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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ToxicAdam on December 17, 2006, 11:23:54 PM

Title: Four family Christmas parties in 3 days.
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 17, 2006, 11:23:54 PM

Seriously, WTF people.


Don't you think that if Jesus was all powerful, he would have foreseen how stressed out his birthday made people and would have just remained a lowly carpenter? Fuck saving us for our sins ... save our sanity.

Jesus doesn't love you. Jesus wants you to lose your mind and get fat.

Title: Re: Four family Christmas parties in 3 days.
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 17, 2006, 11:33:17 PM

Well, y'know...I mean, if he were still alive and all that....wouldn't you really just have to go to his bithday party and not all these family functions?  The Romans were such assholes.

Title: Re: Four family Christmas parties in 3 days.
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 17, 2006, 11:48:47 PM

Actually, you are right. If it weren't for the Romans and their draconian laws .. Jesus just would have been another Jew working his schtict for free meals and lodging. Never getting martyred in the first place.

Damn you Rome!



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I always fantasized as a teenager about telling my parents I refuse to follow anything related to Christmas. But never had the balls to pull it off.

Title: Re: Four family Christmas parties in 3 days.
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2006, 01:11:56 AM

You sure you don't want to pound nails into your dick instead?  Sounds like more fun.