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Title: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 08:03:36 PM
:bow Gervais :bow2
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Barry Egan on January 17, 2010, 08:06:29 PM
:bow Monique :bow2
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 17, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Damn I missed it, now it's some lady goin on and on
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 17, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
Lame. Don't watch this filth, watch Human Target instead.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 17, 2010, 08:09:55 PM
Bukkake porn?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 08:10:13 PM
During the opening speech, Gervais plugged the DVD boxset for the original Office series.  :lol
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Beezy on January 17, 2010, 08:10:40 PM
Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on January 17, 2010, 08:06:29 PM
:bow Monique :bow2
:piss skinny bitches :piss2
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 08:19:31 PM
"Animated films aren't just for kids, they're also for adults...who take drugs."

 :lol
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Robo on January 17, 2010, 08:21:27 PM
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on January 17, 2010, 08:09:55 PM
Bukkake porn?

 :lol
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Diunx on January 17, 2010, 08:24:40 PM
Let me know when the opening jokes are on youtube.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Gervais plugged The Invention of Lying DVD.  :lol
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 17, 2010, 08:30:00 PM
That was quick.


And a relief. This presentation is unwatchable.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on January 17, 2010, 08:30:00 PM
That was quick.


And a relief. This presentation is unwatchable.

That was the wrong one, which is why I edited my post.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 17, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
Still good though
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 17, 2010, 08:33:32 PM
Just turned it on:

:hump Michael C. Hall :hump
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 08:34:40 PM
Who cares about this TV crap? Ben didn't win, so I don't care anymore.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 08:37:04 PM
There isn't nearly enough Ricky Gervais to make watching this interesting.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 17, 2010, 08:39:07 PM
That's why I am recording it and will watch it all in about 22 minutes.

Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:39:53 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 17, 2010, 08:39:07 PM
That's why I am recording it and will watch it all in about 22 minutes.



Nice edit, I was just about to ridicule you for using the word "taping"! Jerk! :lol
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 17, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
Anyone got a breakdown of Gervais monologue, any good Holocaust jokes?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Mamacint on January 17, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
Anyone got a breakdown of Gervais monologue, any good Holocaust jokes?

No, but he made fun of Paul McCartney's divorce.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of Ricky Gervais Making Jokes About Leno and Penises
Post by: cool breeze on January 17, 2010, 09:06:07 PM
This is incredible.  Everyone is drunk and doesn't give a shit about what's going on.  Meryl Streep was rambling for five minutes about nothing.  Harrison Ford could barely speak.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 10:14:34 PM
:bow James Cameron :bow2
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 10:15:52 PM
Did he just say something in Na'vi?

Furry haters suicide.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: cool breeze on January 17, 2010, 10:17:06 PM
he just spoke cat person  :lol

Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 10:32:27 PM
Obahdah?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: cool breeze on January 17, 2010, 10:35:49 PM
James Cameron's Abadah
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: Diunx on January 17, 2010, 10:38:48 PM
Avatar just annihilated the internet.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 10:40:02 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on January 17, 2010, 10:35:49 PM
James Cameron's Abadah

I seriously didn't know what he was talking about the first time he said it. :lol
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: cool breeze on January 17, 2010, 10:41:24 PM
I didn't know what he was saying the second and third time he said it
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2010, 10:46:53 PM
Far out, man!

(http://thewritingguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/lebowski-time.jpg)
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World
Post by: Eric P on January 17, 2010, 10:54:49 PM
her?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 10:55:27 PM
:bow James Cameron's Abadah :bow2
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: cool breeze on January 17, 2010, 10:56:43 PM
:bow Abadah :bow2

I see you James Cameron   :avatar
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 17, 2010, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
Recap for those of us stuck teaching Korean kids at the moment?

Cameron won Best Director, Avatar won Best Drama.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 17, 2010, 11:00:06 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
Recap for those of us stuck teaching Korean kids at the moment?

Other than Christoph Waltz, no one who deserved to win won.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: cool breeze on January 17, 2010, 11:00:10 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
Recap for those of us stuck teaching Korean kids at the moment?

Best director:  James Cameron

Best movie: Abadah
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2010, 11:02:23 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on January 17, 2010, 11:00:06 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
Recap for those of us stuck teaching Korean kids at the moment?

Other than Christoph Waltz, no one who deserved to win won.

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s147/asher66/the_big_lebowski___jeff_bridges1.jpg)
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 17, 2010, 11:03:04 PM
Oh yeah I forgot about that.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm sure The Dude also deserved it
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: etiolate on January 17, 2010, 11:08:17 PM
golden globes sort of just lost their niche
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 11:15:13 PM
Quote from: etiolate on January 17, 2010, 11:08:17 PM
golden globes sort of just lost their niche

When have the Golden Globes been niche? When they gave Titanic the Globe in '97? Gladiator in 2000? A Beautiful Mind in 2001? Return of the King in 2003? The Golden Globes will jump on a hype train as fast as anyone.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 11:17:15 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on January 17, 2010, 11:00:10 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
Recap for those of us stuck teaching Korean kids at the moment?

Best director:  James Cameron

Best movie: Abadah

Also James Cameron gave his acceptance speech entirely in the language of the Na'vi.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 17, 2010, 11:33:16 PM
My personal pick would've been Collin Firth in A Single Man, but Jeff Bridges was awesome in Crazy Heart.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Diunx on January 17, 2010, 11:41:21 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 11:15:32 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on January 17, 2010, 11:00:06 PM
Other than Christoph Waltz, no one who deserved to win won.

Which comedy lead did you think deserved to win over RDJ?

JGL or DDL.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 17, 2010, 11:33:16 PM
My personal pick would've been Collin Firth in A Single Man, but Jeff Bridges was awesome in Crazy Heart.

Jeff Bridges did win... for best actor in a drama!  Crazy Heart isn't a comedy, duder.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 18, 2010, 02:43:53 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 11:15:32 PM
Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on January 17, 2010, 11:00:06 PM
Other than Christoph Waltz, no one who deserved to win won.

Which comedy lead did you think deserved to win over RDJ?

The guy from A Serious Man 100%. He was really, really good.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 18, 2010, 02:51:33 AM
In fact, I'd say RDJ would have been the last person on the nominee list who deserved the award. He was fine in Sherlock Holmes, but it was really just RDJ playing himself with an accent.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: EvilBoris on January 18, 2010, 03:41:08 AM
 avatar being in the drama category was a bit wierd.
 
and i'll take downey jr's broody/funny take on sherlock's obsession and urge to deconstruct everyone and everything around him... over a wacky matt damon stunt performance the soderbergh crew usually pat their own backs for (clooney and pitt), gordon levitt's lovesick puppydog.... and ddl for nine has to be one of those kneejerk 'great actor' nods globes pass out to fill up space (depp for pirates 2)

 haven't seen a serious man.
 actually I haven't seen any of those perfs in full lol
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 03:58:02 AM
Quote from: EvilBoris on January 18, 2010, 03:41:08 AM
avatar being in the drama category was a bit wierd.
 

You would have listed it as a comedy or musical?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: EvilBoris on January 18, 2010, 04:15:12 AM
 [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo&feature=related[/youtube]

Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: Himu on January 18, 2010, 04:50:21 AM
I skipped most of this. Looks like I didn't miss much.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: EvilBoris on January 18, 2010, 06:10:29 AM
 Harrison Ford was pretty hilarious
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 06:32:04 AM
What did he say?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 07:14:08 AM
There was a full-scale model of the mech suit built, and it looks pretty much indistinguishable from the CG one.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:00:40 AM
Borys, how do you feel about Mandark's assertion that those of us who really liked the film are less intelligent than those who didn't?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Tauntaun on January 18, 2010, 10:03:06 AM
Willco:  This movie is gonna bomb.  :drake

World: THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!  :avatar

Willco:  :santocry

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:uguu
[close]
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2010, 10:07:14 AM
Borys, did you actually like the dramatic and romantic angle that took up about 80% of the runtime?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:12:44 AM
So generally you hate love stories? What about something like True Romance?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2010, 10:19:01 AM
I agree with with you then that the story just sucked.  Not because it was a love story, but because it just sucked.

Personally, I thought the CGI was great but I actually didn't like the 3D effect at all.  It didn't really add anything.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:26:03 AM
I liked the story quite a bit. Guess this is going to be a pretty divisive film for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:28:42 AM
The backbone of the story was familiar. The way in which it was told was mesmerizing.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 18, 2010, 10:45:25 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:28:42 AM
The backbone of the story was familiar. The way in which it was told was mesmerizing.

For you.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 18, 2010, 10:45:25 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:28:42 AM
The backbone of the story was familiar. The way in which it was told was mesmerizing.

For you.

And for the vast majority of those who saw it. And for the critics who vote on the Golden Globe awards. :smug
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 10:53:49 AM
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people." - P.T. Barnum
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 11:00:14 AM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 10:53:49 AM
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people." - P.T. Barnum

Avatar worldwide gross:

Domestic:      $491,767,000        30.7%
+ Foreign:     $1,110,401,000       69.3%

It's the Golden Globes, Willco, not the Golden Jesusland.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:02:54 AM
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 11:00:14 AM
It's the Golden Globes, Willco, not the Golden Jesusland.

Also, the conceit that the foreign press has any real bearing on the Golden Globes - as if it is not entirely American-run and operated for commercial gain. :rofl
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 18, 2010, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 18, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 17, 2010, 11:33:16 PM
My personal pick would've been Collin Firth in A Single Man, but Jeff Bridges was awesome in Crazy Heart.

Jeff Bridges did win... for best actor in a drama!  Crazy Heart isn't a comedy, duder.

Uh... yeah? I don't know what you're trying to say.

I saw Crazy Heart. Bridges was really good in it. A DRAMA.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:06:37 AM
Plus, he talks to dolphins.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:09:28 AM
It's true. Borys' questionable taste was settled long before Cohen and I opted not to see Avatar.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: cool breeze on January 18, 2010, 11:19:44 AM
Trolling Avatar is #36 on the list of Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible.  Just staying.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2010, 11:23:35 AM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 10:28:42 AM
The backbone of the story was familiar. The way in which it was told was mesmerizing.
Yeah actually, my friend mentioned that the movie smacks you in the face with it's subtlety.  Fuck dude, the most important thing (to you) for a dramatic movie was the cinematography?

And borys, jewboy watched the movie weeks ago.

And why was brandnew banned?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:24:26 AM
BrandNew isn't banned, and I have never seen Avatar.
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:31:09 AM
Patel paid to see Avatar ???
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2010, 11:33:44 AM
So Patel paid to take you on a date to see avatar?
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 11:35:17 AM
There's two things wrong with that sentence.

... We don't go on dates, we just sip wine and watch IFC. And as if he ever had to pay me. :-*
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Eric P on January 18, 2010, 01:58:16 PM
ifc is crap

tcm 4 lyfe
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avat
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 02:01:49 PM
But IFC is what we watch when we wear our monocles!
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
AMC rules!! :rock
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 18, 2010, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Eric P on January 18, 2010, 01:58:16 PM
ifc is crap

tcm 4 lyfe

truth

TCM 2060 showing Avatar on the weekly BELIEVE
Title: Re: Golden Globe Thread of James Cameron is the King of the World and so is Avatar
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2010, 09:30:48 PM
Here's all the important bits from last night's Globes:

[youtube=560,345]R2ElLXiQXDk[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]52c6tMhxBVw[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]tZJEaI4jf88[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]SjcBcWMLbfY[/youtube]