Shame you're not gonna be in Vancouver, I could point you towards some hippies to brutalize.
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This thread will be complete when you return with your tale of a chase/gunfight with terrorists on skis, the last two of which you shoot while performing a double front flip off a jump, possibly in slow motion.
Bizarre anecdote #1:
My aunt, living in California, and otherwise an intelligent person, when telling her on facebook that I ship off for Whistler, said that it "sounds like Afghanistan"
I said "But not remotely as dangerous"
she replied "you hope"
Clearly, this is 24's effect on fearmongering for the North American populace. Damn you Kiefer!
If you find a bomb, don't report it, just let it explode so you don't get blamed for terrorism.
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This thread will be complete when you return with your tale of a chase/gunfight with terrorists on skis, the last two of which you shoot while performing a double front flip off a jump, possibly in slow motion.
Truly, that is the dream. :cancry
I heard theres no snow and they are flying it in. True/false?Do you mean snow machines?
If you find a bomb, don't report it, just let it explode so you don't get blamed for terrorism.
poor richard jewell :(
Boobies.
I'll be glad if no one watches the opening ceremonies, which I fear will embarrass us forever. God we're so embarrassing.
I'll be glad if no one watches the opening ceremonies, which I fear will embarrass us forever. God we're so embarrassing.
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Yup.
there are a few places in nyc to get it
there are also Tim Horton'sI knew there were lots in upstate New York, but I didn't know they made it down to the Big Apple.
in brooklyn there is a Canadian themed bar named Ontario which has $4 Canadian Whiskey drinks and sell Ketchup ChipsWomen in flannel drink for free.
there are also Tim Horton'sI knew there were lots in upstate New York, but I didn't know they made it down to the Big Apple.in brooklyn there is a Canadian themed bar named Ontario which has $4 Canadian Whiskey drinks and sell Ketchup ChipsWomen in flannel drink for free.
Wait, because it's located in Brooklyn, they'd go out of business.
I'll be glad if no one watches the opening ceremonies, which I fear will embarrass us forever. God we're so embarrassing.
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Yup.
That's Canada's greatest export. Okay, I don't know whether we've actually exported it (that would imply someone outside of Canada ate poutine), but it's awesome
I've heard that the female athletes are frisky as all get-out during Olympic week. Get'em Tiger :pimp
Ketchup Chips are Canadian wtf?
I've heard that the female athletes are frisky as all get-out during Olympic week. Get'em Tiger :pimp
It's the Steroids.
I am posting this while sitting in an outdoor hot tub in Whistler with a drink in hand. Oh yeah. :pimp
Yeah posting on the internet in a hot tub is way better than hanging out with girls in a hot tub. :pimp
I am posting this while sitting in an outdoor hot tub in Whistler with a drink in hand. Oh yeah. :pimp
your phone has a camera, doesn't it? well come on then! hop to it big boy!
I am posting this while sitting in an outdoor hot tub in Whistler with a drink in hand. Oh yeah. :pimp
your phone has a camera, doesn't it? well come on then! hop to it big boy!
(http://twitpic.com/zy625)
whose that with you?
Whistler Olympic tip #1: For the next six weeks, don't try to sell blow to random people walking home from a club at night. Because they might be cops. And they might arrest your dumb ass.
Show off your gun. ;)
Whistler Olympic tip #1: For the next six weeks, don't try to sell blow to random people walking home from a club at night. Because they might be cops. And they might arrest your dumb ass.
Such a tough guy. :smug
Boogie are you able to protect the BC children from this?
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Anecdote: I had no idea how many Australians there are in Whistler.
Without any hyperbole, I can say that just about every other person here is a frickin' Aussie
Travel between Australia and Canada is huge compared to other places.
"Hey, baby, you ever shot a gun before?" *adjusts belt* "I've got one here you can try out. You gotta be careful though or it might go off on its own, that can be kind of scary if it's your first time." :smug
What's really scary is the first time your gun goes off while you're cleaning it.
It's always best if you unload it beforehand.
I'll spell it out for you, since you apparently can't read between the lines.spoiler (click to show/hide)It's about masturbating in the shower.[close]
I'll spell it out for you, since you apparently can't read between the lines.spoiler (click to show/hide)It's about masturbating in the shower.[close]
the torch just went by my house!
Boogie are you able to protect the BC children from this?
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Poland :-\
I think probably the surest way into borelore is if I got myself arrested by boogie.
Is that hot Russian figure skater coming back this year?
Halfway through my Deployment, still no woman action. I suck.
Not much of an Olympian if he can't even make it past the opening ceremonies.
Nobody cares about this.
Shut them down, Boogie. Shut down the whole Olympics :hyper
Time for a few strategic no-knock drug busts, Boogie.
Keene: What do you want to do?
White: I don't know, man. Ride down the middle?
(Chorus of noes.)
Keene: No, have some fun.
White: Drop a double mick?
Keene: Yeah, drop a double mick at the end. Do whatever you want and [expletive] send that thing. Make sure you stomp the [expletive] out of that thing.
US vs Canada Men's Hockey is Sunday.
Don't complain. At least you're employed :(
Did British Columbia put the weed up before "the world" showed up or what?
The Russian curling team are so damn gorgeous
The Russian curling team are so damn gorgeous
The Russian curling team are so damn gorgeous
Yeah Boogie, hook a whiteboy up with some of those Russian chicks. That one blonde curler, omg.
Boogie, any incidents so far? Drunk Russia supporters running nekkid around at 1:00 AM?
Yeah Boogie, hook a whiteboy up with some of those Russian chicks. That one blonde curler, omg.
mmm, Russian women :drool
Anyway, I finally got onto the mountain to do some skiing. Absolutely incredible experience. I've never seen anything that can compare to the vista from atop Blackcomb mountain.
Amazing ski jumping finale yesterday once again.Norway's fallen off so bad we shouldn't be allowed to compete. Had me cheering for the mustache reppin' Poland. :'(
Pics? :hyper I hear Whistler's gorgeous in the winter.
Romøren has been slipping since last fall and Ljøkelsøy hasn't done shit in forever. Jacobsen was supposed to be able to bring some medals home, but he ain't done too good either.Amazing ski jumping finale yesterday once again.Norway's fallen off so bad we shouldn't be allowed to compete. Had me cheering for the mustache reppin' Poland. :'(
What happened to Romoeren and Ljoekesloy? Used to be pretty damn good. Another country that cant catch a break is Japan it seems. Poland is crap too except for Malysz, but maybe his coming will spark a bigger interest in the sport.
sportsguy33 Is Cheryl Bernard a curlgar or a milfimpian