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Title: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 12:53:49 PM: Quote
Elton John’s annual Oscar viewing party to benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation is a little more than a week away, and his interview with Parade magazine is certain to help put a spotlight on the event. But it’s not talk of his charitable work that will grab the attention, but his claim that Jesus was gay.

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” he told Parade. “On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you're as good as dead."

Definitive proof Jesus did it in the butt. :hump
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2010, 01:01:26 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Diunx on February 19, 2010, 01:02:39 PM: Knew it!
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 01:04:40 PM: waiting for the detailed fan painting of a nude elton john and jesus smooching
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Robo on February 19, 2010, 01:13:00 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 01:04:40 PM
waiting for the detailed fan painting of a nude elton john and jesus smooching

Hold your fucking horses, I'm still trying to hook up the scanner.
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2010, 01:18:40 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on February 19, 2010, 01:13:00 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 01:04:40 PM
waiting for the detailed fan painting of a nude elton john and jesus smooching

Hold your fucking horses, I'm still trying to hook up the scanner.

:lol
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 01:29:27 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Herr Mafflard on February 19, 2010, 01:31:51 PM: in old English, the word 'apostle' actually meant 'groupie';
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2010, 02:13:59 PM: By more acceptable you mean that lesbians get a nicer execution than gay men, right?
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2010, 02:27:18 PM: I did not know that.
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2010, 02:28:22 PM: I think the underlying issue here is that PEOPLE STILL GET EXECUTED FOR BEING GAY.
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 02:29:13 PM: There's like 200 witnesses here. Poor Jinfash :(
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2010, 02:30:26 PM: I know hey. It has been like 2000 years since Jesus was executed for being gay, you think we would have learned something by now.
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 02:30:49 PM: all of evilbore would be executed

all of us gay, all of us witnesses to each other's gayness

:-* :'(
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 02:49:21 PM: cock pics

i knew they would eventually destroy us :(
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 02:52:53 PM: *Eel does a Willco-cum spit take*
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2010, 02:58:01 PM: What is the definition of gay? Should I delete my set of pics of Wilco in a black garter belt and thigh-highs, purple silk panties, and gold nipple tassels?
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2010, 02:58:42 PM: Don't be silly.

Willco doesn't need a belt!
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 02:59:03 PM: That wasn't gay, that was for Halloween! Halloween is exempt!
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2010, 03:06:56 PM: halloween or hellagay?

we report

you suicide
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2010, 03:09:49 PM: so when i'm penetrating tauntaun, it doesn't matter? he's the one that will get executed?
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2010, 03:10:43 PM: Is it gay to go as a gay dude for Halloween? and then do gay things to be in character. Like the time Wilco went as the dude that gets rapes in Deliverance and kept on making squealing noises all though the party.
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 19, 2010, 03:23:52 PM: Fucking knew it, goddamn cigarillo
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 19, 2010, 04:02:43 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 19, 2010, 03:09:49 PM
so when i'm penetrating tauntaun, it doesn't matter? he's the one that will get executed?

That would make your penis almost as deadly as Kosma's!
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2010, 04:05:31 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 19, 2010, 04:02:43 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 19, 2010, 03:09:49 PM
so when i'm penetrating tauntaun, it doesn't matter? he's the one that will get executed?

That would make your penis almost as deadly as Kosma's!

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2qbruc0.jpg)
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: drew on February 19, 2010, 07:00:53 PM: [youtube=560,345]BjQ7_6i58VQ[/youtube]

gavin was right all along :smug
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: Powerslave on February 19, 2010, 11:58:23 PM: Elton John is gay
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: drew on February 20, 2010, 01:41:08 AM: he is? wow i totally didnt know that. this story makes a lot more sense now!
Title: Re: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay
Post by: treythemovie on February 20, 2010, 02:18:55 AM: [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ibVbxkjnA[/youtube]