THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 11:00:38 AM

Title: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 11:00:38 AM

Just got done talking on the phone with him and really don't know what to say.  We don't have a tight relationship...two very different people, but we don't hate each other or anything.  He still pays for my car insurance and might pay for Vet tech tuition if I do that.  Anyway, long story short...got re-married to a 30-year old woman last February (this I knew).  Said 30-year old woman is now pregnant.  Dad just turned 60 in November.   :-\

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2010, 11:06:19 AM

Your dad is a balla

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 11:06:23 AM

Keep in mind, my dad is a bear.  He's over 6 foot with a huge pot belly like a pig.  I knew there was a chance he would be having sex again after getting married but I just can't fathom him doing that. He's this big 6 foot, 230 lb grizzly. His belly goes out like 2 feet

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 25, 2010, 11:07:08 AM

She hot?

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 11:10:35 AM

no idea
not sure i wanna find out either

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 25, 2010, 12:03:21 PM

Quote from: Borys on January 25, 2010, 11:54:20 AM

fake story is fake without nekkid bear dad pics :drool

No nudes, but here is a photo of Chow Chow's father:

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2mhfv3m.jpg)

The resemblance is uncanny.

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 12:15:06 PM

that is me, im not a fake or whatever

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Tauntaun on January 25, 2010, 12:44:17 PM

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 12:15:06 PM

that is me, im not a fake or whatever

(http://i46.tinypic.com/316nuon.jpg)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Malek  :lol

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Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2010, 01:48:18 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 25, 2010, 12:44:17 PM

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 12:15:06 PM

that is me, im not a fake or whatever

(http://i46.tinypic.com/316nuon.jpg)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Malek  :lol

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where's jinfash. photoshop opportunity

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 25, 2010, 09:25:15 PM

You can't see the poor dog's eyes! :lol

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 25, 2010, 09:43:24 PM

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on January 25, 2010, 11:10:35 AM

no idea
not sure i wanna find out either

Ask your dad if he's down for some DP action.

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 25, 2010, 10:05:01 PM

Every kbear post manages to crack me up.  Sorry, dude.

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Ichirou on January 25, 2010, 11:55:00 PM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on January 25, 2010, 12:03:21 PM

Quote from: Borys on January 25, 2010, 11:54:20 AM

fake story is fake without nekkid bear dad pics :drool

No nudes, but here is a photo of Chow Chow's father:

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2mhfv3m.jpg)

The resemblance is uncanny.

Why does he have one blue eye and one brown eye?

Title: Re: ...so my dad just obliterated me
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 12:07:07 AM

He's a fucking Skrull! I knew it!