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: T-Short on December 31, 2009, 03:39:14 PM
what about Super Mario World

outside of blue yoshi in one of the star worlds, was he even useful or necessary

bu bu you needed him to get one of those delicious 96 exits
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 03:39:57 PM
While Yoshi is indeed a shitty friend, he's probably the best shitty friend in all of videogamedom.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: magus on December 31, 2009, 03:40:36 PM
SECRET WII TITLE
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 03:46:13 PM
I think the Kirby game is going to surprise a lot of people. My people tell me

:lol :lol :lol

Who, Johnny Fraudtrain?

Also, Monkey Ball will suck because it will have waggle forced onto it... just like every other game that was fine before hand but got waggle stuck onto it.

Waggle worked fine for SMB:BB single player, admittedly it wasn't well executed for the party games, though. And at this stage of the game, I think most competent developers have included the option for traditional control scheme in their control-focused Wii titles.

This game will be a hit, though. Don't sleep on it.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 03:48:17 PM
I like Yoshi because he takes a hit for you and lets you jump higher!

The worst shitty friends ever have to be the shitheads in the Monkeyball games. Aiai :bow2
I think all Sega mascots have shitty friends lol

The game is radically different multiplayer.

Never played online. I just didn't dig the long loading times.

Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2009, 03:49:19 PM
i like yoshi, he's cyuuuute

wario pretty much sticks to his own shit, so i dunno if he can be considered a shitty friend
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:49:59 PM
Wait, would Mario be considered a shitty friend in YI?  :spin
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2009, 03:51:02 PM
WHAT

Dude, you don't seriously think this, do you? We're not talking about fuggin Project Hammer or something, here...

Yeah, I guess they'd never shitcan a game from one of their bigger franchises.  /looks at the corpses of StarFox 2, That Kirby Game That's Been Coming For Years But Really It's Coming This Time, and Metroid Dread.

Metroid Dread was never actually announced or shown by Nintendo, Star Fox 2 got axed because they wanted to do Star Fox 64 instead, and the Kirby game moved from GC to Wii [supposedly].
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 03:51:27 PM
Wait, would Mario be considered a shitty friend in YI?  :spin

No, because Yoshi is the reason that game exists. Oblivion pwned...
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 04:00:07 PM
I totally forgot about Sadness. The game has been mentioned in each year list since 2007...

Fatal Frame is probably the only Wii horror game I'm looking forward to. The Calling looks more like comedy to me.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: bork on December 31, 2009, 04:27:21 PM
Vaporware, a couple of decent titles, and a bunch of crap.  Seems like a Wii release list to me!

And no Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom UAS?  For shame.  The Capcom Wii stuff will be worth it.  Maybe No More Heroes 2 and the two Tecmo titles as well.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Purple Filth on December 31, 2009, 05:03:15 PM
It's true.  If you don't have a good 45-minutes to an hour (or seventeen straight hours :( ) it's hard to get anything good out of the game.  the games are really excellent though.

I wonder if DCharlie knows how the texting works?

Its kinda sad how at the beginning a little dinosaur could kick your ass if you don't know what your doing  :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
What's a Wii?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: archie4208 on December 31, 2009, 05:07:29 PM
What's a Wii?

that little white thing that never gets used
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: bork on December 31, 2009, 05:07:36 PM
What's a Wii?

It's some stupid Chinese game console where you shake or "waggle" the controller like an idiot.  It would never catch on here.

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2007/12/vii-2-white.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 05:09:14 PM
What's a Wii?

The system that made Sony fanboys not want to talk about sales any more.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Because they were too busy playing real games.* :smug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
* When some finally came out this year.
[close]
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 05:13:19 PM
What's a Wii?

that little white thing that never gets used

Poor archie  :'(
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 05:18:03 PM
I wonder if the Wii will ever outsell the Ps1 or Ps2.

I know it'll never have the same amount of good games as Ps1 or Ps2, though.
Nintendo broke the tradition of leading consoles having the best games in each gen.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 05:21:53 PM
Because they were too busy playing real games.* :smug




But not buying them: http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/newsArt.cfm?artid=20639

OooOooh, in your face!
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 05:25:19 PM
More Wiiner sales-bore meltdowns.  :yuck
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: magus on December 31, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
What's a Wii?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SHOVELWARE
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Purple Filth on December 31, 2009, 05:35:38 PM
More Wiiner sales-bore meltdowns.  :yuck

yep

sad really
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Jansen on December 31, 2009, 05:41:25 PM
i've had a wii for 8 months now and aside from loading up twilight princess to hack it i haven't played a wii game on it yet.

not even the appeal of free games can entice me enough to waste gaming time on it.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 05:42:16 PM
you haven't missed anything
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: bork on December 31, 2009, 05:46:16 PM
"Nintendo World Report" 

:rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: magus on December 31, 2009, 05:47:49 PM
i've had a wii for 8 months now and aside from loading up twilight princess to hack it i haven't played a wii game on it yet.

not even the appeal of free games can entice me enough to waste gaming time on it.
go and get little king story,you'll thank me later :) (i hope...)
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 31, 2009, 05:48:55 PM
What's a Wii?

that little white thing that never gets used

Poor archie  :'(

ha ha ha
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 05:52:48 PM
i've had a wii for 8 months now and aside from loading up twilight princess to hack it i haven't played a wii game on it yet.

not even the appeal of free games can entice me enough to waste gaming time on it.

Your loss, guy.

Mario Galaxy
Metroid Prime 3
Resident Evil 4 Wii
Punch Out
Smash Bros
Wii Sports Resort
Wii Fit+
Muramasa
A Boy and His Blob
New SMBWii
No More Heroes
MadWorld

A lot more released and a lot more soon to be released, for sure. There's a reason why it's the top selling system with the top selling software this generation, and that's because it has games that HD bots wish could be on their overpriced consoles.

I'm a happy Wii owner and will continue to expand my existing Wii library with the swarm of excellent games soon to be released.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on December 31, 2009, 05:56:28 PM
I have a bad feeling super monkey ball is going to suck, all  I really want out of it is a horizontal wiimote control scheme.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: bork on December 31, 2009, 05:56:56 PM
A lot more released and a lot more soon to be released, for sure. There's a reason why it's the top selling system with the top selling software this generation, and that's because it has games that HD bots wish could be on their overpriced consoles.

:teehee

Quote
I'm a happy Wii owner and will continue to expand my existing Wii library with the swarm of excellent games soon to be released.

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01376/girls-getty_1376498i.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2009, 06:07:13 PM
I want Galaxy 2, Sin and Punishment 2, and maybe Monster Hunter 3 and Tales of Graces if it isn't a piece of shit like Symphonia 2.  The rest can fuck off.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: drew on December 31, 2009, 07:01:19 PM
Your loss, guy.

Mario Galaxy
Metroid Prime 3
Resident Evil 4 Wii
Punch Out
Smash Bros
Wii Sports Resort
Wii Fit+
Muramasa
A Boy and His Blob
New SMBWii
No More Heroes
MadWorld

A lot more released and a lot more soon to be released, for sure. There's a reason why it's the top selling system with the top selling software this generation, and that's because it has games that HD bots wish could be on their overpriced consoles.

I'm a happy Wii owner and will continue to expand my existing Wii library with the swarm of excellent games soon to be released.

do you even own an hdtv?

dont lie

ill know
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 09:12:04 PM
There's no way this guy is real. Not here.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 09:21:28 PM
There's no way this guy is real. Not here.

Check my GAF threads, man. They date back to 04. If you think I've been acting out these past 5 years for the entertainment of video gamers, then you're the one who's the joke. You guys have been so wrapped up in your little world here that it probably seems too surreal to see someone with *shock* totally different tastes in games!

Anyway, Part 2 (DS), will be up soon but with so many good games coming out for the system, it'll be hard to put it all into one post.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Third on December 31, 2009, 09:23:35 PM
DS :rock
Wii  :hurr
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 09:26:57 PM
Anyway, Part 2 (DS), will be up soon but with so many good games coming out for the system, it'll be hard to put it all into one post.

Oh God, there is a sequel! This time, it's personal!
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 31, 2009, 09:41:59 PM
:heartbeat I'm loving Nintendosbooger's stay here :heartbeat
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 31, 2009, 10:19:17 PM
This is hilarious :lol

Does someone still have the official EB game thread banner, maybe Nintendosbooger can use it for his DS thread ;)
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 10:21:20 PM
There's no way this guy is real. Not here.

Oh, he's as real as you and I. :smug
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2009, 10:21:39 PM
Everything in the OP looks like trash except Mario Galaxy 2, and the Zelda poster brings out the battered ntard syndrome in me  :-\
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2009, 10:38:38 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/oldfuxwii.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 10:43:03 PM
There's no way this guy is real. Not here.

Check my GAF threads, man. They date back to 04. If you think I've been acting out these past 5 years for the entertainment of video gamers, then you're the one who's the joke. You guys have been so wrapped up in your little world here that it probably seems too surreal to see someone with *shock* totally different tastes in games!

Anyway, Part 2 (DS), will be up soon but with so many good games coming out for the system, it'll be hard to put it all into one post.

You'll be gone from here as soon as you're unbanned at gaf.  We've seen it plenty of times already.  In the meantime, I hope your asshole doesn't get too stretched out from all of the raping you're gonna get.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 10:49:59 PM
There's no way this guy is real. Not here.

Check my GAF threads, man. They date back to 04. If you think I've been acting out these past 5 years for the entertainment of video gamers, then you're the one who's the joke. You guys have been so wrapped up in your little world here that it probably seems too surreal to see someone with *shock* totally different tastes in games!

Anyway, Part 2 (DS), will be up soon but with so many good games coming out for the system, it'll be hard to put it all into one post.

You'll be gone from here as soon as you're unbanned at gaf.  We've seen it plenty of times already. 

Not possible. I was permabanned by the lovely left-handed dragon lady, in a sales thread of all places. You guys are stuck with me.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 10:51:02 PM
U r my new favorite poster
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 10:51:47 PM
Well, eventually you're going to get lepered because you lack a discernible sense of humor and also a connection to reality.  I would recommend you check out opa age, you should feel right at home in a forum full of racists, distinguished mentally-challenged fellows and rejects.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 10:54:17 PM
Dont worry, you wont be lepered. I like my fatties.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2009, 10:56:22 PM
Wait until he talks shit about [insert crappy game demi likes here]
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: demi on December 31, 2009, 11:01:51 PM
Well he hates HD and that groups both Brutal Legend and Dragon Age so he's a-ok with me

Just too bad you wont get your way  :-\
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 11:04:13 PM
Maybe I should buy a Wii after all with a new decade upon us. But which games to buy for a true blue shooter fan?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 11:13:48 PM
Well, eventually you're going to get lepered because you lack a discernible sense of humor and also a connection to reality.  I would recommend you check out opa age, you should feel right at home in a forum full of racists, distinguished mentally-challenged fellows and rejects.

Not my cup of Earl Grey tea. Thanks for the recommendation, though!

Aside from the Capcom fighter, did I miss any big names for the Wii for 2010? I'm not asking you specifically, Biff, since your dumbass can't even figure out beyond tomorrow much less through 2010.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 11:20:20 PM
Maybe I should buy a Wii after all with a new decade upon us. But which games to buy for a true blue shooter fan?

The Grinder (see first post), Red Steel 2, a new 007 game, a few other shooters that will take a crack at the Wii userbase, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: drew on December 31, 2009, 11:43:58 PM
you never answered as to whether you own an hdtv or not
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: ananus on December 31, 2009, 11:46:04 PM
since you asked, here's my list of wii games for 2010:

horse life adventures: it's a game where you have your horse and take care of it, like nintendogs. you can race in the horse too. genghis cohen worked on it

(http://i46.tinypic.com/wlbs7b.jpg) (http://i45.tinypic.com/sglt3p.jpg)

furry legends: 2.5d platformer similar to loco roco, but the main character is a furry ball, basically

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2q8adja.jpg) (http://i48.tinypic.com/2rw9381.jpg)

dance sensation!: game about dancing, not much else to say but i like dancing. i think nintendo should make a wii dance now. wii music is about playing, so the complement for dancing is the next logical step imo

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2vsgglv.jpg) (http://i45.tinypic.com/oirc4j.jpg)

my ballet studio: also about dancing, but focus on ballet. graphics aren't as good as the other one, girls aren't as detailed but i believe the gameplay will make up for it

(http://i50.tinypic.com/708ghe.jpg) (http://i45.tinypic.com/153twcn.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2009, 11:52:41 PM
Maybe I should buy a Wii after all with a new decade upon us.
Start off the 10s with late 90s technology.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Sho Nuff on January 01, 2010, 12:19:42 AM
Maybe I should buy a Wii after all with a new decade upon us. But which games to buy for a true blue shooter fan?

The Grinder (see first post), Red Steel 2, a new 007 game, a few other shooters that will take a crack at the Wii userbase, I'm sure.

Okay! I did get to play Red Steel 1, it was such a great game. I really loved the feeling of swinging the sword around. It also made me feel like I was the star of an action packed yakuza movie. I lived in Japan for a while so it seemed like I was waging a war on my home turf of Tokyo!!!
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: cool breeze on January 01, 2010, 12:22:49 AM
Red Steel 2 looks pretty awesome.  First person brawlers are always fun.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 01, 2010, 12:23:52 AM
Maybe I should buy a Wii after all with a new decade upon us. But which games to buy for a true blue shooter fan?

The Grinder (see first post), Red Steel 2, a new 007 game, a few other shooters that will take a crack at the Wii userbase, I'm sure.

Okay! I did get to play Red Steel 1, it was such a great game. I really loved the feeling of swinging the sword around. It also made me feel like I was the star of an action packed yakuza movie. I lived in Japan for a while so it seemed like I was waging a war on my home turf of Tokyo!!!

<3 <3 <3
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: bork on January 01, 2010, 12:41:48 AM
Maybe I should buy a Wii after all with a new decade upon us. But which games to buy for a true blue shooter fan?

The Grinder (see first post), Red Steel 2, a new 007 game, a few other shooters that will take a crack at the Wii userbase, I'm sure.

Okay! I did get to play Red Steel 1, it was such a great game. I really loved the feeling of swinging the sword around. It also made me feel like I was the star of an action packed yakuza movie. I lived in Japan for a while so it seemed like I was waging a war on my home turf of Tokyo!!!

:rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: twerd on January 07, 2010, 02:18:12 AM
icon nintendosbooger.

i've never seen EB so easily get trolled...i mean he posted fatal frame 4, kirby wii, and sadness AND THEN if you still didn't get it one of the MHTri screenshots was from the PS games.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: duckman2000 on January 07, 2010, 02:27:26 AM
icon nintendosbooger.

i've never seen EB so easily get trolled...i mean he posted fatal frame 4, kirby wii, and sadness AND THEN if you still didn't get it one of the MHTri screenshots was from the PS games.

Seems more like a matter of desperate pickings from a slim crop. Heck, there are Wiiners clamoring for a new Mario Party.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: drew on January 07, 2010, 03:01:00 AM
A lot more shit released and a lot more crap soon to be released, for sure. There's a reason why it's the top selling system with the top selling software this generation, and that's because of soccer moms and the bratty little kids they keep shooting out of their vag.

fixed
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: M3wThr33 on January 07, 2010, 03:39:46 AM
do you even have an hdtv? i just got one and was surprised how shitty the wii looks hooked up to one
The Wii doesn't look horrible on mine. 46" Samsung Series 6 or 7. I always forget.
I know on others it blows poop. (I got the component cables.)
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: pilonv1 on January 07, 2010, 04:09:15 AM
Wii is the only console I've ever owned that looked better through composite.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Damian79 on January 20, 2010, 02:07:34 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MkAPpHrYMU[/youtube]

Zangeki no Reginleiv 4 minute trailer.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 20, 2010, 02:37:02 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MkAPpHrYMU[/youtube]

Zangeki no Reginleiv 4 minute trailer.

Fuck, that was awesome. Any hope this is coming to the States? 4-player online co-op is going to be crazy. Nintendo needs to bring this here.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Damian79 on January 20, 2010, 02:57:16 AM
It does look awesome but i dunno if it has enough rpg elements to satisfy me.  There looks to be a skill tree though.  So maybe i'll get it.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: MCD on January 20, 2010, 03:26:05 AM
that slashing is so much homo.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: naff on January 20, 2010, 04:05:15 AM
Poor Wii. But do you honestly believe though Nintendosbooger that the Wii is popular because of games like NMH or Endless Ocean or even Mario Galaxy? It's Wii Sports and Wii Fit that sold that thing to the masses. The amount of quality titles on Wii pales in comparison to 360, PS3 or PC. Nintendo games are good, but how much better would it be if they dropped the hardware and became 3rd party devs like Sega?
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 20, 2010, 04:08:02 AM
Sega became a shit developer after losing the incentive of supporting a console, bad idea.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 20, 2010, 05:06:06 AM
QuietID,

First of all, you need to dispel all personal illusions of the possibility that Nintendo will go third party. Sony, with the billions they've lost (4.5b), is more likely to depart the console race than Nintendo. Nintendo made so much money in the last two years alone to nearly eclipse their earnings from the DECADE prior to 08, while Sony is on the verge of losing all profits made from both the PS2 AND the PSX eras.

So cast the third party drivel from your thoughts, okay? It'll never happen now.

Second, Nintendo's hardcore titles complement its casual games, and have equally contributed to the success of the Wii. Mario Galaxy, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime 3, NSMBWii, SSBB, MKWii, Endless Ocean, and upcoming releases such as this one help to fuel the Wii's success and contribute to its quality lineup. Let us not forget that it is a hardcore Nintendo title that was the hottest game this Xmas and helped to push the Wii to break the PS2's single month sales record last month.

If you don't like the Wii, its games, or think that there are better offerings elsewhere, that's fine. You're in the minority, however, like the rest of the Hollywood gamers on this site. I personally think the Wii caters to all my desires as a gamer, and it only takes a brief glance at the OP to understand why.

Poor Wii, you say? LOL, no...poor HD fanboys.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: bork on January 20, 2010, 05:39:53 AM
No, you got that backwards.  "HD fanboys" aren't the poor ones.  They own 'em all and buy and sell Wiis off for the occasional game that's actually worth a damn.  :teehee

Poor Wii. But do you honestly believe though Nintendosbooger that the Wii is popular because of games like NMH or Endless Ocean or even Mario Galaxy? It's Wii Sports and Wii Fit that sold that thing to the masses. The amount of quality titles on Wii pales in comparison to 360, PS3 or PC. Nintendo games are good, but how much better would it be if they dropped the hardware and became 3rd party devs like Sega?

This is a great post that raises some key points.  And look at how booger replied to it.  It's sad.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2010, 06:02:25 AM
Lyte, could you change the title of the Gaming Forum to "Hollywood Gaming"?  I love it!
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Damian79 on January 20, 2010, 06:09:03 AM
I thought it was a shitty generations for all consoles.  Not a single mind blowing game that couldnt be found on the pc.

Hardcore pc gamers were the real winners of this generation.  Still the wii is great for your parents.
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: bork on January 20, 2010, 06:10:26 AM
Old folks love Wii bowling!
Title: Re: Nintendo in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: Damian79 on January 20, 2010, 06:22:11 AM
Old folks love Wii bowling!

My dad like playing the classics on it like Breath of Fire 2 and FFIV the after years.
Title: Re: Bollywood in 2010 Part 1: The Wii
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 20, 2010, 07:39:10 AM
I'm not sure Project Needlemouse is even coming out for the wii?

Zelda Wii is my most anticipated orgasm though.

To be fair, no platforms have been announced.  But every multiplatform sonic to date has sold the most on wii so I don't see how it makes any sense to pass that up.