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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:21:20 AM

Title: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Caligula-Director-Pushes-Porn-Into-3D-16781.html

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In the past porn has been on the cutting edge of movie technology, but this time they’re just hopping on the bandwagon. THR says Tinto Brass, the Italian director who collaborated with Gore Vidal on the infamously erotic roman history Caligula, is planning a new project. This time he’s going straight for the money shot… in 3D.

If he pulls it off, it’ll be the first ever porn movie done in 3D, assuming porn is actually what Brass is doing. He calls it a “pornographic production” but THR’s story then goes on to hint around that this might actually be a remake of Caligula. Apparently Tinto teased the plot of the project by saying he plans to “revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there.” That’s a reference to Caligula which, incidentally, he was mostly unhappy with because more sex was added in.

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           "Thank you, James Cameron!
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If this news doesn't bring back TVC, nothing will. :'(
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Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Mandark on January 29, 2010, 03:39:33 AM
I've been trying to think of a quip that does this justice, and I've got nothing.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2010, 09:41:36 AM
This will obviously be better than Avatar.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: T234 on January 29, 2010, 09:46:28 AM
I wonder if TVC knows this.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Positive Touch on January 29, 2010, 09:55:52 AM
i thought there already was a 3D porno?
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Diunx on January 29, 2010, 10:10:12 AM
:bow James Cameron :bow2, Malcolm McDowell as Tiberius or no buy.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on January 29, 2010, 12:33:04 PM
THICK PENIS... IN 3D

 :nsfw :nsfw
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Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 29, 2010, 12:35:00 PM
Sex and Zen 3D (http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/01/3d-sex-and-zen/) will beat it to the punch.
cumming next year.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Raban on January 29, 2010, 12:35:03 PM
:rock
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 29, 2010, 01:11:04 PM
The head lawnmower scene in 3D  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 29, 2010, 01:17:46 PM
I wonder if TVC knows this.

he posted it on his fb page earlier today, so yes.  he said he's only in if Malcolm McDowell and Helen Mirren reprise their roles.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 29, 2010, 05:50:38 PM
The head lawnmower scene in 3D  :lol :lol :lol
:yuck
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 29, 2010, 05:51:02 PM
What happened to TVC, btw? ???
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2010, 01:38:35 PM
This will be awesome. Onboard.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2010, 10:18:11 AM
Hopefully Tinto Brass employs an army of that fine Italian ass he places in all of his movies.
Title: Re: Avatar changes everything: Caligula to be remade in 3D
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 01, 2010, 05:51:13 PM
Hopefully Tinto Brass employs an army of that fine Italian ass he places in all of his movies.

That booty's gonna be poppin' out all over the screen. :drool