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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on January 18, 2010, 01:35:29 PM

Title: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 18, 2010, 01:35:29 PM
In honor of your birthday, today I will not make any Redskins, Jew or Avatar jokes at your expense.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2010, 01:37:49 PM
hathdayppy bir Wilco
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 18, 2010, 01:39:30 PM
 :elephant Happy Birthday Willco. :elephant
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:39:45 PM
Thanks! Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!

I already went to the theaters yesterday and used my passes to see Daybreakers. I've got a dinner set for Wednesday evening, and a party with friends at Dave & Buster's this Saturday. Tonight will be low-key. I might grab an oatmeal stout, get some Subway and watch Chuck.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Himu on January 18, 2010, 01:41:10 PM
Happy Get Laid, Get Drunk, Get High Day.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:41:18 PM
Just so you're aware, I have about 1,000 PMs and I usually ignore them all. :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 18, 2010, 01:41:49 PM
Happy Birthday buddy
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: tehjaybo on January 18, 2010, 01:45:17 PM
Happy birthday.  Don't worry, I haven't seen Avatar either.

:fistbump
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:46:15 PM
Any Icon or cool dude that makes it to Bethesda for my birthday party this Saturday gets a Dave & Buster's Power Card with $50 with of game tokens on it!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Barry Egan on January 18, 2010, 01:46:51 PM
 :dur happy birthday Wilco! :dur
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Herr Mafflard on January 18, 2010, 01:49:25 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Brehvolution on January 18, 2010, 01:54:42 PM
Happy Birthday duder!!!
How many spanks this year?   :-*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
Twenty-six.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Brehvolution on January 18, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
You should get your AARP card soon.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Bebpo on January 18, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
And here I thought Wilco never actually aged and was more like the spirit of this forum.  Next you'll tell me demi ages too!

Happy birthday dudee
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Eric P on January 18, 2010, 01:58:31 PM
i got you something

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: tehjaybo on January 18, 2010, 01:58:40 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:46:15 PM
Any Icon or cool dude that makes it to Bethesda for my birthday party this Saturday gets a Dave & Buster's Power Card with $50 with of game tokens on it!

If it weren't 9 and a half hours, Billy and I would probably come.   :-\
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 02:00:19 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on January 18, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
You should get your AARP card soon.

I know. Four more years and it's all downhill. :-\

... That's what I've always wanted, Eric P!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
happy birthday. did you know today is someone else's birthday too? it's crazy  :lenowned
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Diunx on January 18, 2010, 02:16:32 PM
Avatar made like 50 millions last weekend, happy birthday Willco!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 18, 2010, 03:05:54 PM
Happy birthday! :elephant
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: MCD on January 18, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
happy birthday sir admin.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 18, 2010, 03:14:52 PM
Change my name, Willco. Also Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 18, 2010, 03:29:25 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:39:45 PM
...and a party with friends at Dave & Buster's this Saturday. .

Those are some shitty friends if they're taking you to D&Bs. Gameworks > D&Bs.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Robo on January 18, 2010, 03:33:44 PM
You can get a AARP card whenever you want.  :smug
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Tauntaun on January 18, 2010, 03:34:51 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:39:45 PM
Thanks! Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!

I already went to the theaters yesterday and used my passes to see Daybreakers. I've got a dinner set for Wednesday evening, and a party with friends at Dave & Buster's this Saturday. Tonight will be low-key. I might grab an oatmeal stout, get some Subway and watch Chuck.

Happy birthday shempco!  :-*  Was Daybreakers good?  I love Sam Neill!  And finally, Subway and Chuck, this is how we can come together after our Avatar hatefest. :heart

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: tiesto on January 18, 2010, 03:38:05 PM
Happy birthday Willco.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 03:38:29 PM
There are worse ways to burn two hours than sitting through Daybreakers.

Corny, there are no Gameworks around these parts. We could all go to Strikes, but I don't feel like going bankrupt.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 18, 2010, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 03:38:29 PM
Corny, there are no Gameworks around these parts. We could all go to Strikes, but I don't feel like going bankrupt.

Aren't you in L.A.?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on January 18, 2010, 03:45:36 PM
Happy Birthday Willco!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 03:47:01 PM
I'm on the East Coast right now, Corny. I'll be in Illinois this Spring for a shoot unless something big breaks, then back on a flight to Los Angeles. I just fly there for business now.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 18, 2010, 03:49:02 PM
oh.  :-[
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: bork on January 18, 2010, 03:58:49 PM
א פריילעכן געבורצטאָג

Mazltov tsu dayn geburtstog!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Beezy on January 18, 2010, 04:10:59 PM
happy birthday ol' chap :tophat
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Tauntaun on January 18, 2010, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 18, 2010, 04:10:59 PM
happy birthday ol' chap :tophat

Black people don't talk like that, even on the internet, or to be ironic, or funny, never, ever....k?

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: demi on January 18, 2010, 04:42:30 PM
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Tauntaun on January 18, 2010, 04:48:54 PM
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6163/40383087.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Beezy on January 18, 2010, 04:58:41 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on January 18, 2010, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 18, 2010, 04:10:59 PM
happy birthday ol' chap :tophat

Black people don't talk like that, even on the internet, or to be ironic, or funny, never, ever....k?

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A top hat and a monocle will change anyone.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 05:00:25 PM
I just got the most awkward haircut ever. I was totally Arvie'd. :lol
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: pilonv1 on January 18, 2010, 05:32:16 PM
Happy Birthday Willco
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 18, 2010, 05:40:56 PM
:bow
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 06:04:40 PM
I was going to nominate Borys for Icon next round, but I guess I can scratch him off my list!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 18, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 06:18:43 PM
Thanks, Eel. You're invited to the afterparty if you can make it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 18, 2010, 06:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 06:18:43 PM
Thanks, Eel. You're invited to the afterparty if you can make it.

Just remember to arrive in proper attire!

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 07:20:49 PM
happy birthday Willco!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: demi on January 18, 2010, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 07:14:22 PM
I signed you up for a free trial of Enzyte. You can thank me later. Also pmed you my address in Korea in case PD's mom wants to send me a gift out of appreciation.

With all this weight he's losing he probably thinks he's already taking Enzyte
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 08:42:43 PM
I do feel like it's gotten bigger, and that's been the area - oddly enough - I've lost a few inches of weight from.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: demi on January 18, 2010, 08:47:18 PM
Soon you will not only feel like a man, but look like one too
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2010, 08:48:51 PM
he does have a Chastity Bono vibe
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 18, 2010, 09:03:23 PM
inches of weight?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 09:04:36 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2010, 09:06:30 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 05:00:25 PM
I just got the most awkward haircut ever. I was totally Arvie'd. :lol

Hot girl tried to talk to you too?  and on your birthday too!  The nerve!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 09:35:52 PM
Cute chick not only tried to talk to me, but gave me an open so wide that even James Cameron's ego could fit inside it. But she had a kid, so it was a no-fly-zone. She took her sweet, sweet time with my haircut too. I got shampooed several times, she massaged my temples and everything, and used all kinds of stuff on my hair. All I asked for was a shampoo and a nice cut. :lol

 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2010, 09:43:53 PM
I bet she rubbed herself on your arms as they were resting on the chair arms and then placed her big ass breasts right in your face too.  How rude! 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: demi on January 18, 2010, 10:15:25 PM
:lol He's got a whole schmotza going on down there
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Bloodwake on January 18, 2010, 10:16:14 PM
Happy Birthday, mofo.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Ganhyun on January 18, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
happy birthday man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Purple Filth on January 18, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
Happy Birthday Avatar troll  :lol
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: muckhole on January 19, 2010, 11:32:42 PM
Crap, missed this thread. Happy belated birthday, Willco!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 19, 2010, 11:57:23 PM
26!

Thanks for the belated birthday wishes, guys. Been a tough day, going to have to put down the dog tomorrow.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Federwang
Post by: Akala on January 20, 2010, 07:54:16 PM
Quote from: muckhole on January 19, 2010, 11:32:42 PM
Crap, missed this thread. Happy belated birthday, Willco!

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