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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: pilonv1 on January 28, 2010, 12:54:41 AM

Title: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: pilonv1 on January 28, 2010, 12:54:41 AM
http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/

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The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

Apparently small breasts can look like a child or something and that makes you a pedophile ::)

This comes hot on the heels of banning female ejaculation

http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2010/01/15/female-ejaculation-films-to-be-banned-in-australia/

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The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

:auscry :auscry :auscry :auscry :auscry :auscry :auscry
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2010, 12:57:59 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 28, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
I have never heard of such a backwards country.  Female ejaculation is a myth?  ITS RARE DUMBFUCKS, jesus.  So now all small breasted woman andor girl ejaculators get to feel like freaks.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 28, 2010, 12:59:27 AM
But, but, but, Nicole Kidmen is Australian.  They have to ban Dead Calm and Eyes Wide Shut now.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: pilonv1 on January 28, 2010, 01:00:15 AM
i cant wait till our mandatory internet filter comes in and we get rid of all the freaks who love small breasted pissers and we can finally take over the world
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 28, 2010, 01:02:32 AM
See the internet to me is a place where the first amendment truly is practiced.  Its sad to think one day it may moderated.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2010, 01:05:24 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Diunx on January 28, 2010, 01:07:45 AM
lol Australia.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2010, 01:09:55 AM
Approx. 10 million Australians woke up today, read the news, and went straight to google to find video of female ejaculations.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
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The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

That's what they all say :smug
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: demi on January 28, 2010, 01:35:27 AM
Meh, nothing lost
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 28, 2010, 01:38:55 AM
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The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

That's what they all say :smug

Might as well say the female orgasm is not a real event.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2010, 01:45:40 AM
I mentioned how fucked up it was that a genetic trait like small breasts are banned but shaved vaginas are not.  Maybe the politicians don't think that pedophiles care about anything below the waist?
Female ejaculation is a myth?  ITS RARE DUMBFUCKS, jesus.  So now all small breasted woman andor girl ejaculators get to feel like freaks.
Well when you see fluid shooting out of the vagina, it is urine.  When women ejaculate, they get "wet", and that comes out of tiny pores and is probably meant as a lubricant.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: chronovore on January 28, 2010, 01:46:11 AM
It depends on who they're talking to, know what I mean?
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Moran on January 28, 2010, 01:49:54 AM
Nice to see the internet filter get priority over the student allowance overhaul, Kevin 07 :rock
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 28, 2010, 01:50:52 AM
I mentioned how fucked up it was that a genetic trait like small breasts are banned but shaved vaginas are not.  Maybe the politicians don't think that pedophiles care about anything below the waist?

This is actually a really good point. Not that this whole thing makes fucking sense anyway.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 28, 2010, 02:42:11 AM
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The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

That's what they all say :smug

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!!
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 28, 2010, 03:19:47 AM
google 'Hotaru Akane' and you tell me
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 03:25:28 AM
Is female ejaculation real or not?  I'm so confused.

I believe it is. But you can't call it 'come' or 'piss', it's just a fluid that comes out of the urethra. It's been compared to the fluid the male prostate produces. I've spent enough time reading about vaginas in their absence in my life that I'm pretty well-versed on the topic.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: jiji on January 28, 2010, 03:37:06 AM
Yes, it's real, and not that common, just like vaginal orgasm. But most of the videos of it you see on the net, especially the more extreme stuff, is faked.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2010, 04:15:09 AM
If it's on the internet and it's coming out at several mL a second, it's piss.  Even then, legislation banning urine fetishes is extreme.  It's as stupid as banning S&M.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2010, 05:10:25 AM
lol sounds like jiji is useless in bed!
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 28, 2010, 05:11:16 AM
ITT, jiji admits that he's been completely unsuccessful at inducing vaginal orgasms thus far.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: brob on January 28, 2010, 05:25:08 AM
you should get an Apadravya jiji. Even a limb microdick could set off a vaginal orgasm with one of those.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: brob on January 28, 2010, 05:42:10 AM
Do you have intimate knowledge of jiji's vagina tickling skills Dcharlie?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:teehee
[close]
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Bildi on January 28, 2010, 07:03:46 AM
At least real-life small-breasted squirters aren't banned here.

Yet. :auscry
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 28, 2010, 07:08:02 AM
Kosma, you prepared to defend those claims with firsthand documentation or empirical study? :teehee
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Bildi on January 28, 2010, 07:09:20 AM
He'll defend them handfirst. :teehee
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Kestastrophe on January 28, 2010, 07:16:17 AM
:bow Tenacious DCharlie
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 28, 2010, 07:25:49 AM
Good.

Big tits all the way.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2010, 09:05:17 AM
This really sucks, I am a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, and Abby Winters is one of my fave porn sites.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Robo on January 28, 2010, 10:12:21 AM
Shoulda posted this in the "sticky" thread so we could provide video evidence.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Brehvolution on January 28, 2010, 10:18:02 AM
Stoya annihilated.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: jiji on January 28, 2010, 10:37:39 AM
Word DCharlie. (Most) women come through stimulation of the clit during intercourse, not through you plowing away in their pussy. That is not even factoring in all the women that dont come through intercourse at all.

Yeah, this. A lot of girls you can pound away at for an hour and they'll never arrive if you don't work the clit. Other girls just need the hot sausage, so if you've got one like that, treasure her.

To the unbelievers: look around online, there's plenty of knowledge about this. Or just get a little more experience.  :teehee

This really sucks, I am a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, and Abby Winters is one of my fave porn sites.

Next they'll ban hairy girls.  :'(
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2010, 10:47:58 AM
Word DCharlie. (Most) women come through stimulation of the clit during intercourse, not through you plowing away in their pussy. That is not even factoring in all the women that dont come through intercourse at all.

Yeah, this. A lot of girls you can pound away at for an hour and they'll never arrive if you don't work the clit. Other girls just need the hot sausage, so if you've got one like that, treasure her.
I love it.  She is much quicker than I am and always gets hers and with little or no extra work from me.  I just do my thing.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2010, 10:51:45 AM
This really sucks, I am a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

It sounds less like a committee and more like a board or panel.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2010, 10:57:48 AM
Good thing I'm not in australia, I love me some squirting.
A sign that Australia is censoring too much: residents of Saudi Arabia are glad they don't live in your country.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: demi on January 28, 2010, 11:01:31 AM
Evilbore is America's Sex Party
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: jiji on January 28, 2010, 11:04:23 AM
Evilbore is America's Sex Party

New banner tagline?
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 12:04:42 PM
Lol at guys who think vaginal orgasming women are common place.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: demi on January 28, 2010, 12:14:14 PM
Lol at guys who think vaginal orgasming women are common place.

Do you fake it?
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 12:16:24 PM
There's no need, because most guys realise most women aren't going to cum from just pounding them, and take measures to make sure the girl cums too.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: demi on January 28, 2010, 12:17:37 PM
There's no need, because most guys realise most women aren't going to cum from just pounding them, and take measures to make sure the girl cums too.

Do you get really frustrated when you don't? Like... your man just isn't taking care of you, and then the next day you get really moody and burn his toast.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 12:18:25 PM
Yixian am fail?

Definitely not.

And demi, I haven't had that problem with guys who have been my boyfriend.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: demi on January 28, 2010, 12:32:32 PM
Yixian am fail?

Definitely not.

And demi, I haven't had that problem with guys who have been my boyfriend.

Try before you buy, eh
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 12:40:49 PM
No one said they don't happen, of course they do, and they're not as rare as female ejaculation, but women who cum from just vaginal penetration aren't as common as porn would have you believe, and it has nothing to do with the guy's ability or whatnot.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: jiji on January 28, 2010, 12:41:39 PM
I think comparing the female ejaculation to the female orgasm in rarity is pretty lol.  

Not just the female orgasm - nobody's making that comparison. We're talking about orgasm strictly caused by copulation.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 12:43:54 PM
LOL wait he thought we were saying the female ORGASM is as rare as ejaculation?

Haha of course not, that's absolutely ludicrous! We meant orgasm caused by JUST vaginal penetration, no clit stimulating or anything else involved.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2010, 01:10:09 PM
Sounds like you should hook up with someone Mupepe before making such a bold claim, the guy just does his thing and *pop* they go.
just my wife  :-[
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2010, 01:47:11 PM
Well this law probably only bans the type of "ejaculation" where the fluid shoots out from the girl several inches.  That actually can happen but the medical term for it is orgasmic incontinence.  Pissing yourself in ecstasy.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Sounds like you should hook up with someone Mupepe before making such a bold claim, the guy just does his thing and *pop* they go.
just my wife  :-[

Who's the chick in your avatar btw?
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2010, 02:09:37 PM
Who's the chick in your avatar btw?

charlotte church
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 02:13:04 PM
Who's the chick in your avatar btw?

charlotte church

Dayumn.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2010, 02:14:07 PM
the video is even better!  look it up on youtube.  it's from a song called "call my name" :o
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2010, 02:21:17 PM
maybe they faked :o
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
the video is even better!  look it up on youtube.  it's from a song called "call my name" :o

 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: drew on January 28, 2010, 02:55:10 PM
small tittied fem ejacs are my type :teehee
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 03:50:40 PM
No one said they don't happen, of course they do, and they're not as rare as female ejaculation, but women who cum from just vaginal penetration aren't as common as porn would have you believe, and it has nothing to do with the guy's ability or whatnot.
I don't know about that, the 2 chicks I had vaginal sex with got off on it. Maybe I'm lucky.

So? I don't see how that dissproves what I said, so you happened to be with 2 women who can cum from vaginal penetration. Two of my friends can, does it mean the rest can too? No. No one said it's non existant or an extreme rarity, just that it's no where near as common as most guys think, ie. More women can't than can. Like most guys before they have sex assume that's all they would need to do with any woman to make her cum and that's extremely misguided given that the majority it wouldn't work for.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 03:54:21 PM
I'm not at all!  :lol Its just a topic some guys can be very misguided about. Fortunately, no man I've been with has been, but its good to get the word out anyway particularly since it was already being discussed. Don't see how that's bitter.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 03:55:31 PM
I don't understand why this is even a point of contention. Every woman's body is different. Some women can ONLY orgasm through penetration, some are the exact opposite. It's not like the human body conforms to a universal law in this regard.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2010, 03:55:51 PM
Two of the women (my wife included) I've had sex with were able to have vaginal orgasms. I'm all for doing whatever is necessary to please my partner, but at the same time, there's something really hot about being able to climax simultaneously. That doesn't mean that women who can't are inferior, mind you. Everyone's biology is different, nothing wrong with that.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 28, 2010, 04:03:11 PM
The Itty Bitty Titty Committee isn't happy about this news.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: TEEEPO on January 28, 2010, 05:45:12 PM
is there an app that will show me where the clit is as well as what to do with it?
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 06:15:08 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8439000.stm

The female body is so elusive
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: elektrikluv on January 28, 2010, 06:18:49 PM
Who said I don't have a G spot? :lol

Come on dude, you have to stop with the wrong assumptions now.

Next you'll be telling me I've never had an orgasm!
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 07:04:08 PM
is there an app that will show me where the clit is as well as what to do with it?

We're halfway there!
 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Introducing the iGyn! (http://i49.tinypic.com/if245j.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2010, 07:15:39 PM
Someone explain squirting ejaculations, preferably Green Shinobi. It's hot in videos but I'd probably freak out if a chick sprayed canal juice up my nose
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2010, 07:25:16 PM
 :nsfw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland

To get an idea of where it comes out from.  It's a separate but small duct than the urethra.  In porn, with how it's gushing everywhere, that's urine.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 07:26:16 PM
:nsfw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland

To get an idea of where it comes out from.  It's a separate but small duct than the urethra.  In porn, with how it's gushing everywhere, that's urine.

It's like a side-hatch.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2010, 07:31:22 PM
:nsfw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland

To get an idea of where it comes out from.  It's a separate but small duct than the urethra.  In porn, with how it's gushing everywhere, that's urine.

It's like a side-hatch.

(http://tinyurl.com/yfbm22c)
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 28, 2010, 07:32:39 PM
:nsfw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland

To get an idea of where it comes out from.  It's a separate but small duct than the urethra.  In porn, with how it's gushing everywhere, that's urine.

It's like a side-hatch.

(http://tinyurl.com/yfbm22c)

:rofl
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: chronovore on January 28, 2010, 11:43:21 PM
is there an app that will show me where the clit is as well as what to do with it?

We're halfway there!
 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Introducing the iGyn! (http://i49.tinypic.com/if245j.jpg)
[close]
I keep mashing the "directions" button but nothing happens.  :-[
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: Raban on January 29, 2010, 04:57:43 AM
is there an app that will show me where the clit is as well as what to do with it?

We're halfway there!
 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Introducing the iGyn! (http://i49.tinypic.com/if245j.jpg)
[close]
I keep mashing the "directions" button but nothing happens.  :-[

As I said, we're halfway there. It's in beta.
Title: Re: Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too
Post by: chronovore on January 29, 2010, 10:30:06 AM
So, wait, why were small breasts banned?