THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 04:25:03 AM

Title: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 04:25:03 AM
IGN makes me ashamed I agree Uncharted 2 was the best overall game I played last year (http://video.ign.com/dor/articles/1054402/igns-best-of-2009-videos/videos/bestof09_goty.html?show=hi)

:(
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: demi on January 16, 2010, 04:28:46 AM
How would you rank this on your shame scale

1 being "atheist"

5 being "closet japatard"

10 being "entranced by the islam religion"
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: bork on January 16, 2010, 04:29:10 AM
:|
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Beezy on January 16, 2010, 04:30:29 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/35nca3k.gif)
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 04:31:15 AM
How would you rank this on your shame scale

1 being "atheist"

5 being "closet japatard"

10 being "entranced by the islam religion"

11.

I may have to kill myself, demi. Hand me some fucking poison.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/35nca3k.gif)

This.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: demi on January 16, 2010, 04:32:10 AM
Not after I learned how you treat your shirts...
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2010, 04:44:57 AM
Himuro gave away his 360 and kept his PS3. :lol
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: brawndolicious on January 16, 2010, 06:48:46 AM
Was the demo a good representation of the overall game?  The gunplay felt mediocre but the platforming segments sucked pretty bad.  Obviously multiplayer is a big deal about it though.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2010, 06:55:56 AM
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: drew on January 16, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
fucking black people
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Raban on January 16, 2010, 01:12:36 PM
Every time my friend and I see an Uncharted 2 kiosk, we play it a bit and endlessly insult how ridiculously shitty it is. Each time we've done this in a Gamestop, I can feel the clerks' souls being crushed.

Uncharted 1 was like, a solid 7. I'm sure U2 is the same shit. Being cinematic doesn't change the fact that it's the same third-person shooting borefest that's been copy/pasted 50 fucking times this generation.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: duckman2000 on January 16, 2010, 01:16:03 PM
Every time my friend and I see an Uncharted 2 kiosk, we play it a bit and endlessly insult how ridiculously shitty it is. Each time we've done this in a Gamestop, I can feel the clerks' souls being crushed.

Uncharted 1 was like, a solid 7. I'm sure U2 is the same shit. Being cinematic doesn't change the fact that it's the same third-person shooting borefest that's been copy/pasted 50 fucking times this generation.

You'd be surprised. Also, your Gamestop routine sounds like the dorkiest thing ever.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Raban on January 16, 2010, 01:18:51 PM
Every time my friend and I see an Uncharted 2 kiosk, we play it a bit and endlessly insult how ridiculously shitty it is. Each time we've done this in a Gamestop, I can feel the clerks' souls being crushed.

Uncharted 1 was like, a solid 7. I'm sure U2 is the same shit. Being cinematic doesn't change the fact that it's the same third-person shooting borefest that's been copy/pasted 50 fucking times this generation.

You'd be surprised. Also, your Gamestop routine sounds like the dorkiest thing ever.


We don't go out of our way to do it. There's very little to do while I live, and browsing Gamestop multiple days in a row has happened more than once :'(
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2010, 01:19:39 PM
(http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/ArtAndPhoto-Fronts/BUSINESS/080516/g-080516-biz-Carl-Icahn-1p.hmedium.jpg)
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: duckman2000 on January 16, 2010, 01:31:34 PM
There's very little to do while I live

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/_emo.jpg)
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Raban on January 16, 2010, 01:37:18 PM
There's very little to do while I live

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/_emo.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 01:38:22 PM
 :bow Emo Willco  :bow2
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 16, 2010, 01:47:07 PM
:bow Emo Willco  :bow2
:lol
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2010, 01:49:43 PM
MAKE THAT FEDERWANG'S AVATAR

THEN LEPER HIM
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 01:55:30 PM
at least make it into an emoticon. I could use an :emowillco.

For example: Flannel Girl was walking down the hall hand-in-hand with her boyfriend. I'm going to cut myself :emowillco
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: duckman2000 on January 16, 2010, 02:07:08 PM
There's very little to do while I live (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/_ewil.gif)
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 02:08:53 PM
 :bow Altogether Andrews :bow2
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 04:41:47 PM
Himuro gave away his 360 and kept his PS3. :lol

Yep.

There's no reason to keep a 360 if you have a gaming pc. It's 100% fact.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 05:09:58 PM
Himuro gave away his 360 and kept his PS3. :lol

Yep.

There's no reason to keep a 360 if you have a gaming pc. It's 100% fact.

Can't get Xbox Live Arcade on the PC!

Who cares.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Beezy on January 16, 2010, 06:51:07 PM
Himuro gave away his 360 and kept his PS3. :lol

Yep.

There's no reason to keep a 360 if you have a gaming pc. It's 100% fact.

Can't get Xbox Live Arcade on the PC!

Who cares.
Guess it's not a fact then, huh? :smug
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 06:52:00 PM
Damn. You got me, Beezy!

:lenowned
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: M3wThr33 on January 16, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
Himuro gave away his 360 and kept his PS3. :lol

Yep.

There's no reason to keep a 360 if you have a gaming pc. It's 100% fact.

Can't get Xbox Live Arcade on the PC!

The good shit is on Steam.

Geometry Wars, Trine, Braid, Trials 2, etc.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 06:56:46 PM
Trials HD > Trials 2
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: demi on January 16, 2010, 07:12:07 PM
> implying Braid is good
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Post by: MCD on January 16, 2010, 07:19:54 PM
> implying anyone play on pc
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Beezy on January 16, 2010, 07:48:26 PM
The good shit is on Steam.
lol no
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: chronovore on January 16, 2010, 09:27:18 PM
:bow Emo Willco  :bow2
:rofl :roflwaffles
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 09:34:45 PM
Himuro gave away his 360 and kept his PS3. :lol

Yep.

There's no reason to keep a 360 if you have a gaming pc. It's 100% fact.

Can't get Xbox Live Arcade on the PC!

The good shit is on Steam.

Geometry Wars, Trine, Braid, Trials 2, etc.

And in some cases it's on psn too.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2010, 09:55:11 PM
Damn. You got me, Beezy!

:lenowned

You're not using that Leno emoticon correctly, Himu.  It's for when you own someone or mock someone's complete ownage, not when you get owned.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2010, 10:02:15 PM
Damn. You got me, Beezy!

:lenowned

You're not using that Leno emoticon correctly, Himu.  It's for when you own someone or mock someone's complete ownage, not when you get owned.

Correct emoticon usage would be:

Damn. You got me, Beezy!

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff320/altogetherandrews/_ewil.gif)
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 16, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Himuro gave away his 360 and kept his PS3. :lol

Yep.

There's no reason to keep a 360 if you have a gaming pc. It's 100% fact.

Can't get Xbox Live Arcade on the PC!

The good shit is on Steam.

Torchlight, Armored Princess, Zeno Clash, Time Gentlemen Please!, ect.

Pretty much.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Raban on January 16, 2010, 11:20:24 PM
Quote
There's very little to do while I live

how about renting out Uncharted 2?  :o

I don't own a PS3 :o
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2010, 11:26:28 PM
[youtube=560,345]NXKSccKJjtE[/youtube]

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: chronovore on January 17, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
That's pretty damned funny.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: archie4208 on January 17, 2010, 06:34:07 PM
Trials HD >>>>>>>> Trials 2.  There is no comparison. 

:bow XBLA :bow2
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Beezy on January 17, 2010, 06:45:13 PM
That's pretty damned funny.
Agreed. :lol

What game is that?
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: chronovore on January 19, 2010, 09:06:35 PM
Isn't that Uncharted? I don't know, I don't own it yet.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: bork on January 19, 2010, 09:22:20 PM
Isn't that Uncharted? I don't know, I don't own it yet.

Yeah, Uncharted 2.  Did you see that Japan's getting a double pack with both games soon?
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 19, 2010, 09:28:41 PM
That's uncharted 2.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Beezy on January 19, 2010, 10:29:39 PM
...

Why does it look like a PS2 game in that vid?
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 19, 2010, 10:37:26 PM
I dunno. Multi's textures are a lot worse than single player textures but it results in lag free play so no complainin' here.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Bebpo on January 19, 2010, 10:42:53 PM
I dunno. Multi's textures are a lot worse than single player textures but it results in lag free play so no complainin' here.

Uh, it looks the same to me?  Especially in coop!
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 19, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
I'm not saying it's a major downgrade.

Plus, that video has poor quality.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: chronovore on January 20, 2010, 10:42:08 AM
Isn't that Uncharted? I don't know, I don't own it yet.

Yeah, Uncharted 2.  Did you see that Japan's getting a double pack with both games soon?
Really? Neato! I may bite if it respects language settings on the console. I'd hate to have all that story in English, and then the stuff on how to mix herbs into pastes and create custom ammo and hack computers (or whatever) be explained with WALL OF KANJI.
Title: Re: IGN smh
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2010, 10:43:02 AM
You can change language and subtitle text.