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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on January 13, 2010, 11:54:46 PM

Title: What if our penises were credit card shaped.
Post by: BlackMage on January 13, 2010, 11:54:46 PM

just something to think about.

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Post by: archie4208 on January 13, 2010, 11:58:12 PM

We'd have sex with ATM machines instead of women? ???

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 12:02:47 AM

Phoenix Dark would finally get laid.

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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 12:09:27 AM

blackmage, the hookers you sleep with would have an easier time collecting.

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Post by: muckhole on January 14, 2010, 12:23:39 AM

That would be an awkward "over-limit" call.

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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 12:25:17 AM

Quote from: muckhole on January 14, 2010, 12:23:39 AM

That would be an akward "over-limit" call.

It would be even more awkward when someone got out the scissors. 

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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 12:45:00 AM

Quote from: dcharlie on January 14, 2010, 12:43:08 AM

even better, when you go to try and use a credit card on a female who is only interested in other females, she could say "Sorry, i only accept gash!"

then you'd be forced to be a cardholder.

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Post by: muckhole on January 14, 2010, 12:45:48 AM

 :lol

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 12:54:51 AM

Why would I try to get her off ???

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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2010, 01:08:19 AM

self-immolated

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Post by: drew on January 14, 2010, 01:22:43 AM

since willco is jewish i doubt hed spend anything on anyone other than himself :smug

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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 01:26:17 AM

Nyquil response:
Our penises would be called card members!

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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2010, 01:28:21 AM

We'd have to tattoo our signatures on the back of it.

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Post by: Beezy on January 14, 2010, 01:46:13 AM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/255v2ok.gif)

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Post by: Trent Dole on January 14, 2010, 01:53:16 AM

What if our credit cards were penis shaped.  >:(

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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2010, 02:01:40 AM

They wouldn't fit in the machines?

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Post by: Raban on January 14, 2010, 02:03:03 AM

:rofl

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 04:13:21 AM

angry blackmage>philosophical blackmage

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Post by: Tauntaun on January 14, 2010, 11:40:54 AM

 :lol

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Post by: lordmaji on January 14, 2010, 11:42:24 AM

bitches would be handing it alllll the time...  :o

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Post by: demi on January 14, 2010, 11:58:08 AM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 14, 2010, 12:53:25 AM

*Willco tries to purchase "female orgasm"*
*Insufficient credit*

> implying people have sex to get the other person off

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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 12:18:19 PM

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 14, 2010, 01:53:16 AM

What if our credit cards were penis shaped.  >:(

I'd need to get a much, much, much bigger wallet.

:drake

Alternatively, I'd finally have a reason to keep a condom in my wallet!

                                                                                           :greenshinobi

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Post by: drew on January 14, 2010, 12:26:34 PM

Quote from: demi on January 14, 2010, 11:58:08 AM

> implying people have sex to get the other person off

that can be fun

but you wouldnt know that now would you :smug

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Post by: demi on January 14, 2010, 12:27:54 PM

Sure I would, I get myself off all the time

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 12:54:48 PM

 :lol