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Title: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 01:13:13 PM
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Community backlash leads to Global Agenda review score being pulled
by Seraphina Brennan Feb 18th 2010 at 11:00AM

GameSpot was not so nice to Global Agenda -- a 5.5 out of 10 was fired against the game earlier by the gaming website. However, that didn't stop the Global Agenda community from doing some digging and turning up the reviewer's in-game character. A character that only had six hours of play time attached to it, no alliance, and no agency for conquest matches.

The resulting evidence was provided by Global Agenda's player statistics system -- a pretty robust system that allows anyone to pull up a character's statistics simply by typing in their character name. Once this evidence came to light, the community began to send e-mails to both the reviewer and GameSpot's Justin Calvert, who has since removed the review. Calvert has apologized (post confirmed by Hi-Rez Studio's Michal Adam) to the Global Agenda community and Hi-Rez Studios, and has reassigned the review to a new writer.

GameSpot's internal policy is to spend 30 hours on an MMO before publishing a review.

http://www.massively.com/2010/02/18/community-backlash-leads-to-global-agenda-review-score-being-pul/

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Global Agenda Review Pulled
By Justin Calvert, GameSpotPosted Feb 17, 2010 3:53 pm PT

Review of Hi-Rez Studios' shooter/MMO hybrid pulled.

Earlier today, after being contacted by a member of the official Global Agenda forums, I made the difficult decision to remove the Global Agenda review that was posted yesterday. The review undoubtedly made some valid points, but after learning that it was written after only six hours of play (not including time spent in the game's hub area), having it criticize the "first dozen hours or so" and comment that it takes "10 to 15 hours" to unlock more varied and enjoyable content was clearly unacceptable. A replacement review from a different reviewer will be in the works shortly, and because it seems that the game's subscribers-only "Conquest" gameplay isn't quickly accessible, I suspect it will be at least a couple of weeks before it appears on the site.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with our reviews policy, we generally expect editors who are reviewing massively multiplayer online games to spend a minimum of 30 hours playing them, and no deadlines for these reviews are ever set. (Kevin spent over 50 hours with Star Trek Online before writing the review that we'll be posting later today, for example). Since it's an MMO/third-person shooter hybrid, it's conceivable that Global Agenda won't take quite as long to review as a more traditional MMOG, but ultimately that's for the reviewer to decide.

We're sorry for any inconvenience caused and look forward to bringing you a replacement review of Global Agenda in the not too distant future.

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/globalagenda/news.html?sid=6251033&mode=features
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 01:15:13 PM
"we generally expect editors who are reviewing massively multiplayer online games to spend a minimum of 30 hours playing them"

Worst job ever.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 18, 2010, 01:18:06 PM
I'm certain everyone does this.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Trent Dole on February 18, 2010, 01:19:31 PM
HAHA
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 01:20:21 PM
I'm certain everyone does this.
Actually I agree. The review for any multiplayer portion of a game is generally terrible. I just wish there was a way to "out" those people also so everybody could admit it.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: cool breeze on February 18, 2010, 01:21:12 PM
"we generally expect editors who are reviewing massively multiplayer online games to spend a minimum of 30 hours playing them"

Worst job ever.

seriously

I'd probably die from boredom if I had to play any mmorpg for 30 minutes.  30 hours is a guy defiling your rotting corpse.  What is Gamespot doing reviewing a chat program anyway?
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 01:25:43 PM
I'm certain everyone does this.
Actually I agree. The review for any multiplayer portion of a game is generally terrible. I just wish there was a way to "out" those people also so everybody could admit it.

Sometimes they do it to themselves. Eurogamer once referenced the practical usage of a certain weapon in the multiplayer portion of a shooter. Too bad for Eurogamer that the weapon was exclusive to the single player portion. That's sort of shit.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 01:27:13 PM
"we generally expect editors who are reviewing massively multiplayer online games to spend a minimum of 30 hours playing them"

Worst job ever.

seriously

I'd probably die from boredom if I had to play any mmorpg for 30 minutes.  30 hours is a guy defiling your rotting corpse.  What is Gamespot doing reviewing a chat program anyway?

Besides, it could very well backfire. If you have to spend 30 hours with a game that you gave a 5/10 after 6 hours, the review would probably be a lot more sour, to the tune of a punishment score or something.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 01:29:24 PM
Sometimes they do it to themselves. Eurogamer once referenced the practical usage of a certain weapon in the multiplayer portion of a shooter. Too bad for Eurogamer that the weapon was exclusive to the single player portion. That's sort of shit.

Day 1 or preview launch reviews for certain games practically guarantee their impressions of the MP sections of games are useless. Most of the time there aren't even enough pre-launch people with copies to simulate a real playing experience.

And that's not even taking into account that most reviewers are simply terrible in evaluating the nuances of a good multiplayer experience. They aren't great at evaulating single player games often but when it comes to MP they are much worse.  
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2010, 01:31:20 PM
If he played five hours of it and couldn't stand to play it anymore, he SHOULD HAVE SAID SO IN THE REVIEW. Rather than lie and say that he played it for at least twice as long as he actually did.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: cool breeze on February 18, 2010, 01:34:02 PM
"we generally expect editors who are reviewing massively multiplayer online games to spend a minimum of 30 hours playing them"

Worst job ever.

seriously

I'd probably die from boredom if I had to play any mmorpg for 30 minutes.  30 hours is a guy defiling your rotting corpse.  What is Gamespot doing reviewing a chat program anyway?

Besides, it could very well backfire. If you have to spend 30 hours with a game that you gave a 5/10 after 6 hours, the review would probably be a lot more sour, to the tune of a punishment score or something.

yeah, thinking about it, it is kinda dumb to say you need to play between 6 and 30 hours to find the game enjoyable, like you're expected to throw away 6+ of your life to get to the supposed good part.  How do you sell that to someone? for mmorpg, it's pay $50, monthly fee, and spend 10+ hours to get to the good part? the fuck?

ultimately the problem is the score at the end.  If it was just a text based review, it could be mentioned that they didn't put in as much time because it was boring as shit.  But how that factors into the final score is complicated.

personally, I feel like mmorpg should start at 0/10 and gain a point every time they become enjoyable.  So far the neocron beta has managed a 3/10, and only because I stole someone's gun and he chased me around yelling to give it back.  I'm also going to give Old Republic a 1/10 by default because of how good dragon age and me2 were.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 01:35:30 PM
If he played five hours of it and couldn't stand to play it anymore, he SHOULD HAVE SAID SO IN THE REVIEW. Rather than lie and say that he played it for at least twice as long as he actually did.

"Professional" gaming websites can't do that. Which is why they are lame. I'm certain the game is shitty. I certainly don't believe it takes 30 hours to figure that out.

But since the "review" is supposed to be some objective standard they have to pretend they are following certain guidelines.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Bebpo on February 18, 2010, 01:41:56 PM
If you're only getting paid $100-200 for a review.  30 hours doesn't make ANY SENSE.

cold, harsh reality of videogame reviews.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: magus on February 18, 2010, 01:42:31 PM
oh not this shit again,this reminds me of the darkfall drama that happened with eurogamer here's how it went

reviewer 1 said the game was shit
darkfall developer said reviewer 1 didn't play enough
drama happened
eurogamer  gave the game to another reviewer
reviewer 2 said the game was shit

here's the first review
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/darkfall-online-review
and here's the second
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/darkfall-online-second-review
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 01:43:48 PM
If you're only getting paid $100-200 for a review.  30 hours doesn't make ANY SENSE.

cold, harsh reality of videogame reviews.

REAL TALK
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Don Flamenco on February 18, 2010, 01:58:57 PM
If you're only getting paid $100-200 for a review.  30 hours doesn't make ANY SENSE.

cold, harsh reality of videogame reviews.


they get paid by the review? 

Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 02:01:56 PM
Yeah, I was always paid by review. Usually we get a standard flat rate, and get to keep the game. And we're paid peanuts. Freelance, that is. Staff usually makes salary, but they work in offices.

Not that the salary is anything great.

Freelance almost always gets the shovelware to review or the weak multi-platform stuff (like the Wii version of any third-party game). It can be a grind.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Bebpo on February 18, 2010, 02:03:13 PM
Depends on the situation.  When I was freelance I did.
I'm guessing even if you're in-house, you are probably required to put out "X" amount of reviews within the work week and that probably boils down to about the same amount of time per game:  aka 3-8 hours (sometimes less ^^;).  For major non-rpgs like Gears of War or Uncharted I'm sure they make sure to finish it first.  But for rpgs, strategy games, mmos....you are lucky if someone puts over 10 hours in before reviewing.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 02:03:17 PM
Yes, freelancers get paid about $150 per review. So 30 hours of gameplay is $5 per hour - before you even factor in the time spent writing and revising the review.

Fuck all you entitled fanboys, if a game sucks the reviewer doesn't need to "finish it" or play X hours before he writes his review. If game designers have any good ideas, maybe they should try putting them at the start of their game next time.

I'm a gamer, not a masochist - though I admit the line is thin sometimes.

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Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 02:04:57 PM
I would just drive down to Home Depot and grab some dude to play the game for 30 hours.

ESO GAME ES MUY MUY BUENO! 5.5/10
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 02:08:17 PM
 :lol

I remember reviewing a game that shall remain nameless for Daily Radar, and one of the dev team e-mailed my Editor to complain that I didn't unlock everything, because if I did it would explain some of the stuff I complained about.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Beezy on February 18, 2010, 02:13:34 PM
Fuck all you entitled fanboys, if a game sucks the reviewer doesn't need to "finish it" or play X hours before he writes his review. If game designers have any good ideas, maybe they should try putting them at the start of their game next time.
They better not fucking pretend that they did finish it though or played enough to get a good understanding of the game.

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Still pissed about IGN's God Hand review. :maf
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Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 02:16:24 PM
I know, KNOW that it sucks to spend 2 years of your life on a 15 hour game that the reviewer only plays for 6 hours. I know this firsthand.

But at the same time, I've never seen a game that was a 6.0 based on the first half and a 9.0 based on the second half. Your first impressions are nearly always right.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 02:17:24 PM
I think there is a difference between not playing a game and lying about it, and playing a game extensively, but not to the point that the reviewer can layout in specific detail how much the game sucks. Patel's right, if the game sucks - it sucks. Do you really need someone to play it for 30 hours to know that it sucks?

Ask yourself: Would I play a game for 30 hours at minimum to determine whether or not it sucks?
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 02:18:38 PM
Fuck all you entitled fanboys, if a game sucks the reviewer doesn't need to "finish it" or play X hours before he writes his review. If game designers have any good ideas, maybe they should try putting them at the start of their game next time.
They better not fucking pretend that they did finish it though or played enough to get a good understanding of the game.

I don't think it's disingenous to review a game you haven't finish. If you say "I finished this game all the way to the end!" and you didn't, sure, that's a lie. But if you don't say anything in your review one way or the other - whatever.

You can certainly "play enough to get a good understanding of the game" without finishing it. For some games, that's just a few hours.

Reviewing games professionally, salaried or freelance, barely pays the bills, and that's with two roommates.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 18, 2010, 02:40:50 PM
oh not this shit again,this reminds me of the darkfall drama that happened with eurogamer here's how it went

reviewer 1 said the game was shit
darkfall developer said reviewer 1 didn't play enough
drama happened
eurogamer  gave the game to another reviewer
reviewer 2 said the game was shit

here's the first review
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/darkfall-online-review
and here's the second
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/darkfall-online-second-review

Thought that's what they were talking about in the OP, was a bit confused
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 18, 2010, 02:49:06 PM
gee, now I'm getting all nostalgic for Daily Radar of all things.  Hey Wilco, I always thought you were more on their humor-content and other shit side versus gaming, what exactly were you up to round there?  Iffin you don't mind answering?
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 02:49:54 PM
N64/Dreamcast stuff.

Reviews, previews, interviews, etc. The only thing I didn't like was stuff of mine could be copy-and-pasted into NextGen without any credit. Which occurred a couple of times.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Raban on February 18, 2010, 02:53:03 PM
Wow. People who get paid to play games and write about them complain that they aren't getting paid enough?

That's...amazing.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
Glad to hear some of you got paid for your reviews/work. I never did but those conference passes are worth their weight in gold so I can't complain!

I always get paid, with the exception for when I wrote for Nintendorks as a kid. But I was on Imagine's payroll, GamerWeb/SegaWeb, AOL, etc.

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Wow. People who get paid to play games and write about them complain that they aren't getting paid enough?

This attitude is why a lot of people can't cut it. It's not that fun. It's a job. There are moments when you're like, "Wow, I can't believe I'm playing this before anyone else!" or "I can't believe I'm talking to this guy!", but mostly it's a grind to meet deadlines and balance some kind of integrity with trying to appease publishers.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: GoofyGoober on February 18, 2010, 02:58:02 PM
All I can ask for in a review is an honest opinion and a good detailed write up of what you did and did not like. I don't want to read a writeup of a 30 minute game play, as long as you think you explored the game long enough to form a fair opinion, it works with me.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 02:59:02 PM
Wow. People who get paid to play games and write about them complain that they aren't getting paid enough?

That's...amazing.

Um, your average IGN editor makes like $24k a year.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 02:59:41 PM
I kind of miss the old days, when all these sites were run by twenty-somethings and kids and Peer Schneider (I swore, he ran half of all websites on the entire Internet). Then the bubble burst, and a lot of people went completely under. Those that survived got gobbled up by conglomerates. When I was writing, it was a struggle to maintain some kind of integrity and not completely piss off publishers - I hear it's only gotten worse since then.

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Um, your average IGN editor makes like $24k a year.

But they play games!

... It took a good two to three years for me to get back into "gaming" after I quit writing. I was so burnt out by then.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 03:03:35 PM
Yeah, very few people stick around. You get fatigued and the low pay is the back breaker. Writing about the industry seems like, more or less, a stepping stone to actually working inside the industry nowadays.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 18, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
the day The News Corporation bought IGN I knew things were going to change, and not for the better.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
I still remember when IGN64 (first as N64.com!) launched.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: cool breeze on February 18, 2010, 03:30:09 PM
I still remember gamesages lol
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 03:37:33 PM
I used to post there all the time until they shuttered.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 03:58:49 PM
Not as cool as my Geocities and/or Angelfire homepage.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 18, 2010, 04:20:08 PM
Um, your average IGN editor makes like $24k a year.

mind blown. no wonder these guys almost always transition into better industry jobs

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where they get paid even LESS!
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Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 04:23:19 PM
Um, your average IGN editor makes like $24k a year.

mind blown. no wonder these guys almost always transition into better industry jobs

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where they get paid even LESS!
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As long they transition into production jobs they are making a bit more than that at minimum. Even some testers who work a shitload of overtime hours in a year will make close to that.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: ManaByte on February 18, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
This is the second time Gamespot was caught doing this, the first time was by a developer:
http://www.costik.com/weblog/2003/09/savage-reviews.html

Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: ManaByte on February 18, 2010, 04:35:11 PM
Wow. People who get paid to play games and write about them complain that they aren't getting paid enough?

That's...amazing.

Um, your average IGN editor makes like $24k a year.

Wow their salary was cut in half because it used to start at $40k a year.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 04:36:12 PM
This is the second time Gamespot was caught doing this, the first time was by a developer:
http://www.costik.com/weblog/2003/09/savage-reviews.html

"Caught" doing what? Their jobs? Fuck off.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 05:07:22 PM
He should play the game for 24 more hours, rewrite the review, and close with "I have now played this game for 30 hours, and given the hours invested found it to be nearly six times worse than my original review score of 5.5.  I have adjusted the score accordingly."

- .5/10
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: bork on February 18, 2010, 05:33:10 PM
He should play the game for 24 more hours, rewrite the review, and close with "I have now played this game for 30 hours, and given the hours invested found it to be nearly six times worse than my original review score of 5.5.  I have adjusted the score accordingly."

- .5/10

 :lol
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: TripleA on February 18, 2010, 05:46:12 PM
Why would you want to play 30 hours of a game if the first 6 hours of the game completely suck?

Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2010, 06:03:13 PM
Why would you want to play 30 hours of a game if the first 6 hours of the game completely suck?

It's called "Olimario's Law", named for his statement that KIRBY AIR RIDE only got really good after you put 40 hours into it.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: ManaByte on February 18, 2010, 06:19:21 PM
Why would you want to play 30 hours of a game if the first 6 hours of the game completely suck?



Bioshock 2? The beginning of the game sucks compared to the original, but the last part is better.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2010, 06:22:26 PM
Why would you want to play 30 hours of a game if the first 6 hours of the game completely suck?

It's called "Olimario's Law", named for his statement that KIRBY AIR RIDE only got really good after you put 40 hours into it.

Isn't this the same thing that FFXIII fans have been throwing around?

"Bu-bu-bu it opens up a lot after the first 25 hours!!"
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: magus on February 18, 2010, 07:25:45 PM
isn't that a pretty distinguished mentally-challenged argument considering the only two people who played FF13 here are bebpo and dcharlie and one doesn't cares about the game being linear in first place and the other hates the game?
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2010, 07:35:46 PM
isn't that a pretty distinguished mentally-challenged argument considering the only two people who played FF13 here are bebpo and dcharlie and one doesn't cares about the game being linear in first place and the other hates the game?

You can pretty much ignore bebpo's opinion anything weeaboo related.  Not an objective witness, as they say.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Isn't this the same thing that FFXIII fans have been throwing around?

"Bu-bu-bu it opens up a lot after the first 25 hours!!"

Not just FFXIII. I got crapped on for giving Lost Odyssey shit after giving it only a few hours. And that was here on EB. The irony, it's something.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: demi on February 18, 2010, 08:07:15 PM
Except you've never once shown a semblance of interest in a JRPG, but ok. Nice troll though. Enjoy your shit medal of honor
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 18, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
maybe you won't care about the story after a few hours but you shouldn't need to put in more than an hour before you "get" the game's controls or see the good levels and whatever.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2010, 08:10:02 PM
Except you've never once shown a semblance of interest in a JRPG

And? The counterargument was still "hur dur you didn't even play for 10 hours" or some similar shit. It's lulz.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 18, 2010, 08:19:43 PM
Five hours is good enough.

The first hour or two, you can expect to learn the concepts but if the gameplay is good enough, then it will pick up from there.  If the game requires you to spend a couple dozen hours before you get to the good part, it isn't a good game.  There are too many games out there for people to play, games that are good within the first couple of hours.  Except Final Fantasy fans, which are gluttons for punishment.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
i'm writing this epic trilogy of novels, a combined 1500 pages, where the story really opens up and blows your mind around page 1400

you sonsofbitches better not judge me until you read it all the way to the end
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 18, 2010, 08:34:37 PM
How much do you get paid to be in a vidcast?  Cuz those ironic t-shirts and vintage wear aren't free you know.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
What's the pre-order bonus? This is important.

you can call me at my home and i will read it to you over the phone

(long distance charges may apply)
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Brehvolution on February 18, 2010, 08:39:25 PM
i'm writing this epic trilogy of novels, a combined 1500 pages, where the story really opens up and blows your mind around page 1400

you sonsofbitches better not judge me until you read it all the way to the end
What's the pre-order bonus? This is important.

you can call me at my home and i will read it to you over the phone

(long distance charges may apply)



:rofl

Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 08:47:03 PM
i once paid maf 90% of my freelance pay to play everquest for me for 40ish hours, he went mad roundabout hour 39 and after handing me his notes murdered all my pets

seriously, though, i always gave games a good 10ish hours (more if i enjoyed 'em), and it is so not worth the pay. these aren't typically the fun games; rather, they are the dregs of europe and japan. even if you like 'em you usually have three days to play the games and write the review and with a full time job and a family oi you eventually say fuck this, i hate videogames i'mma go shove pop rocks down my urethra instead
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
they are for gays and also a waste of time
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 08:54:24 PM
I reviewed some absolutely horrible stuff. Stuff that I'm ashamed to admit to. I actually reviewed Transformers: Beast Wars Transmetals for the N64, which was originally released only for rental at Blockbuster Video.

I was so glad when I shifted from N64 freelance to Dreamcast. I reviewed some of the worst games ever made, and my opinion of the N64's library is sullied by hours of playtime with absolute garbage like Daikatana 64 and South Park: Chef's Luv Shack.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 08:55:26 PM
I have a terrible confession to make. It's been ten years, so I think the statute of limitations is up.

I reviewed one PSX RPG for Gamespot.com without playing it for a single minute.

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE???

The worst game I ever actually played for a review was definitely Countdown: Vampires.

EDIT: Awesome, the review is still online, I can link it once people get their licks in.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 08:57:20 PM
my epic trilogy of novels is about a video game reviewer
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 18, 2010, 08:57:32 PM
I have a terrible confession to make. It's been ten years, so I think the statute of limitations is up.

I reviewed one PSX RPG for Gamespot.com without playing it for a single minute.

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE???

Final Fantasy VIII
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 08:57:54 PM
I have a terrible confession to make. It's been ten years, so I think the statute of limitations is up.

I reviewed one PSX RPG for Gamespot.com without playing it for a single minute.

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE???

Final Fantasy VIII

I've played through Final Fantasy VIII five times. :gloomy

Which brings up a good point - if you review games for a living and are not yet tired of life, why not try writing strategy guides?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 08:59:20 PM
i am mystified as to why someone would want to ruin their hobby in such a way
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 08:59:56 PM
i am mystified as to why someone would want to ruin their hobby in such a way

In my case, I was 19 and utterly naive! I can't speak for the rest.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: a slime appears
I keep eyeing Daikatana 64 at my local game store. For what's its worth Willco, you are the man for reviewing all those horrible games.

It's horrible, don't do it!

I remember Daikatana 64 specifically, because I was sent a copy of it months in advance - even before the PC release. I believe Kemco asked us not to publish the review until the game hit rental stores first, but my review popped up on the Interwebs before I could even proofread it. And at the time, the PC version had not yet been released.

So here I am, trashing this shitty console port of a shitty PC game, and people began to run with my review to slam the PC game that had not yet been released. This caused a shit storm of backlash from the publisher, because my review wasn't doing Romero any favors. Fun times.

Also, after my Chef's Luv Shack review (and my review trashing one of the shitty Turok games along with the South Park racer), Acclaim refused to send Imagine any press material whatsoever unless they were given word by my editor or the EIC (Frank O'Connor at the time) that I was not touching it.
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Post by: demi on February 18, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
I'd buy Daikatana for the collection
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 09:04:22 PM
i am mystified as to why someone would want to ruin their hobby in such a way

In my case, I was 19 and utterly naive! I can't speak for the rest.


i guess i have a hard time with the concept because, although i have always loved comics and other weirdo nerd shit, i've never felt particularly compelled to write about/for them
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:06:37 PM
I got in trouble with Victor Ireland for slamming Magic Knight Rayearth, but I stand by my review, despite it being a low-range outlier. MKR was an August 1995 Saturn game - basically, a 16-bit port-up job with tons of Japanese voice - released in the US in December 1998. WD removed all the voice (and charm) and gave it a terribly unfunny localization. They added voice to the character diary entries, which is like, I dunno, removing the voices from the cutscenes in Mass Effect 2, but adding narration to the planet mining.

It was a good, not great game released three years too late and butchered by Working Designs. I was not kind to it, but then again, neither was time.
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Post by: demi on February 18, 2010, 09:07:33 PM
The correct answer to Patel's question is Eternal Eyes
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:08:49 PM
The saddest story I have to share is when I positively reviewed Asteroids Hyper 64, one of the guys from Syrox practically sent me a love letter. Turned out that he pretty much developed most of the game by himself, and was very upset that it was getting mixed reviews at the time. The visual image of some poor guy slaving over a console port of an old arcade game that nobody cares about, only to watch the online press say it sucks, was kind of depressing.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 09:09:02 PM
i read that as "Paternal Eyes" and thought to myself "boy did this thread just take a strange turn"

man, i'm tired
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:09:45 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:12:22 PM
DAVID F. SMITH!!!!!!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:15:11 PM
:bow The Reverend David F. Smith :bow2

Nobody pisses off game publishers like dsmith!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:17:06 PM
Ehh, you deal with the harsh backlash. I just wish more negative reviews were funnier so everyone can have a good laugh.

My stuff got edited on the regular for being "too harsh". Like I said, Acclaim flat out refused to let me near their stuff after a few reviews and I had a falling out with a couple of people because of my lack of "tact".

I remember inquiring to our PR contact at EA about doing a feature on The World is Not Enough for the N64, but they wanted to dictate that we'd run week-long coverage for both platforms that would equate to Daily Radar sucking off Electronic Arts - and just because we wanted to do a preview piece!

So I told them to go fuck off, I'll go review some piece of shit cartridge instead and a week later, IGN had practically built an entire channel just for The World is Not Enough coverage. :lol
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:18:10 PM
:bow the reverend :bow2
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:19:22 PM
oh man, I remember twine.ign.com ... that and McGriddles were the first site-wide skins

It was hilarious, then ... commonplace, now :'(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:20:34 PM
Yeah, I remember calling in for a staff conference and everyone laughing at IGN for doing what EA asked us to do.

"What sellouts!" "They're digging their own grave!" "Nobody is going to think they have any integrity!"

... Little did we know. :'(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:24:16 PM
Not that Daily Radar was much better, Penny-Arcade went after my editor (Michael Wolf) directly, and I think I choked on my lunch when I got an advanced copy of the film side's review for Blair Witch Project 2, which they proclaimed was the best sequel ever - and better than The Empire Strikes Back. :lol
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:25:12 PM
Not that Daily Radar was much better, Penny-Arcade went after my editor (Michael Wolf) directly, and I think I choked on my lunch when I got an advanced copy of the film side's review for Blair Witch Project 2, which they proclaimed was the best sequel ever - and better than The Empire Strikes Back. :lol

AND The Godfather: Part II!

That was such an amazing review.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:25:33 PM
Now that I've got your attention :-*

What's the shittiest game you've played for a review?

jesus, where to start? when i was reviewing for cgm, tom chick and steve bauman basically sent me the dregs of europe to review. i penned some pretty brutal reviews, only slightly tempered by the fact that i knew the devs were working for like 5 rupees an hour. there was some game called tsunami 2265 that didn't even have working collision detection, and quite possibly the worst western take on animu ever. i was so pathetically earnest that i blew well over 15 hours trying to beat the game, even though it was so fundamentally buggy that i couldn't. the number of grey-green medieval rts titles that i was forced to play for days pretty much made me hate the genre until age of empires 3 came out.

best moments were getting flamed by surreal software for giving drakan a low score, and cgm getting a bunch of hate mail because i mocked star wars tards in my kotor review. oh, and having the first mean review of lionheart put to print.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
Not that Daily Radar was much better, Penny-Arcade went after my editor (Michael Wolf) directly, and I think I choked on my lunch when I got an advanced copy of the film side's review for Blair Witch Project 2, which they proclaimed was the best sequel ever - and better than The Empire Strikes Back. :lol

AND The Godfather: Part II!

That was such an amazing review.

It was the day I was so ashamed of the site that I almost didn't cash my paycheck.

Almost. :smug
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:29:25 PM
Now that I've got your attention :-*

What's the shittiest game you've played for a review?

best moments were getting flamed by surreal software for giving drakan a low score, and cgm getting a bunch of hate mail because i mocked star wars tards in my kotor review. oh, and having the first mean review of lionheart put to print.

OMM still wins the Drakan wars (http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/723.html). They got hate mail (http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/724.html), too. Really kind of depressing to think the developers had drunk their own Kool-Aid and were convinced they'd come up with the second coming of Lara Croft.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
How about this one... "topping the SoftTrend charts at #2." ..."means the chart starts with #2" Can you sink any lower?

Yes - your mother's a cunt.

:teehee
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:29:57 PM
The saddest story I have to share is when I positively reviewed Asteroids Hyper 64, one of the guys from Syrox practically sent me a love letter. Turned out that he pretty much developed most of the game by himself, and was very upset that it was getting mixed reviews at the time. The visual image of some poor guy slaving over a console port of an old arcade game that nobody cares about, only to watch the online press say it sucks, was kind of depressing.

maf has a great story about when he reviewed some eidos olympics game in 2000ish for gaming-age, gave it a D-, and a pr gal mailed him back with nothing but ":("
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:31:13 PM
yeah, erik destroyed that dude from surreal for all posterity
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:32:46 PM
"Did you know we've got Europeans here in America?  We call them fags." :o :lol
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
also, statute of limitations time:

i PAID maf to play everquest for me and take notes for 40ish hours while he was working at staples. he handed me the notes, said NEVER FUCKING AGAIN, collected his $300, and probably spent the evening pissing on me in effigy.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:33:34 PM
:rofl
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:35:09 PM
By the way, the game I reviewed and never played was Knight & Baby, a.k.a. Guardian's Crusade (http://www.gamespot.com/ps/rpg/guardianscrusade/review.html).

Re-reading it is hilarious - watch as the thin line between "writing a professional RPG review" and "regurgitating press releases and strategy guide factoids" is blurred beyond all recognition!
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Post by: demi on February 18, 2010, 09:37:40 PM
By the way, the game I reviewed and never played was Knight & Baby, a.k.a. Guardian's Crusade (http://www.gamespot.com/ps/rpg/guardianscrusade/review.html).

Re-reading it is hilarious - watch as the thin line between "writing a professional RPG review" and "regurgitating press releases and strategy guide factoids" is blurred beyond all recognition!


7.1 sounds right, but I really loved this game. Shame you didnt play it.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:39:04 PM
Yeah, that's why I can't take previews from magazines or online media seriously. All we do is regurgitate press material and try to placate the publisher. If the build is bad, we usually add something like, "So and so was [not great] in the early build we played, but with however many days until release, there is plenty of time for them to smooth out the rough patches!"

Perfect example of this is the preview for Aliens vs Predator in GameInformer last month, and their review this month. How does such a positive preview go to bargain bin material in the course of thirty days?

Answer:

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Advertising money!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
It was finals week and I had agreed to write it months ago and then Activision delayed it right into finals week and FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.

By the way, the producer of Alundra 2 and Guardian's Crusade went on to co-found Mastiff Games with Bill Swartz.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2010, 09:42:09 PM
Now that I've got your attention :-*

What's the shittiest game you've played for a review?
there was some game called tsunami 2265 that didn't even have working collision detection, and quite possibly the worst western take on animu ever. i was so pathetically earnest that i blew well over 15 hours trying to beat the game, even though it was so fundamentally buggy that i couldn't.

[youtube=560,345]kaFGNDo505I[/youtube]

:rock
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:43:13 PM
i think steve bauman had previews right: his advice was to treat it more like an interview and get the devs to discuss the why and wherefore behind creating the game, rather than relate experiences with alpha product with forced positivity. they became a lot easier to write when i focused on the personalities behind the game and got them to tell amusing anecdotes about the game's design and development. that's not to say i didn't expand lists of bullet points and describe perfectly obvious screenshots from time to time as well :teehee

also, best uncredited work i've done: writing TONS of smart-aleck captions for screenshots for opm, dcx, and cgm. i also wrote up more snarky top ten lists and sales chart comments than i can count. i swear game informer owes me royalties for cribbin' my thang!
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Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 09:44:18 PM
From first hand experience I can tell you most devs know when they are working on a shitty game. A pretty large percentage on the engineering side never really know if the product is a fundamentally good or bad and a large percentage honestly don't really care. A job is a job for them. But anybody on the production or design side always knows.

On a very small percentage you have a group that has busted their ass working on a shit product and either don't know it (relatively small) or the company is so broke that they hope beyond hope that with all the shitty product on the market that sells or reviews decently, their product will be one of those. When it doesn't happen they are bitterly dissappointed. The latter happens a lot more often than you think.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:44:49 PM
i think steve bauman had previews right: his advice was to treat it more like an interview and get the devs to discuss the why and wherefore behind creating the game, rather than relate experiences with alpha product with forced positivity. they became a lot easier to write when i focused on the personalities behind the game and got them to tell amusing anecdotes about the game's design and development. that's not to say i didn't expand lists of bullet points and describe perfectly obvious screenshots from time to time as well :teehee

(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Protip.jpg) :teehee
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:47:49 PM
in fact, i wrote the smart aleck captions for your review of grandia in opm, patel :smug
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:49:00 PM
God, Grandia. I HAD BLOCKED THAT, THANKS A LOT. I didn't finish it but I did give it 30 hours.  :yuck

30 hours spent playing the English-language PlayStation version. :yuck :yuck :yuck
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2010, 09:49:40 PM
Yeah, I wish more media outlets would follow that philosophy, Prole.

Also, modern day freelancers don't have any room to complain. When Prole, Patel and I were writing reviews, the awful third-party garbage we played was often fundamentally broken. We're talking unpolished turds that could crash or create a myriad of technical glitches. It wasn't bad enough that a game wasn't terribly good, it was usually incredibly glitchy and mind-numbing to the point where it would sap all enjoyment out of the gig.

Nowadays, these freelancers usually have to review shovelware that is derivative and boring at worst, but competent more often than not. Back then, people relied on reviews not just to determine whether or not a title was worth buying, but whether or not it was even playable - literally.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:52:11 PM
patel: i was assigned to edit and place your review when it came in, and i remember your email was pretty incoherent. (and lacking in captions for your screens :punch)

i enjoyed my occasional weekends at the opm offices, but i always got the feeling gary steinman and mark macdonald didn't particularly like me. dan peluso, che, and kraig were always great, though! i think dan might have been the most legitimately nice person i'd met in the biz.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 09:54:29 PM
oh god, rainbow six playstation

alright, i can't deal with flashbacks like that, good-bye thread
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 09:57:13 PM
Just to bring the thread full-circle, Grandia is the game that made me realize you didn't need to finish a game to properly review it, because after I finished my review, someone told me my score was unfairly low because "the game gets really good 40 hours in."

....
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Post by: Ichirou on February 18, 2010, 10:05:59 PM
Saturn version of Grandia was so awesome.  PSX version had a crap frame rate, horrible error-ridden translation, and voices that sounded like they'd been recorded using a cheap cassette player.

Game was great from the very beginning, IMO.  Probably better than any FF game or spin-off since FFVI. It was fucklong, admittedly.

Still consider it a miracle that we got a US version of that game in any form, though.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 18, 2010, 10:16:20 PM
Yeah, I saw the Japanese Saturn version when it came out and it was like 2 points higher than the adulterated, mislocalized mess we got on the PlayStation.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 18, 2010, 10:25:27 PM
I remember when Grandia first came out in Japan (way back in '97), it was easily the best 3D-looking game the Saturn had.  The towns were all fairly large, the dungeons were big (and just kept getting bigger as the game went along), but what was most impressive to me was what GameArts did with the sound.  I still remember being impressed when I noticed that if I walked closer to the harbor I could hear the sound of seagulls and waves getting louder.  Same thing when you saw the rail cars in another town at one point.  I just thought that was such a cool touch.

I played through the Saturn version in Japanese and I also picked up the PSX version and I remember how incredibly SHITTY the PSX version ran in comparison.  Lower-res textures, the frame-rate must've been like 10FPS most of the time...bleagh.

I remember how pretty much every RPG in the PSX era had horrible localizations until....'99?  FFVIII was the first PSX RPG I played through and thought "Wow, looks like they actually went to the trouble of proof-reading this!"

...wow, I just checked Wiki and FFVIII and Grandia came out in the same month?  Really no excuse for the shitty localization, then.
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Post by: Akala on February 18, 2010, 10:27:31 PM
By the way, the game I reviewed and never played was Knight & Baby, a.k.a. Guardian's Crusade (http://www.gamespot.com/ps/rpg/guardianscrusade/review.html).

Re-reading it is hilarious - watch as the thin line between "writing a professional RPG review" and "regurgitating press releases and strategy guide factoids" is blurred beyond all recognition!


:rofl
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Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2010, 10:29:13 PM
There are some games that take a little while to get going but it's never something where it takes an insane amount of hours. If it is then the game is simply flawed and that should be taken into account as part of the review.

JRPG's for me are notorious for starting out a bit slow but then getting better as they go along. WRPG can have the same issue.

On a personal note, Fallout 3 for me started off fairly slow and I wasn't enjoying it very early on but once you actually start digging into it it becomes really great. Bethesda games in general especially suffer from this.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2010, 10:30:27 PM
I liked Grandia.  :'(
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Post by: Ichirou on February 18, 2010, 10:43:39 PM
I liked Grandia.  :'(

Me too, man.  It was a great game, definitely one of my top ten favorite RPGs.  The PSX port was really fucking weak compared to the Saturn version, though.

fwiw, my top ten is probably (in no particular order):

Panzer Dragoon Saga
Grandia
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy VI
Sakura Taisen
Sakura Taisen 2
Persona 3
Phantasy Star IV
Breath of Fire Dragon Quarter
Lunar 2: Eternal Blue
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Trent Dole on February 18, 2010, 10:55:00 PM
I liked Grandia.  :'(
Is there a way to say 'I wish somebody would make/hack a playable translated version of it for the Saturn' without sounding like a twat? Because I'd really like to play it with the roving guy being named Gin instead of Java and so forth.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2010, 10:58:04 PM
i just don't have the patience or time for that anymore

with games, you get an hour or so

movies/tv, about a half hour

books, about fifty pages

time is short and non-replenishable, and i don't want to waste 10 precious hours of it finding out what percentage of your game doesn't suck ass
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2010, 11:01:31 PM
By the way, the game I reviewed and never played was Knight & Baby, a.k.a. Guardian's Crusade (http://www.gamespot.com/ps/rpg/guardianscrusade/review.html).

Re-reading it is hilarious - watch as the thin line between "writing a professional RPG review" and "regurgitating press releases and strategy guide factoids" is blurred beyond all recognition!


:rofl

I like this sly parenthetical statement, hinting at mastery of the game:

'The game's magic arrives in the form of "Living Toys," a collection of 70 (or is that 71?) companions, each with its own effect. '

I must know if this was also from the press release, or whether you just made it up!
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Ichirou on February 18, 2010, 11:01:44 PM
I liked Grandia.  :'(
Is there a way to say 'I wish somebody would make/hack a playable translated version of it for the Saturn' without sounding like a twat? Because I'd really like to play it with the roving guy being named Gin instead of Java and so forth.

Oh, fuck, yeah, I'd almost forgotten that every single reference to alcohol got turned into coffee.  There were even barrels of coffee and every bar was a coffee shop. :lol
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Post by: Beezy on February 18, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
I'd love a Sega Saturn Grandia 1 translation. It's the only one besides Xtreme that I haven't played.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 18, 2010, 11:59:01 PM
By the way, the game I reviewed and never played was Knight & Baby, a.k.a. Guardian's Crusade (http://www.gamespot.com/ps/rpg/guardianscrusade/review.html).

Re-reading it is hilarious - watch as the thin line between "writing a professional RPG review" and "regurgitating press releases and strategy guide factoids" is blurred beyond all recognition!


:rofl

I like this sly parenthetical statement, hinting at mastery of the game:

'The game's magic arrives in the form of "Living Toys," a collection of 70 (or is that 71?) companions, each with its own effect. '

I must know if this was also from the press release, or whether you just made it up!

that is a top-notch piece of fakery indeed. :bow respect knuckles :bow2
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Ichirou on February 19, 2010, 12:34:19 AM
A link from Patel's Guardian's Crusade thingie (can't very well call it a review, lol) took me to a Granstream Saga review.  How did that piece of shit ever rate a 6.7 from Gamespot?  What the fuck?  Easily one of the worst RPGs I've ever played.  Almost as bad as Beyond the Beyond.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2010, 12:47:32 AM
By the way, the game I reviewed and never played was Knight & Baby, a.k.a. Guardian's Crusade (http://www.gamespot.com/ps/rpg/guardianscrusade/review.html).

Re-reading it is hilarious - watch as the thin line between "writing a professional RPG review" and "regurgitating press releases and strategy guide factoids" is blurred beyond all recognition!


:rofl

I like this sly parenthetical statement, hinting at mastery of the game:

'The game's magic arrives in the form of "Living Toys," a collection of 70 (or is that 71?) companions, each with its own effect. '

I must know if this was also from the press release, or whether you just made it up!

that is a top-notch piece of fakery indeed. :bow respect knuckles :bow2

The press materials said 70 toys, but I knew from reading FAQs based on the Japanese version that if you got all 70 toys you unlocked the secret 71st. And yes, I thought that detail was especially mastery-suggesting. :teehee
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 19, 2010, 09:39:02 AM
A link from Patel's Guardian's Crusade thingie (can't very well call it a review, lol) took me to a Granstream Saga review.  How did that piece of shit ever rate a 6.7 from Gamespot?  What the fuck?  Easily one of the worst RPGs I've ever played.  Almost as bad as Beyond the Beyond.

Probably the same reason Guardian Crusade got a 7.1.
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: magus on February 19, 2010, 09:46:57 AM
I have a terrible confession to make. It's been ten years, so I think the statute of limitations is up.

I reviewed one PSX RPG for Gamespot.com without playing it for a single minute.

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE???

The worst game I ever actually played for a review was definitely Countdown: Vampires.


oh well everyone makes mistake in his li...

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I've played through Final Fantasy VIII five times.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU :wtf :wtf :wtf
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2010, 11:50:55 AM
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2010/02/imagine-journalist/

(http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics7/imagine_journalist-1.jpg)

    FEATURES:
    - Make yourself a great career as a journalist
    - Start as a columnist for a local newspaper and end up as an international reporter, heading your own TV show
    - Get your own press pass
    - Have fun with the full range of journalists’ accessories: notepad, handheld recorder, mic, camera
    - Catch your first scoops by bike and end up travelling in style by helicopter!
    - Discover the exciting parts of a magazine journalist’s job
    - Go out in the field to interview the locals, but also stars, politicians and athletes
    - Attend press conferences and stand out amongst other journalists
    - Take the best pictures to illustrate your articles
    - Organise magazine covers
    - Report great news on TV
    - As a TV news presenter deliver the right information at the right time
    - Record celebrity interviews
    - Release radio programmes on air
    - Develop your investigative skills
    - Become the one who reveals the top news stories!
    - Challenge yourself to deliver exclusive scoops
    - Explore places for interview and picture opportunities
    - Play with your environment as a background for the photoshoot minigame

    JOKE ADDITIONAL FEATURES:
    - Go “freelance” and enjoy the benefits of beard-growing and not having to ever see other people
    - Be owed thousands of pounds you probably won’t ever see
    - Drink so much free alcohol your insides still hurt even after three years of not touching a drop
    - Get insulted every time someone gets sent something and you don’t
    - Start as a columnist for a local newspaper and end up as a depressed blogger
    - Talk to women, but only because they have to because it’s their job
    - Watch your carefully-cultured internet persona disintegrate the first time you meet other industry employees
    - Wonder how people so obviously useless get paid three times as much to do less work
    - Lie to yourself about products being better than they are on a daily basis
    - Develop your plagiarism skills
    - Meet people so horrible you fantasise about fighting them and actually killing them
    - Never quite be important enough to have the final say on anything
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Robo on February 19, 2010, 11:55:20 AM
tl;dp 7.1
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 12:07:16 PM
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- Meet people so horrible you fantasise about fighting them and actually killing them

hey, also a feature in my job game
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 02:39:00 PM
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- Meet people so horrible you fantasise about fighting them and actually killing them

hey, also a feature in my job game

what a coincidence, just used it today!
Title: Re: Gamespot caught lying about their review time of a shitty game.
Post by: chronovore on March 19, 2010, 09:56:11 AM
If he played five hours of it and couldn't stand to play it anymore, he SHOULD HAVE SAID SO IN THE REVIEW. Rather than lie and say that he played it for at least twice as long as he actually did.
Exactly so.