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Title: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Barry Egan on February 20, 2010, 12:42:53 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388133

Quote from: Himuro
Last night was a friends birthday party, so we all got smashed with him. Today was hell and I barfed pretty much all day. It sucked.

Anyways, what's interesting though, is that I remember every single aspect of last night.

This includes my roommate trying to seduce me. We've got a neighbor named Rachel, I've had a fling with her before. He says that Rachel was there and wanted to suck my dick. I was drunk but still had enough sense to know Rachel wasn't there. I said I didn't feel like it. I explicitly remember him rubbing his hand along (and inside) my butt crack and starting to pull my pants down. I just turned over and went to sleep and he left. Was he trying to make me think he was Rachel or what?

He probably doesn't think I remember it, but I remember that shit.

It was good of you to pretend to go to sleep Himu.  It made everything else so much easier.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 20, 2010, 12:51:20 AM
One of our buddies freshman year was gay, and another guy we were all kind of friends with on the dorm hall was a big redneck homophobe.  We always wanted to give the homophobe roofies, kick him in his asshole repeatedly, put him in the gay dude's bed and when the homophobe woke up in the morning have the gay dude there naked and smiling and say something like "I got us breakfast, sweetie!"
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: demi on February 20, 2010, 12:52:30 AM
Yawn, fake Himu story. I bet dude's hand smelled like fat sweat and poo.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 12:57:45 AM
Yawn, fake Himu story. I bet dude's hand smelled like fat sweat and poo.

Totally legit.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 20, 2010, 01:07:27 AM
Better establish some boundaries, Himu.  Like, he can blow you but that's it.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 01:13:18 AM
"I don't like dudes."

"Whatchoo mean?"

"Stop it."

"Whatchoo mean?"

He was trying to play dumb. I can't look at him the same way anymore. I don't want to drink with him ever again, or at least, get REAL drunk. A few brews wouldn't be too bad, but throwing up in a trash can drunk is a no go around this dude.

The thing is, he already has a girlfriend! Bisexual? Closet case?
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 01:20:35 AM
Fuck no. He's gone.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: MCD on February 20, 2010, 01:32:04 AM
he just wanted to taste a jappy black cock :'(
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: demi on February 20, 2010, 01:32:38 AM
IMO, I would have said no to a BJ, but I would be ok with a handjob. It would be ok because you were drunk and didnt know any better.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 01:37:45 AM
Got a good point.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 02:44:58 AM
I know if I was drunk I'd never be able to resist Himu's pheromones.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 03:22:05 AM
Is this the guy who went psycho after his gf left him? Seems odd that he'd react that way if he was gay  ???

Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Powerslave on February 20, 2010, 03:25:02 AM
the fuck is wrong with you himuro..
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 03:25:41 AM
 Himu's reaction to it all was :lol.  He just turned over like "well, if you're going to fucking rape me just do it and then lemme sleep."
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Powerslave on February 20, 2010, 03:31:56 AM
lmao I can totally picture Himuro looking confused for a moment, then drastically shrugging his shoulders in a comical fashion before turning over and accepting his fate :lol
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 03:58:37 AM
The roomie was probably "fuck, it's no fun if he's actually into it.  I enjoy the struggle" and that's why he backed off. :(
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: brawndolicious on February 20, 2010, 04:11:23 AM
now he's going to wake up with a gorilla mask.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Diunx on February 20, 2010, 11:09:50 AM
So are you gonna ask him for a blowjob today?
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 11:16:44 AM
So Himu, how's your ass feeling?

Anyway, any updates?

What is there to say? I won't be getting trashed around him any longer.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 11:40:31 AM
No, he was drunk too.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: demi on February 20, 2010, 12:04:23 PM
See, should have got a quick handy from your roommate. You guys were drunk, none the wiser.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 12:20:37 PM
Have you brought it up with him yet?
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 20, 2010, 01:48:48 PM
What if I was drunk with my fingers up your ass Himu?  :smug

Not only camels but donkeys too eh? :smug
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 01:54:55 PM
Hey PD, if you and Cheebs were both drunk one night and he made a pass at you, are you saying no?

You saw his new pic. Age hasn't been kind to cheebs  :'(
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 20, 2010, 02:36:18 PM
pics of rachel?
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: demi on February 20, 2010, 02:37:29 PM
Himu. Would you say you have a hairy ass? Just trying to imagine what that guy had to go through. I think I have a pretty hairy ass and taint area, myself.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Brehvolution on February 20, 2010, 06:46:36 PM
When the dude left, he probably tugged one out with you in mind. Most men don't have someone who jerked it to them.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 20, 2010, 06:51:50 PM
The real question this thread raises is why is Himu posting about his homoerotic encounters at GAF, when clearly Evilbore is the appropriate place for it. That would be like if you lived in Texas, but you drove to New York to get some Tex-Mex, it just doesn't make sense.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: brawndolicious on February 20, 2010, 07:28:58 PM
Are you homophobic himuro? So what if a guy comes on to you, yeah its yucky so just tell him your straight and get on with getting drunk.
um, flirting and feeling up are two different things.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Getting drunk again tonight. Wish me luck.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 08:51:41 PM
Have you brought it up with him yet?

Nope. Not gonna.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 08:53:33 PM
Getting drunk again tonight. Wish me luck.

Your anal virginity won't last the night. :)
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 08:54:02 PM
Getting drunk again tonight. Wish me luck.

Your anal virginity won't last the night. :)

He's not coming!


pics of rachel?

I actually think you'd like her but I'm not crossing that line. She's white (your type!!!) and blonde (!!!).
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: brawndolicious on February 20, 2010, 08:54:33 PM
if it was just really distinguished mentally-challenged "fake-gay" humor behavior, then it might be best to just ignore it.  But if you think he's really gay, and is apparently trying way to hard to come onto you, then it's probably a good idea to set some boundaries.  at the end of the day it's your anal virginity and so you'll know how to handle it better than any of us.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 08:56:15 PM
Getting drunk again tonight. Wish me luck.

Your anal virginity won't last the night. :)

He's not coming!

Trust me...he's cumming. :teehee
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
if it was just really distinguished mentally-challenged "fake-gay" humor behavior, then it might be best to just ignore it.  But if you think he's really gay, and is apparently trying way to hard to come onto you, then it's probably a good idea to set some boundaries.  at the end of the day it's your anal virginity and so you'll know how to handle it better than any of us.

He can't be gay, right? He has a girlfriend and fucks her about every day.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Barry Egan on February 20, 2010, 09:08:16 PM
Well, he did stick his finger up your ass. 
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 09:15:38 PM
Does this mean Himuro was officially "molested"?
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Powerslave on February 20, 2010, 09:16:36 PM
it's not molestation if you feel indifferent about it
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 20, 2010, 09:26:25 PM
Himu, he's probably been watching you undress and shit (leading up to this risky proposition). I would feel so violated but then get a boner. I would then turn over and fall asleep.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 09:39:29 PM
He probably saw Himu's naked 10inch cockasaurus and assumed he was hard :teehee

Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Barry Egan on February 20, 2010, 09:51:33 PM
In the span of a day Himu went from "not getting drunk around him again, no sirrreee!" to "getting hammered, wish me luck". 

I'm thinking about renaming the thread "Himuro fills the existential void with forays in to bumsex".
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 20, 2010, 09:52:19 PM
:lol

Now whenever Himu is in the same room with his roommate, he's gonna see this expression (whether its imagined or not, who knows)

(http://i50.tinypic.com/292bo9l.gif)

Its gonna be like Shutter Island for Himu but with the added threat of gay sex
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 10:19:09 PM
What Himu really needs to do is

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Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 20, 2010, 10:21:55 PM
if it was just really distinguished mentally-challenged "fake-gay" humor behavior, then it might be best to just ignore it.  But if you think he's really gay, and is apparently trying way to hard to come onto you, then it's probably a good idea to set some boundaries.  at the end of the day it's your anal virginity and so you'll know how to handle it better than any of us.

He can't be gay, right? He has a girlfriend and fucks her about every day.

He's just trying to kick it with a dude, yo. He ain't trying to marry one.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 10:38:28 PM
In the span of a day Himu went from "not getting drunk around him again, no sirrreee!" to "getting hammered, wish me luck". 

I'm thinking about renaming the thread "Himuro fills the existential void with forays in to bumsex".


He didn't come. I said wish me luck because who knows what would happen if I went to sleep.

Anyways, today was Mardis Gras carnival night, and we underestimated the amount of people who'd be out at our usual place because it's often empty.

Just had a few beers and now I'm going to play FF12. No rape tonight!
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 20, 2010, 10:39:55 PM
That's what you think... you'll get lulled to sleep easily by the boringness of FF12, and then it's just one quick slap of a choloroform soaked rag to your face and you'll wake up tomorrow with a sore anoos.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 10:41:53 PM
That's what you think... you'll get lulled to sleep easily by the boringness of FF12, and then it's just one quick slap of a choloroform soaked rag to your face and you'll wake up tomorrow with a sore anoos.

FF12 won't bore me because I've got The Strokes - Is This It blasting on my speakers!

[youtube=560,345]64-JxFMsbr0[/youtube]

:bow :bow

Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2010, 10:43:19 PM
He went out with his gf anyways. We're gonna spark up later tonight, though.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 10:43:47 PM
You have to confront him.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 20, 2010, 10:43:49 PM
So tonight was a bust then Himu?
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 20, 2010, 10:57:21 PM
So tonight was a bust then Himu?

Until later, when his roommate comes back and "busts" one in his hinder.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 11:12:51 PM
He went out with his gf anyways. We're gonna spark up later tonight, though.

I thought you'd quit using weed around the time you turned to Islam?
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 20, 2010, 11:15:02 PM
He went out with his gf anyways. We're gonna spark up later tonight, though.

I thought you'd quit using weed around the time you turned to Islam?

Yes, but now he's a godless heathen hanging out in the park again. 
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2010, 11:25:09 PM
Maybe the most logical thing to do is drop some type of hint that you'd be open to a threesome with him and his gf. Or a cuckold type arrangement. It's a good compromise because you get to bang his gf, he gets to watch. And if his balls tough yours during dp well, no harm no foul.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Ichirou on February 20, 2010, 11:34:22 PM
Himu does vaginal entry, roomie does rear entry (since he's closet gay), and their ballsacks gently rub against each other as they grind into roomie's gf.

NICE.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Beezy on February 21, 2010, 06:30:49 AM
Drunk and just got home. If any dude grabbed my ass he'd get laid the fuck out. Man up Himu.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2010, 06:34:00 AM
Drunk and just got home. If any dude grabbed my ass he'd get laid the fuck out. Man up Himu.

I KEEPS IT REAL
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Beezy on February 21, 2010, 06:34:56 AM
 :lol

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I'm serious though. >:(
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Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 21, 2010, 10:54:42 AM
Drunk and just got home. If any dude grabbed my ass he'd get laid. Man up Himu.

ya, man up Himu!
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 21, 2010, 11:55:11 AM
Drunk and just got home. If any dude grabbed my ass he'd get laid the fuck out. Man up Himu.

Dude, would you have the energy for that if you're puking your guts out? NO!
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: demi on February 21, 2010, 11:59:44 AM
If any dude grabbed my ass he'd get laid the fuck out

On a bed of roses
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2010, 01:02:25 PM
Beezy dont' take no man on man booty caressing
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Beezy on February 21, 2010, 01:29:23 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 21, 2010, 02:16:32 PM
Beezy, don't trust Jinfash. He's never been drunk before. When he does, he'll try to convince you into sweet man love. After all, he's gay.
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: Himu on February 21, 2010, 02:20:22 PM
Scoot on over here...  :-*
Title: Re: What I did with Himuro last night
Post by: BlackMage on February 21, 2010, 11:42:10 PM
the whole idea of him sticking his hand in your buttcrack really grosses me out  :-X