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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 01:21:12 PM

Title: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 01:21:12 PM
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I picked this up the other day because I was going to buy the first movie for 10 dollars anyway, why not get the lower quality sequels for 5 bux each in a neat package. To be honest tho, my nostalgia was taking me for a ride. The movie just isn't that good aside from one scene which is just badass. First off, what's with the directors choice to show me this whenever possible:

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I mean why open a scene with that shot in the first place? I was pretty young back then but its easy to understand if I selectively forgot that ol Jeff was a sex symbol of some sort. I also hated the whole girl knows computer angle just cause they couldnt back it up. She's a self proclaimed 'hacker' but she stumbles and fumbles and gawks in wonder at a unix based system running the park. OMG I JUST GOTTA FIND RITE FILE:

(http://ariana.scifilunatic.com/Graphics/Gallery/albums/Jurassic_Park/Page3/normal_cardback.jpg)

Then there's that scene where the man HIRED to care for the health of the DINOSAURS has apparently forgotten to check the sick dinosaur's eyes for pupil dilation. So the guy who is apparently the expert, and labeled VET in the subtitles, avoided doing some of the most basic exercises for locating symptoms and instead sat there going "I DUNNO".

Then there's the GREAT ICE CREAM DEBATE where two of the main characters shove ice cream in their face to discuss the implications of the park. Which leads me to the bigger question, you know all that food the kids are shoving their face with when they get back to the vistors center? WHERE DID IT COME FROM? Everyone was sent home the night before. A night of open air for all of that food would have fucking RUINED IT. I mean its clearly there to serve as an element of the wooo everything is ok NO ITS NOT RAPTORS scene, but jesus christ couldnt they have found the food in generic sliding door fridge units or SOMETHING?

This leads me to believe that not only can the Raptors test electric fences, kill an experienced HUNTER, OPEN DOORS, and KILL SAMUEL L JACKSON, but they are also expert chefs!

The best part of the movie, and probably the only part that didnt die to deflated nostalgia was:

(http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/jp/s-trex1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 01:22:25 PM
I've never been a big fan of any Jurassic Park films. Just not my cup of tea. :-[
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Solo on December 17, 2006, 01:22:32 PM
Newsflash: the movie has always been shit. But I'll be damned if the visual effects arent still mighty impressive, and I like the score.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 01:23:29 PM
Lost World the book was wayyyy better than the movie.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 02:06:24 PM
Jurassic Park is far from the best mainstream blockbuster Spielberg film. Hell, War of the Worlds is better than Jurassic Park.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 02:19:28 PM
Jurassic Park is far from the best mainstream blockbuster Spielberg film. Hell, War of the Worlds is better than Jurassic Park.

Shut up

I watched Jurassic Park last night, along with Lord of the Rings: ROTK, Gladiator, The Matrix, and 5 minutes of Judge Dredd (it sucked so bad I had to turn the TV off).

MAF all your complaints seem like very weak nit-pickings, especially when aimed toward an adventure movie. I don't think anyone's first complaint about an adventure movie is going to be how unrealistic small parts are such as the girl's alleged hacking skills. If you're going to nit-pick something as insignifigant as that I'm suprised you aren't complaining about the very point of the movie: that the world's greatest scientists would be stupid enough to use frog DNA to fill in gene sequences and NOT know the possible dangers in sex transformation. If you can get by that, you can get by a little girl wishing she was a hacker.

In fact my opinion is that the scientists at Jurassic Park were not that smart. It makes more since to think that they were quickly assembled by John Hammond, paid a bunch of money, and then pushed to create the dinosaurs with little research or experimentation. Remember, Hammond offered Dr. Grant and his girlfriend a bunch of money to come to the island on the spot and then told them they'd be leaving for the island in less than a week. He was like a mad scientist. And when you think of the movie from that angle, it makes perfect sense.

The movie is filled with amazing scenes, and to say the T-Rex scene is the only good one is being a little too hyperbolic, even for you. The rapter scene in the kitchen is one of the best scenes in the movie. The chase scene with the T-Rex. The rapter hunting scene. Hammond's confrontation with Ellie Sattler over dinner (the "flea circus" scene). Or what about Dennis' 15 minute dash to sell the dino DNA, and his hilarious demise? The movie is filled with awesome action/adventure scenes.

Jurassic Park is a great adventure movie, and it stands the test of time by even today's standards. In fact, it surpasses them in some ways. The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park look much better than the "dragon" in Eragon. In fact, the only good dragon in that movie is shown for like 3 seconds at the very end of the movie, to set up the sequel.



Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 02:21:45 PM
Jurassic Park is far from the best mainstream blockbuster Spielberg film. Hell, War of the Worlds is better than Jurassic Park.

I watched Jurassic Park last night, along with Lord of the Rings: ROTK, Gladiator, The Matrix, and 5 minutes of Judge Dredd (it sucked so bad I had to turn the TV off).

Wow. That's like 10 hours of movies.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 02:24:50 PM
Indeed. TNT was fucking awesome last night
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 02:28:32 PM
Jurassic Park sucks, PD, you're just a fanboy because it's a fable for the Christian home-schooled: you shouldn't tamper in God's domain!

AHUAHUA
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Garnet on December 17, 2006, 02:34:46 PM
the first one was awesome. It was something new and exciting then they bloody ruined it with the shit sequels. Boo I say. Boo.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 17, 2006, 02:38:08 PM
God PD, shut the fuck up about frog DNA.  The movie sucked.  HORRIBLE acting, cheesy plot, and no real ending.

Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 17, 2006, 02:41:13 PM
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Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: whiteACID on December 17, 2006, 02:46:31 PM
Jurassic Park is still a great movie.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 02:54:38 PM
The ONLY people who love JP are those who were young when it came out and got caught up in the mania. I was 7 or 8 when it came out and I knew even then Jaws, Indiana Jones, CE3K, & ET were far better.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:04:07 PM
The ONLY people who love JP are those who were young when it came out and got caught up in the mania. I was 7 or 8 when it came out and I knew even then Jaws, Indiana Jones, CE3K, & ET were far better.

ET is the most overrated movie of all time.

Indiana Jones>Jaws>Jurassic Park>*


And it looks like all the babes agree with me. I WIN
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 03:09:43 PM
Yea, ET does suck, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 03:14:18 PM
The ONLY people who love JP are those who were young when it came out and got caught up in the mania. I was 7 or 8 when it came out and I knew even then Jaws, Indiana Jones, CE3K, & ET were far better.

ET is the most overrated movie of all time.

Indiana Jones>Jaws>Jurassic Park>*


And it looks like all the babes agree with me. I WIN
No one can call Jurassic Park better than CE3K. It is one of the top films Spielberg EVER did. It was in that AFI Top 100 films of all time that you posted sir(#64)!

How can you call JP better than CE3K? It's one of the most beloved "blockbuster" films Spielberg did and damn was it amazing.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 03:16:41 PM
ET is a fuckin' turd
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 03:17:17 PM
ET is a fuckin' turd
I liked ET but Indiana Jones, Jaws, and CE3K are better.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:20:23 PM
The ONLY people who love JP are those who were young when it came out and got caught up in the mania. I was 7 or 8 when it came out and I knew even then Jaws, Indiana Jones, CE3K, & ET were far better.

ET is the most overrated movie of all time.

Indiana Jones>Jaws>Jurassic Park>*


And it looks like all the babes agree with me. I WIN
No one can call Jurassic Park better than CE3K. It is one of the top films Spielberg EVER did. It was in that AFI Top 100 films of all time that you posted sir(#64)!

How can you call JP better than CE3K? It's one of the most beloved "blockbuster" films Spielberg did and damn was it amazing.

CE3K is almost more overrated than ET. Granted I haven't seen it since I was 10, but if I remember correctly it was extremely boring with a terrible ending that didn't warrant watching the movie.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 03:21:18 PM
The ONLY people who love JP are those who were young when it came out and got caught up in the mania. I was 7 or 8 when it came out and I knew even then Jaws, Indiana Jones, CE3K, & ET were far better.

ET is the most overrated movie of all time.

Indiana Jones>Jaws>Jurassic Park>*


And it looks like all the babes agree with me. I WIN
No one can call Jurassic Park better than CE3K. It is one of the top films Spielberg EVER did. It was in that AFI Top 100 films of all time that you posted sir(#64)!

How can you call JP better than CE3K? It's one of the most beloved "blockbuster" films Spielberg did and damn was it amazing.

CE3K is almost more overrated than ET. Granted I haven't seen it since I was 10, but if I remember correctly it was extremely boring with a terrible ending that didn't warrant watching the movie.
Your AFI list states you never have seen it though
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:24:12 PM
I've seen it; forgot to bold it, along with Mutiny on the Bounty (which rocks).
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 03:24:21 PM
You mean RAIDERS was better. Crusade was by-the-numbers family fare, and Temple of Doom is downright Uwe Boll-esque.

Jaws is pretty eh. Spielberg's the Steven King of directors -- his products are supremely accessible and likewise supremely predictable. He's a mass-market champion and he has a Neil Peart-like technical excellence, but he hasn't brought anything new to the table since the late 70s. He's the dude the studios go to when they need their summer action blocksbuster to pull in good critical ratings; there's nothing of the auteur about him, really. I think Ridley Scott's the better and more challenging director, if we're talking prole-appeal.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 03:26:58 PM
Ridley Scott is one hell of a director. Everyone HAS to see the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven. The theatrical cut was a pretty bad movie but the director's cut is arguably better than Gladiator.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 03:28:52 PM
Alien still blows me away to this day -- it set the formula for the modern superthriller, and it holds up better than its many, many subsequent imitators.

However, I blame Ridley for introducing inferior directors to the frame-skip epic battle sequence with Gladiator. NOBODY has used it correctly since.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 03:31:07 PM
I liked Alien more than Aliens. Both great but Alien is better. I might be biased since I prefer Ridley Scott as a director to James Cameron.


Also I know its a weird movie but I find Scott's movie Legend rather fun.  :-\
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:32:14 PM
You mean RAIDERS was better. Crusade as by-the-numbers family fare, and Temple of Doom is downright Uwe Boll-esque.

Jaws is pretty eh. Spielberg's the Steven King of directors -- his products are supremely accessible and likewise supremely predictable. THere's nothing of the auteur about him. I think Ridley Scott's the better and more challenging director, if we're talking prole-appeal.

You don't like Jaws?  :-\

RAIDERS is classic. Temple of Doom was decent but disappointing. Crusade is amazing because it got back to fighting Nazis while adding some very cool things (CONNERY).

I think the only Scott movies I've seen are Gladiator, Alien, and Thelma and Louise, all of which rocked. Everyone says Blade Runner is imo awesome so I'll check it out.

Spielberg is still a brilliant director though. Even I can admit that movies like ET revolutionalized modern films in many ways. That still doesn't stop it from sucking in my eyes. Hook>ET :punch

-Indiana Jones (Raiders and Crusade)
-Jaws
-Duel
-The Color Purple
-Amistad (criminally underappreciated)
-Saving Private Ryan
-AI
-Minority Report
-Jurassic Park
-CE3K (another innovative movie, but I just wasn't impressed as a kid)

Not many directors have such varied, awesome lists of films under their belt.

Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 03:33:57 PM
I liked Alien better, too; in fact, nowadays, it's the ONLY one of the series I'll consistently watch. Aliens is well-shot and fun to view from time to time, but the sets look hokey and there's just too much Cameron-styled directorial bombast -- it's like the insulin shock of cinema.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 03:34:19 PM
You forgot Schindler's List, PD

And Cheebs, I guess I have to check out that director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven because the theatrical cut was pretty god-awful.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:35:30 PM
Alien is one of the scariest movies I've ever seen, if not the scariest. The idea of being chased by some douche in a mask is simply not scary to me; I could outrun that fucker Michael Myers with a bladder full of Corona.

On the other hand, the idea of unknowingly being impregnated by an alien species and having it bust out of my stomach at a random moment in time...damn.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 03:35:51 PM
Hey, leave PD alone, his favorite movie is Forrest Gump after all. :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 03:36:19 PM
There's nothing challenging in that list. In fact, they fall into two category: summer blockbusters, and preachy maudlin historical commentaries. His best moment is probably Saving Private Ryan, because it wasn't shot in his typical style and DID have a big influence on the war epic. Call me when he gets REAL variety like the works of Hitchcock, Herzog, or Cronenberg.

Temple of Doom is PURE CRAP. It has an awful plot, awful acting, terrible progression, and some really REALLY awkward shots. A few big staged sequences does not make a good directorial outing; it just means you have budget and a good crew.

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Jurassic 5

of all the Freudian slips, this one rules :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:37:45 PM
There's nothing challenging in that list. In fact, they fall into two category: summer blockbusters, and preachy maudlin historical commentaries. His best moment id probably Saving Private Ryan, because it was shot in his typical style and DID have a big influence on the war epic.

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Jurassic 5

of all the Freudian slips, this one rules :lol
:lol :lol :lol

Wow my mind is in another place; I was actually listening to them as I typed that. Amazing band
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 17, 2006, 03:40:34 PM
Alien still blows me away to this day -- it set the formula for the modern superthriller, and it holds up better than its many, many subsequent imitators.

However, I blame Ridley for introducing inferior directors to the frame-skip epic battle sequence with Gladiator. NOBODY has used it correctly since.
What is this frame skip you speak of?
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 03:42:16 PM
They skip a couple of frames to give the battle scenes this very "heart pusling" beat.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 03:42:55 PM
It's when they replay a battle sequence at 12 frames per second with high sepia saturation and post-processing -- it's supposed to make the battle look adrenalized and frenzied, and capture the sort of feeling a combatant gets where time seems to reduce itself to individual intense snapshots of action and confusion. It worked in Gladiator -- kinda. It hasn't worked since.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:43:11 PM
Hey, leave PD alone, his favorite movie is Forrest Gump after all. :lol
WRONG

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I got somethin' to say. And then I ain't gonna say no more. He took advantage of me. An' if you fine, fancy gentlemen ain't gonna do nothin' about it, then you're just a bunch of lousy, yella, stinkin' cowards, the - the whole bunch of ya, and your fancy airs don't come to nothin'! Your Ma'am'in' and your Miss Mayellarin' - it don't come to nothin', Mr. Finch, not... no.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 03:43:54 PM
Ah, to Kill a Mockingbird... :-*



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Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:45:45 PM
It's when they replay a battle sequence at 12 frames per second with high sepia saturation and post-processing -- it's supposed to make the battle look adrenalized and frenzied, and capture the sort of feeling a combatant gets where time seems to reduce itself to individual intense snapshots of action and confusion. It worked in Gladiator -- kinda. It hasn't worked since.

At least in Gladiator you can still see exactly what's happening in the battles. Movies like BATMAN BEGINS rock, but they use that technique to very poor results. The fight in the first few minutes of the movie (in the prison) is so frenzied and shaky it's terrible.

But for an even better example of this, watch ERAGON :-\
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 03:46:13 PM
Gladiator rocks. Watched some of it last night. I'll never forget seeing it in the theaters.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 03:47:45 PM
Yeh, if anything Batman Begins' action scenes were a little too "wtf is happening" for my tastes. :-\
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 03:48:47 PM
Yeh, if anything Batman Begins' action scenes were a little too "wtf is happening" for my tastes. :-\
The Bourne Supremacy had the same bullshit. Ugh.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 03:49:14 PM
Gladiator rocks. Watched some of it last night. I'll never forget seeing it in the theaters.

Hopefully you didn't watch it with complete buffons.

"Wait, that's how Julius Caeser died? I thought he got killed by Bruton?"


I kid you not :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 03:51:20 PM
My friends aren't morons. If anything, I was the one making the most jokes.

We all walked out thinking....that was fucking awesome. Being 12/13 helped. It was the most awesome movie experience I had up until that time. Possibly still is, as I'm not the biggest LOTR fan.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 03:52:05 PM
Yeh, if anything Batman Begins' action scenes were a little too "wtf is happening" for my tastes. :-\
The Bourne Supremacy had the same bullshit. Ugh.

Yeah, but that's because it was directed by a fuckin' hack. :-*
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Cheebs on December 17, 2006, 03:54:51 PM
And Cheebs, I guess I have to check out that director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven because the theatrical cut was pretty god-awful.
I thought the theatrical KoH was shit. It really shows when depending on what day it is I would call the director's cut of it better than Gladiator.

My top 5 Ridley movies are

1. Blade Runner
2. Alien
3. Kingdom of Heaven (DC)
4. Gladiator
5. Black Hawk Down

I also have to mention Thelma & Louise, Legend, and Matchstick Men. All great stuff.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 17, 2006, 04:14:44 PM
Jurassic park was an awesome movie dammit I still think its an amazing movie. From a technical aspect it still holds up which to me is surprising. But its that damn score that puts everything together and really does the movie some justice.

I hated the last two Jurassic Park movies, but I'll watch 3 from time to time. Fuck Lost World I watched it once at the theater and have been able to avoid that trash since. I'll keep to the book for that one.

And yes having been a kid around the time of it coming out might have to do with me liking it more. But at least JP is better than ET.

Anyone got a updated pic of the Tom Boy girl from JP? I'd like to see how she's uh "Grown UP"
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 05:12:04 PM
Lol PD sharing opinions.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 05:13:03 PM
Its clear PD wants in on some of THIS:

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Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Vizzys on December 17, 2006, 06:38:24 PM
ET sucked, I hate anyone who disagrees. I will kill you and dump your remains into a New Mexico landfill.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 06:44:49 PM
Drinky Crow's Good List for the Day of Sunday 12/17/2006:
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Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 17, 2006, 06:55:55 PM
I think the only spielberg movie I liked was IJ.  And that's only because it tried to be a popcorn movie. 

JP: OMG Dinosaurs
ET: OMG Aliens.
SL: OMG Holocaust.
Jaws:OMG Um...Jaws.

Maybe CE3K is good but I haven't watched it.

And yes, Ridley Scott takes a shit in Spielberg's mouth.  Spielberg always tries to make Godfather like movies where there's actually no plot, but he wants it to be seen as "original" and "authentic".

But he fails so please boycott his next movie.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 06:58:48 PM
There's no plot in Godfather :lol

Please stop posting before you further embarrass yourself
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 07:04:47 PM
Drinky Crow's Good List for the Day of Sunday 12/17/2006:
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I said ET sucks too.  :'(
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2006, 07:06:10 PM
Drinky Crow's Good List for the Day of Sunday 12/17/2006:
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CajoleJuice
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 07:08:09 PM
I was the first person to say ET sucked :'(
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Vizzys on December 17, 2006, 07:16:53 PM
Bu bu bu but I made a clever reference to the atari game that was dumped into a new mexico landfill.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 07:22:35 PM
HAY GUYS ET SUCKS, AM I COOL NOW? :-*
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Vizzys on December 17, 2006, 07:28:37 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 07:30:46 PM
CUT MY LIFE IN2 PIECES
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 08:09:37 PM
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Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 08:11:43 PM
Meh, Shoop Da Woop is better.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 08:12:44 PM
I dunno, if iirc it has some racist background.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 08:13:58 PM
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 08:16:39 PM
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Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 08:19:02 PM
Can someone fill me in on this meme?
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 08:20:15 PM
It's my dick in a box!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bkKyn1tHpqs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bkKyn1tHpqs)
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 17, 2006, 08:23:07 PM
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Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Vizzys on December 17, 2006, 08:24:35 PM
That was yesterdays SNL skit, it was awesome and unexpected.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2006, 08:35:36 PM
The song is really damn catchy too. I want it in audio form. :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 17, 2006, 10:04:35 PM
The song is really damn catchy too. I want it in audio form. :lol

Yeah. :D
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 17, 2006, 11:51:07 PM
There's no plot in Godfather :lol
Please stop posting before you further embarrass yourself
You liked that shit?

It was one of the most trashy, worthless films of all time.  If you actually knew about the book, you'd know the author was trying to make a hit book and not anything of value.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2006, 11:53:42 PM
The "Godfather Sucks" camp must be pretty lonely. Are you its only member?  :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 12:06:30 AM
The "Godfather Sucks" camp must be pretty lonely. Are you its only member?  :lol
...I'm going to give you a history lesson:

You said "love godfather, love the world!"

You get severely owned on this.

Many people tell you that the movie's worthless and that the book was originally called by critics (FUCKING WHAT?) trash and that when it was made into a movie critics considered it high art.

It is shit.

Spielberg, I believe, tries to make shit like this.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: TVC15 on December 18, 2006, 12:48:26 AM
I watched JP on cable last night.  Probably the first time I've seen it in ten years.  Boy, the effects have aged beautifully.  But jeez, in my youthful astonishment, I never realized that the movie was a t-rex sized turd.

Not only did I spot most of the things MAF mentioned (this was during a pretty idle, non-critical viewing, too), but jesus christ does the movie take forever to get going.  And then the aforementioned cool scene happens, and then the movie gets boring.  Aside from the t-rex sequence, the kitchen sequence, and the generator sequence, the whole movie is pretty boring shit.  Aside from the inclusion of kids, this hardly even feels like a Spielberg movie.  Any hack these days could've knocked this out, substandard script and all.  I guess back in 93 it took someone of Spielberg's ability to manage the still awesome effects shots.

And boy, the script is awful, and a LOT of the acting is very poor.  What the fuck is Goldblum doing?  He plays Malcolm so much like Seth Brundle that I'm half expecting his skin to crack open and reveal a fly underneath.  Both children are especially abominable, even by Spielberg standards.  Richard Attenborough aside, there are no GOOD memorable performances in this movie, and even Attenborough's character gets some serious groaners.  The things Malcolm says in relation to chaos theory are so off base as to be completely laughable.  Sam Neill shows the charisma of a wad of soggy cardboard.  Laura Dern is so misused that I find it hard to believe that it's Lula from Wild at Heart.

The movie sucks.  I'm embarassed I ever liked it.  It's not even good as camp.  As I said before, it's not that it aged poorly; quite the contrary, I think it's aged very well - I just don't think it was ever a good movie.  I think we were just easily wowed by the eye candy 13 years ago.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: TVC15 on December 18, 2006, 12:50:39 AM
The "Godfather Sucks" camp must be pretty lonely. Are you its only member?  :lol
...I'm going to give you a history lesson:

You said "love godfather, love the world!"

You get severely owned on this.

Many people tell you that the movie's worthless and that the book was originally called by critics (FUCKING WHAT?) trash and that when it was made into a movie critics considered it high art.

It is shit.

Spielberg, I believe, tries to make shit like this.

The Godfather is the perfect example of something that's trash as a book, but class as a movie.  So is James Bond. 

The first two Godfather movies are absolutely fucking epic.  I'm not sure I can name any movies that feel as epic as the first two Godfather flicks.  Not the LOTR movies.  Not Star Wars.

Yeah, they're both as long as hell, but it's a worthwhile trip.  Not to mention that no matter what you think of their quality all three (yes, all of them) Godfather flicks are required viewing if you're into Mafia-related drama.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 18, 2006, 12:53:43 AM
I havent seen godfather, but Coppala knows what he is doing.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: drozmight on December 18, 2006, 12:56:32 AM
Jurrassic Park is good for one reason. Sam Jackson.

I emulate his Jurrassic Park character at work. I light up a cig, and speak linux commands aloud to myself and yell, "Look at this god damn workstation!"

Either that or I emulate the fat dude.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 12:58:03 AM
The "Godfather Sucks" camp must be pretty lonely. Are you its only member?  :lol
...I'm going to give you a history lesson:

You said "love godfather, love the world!"

You get severely owned on this.

Many people tell you that the movie's worthless and that the book was originally called by critics (FUCKING WHAT?) trash and that when it was made into a movie critics considered it high art.

It is shit.

Spielberg, I believe, tries to make shit like this.

The Godfather is the perfect example of something that's trash as a book, but class as a movie.  So is James Bond. 

The first two Godfather movies are absolutely fucking epic.  I'm not sure I can name any movies that feel as epic as the first two Godfather flicks.  Not the LOTR movies.  Not Star Wars.

Yeah, they're both as long as hell, but it's a worthwhile trip.  Not to mention that no matter what you think of their quality all three (yes, all of them) Godfather flicks are required viewing if you're into Mafia-related drama.

Thank you. I've never heard anyone make such idiotic claims against Godfather as Am Nintendo has done.

We aren't talking about the book, at all. Puzo worked closely with Coppala on the script, and it's brilliant. As White Man pointed out, people don't know who James Bond is due to the book - they know him because of the movies. You'd be suprised how many shitty, unimportant books were turned into brilliant movies.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: drozmight on December 18, 2006, 12:59:31 AM
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the vending machines.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 18, 2006, 01:00:14 AM
PD's opinions on movies are such crap lol.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 01:01:40 AM
Meh. Outside of Forrest Gump none of my favorite movies have been lambasted here. I'm more of a whipping boy for snobby movie buff assholio types.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 18, 2006, 01:02:38 AM
Forrest Gump is a great movie!! I love it. I think I cried when I saw it in theaters.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 01:02:42 AM
The Godfather is the perfect example of something that's trash as a book, but class as a movie.  So is James Bond. 
The first two Godfather movies are absolutely fucking epic.  I'm not sure I can name any movies that feel as epic as the first two Godfather flicks.  Not the LOTR movies.  Not Star Wars.
Yeah, they're both as long as hell, but it's a worthwhile trip.  Not to mention that no matter what you think of their quality all three (yes, all of them) Godfather flicks are required viewing if you're into Mafia-related drama.
I thought the acting was good but I hated the story too much.  Overall, the movies weren't that bad but my problem with them were that they were too overhyped.  And the first Star Wars trilogy failed because it tried to put nostalgia into a sci-fi (really aweful idea) and LOTR just seemed like generic fantasy jizzfest.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 18, 2006, 01:03:34 AM
Hey look at me i hate stuff thats popular.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: drozmight on December 18, 2006, 01:05:01 AM
I luv yuuu Jennay.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Mupepe on December 18, 2006, 01:05:27 AM
Goddammit.  I'm never going to watch the movie again.  I loved it when I was little and you little fucks aren't going to ruin this for me.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 01:11:08 AM
The Godfather is the perfect example of something that's trash as a book, but class as a movie.  So is James Bond. 
The first two Godfather movies are absolutely fucking epic.  I'm not sure I can name any movies that feel as epic as the first two Godfather flicks.  Not the LOTR movies.  Not Star Wars.
Yeah, they're both as long as hell, but it's a worthwhile trip.  Not to mention that no matter what you think of their quality all three (yes, all of them) Godfather flicks are required viewing if you're into Mafia-related drama.
I thought the acting was good but I hated the story too much.  Overall, the movies weren't that bad but my problem with them were that they were too overhyped.  And the first Star Wars trilogy failed because it tried to put nostalgia into a sci-fi (really aweful idea) and LOTR just seemed like generic fantasy jizzfest.

Now you're backtracking. Originally you stated the acting sucked. Please stop trying to act different - you're embarrassing yourself
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: TVC15 on December 18, 2006, 01:15:09 AM
The Godfather is the perfect example of something that's trash as a book, but class as a movie.  So is James Bond. 
The first two Godfather movies are absolutely fucking epic.  I'm not sure I can name any movies that feel as epic as the first two Godfather flicks.  Not the LOTR movies.  Not Star Wars.
Yeah, they're both as long as hell, but it's a worthwhile trip.  Not to mention that no matter what you think of their quality all three (yes, all of them) Godfather flicks are required viewing if you're into Mafia-related drama.
I thought the acting was good but I hated the story too much.  Overall, the movies weren't that bad but my problem with them were that they were too overhyped.  And the first Star Wars trilogy failed because it tried to put nostalgia into a sci-fi (really aweful idea) and LOTR just seemed like generic fantasy jizzfest.

It might be kinda hard to appreciate The Godfather's story conventions since nearly everything from the first two movies has been aped and rehashed by so many shows and movies paying tribute and just plain ripping off.

It's almost like trying to watch Rear Window, but being just about toally uninterested because you've seen the premised aped a zillion times.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 01:20:01 AM
I actually haven't seen many bad mob movies. Not counting the Godfather there are many very good ones out there, such as Goodfellas. And the Sopranos was pretty interesting too.

It's not like an awesome action movie like...say Aliens (I know you don't like that movie so you can pick another one), which changed the genre and then was rehashed and revised countless times to utterly horrible results for two decades lol
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 01:21:09 AM
Now you're backtracking. Originally you stated the acting sucked. Please stop trying to act different - you're embarrassing yourself
That was about Jurassic Park, not godfather.
It might be kinda hard to appreciate The Godfather's story conventions since nearly everything from the first two movies has been aped and rehashed by so many shows and movies paying tribute and just plain ripping off.
It's almost like trying to watch Rear Window, but being just about toally uninterested because you've seen the premised aped a zillion times.
Yeah but I expected it to get the hype it did since it had a different take on what a crime movie should be like, then I saw it was just about how italian maufia's operate and how apparantly getting shot and being bugged by the FBI can make some people mad and therefore "interesting characters".  I KNEW it was going to be something that was ripped off but I didn't watch it for that.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 18, 2006, 09:24:35 AM
am nintendolt has arguably worse taste than PD. :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 18, 2006, 10:45:29 AM
I dunno....
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 10:56:13 AM
am nintendolt has arguably worse taste than PD. :lol
:lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 02:12:53 PM
am nintendolt has arguably worse taste than PD. :lol
If you can not see how annoying it is to see PD type paragraphs late at night about how Jurassic Park is good then you are so far stuck up your own ass it is not even worth argueing.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 02:13:53 PM
am nintendolt has arguably worse taste than PD. :lol
If you can not see how annoying it is to see PD type paragraphs late at night about how Jurassic Park is good then you are so far stuck up your own ass it is not even worth argueing.

And you were typing paragraphs last night about how bad Godfather sucks. Which is worse? :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 02:17:42 PM
And you were typing paragraphs last night about how bad Godfather sucks. Which is worse? :lol :lol :lol
Yeah I did that just to piss you off.  Much more motivation.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Mupepe on December 18, 2006, 02:21:13 PM
The Godfather is awesome.   :-*

And there is a bad mob movie, PD.  It's called "The Godfather Part III."  Holy fucking crap was it sucktastic.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 02:23:10 PM
I doubt that considering your hate for Godfather is pretty well documented here. Go ahead and embarrass yourself though - pay me no mind.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/godfather/

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/godfather_part_ii/

I was wrong, seems like you do have company. Hopefully Vincent Canby feels as dumb as you do right now
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 02:23:33 PM
The Godfather is awesome.   :-*

And there is a bad mob movie, PD.  It's called "The Godfather Part III."  Holy fucking crap was it sucktastic.

Meh, it wasn't terrible imo.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Mupepe on December 18, 2006, 02:24:01 PM
I watched all 3 of them back to back and in comparison to the first two, it was fucking awful.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 02:24:35 PM
You realize just a few posts above you you'll see points I made against the movies?
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 02:25:28 PM
I watched all 3 of them back to back and in comparison to the first two, it was fucking awful.

Well of course. Comparing any movie to Godfather I/II is never pretty though lol. III doesn't hold a candle to them in any way, but it's still a decent movie. Andy Garcia is fucking badass in it
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Mupepe on December 18, 2006, 02:26:19 PM
Forrest Gump is a great movie!! I love it. I think I cried when I saw it in theaters.
I love Forrest Gump.  One of my favorite movies ever. 

And PD, Andy Garcia is a bad ass in anything!
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Bloodwake on December 18, 2006, 02:27:13 PM
Goddammit.  I'm never going to watch the movie again.  I loved it when I was little and you little fucks aren't going to ruin this for me.

Pretty much. I'm scared now.

Last time I watched it a few years ago though, while it wasn't nearly one of my favorite films of ALL TIME, it was still decent.

I'm afraid to watch Godfather part III as well.... for obvious reasons. The first two were so awesome that I just don't want the third one to ruin it for me.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Mupepe on December 18, 2006, 02:29:06 PM
Yeah.  I saw JP when it came on TV a while back and it was still enjoyable.  I was also going to buy it on DVD soon, but not anymore.

And dude, The Godfather Part III will fuck with your mind if you love the first two.  You'll be left saying...

whatthefuckisthisshit.jpg
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 18, 2006, 02:39:44 PM
Arguing with am nintendolt is like trying to carry on an intelligent conversation with your plastic wall hanging.

JUST DON'T DO IT... ;)
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 02:40:37 PM
Good idea!
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 02:42:37 PM
Arguing with am nintendolt is like trying to carry on an intelligent conversation with your plastic wall hanging.
JUST DON'T DO IT... ;)
Except he was also argueing with other people.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 18, 2006, 02:43:32 PM
No, I mean generally. Its just not a good idea. ;)
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 02:48:27 PM
We weren't argueing, I knew what his point was and what he was going to back it up with so there was no way I had to do anything more then disagree with him.  Do you think I would try to make a good arguement against Jurassic Park when it's been so clearly said by other people before I even read the thread?

We're taking an unfunny situation (PD's intelligence) and making it funny.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 18, 2006, 02:52:35 PM
What are you talking about, nintendolt? I'm talking about you hating on Godfather of all things. Your taste is obviously skewered towards crap (hence your undying love for Nintendo products), and there's no use trying to argue against you. Taste is taste, even if its crappy. ;)
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 02:58:47 PM
Actually I've always been biased against nintendo, some good games though.  And yes, I made points for the Godfather, probably you're just a film making wannabe that feels being a bitch makes his opinion more important.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 18, 2006, 03:02:56 PM
Actually I've always been biased against nintendo, some good games though.  And yes, I made points for the Godfather, probably you're just a film making wannabe that feels being a bitch makes his opinion more important.

What the fuck does that mean? And I suppose because you're a gamer, you're a wannabe who acts like a bitch. ::)

You see, this isn't even worth the effort.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 03:06:16 PM
I'm going to make it simple:

I make a point.  Valid one that many people did not see or know.

You disagree.  Don't say why.

You become a bitch.


Now that makes you have a problem, being a bitch!
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 03:07:42 PM
I'm done too. Anyone who says the Godfather sucks - especially for such an idiotic reason - doesn't deserve attention.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 18, 2006, 03:08:23 PM
"I make a point. Valid one that many people do not see or know."

I'm arguing with some dipshit who hasn't even mastered the English language yet! :lol


How does the Godafther suck, again, other than "WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAH MY OPINIONS AM BEST"?
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 03:11:07 PM
Bu bu bu - but the book sucks! So the movie am stupid how is it I know dat cause I'm smart!
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 03:11:40 PM
I'm done too. Anyone who says the Godfather sucks - especially for such an idiotic reason - doesn't deserve attention.
Right the critics don't deserve attention when it comes to the book?  The story wasn't much, acting was decent.  Shouldn't be considered a great movie then.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 03:12:29 PM
Bu bu bu - but the book sucks! So the movie am stupid how is it I know dat cause I'm smart!
You disliked Judge Dredd after five minutes you complete motherfucking idiot.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 03:16:07 PM
I'm done too. Anyone who says the Godfather sucks - especially for such an idiotic reason - doesn't deserve attention.
Right the critics don't deserve attention when it comes to the book?  The story wasn't much, acting was decent.  Shouldn't be considered a great movie then.

The acting was "decent"

Marlon Brando. Robert Duvall. James Caan. Al Pacino. Diane Keaton. "Decent"

 :lol :lol :lol

We're not discussing the book. Why can't you get that through your head? The script Puzo and Copalla turned in was brilliant. It's not the same as the book word for word, so please.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 03:21:06 PM
Bu bu bu - but the book sucks! So the movie am stupid how is it I know dat cause I'm smart!
You disliked Judge Dredd after five minutes you complete motherfucking idiot.

Why do you keep changing the subject, referencing my liking of Jurassic Park and my dislike of 5 minutes of Judge Dredd? Those opinions are far more sane than your dislike of Godfather :lol :lol

btw
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/judge_dredd/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jurassic_park/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/godfather/

 :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 03:22:07 PM
We're not discussing the book. Why can't you get that through your head? The script Puzo and Copalla turned in was brilliant. It's not the same as the book word for word, so please.
"so please" what the fuck?

The story isn't good.  It is the story of the novel.  Crash had a horrible story and decent acting, anybody that disliked the story would hate the movie.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 18, 2006, 03:26:02 PM
Wait, what the fuck - is am nintenho saying Judge Dredd is better than The Godfather? Joke character total.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 03:27:13 PM
 :lol

You fault Godfather for story (which is laughable) and then hail Judge Dredd? Pri-or-ities son
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: brawndolicious on December 18, 2006, 03:34:13 PM
I'm saying that idiots give opinions on movies that they've seen five minutes of, I don't think it's better then Godfather.  Godfather, however, is still a stinking pile of shit.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 18, 2006, 03:51:13 PM
Judge Dredd is pretty bad. lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 18, 2006, 04:53:42 PM
Judge Dredd rox!

"I AM THE LAW" lolz
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 05:12:26 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 18, 2006, 05:14:53 PM
ROB SCHNEIDER > GODFATHER
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 18, 2006, 05:22:44 PM
I AM THE LAW
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 18, 2006, 05:24:30 PM
MISTER I AM TEH LAW
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 18, 2006, 05:25:52 PM
I liked the movie well enough, and had the SNES game which was pretty hard.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 05:26:40 PM
The first battle scene in that movie is so bad it's laughable. Stalone's hammy lines are just horrible, and it's brought to light when he starts telling his gun what to do.

"Activate Double Whammy"
"Rapid auto fire on"
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 18, 2006, 05:26:45 PM
I rented the SNES game and returned it out of frustration.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 18, 2006, 05:27:18 PM
IM GOING TO CUT YOU EARE 2 EAR LAW MAN
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 18, 2006, 05:28:33 PM
I think I mostly liked the movie cause of the idea that when a guy gets old enough they send him out into the wasteland with a gun and book of law. That rocks.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 18, 2006, 05:33:58 PM
Just like in real life.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park - Looking Back
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 18, 2006, 05:39:22 PM
Wait, what the fuck - is am nintenho saying Judge Dredd is better than The Godfather? Joke character total.

For realz. :lol