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Title: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
Post by: Diunx on February 13, 2010, 07:46:30 PM: I'm gonna jerk off.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2010, 07:47:39 PM: OP nailed it.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2010, 08:00:46 PM: Gonna drink until I black out, then probably wake up in the neighbor's yard. Good times.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2010, 08:05:25 PM: Oh, and I'll play Mass Effect 2, too.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 13, 2010, 08:05:40 PM: i thought yesterday was v day
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Post by: The Sceneman on February 13, 2010, 08:09:55 PM: Oh its today isnt it... yeah well theres no scene puss lying around atm so I'll just jack it
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Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:11:08 PM: ...nothing. I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.
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Post by: Bebpo on February 13, 2010, 08:14:15 PM: Same thing I do every saturday/sunday

homework :-\
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Post by: Green Shinobi on February 13, 2010, 08:15:16 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:11:08 PM
...nothing. I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.

You have students?
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Post by: Rman on February 13, 2010, 08:15:22 PM: Celebrate Chinese New Year.
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Post by: Boogie on February 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM: Workin', makin' bank.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:56:09 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 13, 2010, 08:15:16 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:11:08 PM
...nothing. I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.

You have students?

Yes.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2010, 09:01:03 PM: Quote from: The Business on February 13, 2010, 09:00:20 PM
I'm going to bring flowers/chocolates/gifts to my ~girlfriend who is working all day tomorrow and then have sex with her. Unoriginal, I know.

Make sure you bring up Steak and Blowjob day. It's in just a month!
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Post by: Green Shinobi on February 13, 2010, 09:03:29 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 13, 2010, 08:15:16 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:11:08 PM
...nothing. I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.

You have students?

Yes.

Where/what do you teach?
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Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 09:10:45 PM: I'm on JET, same as lyte was up until a year ago.
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Post by: Rob on February 13, 2010, 09:46:46 PM: Same thing I did last year. Nothing :-\
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Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 09:50:32 PM: I wanna be doin' thangs.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 09:51:07 PM: Lady is coming over at 2. No set plans, although at some point today she's making Korean food and we might go see a movie. Might go to the Park Hyatt for boozing but we'll see. I'm tryina seal the deal today but I'm not good at dating. At all. I gotta get dressed and go buy flowers STAT, meaning I probably have to walk to fucking Shinjuku Station and back, since I pretty much guarantee that the flower store across the street from where I live is closed on Sundays.

:rock First Valentine's Day I've ever actually had a date.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 09:59:56 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 09:50:32 PM
I wanna be doin' thangs.

We all want to be doin' thangs, ichirou.

Ive decided that tomorrow I'm going to do something pretty crazy.

TELL
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 10:03:03 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:00:39 PM
I'm going to ask a girl out, on a date.

Like a Valentine's Day date? Or a later date?
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 10:06:47 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:05:04 PM
Quote from: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 10:03:03 PM
Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:00:39 PM
I'm going to ask a girl out, on a date.

Like a Valentine's Day date? Or a later date?

Valentine's Day date. I expect nothing to happen but goddammit I don't wanna be a loser anymore.

Yeah if you're trying to do that you should ask her out on Saturday FOR Valentine's Day, if that. Or just ask her to go out on a date later this week.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 10:17:28 PM: Quote from: The Business on February 13, 2010, 10:15:26 PM
No, still weird. You better wait until Monday.

And apologize for missing V-day mayhaps.

I'm running late as fuck, I gotta take a taxi up to Shinjuku and get chocolate and flowers. Today's the second day I've gotten up before 2:30 since Jan 29. Yay Valentine's Day.
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Post by: Eric P on February 13, 2010, 10:40:57 PM: going to see Ran @ the film forum, then Le Barricou for "romantic" dinner
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2010, 10:48:56 PM: Cry into clenched fists, a crumpled printout of Monica Bellucci in my left hand, another in my right.
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Post by: Powerslave on February 13, 2010, 10:52:43 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:17:13 PM
Alright.

wait until monday to ask girl out for date

LOSE COURAGE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WHEN THE DAY COMES
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2010, 10:56:11 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 13, 2010, 10:52:43 PM
Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:17:13 PM
Alright.

wait until monday to ask girl out for date

LOSE COURAGE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WHEN THE DAY COMES

Also

send heartfelt message on Facebook

URGENTLY ASK FORUM HOW TO DELETE SENT MESSAGES

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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2010, 11:11:45 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 11:06:01 PM
That facebook message was serious shit. Goddamn girl broke my heart.

It will soon become callous and be able to weather the storm that is a womans menstrual cycle
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2010, 11:36:07 PM: Quote from: The Business on February 13, 2010, 09:01:46 PM
Tell me more!

Pretty self-explanatory, really.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/
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Post by: G The Resurrected on February 13, 2010, 11:44:07 PM: I don't have too much planned other than getting comcast installed tomorrow. Which is our present to each other for each other. We also go new phones together. I might have a surprise or two left. We'll see come tomorrow. I already gave the flowers today and got some strawberries and chocolate.

Finally we'll have an HD DVR and get HD services.
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Post by: Raban on February 13, 2010, 11:48:40 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 09:10:45 PM
I'm on JET, same as lyte was up until a year ago.

Wait a second, did you ever post on GAF?

I remember a Japanese/English teacher talking about a fad among Japanese students was ramming their thumbs up their teachers' assholes. Is this you?

Also, my plans are: JO and get high.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 11:50:30 PM: Girl is running late, ch1nchilla pours himself a beer and turns on the 360.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 11:51:54 PM: Those are elementary school kids that do stupid shit like that. I teach senior high.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2010, 11:53:24 PM: If I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 11:56:14 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Raban on February 13, 2010, 11:59:47 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
If I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.

I wrote a short story about this.

Here it is:
Quote
*accompanied by a picture of a hand with no thumb*
That's my hand up there, wanna know how I lost my thumb? I'll tell you how. One day I felt like fucking around and I came across a street hooker and formulated a genius idea just then. I snuck up behind her and quickly SHOVED MY THUMB IN HER ASSHOLE. In my attempt to retrieve my thumb I realized her puckered brown-eye had my thumb in a death grip. She turned her head and smiled a sinister smile. Just then my thumb felt all tingly and warm. I squirmed and yelped until she let go. I looked at my thumb to realize it had disappeared. It had been melted off by the hooker's volcanic fecal matter and super hooker-AIDS.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 14, 2010, 12:05:56 AM: Quote from: Raban on February 13, 2010, 11:59:47 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
If I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.

I wrote a short story about this.

Here it is:
Quote
*accompanied by a picture of a hand with no thumb*
That's my hand up there, wanna know how I lost my thumb? I'll tell you how. One day I felt like fucking around and I came across a street hooker and formulated a genius idea just then. I snuck up behind her and quickly SHOVED MY THUMB IN HER ASSHOLE. In my attempt to retrieve my thumb I realized her puckered brown-eye had my thumb in a death grip. She turned her head and smiled a sinister smile. Just then my thumb felt all tingly and warm. I squirmed and yelped until she let go. I looked at my thumb to realize it had disappeared. It had been melted off by the hooker's volcanic fecal matter and super hooker-AIDS.

:rofl

You should pass that on to some JET teachers that have to deal with bootyhole pokers, Ichi. Have them pass it off as a fable of sorts, scare them from poking butts.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 14, 2010, 12:06:30 AM: Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2010, 12:04:17 AM
It's now officially February 14th.

*SIGH*

Green Man, if you get the date later this week, it doesn't matter. Plus you won't have to spend money on chocolate and roses and shit. Not a big deal, go out with your other single friends.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2010, 04:24:07 AM: Quote from: Rman on February 13, 2010, 08:15:22 PM
Celebrate Chinese New Year.

What my parents wished I'd do but I say fuck it. I honestly don't really care.

Going to spend the day with etiolate. :)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2010, 04:31:01 AM: networking computers at my dad's office

jerking off

movies

Titan Quest
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2010, 04:37:42 AM: Man, the :) smiley is never NOT creepy.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2010, 04:42:11 AM: That's the point. :smug
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Post by: Ichirou on February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 AM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2010, 04:24:07 AM
Quote from: Rman on February 13, 2010, 08:15:22 PM
Celebrate Chinese New Year.

What my parents wished I'd do but I say fuck it. I honestly don't really care.

Going to spend the day with etiolate. :)

:)
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Post by: tehjaybo on February 14, 2010, 05:08:40 AM: Prolly watching something and drinking whiskey. Trying not to think/worry about it too much.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2010, 06:42:47 AM: My daughter gave me a Valentine Day's card she made with the help of her (pre-school) teacher. I melted.

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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 14, 2010, 10:02:08 AM: Quote from: tehjaybo on February 14, 2010, 05:08:40 AM
Prolly watching something and drinking whiskey. Trying not to think/worry about it too much.

I swear, y'all are a bunch of fuckin' emo bitches up in this joint. The only chicks you're gonna get that way are the ones that want to "fix" you, and that shit never ends up well.
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 14, 2010, 11:32:38 AM: We were going to go eat lunch at Red Lobster today, but my wife has been puking since 3am. :-\
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 14, 2010, 01:26:36 PM: Went for a run this morning, wife just left on hers. We make each other stupid cards and do dinner at home. We really don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 14, 2010, 01:28:16 PM: people celebrate Valentine's Day? ???
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Post by: duckman2000 on February 14, 2010, 01:28:41 PM: I loathe Valentine's Day, but let's see. Got a card, gave a card. And then there was sex.
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Post by: duckman2000 on February 14, 2010, 01:31:18 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 14, 2010, 01:28:16 PM
people celebrate Valentine's Day? ???

I think it can be a worthwhile thing, but it's so damned forced over here. I remember being alright with having a special day for romance, but the commerce around it really murders it.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 14, 2010, 01:38:37 PM: I buy my wife flowers every couple weeks. She'll get flowers once they go back to regular prices.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 01:46:48 PM: trying to write a paper and enjoying my freedom
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 14, 2010, 03:32:28 PM: We have gift card and the kids. There was no romance to be had. :-\
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 14, 2010, 03:38:47 PM: We're making a pot roast today. :rock
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Post by: muckhole on February 14, 2010, 04:03:19 PM: The gf and I did our Valentine's yesterday, swaped gifts etc. Now we're just taking it easy today. She's playing a game while I catch up on my other mistress, the bore.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2010, 04:03:59 PM: Did you get what you thought you might get?
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Post by: muckhole on February 14, 2010, 04:06:59 PM: Kinda sorta. The local store was sold out when she went in, so I got a promise she'll pick it up this coming week.

Which is fine, 'cause now I have the greatest Valentine's gift to hold over her head, guilt!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2010, 04:15:57 PM: Did you suggest something else she could get you?

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A tasteful card.
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Post by: T234 on February 14, 2010, 04:27:20 PM: Goddamn I'm hung over.
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Post by: muckhole on February 14, 2010, 04:29:42 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 14, 2010, 04:15:57 PM
Did you suggest something else she could get you?

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:lol

I got one of the two. :shh

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Though the card was actually a bit racy! :o
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Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2010, 04:33:32 PM: Thursday was our anniversary so I always mix the anniversary and vday and spread it out. Thursday I got her roses and we had dinner together. Friday I made chocolate covered strawberries and we went to the movies. Yesterday we exchanged cards and went to a friends beat, got drunk and annoyed a friend til 5 am. She also bought me a game and I got her a cd. Today I made her an appointment for a massage and I'm waiting outside for her. I went and got her flowers for when she gets out and tonight we are having steak at churrascos.

Oh and greenman. If she doesn't have a date ask her out today. Fuck man. Don't listen to the naysayers. It doesn't necessarily come off as desperate. She could take it as you rescuing her from being alone.