Mom: Grow a pair.
Mom again: Send me a picture of it, pussy.
mom: i got some AC/DC tix from a trucker stop, wanna come?
me: jeez mom, it's not 1988
mom: too bad or I would have had dad wear a condom
The extent of my mum's texts to me are "k" Or "wen u camin". Foreign mothers!Sounds hot :teehee
mom: i got some AC/DC tix from a trucker stop, wanna come?
me: jeez mom, it's not 1988
mom: too bad or I would have had dad wear a condom
i want to see the texts from your sister, brandnew :drool
mom: i got some AC/DC tix from a trucker stop, wanna come?
me: jeez mom, it's not 1988
mom: too bad or I would have had dad wear a condom
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
They didn't want to make two mistakes. :smug
I'll stop being a dick now.
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
I know :(
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
I know :(
Urgh no, I wish I was an only child! Siblings are really annoying, and I only have one sister.
me: chuck and his sister seem close.(http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/mpb/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/400px-khan.jpg)
sister: yeah.
me: like really close. I mean really, really close. ;)
sister: ...
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
I know :(
Urgh no, I wish I was an only child! Siblings are really annoying, and I only have one sister.
They didn't want to make two mistakes. :smug
I'll stop being a dick now.
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
I know :(
Urgh no, I wish I was an only child! Siblings are really annoying, and I only have one sister.
himu: how come I don't have any siblings
dad: because I dropped Mormonism for priesthood after you were born
himu: how come I don't have any siblings
dad: because I dropped Mormonism for priesthood after you were born
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
I know :(
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.
I know :(
There's plenty of fish in the sea, guys.
No, it dates back to a thread I made about some girl I was interested in who apparently looks like me. Sister jokes started, I said I like girls that have similar personalities to my sister, shit ---> fan. And I've had a bullet saved for me ever since :'(
u mad?
Haha, she called weed "dope"
Me: Yeah it came, got my newest netflix dvd. Woot
My parents are cool, fuck ya'll who have mommy and daddy issues
annihilated
But there are no issues in my family.
Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.
basically the same for me.Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.
they take offense when i say fuck in front of them
unless the situation really calls for it, then its kind of ok
Brandnew's mom needs to start posing here.
Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.
Same and my mom is very religious.Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.
Nope, my parents have no problem with me swearing in front of them
invite your mom to EB, brandnew
Me: Brian, why do you always sleep in your sister's bed?
Son: Mom, you aren't ready for that conversation yet
:lol
Me: Brian, why do you always sleep in your sister's bed?
Son: Mom, you aren't ready for that conversation yet
Me: Brian, why do you always sleep in your sister's bed?
Son: Mom, you aren't ready for that conversation yet
:lol
I fucking loved it, was kick ass.
Alright how about the Zelda series as a whole.
BrandNew was complaining about striking out with girls and wondered to us why more girls couldn't be like his sister. :yuck
Maybe he's gay?
No, I'm not shy. I am pretty gay though.
rearrange those, and that spells shag
No, I'm not gay. I am pretty shy though.So I was right!
Don't worry BrandNew, I'll be your wingman!
You'll be drowning in mangina in no time.
Do you wear your scarf during sex?Chokes himself with it. So hot. Just don't pull a Carradine.
Do you wear your scarf during sex?
Do you wear your scarf during sex?
Do you draw letters with your tongue when you eat pussy?
Is that what you wrote? At least be grammatically correct when your treating a vagina like canvas.
That's actually not a bad beginner technique!Do you wear your scarf during sex?
Do you draw letters with your tongue when you eat pussy?