clearly nintendosbooger, trying to nick some of your Wii haul
clearly nintendosbooger, trying to nick some of your Wii haul:lol :lol :lol
QuoteHave any of your neighbors noticed similar foot prints on their roofs? Have you let the police know?
not noticed anything, our roof is a bit taller than most too.
lol, we let the police know - useless as ever : "oh we already patrol that area - what else can we do?"
Clearly this was the act of aliens. They're taking you home, dcharlie!
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items? I can do this.spoiler (click to show/hide)The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon. Maybe I just need to ship that over...[close]
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items? I can do this.spoiler (click to show/hide)The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon. Maybe I just need to ship that over...[close]
Guns are pretty much* illegal in Japan.
*You can get them for hunting.
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items? I can do this.spoiler (click to show/hide)The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon. Maybe I just need to ship that over...[close]
Guns are pretty much* illegal in Japan.
*You can get them for hunting.
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items? I can do this.spoiler (click to show/hide)The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon. Maybe I just need to ship that over...[close]
Guns are pretty much* illegal in Japan.
*You can get them for hunting.
you can? holy shit. What if I said I wanted to hunt pedophiles?
The only type of firearm which a Japanese citizen may even contemplate acquiring is a shotgun.[5] Sportsmen are permitted to possess shotguns for hunting and for skeet and trap (p.27)shooting, but only after submitting to a lengthy licensing procedure.[6] Without a license, a person may not even hold a gun in his or her hands.
The licensing procedure is rigorous. A prospective gun owner must first attend classes and pass a written test.[7] Shooting range classes and a shooting test follow; 95 per cent pass.[8] After the safety exam, the applicant takes a simple 'mental test' at a local hospital, to ensure that the applicant is not suffering from a readily detectable mental illness. The applicant then produces for the police a medical certificate attesting that he or she is mentally healthy and not addicted to drugs.[9]
The police investigate the applicant's background and relatives, ensuring that both are crime free. Membership in 'aggressive' political or activist groups disqualifies an applicant.[10] The police have unlimited discretion to deny licenses to any person for whom 'there is reasonable cause to suspect may be dangerous to other persons' lives or properties or to the public peace'.[11]
Gun owners are required to store their weapons in a locker, and give the police a map of the apartment showing the location of the locker. Ammunition must be kept in a separate locked safe. The licenses also allow the holder to buy a few thousand rounds of ammunition, with each transaction being registered.[12]
Civilians may also apply for licenses to possess air rifles--low-power guns that are powered by carbon dioxide rather than by gunpowder.
Civilians can never own handguns. Small calibre rifles were once legal, but in 1971, the Government forbade all transfers of rifles. Current rifle license holders may continue to own them, but their heirs must turn them into the police when the license-holder dies.[13] Total remaining rifle licenses are 27,000.[14] Even shotguns and air rifles, the two legal types of firearm, are becoming rarer and rarer, as few people find it worthwhile to pass through a burdensome gun licensing process. The number of licensed shotguns and air rifles declined from 652,000 in 1981 to 493,373 in 1989.[15]
Although there is no mandatory minimum penalty for unlicensed firearm possession, 81 per cent of sentences for illegal firearm or sword possession are imprisonment for a year or more, perhaps because most gun crimes are perpetrated by professional criminals.[16] The maximum penalty is ten years in prison and a one million yen fine.
I wish we had those kinds of regulations for firearms in America. One shotgun for mentally stable, qualified citizens is fair!
There is only one solution. Hire me to do your security. I will live on the roof of your house like a polish Ghost Dog.
Don't you have the house under security service?
It is common in Poland to have a outside company securing your house. Of course there aren't any guards outside just alarms and systems connected to their HQ. Sometimes cats and drogs trigger them and the sec. comp. calls you immediatly asking what it was.
yeah, plus i know several people who have worked for security firms like the one Borys talks about and each has said the systems are, largely, useless.
If someone wants in , they'll get in.
yeah, plus i know several people who have worked for security firms like the one Borys talks about and each has said the systems are, largely, useless.
If someone wants in , they'll get in.
I thought all you guys knew kung-fu ???
I thought he lived in WA. ???
I thought he lived in WA. ???
DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
I thought he lived in WA. ???
DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
I thought he lived in WA. ???
DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
I think I confused him with you for a second. :lol :teehee
So DCharlie may I suggest the latest form of home protection?
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I thought he lived in WA. ???
DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
I think I confused him with you for a second. :lol :teehee
So DCharlie may I suggest the latest form of home protection?
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/223_29y1rtv.gif)
I thought he lived in WA. ???
DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
Hitler Stole My Potato is also Washingtonian, I believe.
DC, you should seriously set up some kind of camera feed, just to see what you're dealing with.
You could hook it up to the web so you (and we) can check while you're at work too.
Aren't Oscar and Swaggaz also Japanbore?I thought he lived in WA. ???
DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
clearly Icon-hood is overrated. bah.
clearly Icon-hood is overrated. bah.
You are such the "bah" type.
DC, I'm on break now so if you give me a shotgun and a steady supply of onigiri and beer I will be your door troll for 2 months!
seems a bit racist to us maths/karate compotent fellows.
hmmm....
came back last night. About 9pm. WTF.
someone wants mah Xbox games clearly.
QuoteOh, this is fucked up. Sow how'd you know this guy was there at 9 PM? This is getting kind of scary.
because we were on the top floor and we could hear someone scratching around.
Lock once again needs replaced, whoever it is - it's a pro. It could also be a ploy to get us to open the door.
Time to wire the door to the mains.
Probably just some ninthing you shamed on gaf. He just wants to break in a put a mario statue next to your computer monitor and snap a pic that he'll try to shame you with on gaf.
I have to wonder if you got targeted on an Aki game-buying spree and some crazy-otaku type is trying to get your stuff.
...I just wanted to cuddle w/ you Charlie & got scared. :(
I am working on a new alter ego 8)
also, someone i work with pretty much has that name.
In true Japan and Bore fashion, you should have a dildo blade. A knife blade hidden under the guise of a dildo. When they see you with the dildo jiggling in your hand, they'll laugh. Until you fling the jiggling piece of man meat and hit them in the face to reveal a shiny blade.
In true Japan and Bore fashion, you should have a dildo blade. A knife blade hidden under the guise of a dildo. When they see you with the dildo jiggling in your hand, they'll laugh. Until you fling the jiggling piece of man meat and hit them in the face to reveal a shiny blade.
If by problem solved you mean increase hate crimes against minorities in Kentucky?
T234: Hey, isn't that the nipponese that is breaking into dcharlie's house?
Tehjaybo: Actually, I think that guy's Mexican.
T234: LET'S GET 'EM
QuoteHave you started the process of owning a shotgun yet?
i will ask the father in law, he seems to have a ton of weapons including a rather nice sword.
In true Japan and Bore fashion, you should have a dildo blade. A knife blade hidden under the guise of a dildo. When they see you with the dildo jiggling in your hand, they'll laugh. Until you fling the jiggling piece of man meat and hit them in the face to reveal a shiny blade.Blade? If you think, upon seeing a foreigner coming at them with a dildo, any Japanese man is going to experience anything other than abject terror or a horrified sense of resignation, you're discounting the local psychology.
If by problem solved you mean increase hate crimes against minorities in Kentucky?
T234: Hey, isn't that the nipponese that is breaking into dcharlie's house?
Tehjaybo: Actually, I think that guy's Mexican.
T234: LET'S GET 'EM
Do like Burn Notice and spray some liquid silicone where getting across gets a little trickyPolice: so this guy that was bothering you just slipped and died?
Hire Rebel as a security guard. I'm sure his ky ass needs a job.