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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tieno on February 14, 2010, 01:15:44 PM

Title: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Tieno on February 14, 2010, 01:15:44 PM: I'd eat anything she'd serve. I'm watching it now and getting so very hungry and I've just eaten.
(http://nattybakes.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/nigella129.jpg)(http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2006/10/04/ck_nigella_1004+Z.jpg)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2010, 01:18:14 PM: Finally, a cooking show I can masturbate to!
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 14, 2010, 01:29:00 PM: Giada de Laurentiis is my preferred food-porn.
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Post by: T234 on February 14, 2010, 01:29:35 PM: Rman needs his Nigella Lawson avatar back.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 01:32:46 PM: (http://imgur.com/BFzSl.png)
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Post by: Robo on February 14, 2010, 01:44:59 PM: chicken breasts :wag
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Post by: T234 on February 14, 2010, 02:12:26 PM: Whoever is married to these women should count their lucky stars every night before they go to bed.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2010, 02:23:09 PM: I kind of want to start some kind of genetic research facility, where we could breed hot women that can cook out of test tubes. A totally non-profit organization, to better the world for men everywhere.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM: Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 14, 2010, 02:40:02 PM: Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.

Except she's not a filthy ginger. Not that I'd, you know, refuse to have sex with Christina Hendricks or anything.

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Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2010, 02:41:42 PM: Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.

i'm confused, she looks quite fine in the left pick ???
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:42:57 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2010, 02:41:42 PM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.

i'm confused, she looks quite fine in the left pick ???

Looks fine to me too, but she clearly has a belly and you can see the flab in her arms.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 14, 2010, 03:01:41 PM: How bout' a GILF?

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:lol :-\
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 14, 2010, 03:26:28 PM: so in this case, ~ is read as the mathematical symbol "approximately equal to"
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 14, 2010, 04:03:20 PM: just imagine a threesome with these two:

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mmm mmm god damn :drool
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 14, 2010, 04:09:01 PM: Well you don't have to imagine a twosome with the Neely's since they pretty much bang each other through words and their eyes. Uncomfortable TV :'(
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: duckman2000 on February 14, 2010, 04:14:11 PM: Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on February 14, 2010, 01:29:00 PM
Giada de Laurentiis is my preferred food-porn.

I hate her. She'd look artificial in Avatar, and she seems like a real bitch too.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: bud on February 14, 2010, 06:09:05 PM: meh, she's alright. i don't think i was ever wowed by her food.

jamie oliver, though... damn. i love he has this freehand style going on.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 14, 2010, 09:24:16 PM: A challenger appears!

(http://blog.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/files/2008/11/aida_mollenkamp_ask_aida.jpg)

Caught her show for the first time the otherday, soooo hot
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 14, 2010, 09:29:27 PM: Get that skinny flat bitch out of this thread, mamacint.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 14, 2010, 09:35:24 PM: Damn, if Nigella Lawson is considered to be fat then call me a chubby chaser then.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: T234 on February 14, 2010, 09:39:49 PM: Quote from: T EXP on February 14, 2010, 09:35:24 PM
Damn, if Nigella Lawson is considered to be fat then call me a chubby chaser then.

Yeah, me too. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 14, 2010, 09:42:44 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 14, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
Get that skinny flat bitch out of this thread, mamacint.

I admit she can't compete with the glories of Nigella Lawson giving you the Earthquake Splash

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5PEgiOF8ks[/youtube]
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: T234 on February 14, 2010, 09:48:04 PM: Mamacint: Wrong on Cooking Show Chicks, Wrong for America
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 14, 2010, 09:50:32 PM: but imagining that previous post gave me a huge boner!
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Post by: T234 on February 14, 2010, 10:00:10 PM: I wouldn't complain if Nigella Lawson sat on my face. At all.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2010, 10:09:33 PM: I have one of her books - Endless Summer. Great to read, but I don't think I've made anything from it yet, weirdly. I love her attitude to fat and sugar - pile it on where it's needed! There's plenty of healthy food in her repertoire but she goes all out on the self-indulgent stuff.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 14, 2010, 10:35:38 PM: I've actually recently gotten the hots for Claire Robinson (of Five Ingredient Fix). She's real perky and has a sarcastic, oddball sort of humor when on those shows that feature their opinions (and it clashes with the other personalities which can be a bit dull and humorless).

(http://i50.tinypic.com/rst0zo.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfe3nDAE_VA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwJfdMlsVWkp

And a YouTube comment

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Would make out with her asshole. <3

:lol
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 14, 2010, 11:15:52 PM: BT- yeah, I kind of have a bit of a thing for Claire too. Seems like she'd be fun in bed, and afterward I'd totally tell her to make me some food.
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Reb on February 15, 2010, 03:30:03 AM: I love Nigella. :heart
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2010, 01:19:42 PM: Quote from: The Business on February 14, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on February 14, 2010, 01:29:00 PM
Giada de Laurentiis is my preferred food-porn.

Yes!

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More please
Title: Re: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook
Post by: tiesto on February 15, 2010, 02:27:57 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 14, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
Get that skinny flat bitch out of this thread, mamacint.

Skinny flat-chested girls :drool