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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on August 08, 2006, 09:42:12 PM

Title: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: omg_lemurs on August 08, 2006, 09:42:12 PM
I've done research into the subject and there seems to be two seperate species in the Hebrew Genus. Israeli Commando Jew, and Neurotic New York Woody Allen Screen Writer Jew. The question I pose is what causes the Jewish people to lose their fighting spirit once you've uprooted them from their natural habitat of Israel and placed them whithin the vicinity of say... Long Island, Brooklyn, or Florida.

To find the answer we have to look at the theories posed by Charles Darwin. The theory that organisms must change in to adapt to their habitat if they are to have any chance of survival. To get started we should look at the two different typical habitats where one might find a Jew. Israel for example is a desert. Clean air, lot's of sunshine, a society with a unique culture that's lasted thousands of years. So what is it about this area that causes the Super Elite Commando Jew to be the dominant species? One theory is simply this: The Earths Yellow Sun.

That's right. There's something within the Jews own unique DNA that causes their dormant super powers to rise to the surface when exposed to Earths yellow sun over their homeland in Israel.

New York on the other hand is filled with smog, polution. The skyscrapers block out the light of the sun. This causes a decrease in physical strength and hand eye coordination and an increase in mental capacity. The Hebhagellian Glands activate causing stereotypical "Jewy" like behavior anyone who's been to New York, Florida, or Hollywood would definately be aware of.

There is still much research to be done but we are making progress and this is a very exciting territory we continue to uncover and I hope you support us by writing your congressmen asking to provide us with funding. I'll keep you guys updated.
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 08, 2006, 09:43:56 PM
wow first post, awesome  :o  :'(
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2006, 09:45:18 PM
So how does the smell of money effect the behavior of the Jews you have studied so far?
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: TVC15 on August 08, 2006, 09:51:00 PM
You're not allowed to make jew jokes if you're not jewish.
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2006, 09:53:32 PM
Well can I at least make them build me a pyramid?
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: APF on August 08, 2006, 09:53:39 PM
Someone called me anti-semantic; I don't even know what that means!
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: omg_lemurs on August 08, 2006, 09:59:17 PM
Well can I at least make them build me a pyramid?

I don't know why you guys are making these hurtful comments when all I'm trying to do is examine the difference between Israeli Jews and Brooklyn Jews.

Oh, and slaves didn't build the pyramids.
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 08, 2006, 10:05:13 PM
you ever been to Brookyn lemurs?
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 08, 2006, 10:06:41 PM
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Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: Christopher on August 08, 2006, 10:09:54 PM
I'm a jew! ... but I'm not a jew at the same time.
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: omg_lemurs on August 08, 2006, 10:10:13 PM
I hope a movie exec never views this forum. :x Anyone here who's looking to get into the movie business and is caught posting in this thread will be put on the list...

As for your theory on the creation of commando jews being terrorist muslims...

Why didn't European Jews fight back during WWII?

Because they were outside of Israel and beyond the point where they can benefit from the super powers.

Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 08, 2006, 10:10:49 PM
Oh, and slaves didn't build the pyramids.

Aliens?

 :shh
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: omg_lemurs on August 08, 2006, 10:12:57 PM
Oh, and slaves didn't build the pyramids.

Aliens?

 :shh

 :shh
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 08, 2006, 10:15:47 PM
Someone called me anti-semantic; I don't even know what that means!

You hate bloated Anti-Virus programs, duh!
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: BobbyRobby on August 08, 2006, 10:17:37 PM
The Jews who are in USA are mostly Ashkenazi Jews, or European Jews.  They have a different culture, and ethnic makeup than the jews living in Israel.
Title: Re: A Brief Thesis on the Jewish People
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 08, 2006, 10:19:05 PM
Keep this shit in Opa-Ages.  Read the ToS, if you can read at all.