THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ManaByte on January 07, 2010, 06:44:55 PM
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http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."
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Sounds like he has more balls than you
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ice cold
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Sounds like he has more balls than you
Ouch
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:lol
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holy fucking shit pee dee with the ether
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Did Manabyte consider suicide when he saw how bad The Princess and the Frog was?
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first entry in the 2010 annihilation awards
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I'm probably not the only one who thinks that stabbing YOURSELF 9 times is more impressive than getting shot 9 times. It's another case of the white man stealing from the blacks and doing it better.
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first entry in the 2010 annihilation awards
speaking of annihilation, I just watched Artie Lange's appearance on the Joe Buck show . Wow. Then I saw the 10 minute "internet broadcast" that immediately followed. WOW. Joe Buck nearly burst in to tears.
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first entry in the 2010 annihilation awards
speaking of annihilation, I just watched Artie Lang's appearance on the Joe Buck show . Wow. Then I saw the 10 minute "internet broadcast" that immediately followed. WOW. Joe Buck nearly burst in to tears.
yes, that shit was fucking amazing
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I'm probably not the only one who thinks that stabbing YOURSELF 9 times is more impressive than getting shot 9 times. It's another case of the white man stealing from the blacks and doing it better.
Imagine shooting yourself nine times!
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Sounds like he has more balls than you
smh
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Sounds like he has more balls than you
(http://i48.tinypic.com/v2vdxy.gif)
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I'm probably not the only one who thinks that stabbing YOURSELF 9 times is more impressive than getting shot 9 times. It's another case of the white man stealing from the blacks and doing it better.
Imagine shooting yourself nine times!
all the fat probably saved this man's life because the knife wouldn't be able to reach his vital organs but most people wouldn't have the balls to keep stabbing themselves after the first couple nicks. He gets an A for effort.
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You don't have to hit organs to kill yourself, hell all you gotta do is nick a major artery or vein and you'll bleed out pretty quick. Since Artie is a known junkie you gotta think he'd know which veins to go after, so this is almost surely one of those cry for help suicide attempts.
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That is demi caliber annihilation. Well done.
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He only really stabbed himself 3 times, the other 6 were "hesitation wounds." What a pussy.
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/golfclap PD
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Ęthered.
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Artie didnt actually die and he only stabbed himself 3 times. I dont consider this annihilation, sorry.
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Annihilation revoked. Manabyte is safe.
For now.
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Sounds like he has more balls than you
Wow dude that seriously isn't funny. Don't be so fucking pathetic to make a joke like that to get a few quick laughs.
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Well, I lol'd
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:rofl
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Wow dude that seriously isn't funny. Don't be so fucking pathetic to make a joke like that to get a few quick laughs.
The weak picking on the weaker.
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Annihilation revoked. Manabyte is safe.
For now.
Stabbing yourself is pretty manly though.
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Fucking COLD.
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:tbslol
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Man, PD totally had to have had the :smug face when he posted that. There's no other face that could accompany such a post.
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oh shit :lol