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Title: It's TEKKEN TIME in theatres everywhere
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 12:49:24 AM: [youtube=560,345]st6dHmDSkhY[/youtube]

:punch FUCK YES :punch

IRON FIST TOURNAMENT ALL UP IN YOUR BODILY CAVITIES

LET'S PLAY TEKKEN 6 ONLINE TO CELEBRATE

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Roger and Kuma are not in the movie :japancry
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Post by: Bebpo on February 19, 2010, 12:53:29 AM: wow, I am impressed. It has all 3002 characters from the series!
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Post by: Beezy on February 19, 2010, 12:55:28 AM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/35nca3k.gif)
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Post by: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 01:12:30 AM: Nina and Anna r hottttt nar nar nar
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Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2010, 01:26:54 AM: Oh shit. A fighting tournament in a movie. I have to watch it, its my biggest weakness.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 01:52:19 AM: hmm, wonder if the handsome young dude out for revenge will nail the hot chick and win the tournament
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 01:55:05 AM: This makes me want to proactively ban all fighting games to prevent future film adaptations.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 01:57:02 AM: I suspect you mean preemptively but yes.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2010, 02:00:06 AM: either works
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 02:00:21 AM: That too.
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Post by: Damian79 on February 19, 2010, 02:07:31 AM: So you guys think that all tournament fighting based movies suck or that just this one sucks? I for one loved bloodsport.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 02:08:38 AM: This movie looks worse than the Dragonball movie. And that was pretty bad.
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Post by: Damian79 on February 19, 2010, 02:13:01 AM: How can it possibly be worse than the dragonball movie?
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Post by: drew on February 19, 2010, 02:22:11 AM: ong bak had a tournament in it and that movie was fucking awesome
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 02:33:16 AM: Quote from: Damian79 on February 19, 2010, 02:07:31 AM
So you guys think that all tournament fighting based movies suck or that just this one sucks? I for one loved bloodsport.

I had occasion to watch a youtube 'best of bloodsport' clip recently and oh my god, it was more horrendous than I remembered. Van Damne is so ponderous. There is no flow to the fighting at all.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM: "What the hell is a Dim Mak?"
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 19, 2010, 02:46:28 AM: wtf, no kuma no sale
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 03:18:40 AM: How was he one third of a pair of twins?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2010, 03:25:52 AM: Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
"What the hell is a Dim Mak?"

Steve Aoki's label (http://www.dimmak.com/)
Title: Re: It's TEKKEN TIME in theatres everywhere
Post by: bork on February 19, 2010, 03:30:39 AM: Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 12:49:24 AM

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Roger and Kuma are not in the movie :japancry
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Fuck it, not gonna see it then. THAT'S WHAT U GET MOVIE MAKERS NO FIGHTING BEARS AND KANGAROOS NO SALE. This is why Tekken will tank. Obviously there cannot be any other reason.
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Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2010, 08:16:27 AM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 19, 2010, 03:25:52 AM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
"What the hell is a Dim Mak?"

Steve Aoki's label (http://www.dimmak.com/)

if there was ever anyone who i wanted to hit in the face with a hammer, it would be him
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Post by: archie4208 on February 19, 2010, 08:35:40 AM: Why did Blade bleach his hair? ???
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Post by: TripleA on February 20, 2010, 04:13:56 PM: :japancry :ussrcry :usacry :auscry :swisscry :gbcry :cancry :chinacry
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Post by: Raban on February 20, 2010, 04:21:28 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 01:55:05 AM
This makes me want to proactively ban all fighting games to prevent future film adaptations.

Mortal Kombat was amazing. Hater.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 20, 2010, 04:30:10 PM: I once invented a drinking game called "Cool Shit," and this movie looks absolutely perfect for it.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 20, 2010, 04:46:52 PM: this looks relatively good
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Post by: bork on February 20, 2010, 10:06:30 PM: It's only in Japanese theaters, I think.

The DVD/BD release is next month in the UK IIRC, with no U.S. announcement yet.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 20, 2010, 10:33:23 PM: Quote from: Damian79 on February 19, 2010, 02:07:31 AM
So you guys think that all tournament fighting based movies suck or that just this one sucks? I for one loved bloodsport.

The best tournament fighting movie ever was Master of the Flying Guillotine.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 20, 2010, 10:35:41 PM: If weird ass yoshimitsu shows up I'm for this.
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Post by: iconoclast on February 20, 2010, 11:23:43 PM: This Tekken movie doesn't look too bad to be honest. That trailer alone is already infinitely better than the entire DOA movie at least. So far the only watchable fighting game movie is the SF2 animated film, and even that one's not too great.

Anyone here watch the KOF movie? I still haven't seen that yet.
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 21, 2010, 01:33:19 AM: Quote from: iconoclast on February 20, 2010, 11:23:43 PM
Anyone here watch the KOF movie? I still haven't seen that yet.
If you mean the live action movie, that's not out yet. It looks to combine the clusterfuckery of any of the Street Fighter movies, with some probable competent action. Its a english language Hong Kong production made in Canada, so chances are pretty high it will suck, but the fights probably wont.

I like very much that they cast the same dude for Eddie Gordo who actually does his motion capture.
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Post by: iconoclast on February 21, 2010, 01:40:06 AM: Oh it's not? I took a quick look at wiki and it said it came out in November I think, so I figured it just slipped through.

:bow Maggie Q as Mai
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2010, 03:02:46 AM: I haven't played Tekken in a very long time but all I can say is :punch Yoshimitsu :punch Hopefully this becomes a modern day Mortal Kombat
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Post by: Jansen on February 21, 2010, 08:36:15 AM: maggie q is ugly as fuck.

why oh why did they pick a stick figure to play mai? :-\
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Post by: Green Shinobi on February 21, 2010, 09:38:58 AM: Did they get a crackhead to edit this film? Jesus, the action is less coherent than in a Transformers movie.
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Post by: tiesto on February 22, 2010, 09:07:30 AM: Quote from: Eric P on February 19, 2010, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 19, 2010, 03:25:52 AM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
"What the hell is a Dim Mak?"

Steve Aoki's label (http://www.dimmak.com/)

if there was ever anyone who i wanted to hit in the face with a hammer, it would be him

I think the only house DJ that pisses me off more is Guetta.