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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: dcharlie on February 01, 2010, 11:56:32 PM

Title: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: dcharlie on February 01, 2010, 11:56:32 PM
... from our roof top , that's on top of our 3 story high front house
... in the snow

lol wtf ?!

So basically, i woke up this morning and went onto the roof to check out the snow. When i opened the door , before i stepped out i noticed some footprints in the snow. No one goes onto the roof, ever. Unless its to hang out clothes (which wasn't going to happen in the snow!)

Anyways, i took a photo thinking "lol, what the..." - i had a peek at the wall leading towards the front of the house and thought there were footprintish marks in the snow, but again thought nothing of it.

i go to work, back home the father in law goes and has a look and discovers someone had obviously had a go at getting the door open and that they'd managed to completely detach one of the locks.

It looks like whoever it is has been up there before trying to get in. The amazing thing is the climb they'd have to make to get up there. They've clearly been scaling the pipes and then somehow getting up the final piece using... um... i dunno.... Spiderman hands?

So it was either Altair , Enzo, Faith or one of those pesky Fuck Gravity/Free runner guys. 

Needless to say we are repairing the door, changing locks, adding lazer security etc.

I was initially a little freaked, now i'm just bemused by the whole thing: Who the feck attempts burglary which involves a decent climb in poor conditions?


Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 02, 2010, 12:01:40 AM
Arvie :wag
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 02, 2010, 12:03:23 AM
I wasn't trying to rob you, I just like climbing pipes and ripping off doors with my bare hands. 
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2010, 12:03:50 AM
Whoa. That's nuts.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 02, 2010, 12:04:45 AM
I would be way more freaked out if I were you. O_o
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2010, 12:05:25 AM
Have any of your neighbors noticed similar foot prints on their roofs? Have you let the police know?

You should get a bunch of dudes together and try to see if you guys can get up there. :lol
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Post by: Purple Filth on February 02, 2010, 12:07:30 AM
i would say a specific someone here but this is actually serious business so i will leave it.

thats crazy and you guys need to be careful.
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Post by: Rman on February 02, 2010, 12:13:10 AM
Weird and creepy.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 12:14:11 AM
clearly nintendosbooger, trying to nick some of your Wii haul
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Post by: Ichirou on February 02, 2010, 12:15:18 AM
:lol
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Post by: drew on February 02, 2010, 12:22:09 AM
leave a note saying something

"dear dicks, cut the bullshit, you know what im talking about"

then put a home security sticker on the door
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Post by: Raban on February 02, 2010, 12:24:11 AM
clearly nintendosbooger, trying to nick some of your Wii haul

Flawless.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2010, 12:24:48 AM
clearly nintendosbooger, trying to nick some of your Wii haul
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2010, 12:53:04 AM
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Have any of your neighbors noticed similar foot prints on their roofs? Have you let the police know?

not noticed anything, our roof is a bit taller than most too.

lol, we let the police know - useless as ever : "oh we already patrol that area - what else can we do?"




Time to head over to Kabukicho and hire some protection.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: muckhole on February 02, 2010, 12:55:37 AM
Clearly this was the act of aliens. They're taking you home, dcharlie!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
As a precautionary measure, why don't you try coating the entire roof with some incredibly slippery substance...oh.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Raban on February 02, 2010, 12:56:28 AM
Clearly this was the act of aliens. They're taking you home, dcharlie!

tbh this was the first thing I thought of, but I wasn't gonna say anything

OP reminds me of that scene in Signs
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Post by: tehjaybo on February 02, 2010, 01:25:33 AM
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items?  I can do this. 

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The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon.  Maybe I just need to ship that over...
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2010, 01:39:25 AM
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items?  I can do this. 

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The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon.  Maybe I just need to ship that over...
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Guns are pretty much* illegal in Japan.

*You can get them for hunting.
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Post by: Raban on February 02, 2010, 01:40:06 AM
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items?  I can do this. 

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The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon.  Maybe I just need to ship that over...
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Guns are pretty much* illegal in Japan.

*You can get them for hunting.

Tell the gunshop owner you're hunting the most dangerous game.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 01:44:27 AM
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items?  I can do this. 

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The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon.  Maybe I just need to ship that over...
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Guns are pretty much* illegal in Japan.

*You can get them for hunting.

you can? holy shit. What if I said I wanted to hunt pedophiles?
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2010, 01:45:39 AM
Do you need me to suggest some home defensive items?  I can do this. 

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The parts for my shotgun are coming in soon.  Maybe I just need to ship that over...
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Guns are pretty much* illegal in Japan.

*You can get them for hunting.

you can? holy shit. What if I said I wanted to hunt pedophiles?

They talked about it a little in the film Babel.

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The only type of firearm which a Japanese citizen may even contemplate acquiring is a shotgun.[5] Sportsmen are permitted to possess shotguns for hunting and for skeet and trap (p.27)shooting, but only after submitting to a lengthy licensing procedure.[6] Without a license, a person may not even hold a gun in his or her hands.

The licensing procedure is rigorous. A prospective gun owner must first attend classes and pass a written test.[7] Shooting range classes and a shooting test follow; 95 per cent pass.[8] After the safety exam, the applicant takes a simple 'mental test' at a local hospital, to ensure that the applicant is not suffering from a readily detectable mental illness. The applicant then produces for the police a medical certificate attesting that he or she is mentally healthy and not addicted to drugs.[9]

The police investigate the applicant's background and relatives, ensuring that both are crime free. Membership in 'aggressive' political or activist groups disqualifies an applicant.[10] The police have unlimited discretion to deny licenses to any person for whom 'there is reasonable cause to suspect may be dangerous to other persons' lives or properties or to the public peace'.[11]

Gun owners are required to store their weapons in a locker, and give the police a map of the apartment showing the location of the locker. Ammunition must be kept in a separate locked safe. The licenses also allow the holder to buy a few thousand rounds of ammunition, with each transaction being registered.[12]

Civilians may also apply for licenses to possess air rifles--low-power guns that are powered by carbon dioxide rather than by gunpowder.

Civilians can never own handguns. Small calibre rifles were once legal, but in 1971, the Government forbade all transfers of rifles. Current rifle license holders may continue to own them, but their heirs must turn them into the police when the license-holder dies.[13] Total remaining rifle licenses are 27,000.[14] Even shotguns and air rifles, the two legal types of firearm, are becoming rarer and rarer, as few people find it worthwhile to pass through a burdensome gun licensing process. The number of licensed shotguns and air rifles declined from 652,000 in 1981 to 493,373 in 1989.[15]

Although there is no mandatory minimum penalty for unlicensed firearm possession, 81 per cent of sentences for illegal firearm or sword possession are imprisonment for a year or more, perhaps because most gun crimes are perpetrated by professional criminals.[16] The maximum penalty is ten years in prison and a one million yen fine.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Bebpo on February 02, 2010, 01:46:07 AM
Maybe it was a snow monkey wearing people shoes?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 01:47:05 AM
'mental test' :(

it was a nice dream
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Post by: Raban on February 02, 2010, 01:49:29 AM
Perfect, they even know the best gun to use against a human being at close range.

It's like the Japanese government is BEGGING you to fortify your home security with a brand new shotgun.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 02, 2010, 01:53:19 AM
I wish we had those kinds of regulations for firearms in America. One shotgun for mentally stable, qualified citizens is fair!
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Post by: tehjaybo on February 02, 2010, 03:07:46 AM
I wish we had those kinds of regulations for firearms in America. One shotgun for mentally stable, qualified citizens is fair!

Horseshit.

And those standardized tests are so stupid that even us psychopaths can pass them. 

"If you walked past a little girl while carrying your gun would you..."
A.) Shoot her.
B.) Put down your loaded gun and rape her.
C.) Offer her a ride in your van, and offer candy.
D.) Keep walking.

I mean the obvious answer is B, but I suppose if we're testing for my mental sanity I can pick D. 



Shotguns are decent home defense.  Are there limitations to the size of the gun there in Japan?  You could get some good AMERICAN shotgun and do some modifications to it to make a nice home defense system.  I mean, I could still take my shotgun hunting once I get my stuff done to it, but I don't think there's any point in hunting with a pistol-grip shorty shotgun.  And it's not like you'll be carrying it, you'll just have it in your house, so you don't have to go through any kind of concealment testing, and you wouldn't have to worry about the crazy Japanese gun hating police getting on your case, because why would they be in your house anyway.

Guns are just plain good ideas.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 03:11:36 AM
And in winter 2010, as a direct result of this thread, DCharlie was arrested in suburban Tokyo for the shotgun murder of Santa Claus.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2010, 03:41:32 AM
Scary stuff. A burglar willing to climb onto a 3 story roof is probably crazy as fuck. Time to get all Home Alone on his ass and turn the snow into pure ice, so he slips off next time he comes
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Post by: bork on February 02, 2010, 04:07:47 AM
Glad nothing happened, DC!  Maybe you should put up a note on the roof that says something like "WE KNOW.  WE ARE WATCHING."  or some kind of "trap" and try freaking the guy out, should he come back. 

Freakiest story I ever read about a break-in in Japan was from a JET-related message board, IIRC.  This guy and his girlfriend were either totally smashed or just too absent-minded that night, but they went to sleep and left the door unlocked.  When they woke up in the morning, they found dirty footprints leading to where they kept their cash and right up to the bedside.   :o
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Post by: Ichirou on February 02, 2010, 04:26:16 AM
Oh fuck me, that's freaky.
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Post by: chronovore on February 02, 2010, 06:40:52 AM
Christ, dee-charles, that'd freak me out substantially with the family there. Whenever I hear weird noises, I roll out all Rambo style, keeping an eye out for which motion-activated lights are already on...

There is only one solution. Hire me to do your security. I will live on the roof of your house like a polish Ghost Dog.

I believe the term instead of "dog" is "Polish Ghost Sausage."
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: bork on February 02, 2010, 06:45:31 AM
Don't you have the house under security service?

It is common in Poland to have a outside company securing your house. Of course there aren't any guards outside just alarms and systems connected to their HQ. Sometimes cats and drogs trigger them and the sec. comp. calls you immediatly asking what it was.

This is Japan we're talking about.  I can't believe how many homes I have been inside where they didn't even bother locking the front door most of the day or even at night.  My in-laws are guilty of this and would leave the door unlocked 24/7, only locking it when they left the house.  I used to wait until they went to sleep at night and would then go lock the door when I was staying with them.  The excuse was always "nobody is going to come into these homes and steal anything, relax."

If I were a thief, I'd be hitting Japanese homes (especially the ones in the country) left and right.
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Post by: bork on February 02, 2010, 06:49:56 AM
yeah, plus i know several people who have worked for security firms like the one Borys talks about and each has said the systems are, largely, useless.

If someone wants in , they'll get in.



Really?  I'd always heard that alarm systems usually work decently enough in scaring people off, just because the noise draws attention to the area.  My parents use a system where they call your house within seconds of the alarm going off and ask for a password.

EDIT: Ah, Borys's description sounds different.  The American alarm systems are for when doors and windows are forcibly opened or broken, not outside stuff.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 07:50:53 AM
yeah, plus i know several people who have worked for security firms like the one Borys talks about and each has said the systems are, largely, useless.

If someone wants in , they'll get in.


They're not designed to stop people getting in really; they're a deterrent. The surveillance footage makes them easier to catch, that's about all you can hope for. We have the Alsok surveillance cameras at our place and they didn't even stop ME from breaking in when we forgot our keys, and we're on the second floor. Still, there is so much low-hanging fruit in Tokyo that basically any attempt at security seems to be enough to keep the thieves looking elsewhere.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 02, 2010, 07:28:17 PM
I thought all you guys knew kung-fu ???
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Post by: Raban on February 02, 2010, 10:27:47 PM
I thought all you guys knew kung-fu ???

Karate.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 02, 2010, 10:47:37 PM
just change your name to Ching Chong Charlie, DC. With 'good at math' as your custom tag.
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Post by: bork on February 02, 2010, 11:15:24 PM
:rofl

But you gotta ask The Fake Shemp!
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2010, 09:51:15 AM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/a4b0ffdfd2bd08.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 03, 2010, 10:20:58 AM
In Japan?
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2010, 10:27:44 AM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2010, 10:49:50 AM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???

DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2010, 12:08:28 PM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???

DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.

I think I confused him with you for a second.   :lol   :teehee

So DCharlie may I suggest the latest form of home protection?

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/223_29y1rtv.gif)
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Post by: T234 on February 03, 2010, 12:12:41 PM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???

DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.

Hitler Stole My Potato is also Washingtonian, I believe.
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Post by: T234 on February 03, 2010, 12:13:35 PM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???

DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.

I think I confused him with you for a second.   :lol   :teehee

So DCharlie may I suggest the latest form of home protection?

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/223_29y1rtv.gif)


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Raban on February 03, 2010, 12:13:57 PM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???

DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.

I think I confused him with you for a second.   :lol   :teehee

So DCharlie may I suggest the latest form of home protection?

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/223_29y1rtv.gif)

Wow :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2010, 12:30:26 PM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???

DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.

Hitler Stole My Potato is also Washingtonian, I believe.

Yep, he is.
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Post by: tehjaybo on February 03, 2010, 12:45:26 PM
DC, you should seriously set up some kind of camera feed, just to see what you're dealing with.
You could hook it up to the web so you (and we) can check while you're at work too.

:drool
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Post by: chronovore on February 03, 2010, 11:14:36 PM
I thought he lived in WA.  ???

DCharlie, Cormac, Chronovore, Ch1ch1lla and Groo are Japan Bore.
MAF, Prole, TVC, Goofygoober and myself are from Washington.
Aren't Oscar and Swaggaz also Japanbore?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2010, 12:36:13 AM
why does it not say Ching Chong Charlie yet *taps foot*
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2010, 12:46:31 AM
clearly Icon-hood is overrated. bah.
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Post by: chronovore on February 04, 2010, 12:53:28 AM
clearly Icon-hood is overrated. bah.

You are such the "bah" type.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2010, 12:55:52 AM
clearly Icon-hood is overrated. bah.

You are such the "bah" type.

Black sheep o' the family. :rock
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2010, 01:18:43 AM
sshhh, don't let boogie hear that
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 04, 2010, 01:40:59 AM
DC, I'm on break now so if you give me a shotgun and a steady supply of onigiri and beer I will be your door troll for 2 months!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2010, 02:00:04 AM
DC, I'm on break now so if you give me a shotgun and a steady supply of onigiri and beer I will be your door troll for 2 months!

A drunken ch1inchilla wandering around at night on my roof with a shotgun...i'd never fucking sleep!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2010, 07:08:32 PM
seems a bit racist to us maths/karate compotent fellows.



not to late to change the tag to 'good at math, bad at spelling'...
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
I don't even know how to use a SOFTWARE spellchecker :tophat
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 08:22:38 PM
Or it's the Sfag Emperor trying to kill you in your sleep.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 16, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
hmmm....

came back last night. About 9pm. WTF.

someone wants mah Xbox games clearly.



Oh, this is fucked up.  Sow how'd you know this guy was there at 9 PM?  This is getting kind of scary.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 16, 2010, 08:26:54 PM
Did you call the cops?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 08:28:15 PM
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Oh, this is fucked up.  Sow how'd you know this guy was there at 9 PM?  This is getting kind of scary.

because we were on the top floor and we could hear someone scratching around.

Lock once again needs replaced, whoever it is - it's a pro. It could also be a ploy to get us to open the door.

Time to wire the door to the mains.

Any of your neighbors having this problem? That's really creepy man, hope everything works out in your favor.
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Post by: tehjaybo on February 16, 2010, 08:51:14 PM
Fly me to J-land and I'll bring my doorbuster.  I'll handle it for you.

But really.  You need to get some more security or something, or maybe put a note on the door saying "I have a gun.  If you get this door open, you will have a hole in your stomach.  Have a nice day"
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Post by: Ichirou on February 16, 2010, 08:51:38 PM
Go for the razor wire on the edges of the roof, that way the dude will trip and fall to his death. :rock
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 08:52:16 PM
DCharlie, any chance you're being targeted since you're a foreigner? I mean, you've been there forever, but still...
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 16, 2010, 08:56:52 PM
Probably some radical pro Nintendo terrorist.

Seriously, that sucks and if they just keep unlocking the locks and then bailing,  then that's probably worse than some random burglar wanting some of your shit.
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 16, 2010, 08:57:20 PM
Probably just some ninthing you shamed on gaf. He just wants to break in a put a mario statue next to your computer monitor and snap a pic that he'll try to shame you with on gaf.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 16, 2010, 09:06:37 PM
Pretty creepy, dude. I hope it all works out well. I kind of want to use it as the basis for a Projectionist episode, except it is a demon trying to scratch inside.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 16, 2010, 09:35:20 PM
Probably just some ninthing you shamed on gaf. He just wants to break in a put a mario statue next to your computer monitor and snap a pic that he'll try to shame you with on gaf.

Guess Kobun Heat really didn't appreciate that Wii Troll Haiku
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Post by: bork on February 16, 2010, 09:53:53 PM
I have to wonder if you got targeted on an Aki game-buying spree and some crazy-otaku type is trying to get your stuff.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 11:03:06 PM
I have to wonder if you got targeted on an Aki game-buying spree and some crazy-otaku type is trying to get your stuff.

Aren't some otaku being profiled and attacked by muggers in Akihabara? I'm guessing they wouldn't fuck with DC, though.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 17, 2010, 12:50:22 AM
Time for some poisoned caltrops, DC. Something fast-acting, like Black Nikka.
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 17, 2010, 10:21:17 AM
Need moar securitah!

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Post by: lordmaji on February 17, 2010, 10:28:55 AM
...I just wanted to cuddle w/ you Charlie & got scared. :(
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 17, 2010, 10:33:10 AM
...I just wanted to cuddle w/ you Charlie & got scared. :(

He wants to scruff you with his goatee.  :-*
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: chronovore on February 17, 2010, 10:37:33 AM
You heard them scratching around? Did you call the cops or go down with a Tool of Persuasion? Christ, I'd be losing my shit, and you seem really rational.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: tehjaybo on February 17, 2010, 11:15:01 AM
So I have a pretty important question here...

WHY ARE YOU NOT CHING CHANG CHARLIE YET?
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: tehjaybo on February 17, 2010, 11:19:33 AM
I am working on a new alter ego  8)

also, someone i work with pretty much has that name.

 :lol

Have you started the process of owning a shotgun yet?
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Mupepe on February 17, 2010, 12:17:49 PM
In true Japan and Bore fashion, you should have a dildo blade.  A knife blade hidden under the guise of a dildo.  When they see you with the dildo jiggling in your hand, they'll laugh.  Until you fling the jiggling piece of man meat and hit them in the face to reveal a shiny blade.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: muckhole on February 17, 2010, 12:18:05 PM
Creepy as shit that they came back. I know security has been mentioned, and I may have missed it, but have you thought about picking up a security cam setup? You can get some relatively cheap, and if whoever is doing this comes back a third time, at the very least you'll get an idea of who your dealing with, and potentially something for the cops to work with.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 17, 2010, 12:23:50 PM
In true Japan and Bore fashion, you should have a dildo blade.  A knife blade hidden under the guise of a dildo.  When they see you with the dildo jiggling in your hand, they'll laugh.  Until you fling the jiggling piece of man meat and hit them in the face to reveal a shiny blade.

He should just have a minigun up his butt.  That way he can bend over in a schoolgirl's out fit and the burglar will be like "OMG PANTIES" and then he could shot him with his butt gun.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Tauntaun on February 17, 2010, 12:39:28 PM
In true Japan and Bore fashion, you should have a dildo blade.  A knife blade hidden under the guise of a dildo.  When they see you with the dildo jiggling in your hand, they'll laugh.  Until you fling the jiggling piece of man meat and hit them in the face to reveal a shiny blade.

This.  :-*
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: M3wThr33 on February 17, 2010, 04:09:24 PM
 :drake

Really? 3 pages and no one used this? It's like no one PLAYED the game about THIS MAN BEING A THIEF!
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: tehjaybo on February 17, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
If by problem solved you mean increase hate crimes against minorities in Kentucky? 

T234: Hey, isn't that the nipponese that is breaking into dcharlie's house?
Tehjaybo: Actually, I think that guy's Mexican.
T234: LET'S GET 'EM

 :drake
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: bork on February 17, 2010, 04:36:37 PM
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Have you started the process of owning a shotgun yet?

i will ask the father in law, he seems to have a ton of weapons including a rather nice sword.


Mine sold his family sword off when he was a teenager.   :-\
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: chronovore on February 17, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
In true Japan and Bore fashion, you should have a dildo blade.  A knife blade hidden under the guise of a dildo.  When they see you with the dildo jiggling in your hand, they'll laugh.  Until you fling the jiggling piece of man meat and hit them in the face to reveal a shiny blade.
Blade? If you think, upon seeing a foreigner coming at them with a dildo, any Japanese man is going to experience anything other than abject terror or a horrified sense of resignation, you're discounting the local psychology.

Caveat: The thief is probably not Japanese. We all know the criminals in Japan are only those dirty foreigners.

My wife brought up a good question: do you have any easily scaled/hopped walls? Can you put potted plants, crenellated battlements, razor-wire, or some other form of dissuasion atop them?
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 17, 2010, 06:56:57 PM
Do like Burn Notice and spray some liquid silicone where getting across gets a little tricky
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Powerslave on February 17, 2010, 07:36:20 PM
:patel
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2010, 08:24:56 PM
If by problem solved you mean increase hate crimes against minorities in Kentucky? 

T234: Hey, isn't that the nipponese that is breaking into dcharlie's house?
Tehjaybo: Actually, I think that guy's Mexican.
T234: LET'S GET 'EM

So Mupepe wasn't happy with ripping me off, he's ripping off dcharlie now too?  :'(
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: whocares on February 17, 2010, 09:30:43 PM
Hire Rebel as a security guard. I'm sure his ky ass needs a job.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: brawndolicious on February 17, 2010, 09:37:06 PM
Do like Burn Notice and spray some liquid silicone where getting across gets a little tricky
Police: so this guy that was bothering you just slipped and died?
DC: yup.
P: By breaking his ankle?
DC: He died of his injuries, yes.
Title: Re: wtf, someone tried to break in to the house last night....
Post by: chronovore on February 23, 2010, 11:31:02 PM
Hire Rebel as a security guard. I'm sure his ky ass needs a job.

Mentioning "ky ass" in an Evilbore thread can lead to no good.
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