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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 10:18:21 PM

Title: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 10:18:21 PM
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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
"OWN THE PODIUM"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2010, 10:23:08 PM
(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii83/eznark/2n85wl3.gif)
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 21, 2010, 10:24:14 PM
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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: etiolate on February 21, 2010, 10:24:39 PM
Canada, 45 shots and 2 goals. More impotent than the Log thread.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 21, 2010, 10:25:27 PM
Where are Malek and Boogie? I want to taste their tears!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 21, 2010, 10:26:39 PM
Boogie's probably riding his horse into battle against the terrorist hoards right now, barely able to fight back the bitter tears.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 21, 2010, 10:39:41 PM
where was all this tough talk BEFORE the game eh

eh

EH
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2010, 10:42:11 PM
I didn't even realize there was a game until I saw someone mention it on Twitter when it started.  :-[
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 21, 2010, 10:42:58 PM
I didn't even realize there was a game until I saw someone mention it on Twitter when it started.  :-[

That's okay, you're an American. You only have to care about hockey when we're winning.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 21, 2010, 10:43:35 PM
This is like own Canada day. First milk in a bag, now this and now Nickelback.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2010, 10:46:07 PM
 :'(

I didn't even realize there was a game until I saw someone mention it on Twitter when it started.  :-[

Enjoy the color from Olbermann and Maddow?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Barry Egan on February 21, 2010, 10:50:54 PM
Canada is a frozen compost dump and I can't wait to return to civilization in a couple months.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 21, 2010, 10:51:45 PM
Canada is a frozen compost dump and I can't wait to return to civilization in a couple months.

But I thought you were from America? ???
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Barry Egan on February 21, 2010, 10:53:55 PM
NYC ho. 

:patel
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 21, 2010, 11:04:19 PM
lol Canada lol
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2010, 11:06:19 PM
Ovechkin is gonna do this to Crosby.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CqNuXY0GBY[/youtube]

If Canada even makes it that far.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: muckhole on February 21, 2010, 11:57:23 PM
WE WILL STILL BEAT YOU IN TOBOGGANING :cancry
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 22, 2010, 03:57:31 AM
Isnt this the only sport Canada is supposed to be good at?

Well, there's curling... oh, you said sport.  Yes.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Powerslave on February 22, 2010, 09:00:39 AM
The Canadian team lost at some Winter Olympics game.

HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Ichirou on February 22, 2010, 09:13:18 AM
Why did you have to be a powerslave?  You're a god, why can't you live on?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Powerslave on February 22, 2010, 12:21:57 PM
Why did you have to be a powerslave?  You're a god, why can't you live on?

E-|--3-0-0-0-0--0-0----3-0-0-0-0--0-0--0-2-2-2--2-3-3-3--3-5-5-5--3-2-0-0
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Tauntaun on February 22, 2010, 02:30:06 PM
NYC ho. 

:patel

Oh man, me too.  We should get together.  :D

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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Tauntaun on February 22, 2010, 02:38:17 PM
My F*cking Grandpa is gonna get some luv.  That's L-U-V luv, gangsta ghetto luv.  Word 2 yo muva! 

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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Boogie on February 22, 2010, 03:47:37 PM
I hate you all.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Boogie on February 22, 2010, 03:48:29 PM
Also: Fuck Ryan Miller.  Fuck him up his stupid ass.  :maf
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 03:50:53 PM
:lol your tears they taste so good :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 22, 2010, 03:53:06 PM
I've actually been watching all the Olympic hockey games, we had a big party at our place yesterday specifically for the US vs. Canada match.

Also: Fuck Ryan Miller.  Fuck him up his stupid ass.  :maf

u mad
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Ganhyun on February 22, 2010, 03:57:03 PM
 :american :american :american :american :american
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 04:03:51 PM
Yeah, except we didn't need help to win. :smug
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Boogie on February 22, 2010, 04:08:08 PM
USA vs Canada in hockey is like Poland vs Germany in WW2?

No, Slovakia vs. Bulgaria in women's hockey is like Germany vs. Poland in WW2.

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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 04:53:13 PM
USA : Canada :: Poland : Germany

Poland needed Allies to overcome Nazi occupation, we beat Canada all by ourselves. What's there to get ???
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 22, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
USA vs Canada in hockey is like Poland vs Germany in WW2?

No, Slovakia vs. Bulgaria in women's hockey is like Germany vs. Poland in WW2.

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:rofl
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Did you even learn history in school willco?

I guess I must have missed the class where Poland was not invaded and occupied by Nazi Germany?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 05:43:44 PM
Damn, I guess I must have missed the class where Poland was only partially invaded and occupied by the Soviet Union (after Germany invaded). Or the class where they explained that by the time Stalin liberated the country from Nazi occupation, the Soviet Union was officially one of the Allies.

Damn, I missed a lot of classes. :smug
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 22, 2010, 05:58:10 PM
This all started from a distinguished mentally-challenged Borys analogy. Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 06:07:26 PM
That, and because he knows I'm right :smug
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 22, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
Apparently Poland is really good at getting invaded and occupied.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 22, 2010, 06:54:21 PM
Every thread recently seems to end up in Polish annihilation. It just seems to be their racial fate.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 22, 2010, 11:44:11 PM
Take your hockey victory, America, because it looks like we got ICE DANCING GOLD!

PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 22, 2010, 11:57:41 PM
Tessa Virtue  :heartbeat
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 12:06:12 AM
PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.

That doesn't make any sense. The Super Bowl was watched by almost a third of America.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 12:14:45 AM
PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.

That doesn't make any sense. The Super Bowl was watched by almost a third of America.

13 million is more than a third of Canada. No gold medal in math for you.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2010, 12:19:31 AM
PS: 13 million Canadians watched the hockey game yesterday, which is proportionately more than watched the Super Bowl in the US.

BUT 300 million Americans don't care about that, which is significantly higher than the proportion of Canadians that do care about it. Therefore, Canada sucks and so does hockey.

 :cancry
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
That's too bad, GR. The quality of hockey is insane. Combine all-star quality teams, national pride, and single elimination games and you have a really exciting tournament.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 23, 2010, 12:27:29 AM
That's too bad, GR. The quality of hockey is insane. Combine all-star quality teams, national pride, and single elimination games and you have a real exciting tournament.

^^ I was pretty fucking impressed, and I haven't watched hockey in years.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2010, 12:44:05 AM
That's too bad, GR. The quality of hockey is insane. Combine all-star quality teams, national pride, and single elimination games and you have a really exciting tournament.

Sounds pretty boring if you ask me. :smug
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 23, 2010, 12:50:23 AM
Tessa Virtue  :heartbeat

She's pretty hot, if a little flat.  Maybe she can use some of her inevitable sponsorship and endorsement monies for a tasteful cup increase.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 12:50:35 AM
The US / Canadada game was definitely so good. Can't wait till the Russians get into the mix.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 12:57:53 AM
The US / Canadada game was definitely so good. Can't wait till the Russians get into the mix.

You don't want to face Ovechkin.
[youtube=560,345]eorWhtV9Aqk[/youtube]
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: chronovore on February 23, 2010, 01:21:56 AM
Every thread recently seems to end up in Polish annihilation. It just seems to be their racial fate.
That was so harsh, I nearly fell out of my chair.

Also: LOL WAT? Canada lost to the Americans in their chosen sport? Is the apocalypse nigh?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 01:35:53 AM
13 million is more than a third of Canada. No gold medal in math for you.

I was unaware your population was so low. No wonder you can afford health care!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 01:42:21 AM
13 million is more than a third of Canada. No gold medal in math for you.

I was unaware your population was so low. No wonder you can afford health care!

That doesn't make sense.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 01:50:25 AM
Damn Ovechkin is a monster. His puck control is insane. It's like watching Kobe Bryant dribble.

And he moves as gracefully as a Na'vi!
Title: There's probably a nicer way to say this
Post by: Mandark on February 23, 2010, 01:52:06 AM
Keep your clingy, bandwagoning ass away from Ovechkin, Green Shinobi.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 01:53:50 AM
The sound of his slapshots reminds me of a Muse drum solo!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2010, 01:54:48 AM
:lol

His total goal count is as epic as the Titanic!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 01:55:52 AM
I think the Titanic comparison is more appropriate for the Canadian hockey team
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 01:56:47 AM
Ovechkin's hockey IQ is comparable to Green Shinobi's IQ!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 23, 2010, 01:57:20 AM
I have never heard of this Ovechkin chap before but that backsliding hookshot has the insanity ... of a manatee
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mandark on February 23, 2010, 02:02:33 AM
Ovechkin is one of the few hockey players that can do things that are patently incredible to casual fans like myself, as opposed to the "going top shelf on a backhand is really difficult from that angle" brand of skill.

He's scored lying down, sitting down, going between a defender's legs, between his own legs, etc.  One day I'll mumble unintelligibly to someone's grandchildren about having seen him in his prime.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 02:05:09 AM
Ovechkin is one of the few hockey players that can do things that are patently incredible to casual fans like myself, as opposed to the "going top shelf on a backhand is really difficult from that angle" brand of skill.

He's scored lying down, sitting down, going between a defender's legs, between his own legs, etc.  One day I'll mumble unintelligibly to someone's grandchildren about having seen him in his prime.
Kid: Ovechkin? Who's that?
Old Mandark: He was a hockey player.
Kid: what's hockey?
Old Mandark: It was Canada's national sport before it was replaced by ice dancing.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 23, 2010, 02:34:56 AM
Canada is no longer Good Jon worthy.... ice dancers from Great Britain did a routine to Linkin Park's Crawling tonight...  :yuck
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: ManaByte on February 23, 2010, 02:47:37 AM
Thankfully SoCal already forgot what Hockey is so I don't have to worry about the $10 minor league Hockey ticket prices going away.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 10:26:53 AM
Ovechkin is the only reason I watch Caps games. I used to be a pretty diehard fan in my youth (Peter Bondra :omg), but that faded away as I got older. I don't think I watched a single hockey game for maybe seven years until I started watching casually last year.

And Mandark, if this makes you feel better, I didn't start watching because I'm a bandwagon guy. The cute chicks at the bar I used to frequent were all Caps fans. I started watching hockey because of the chicks. Sad, but true.

EDIT: You ever see them play at USAir Arena, Mandark?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 23, 2010, 10:40:36 AM
Curious as to what the more knowledgeable hockey fans here think of the Ovechkin-Crosby debate.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 11:05:47 AM
Ovechkin > Crosby
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mandark on February 23, 2010, 12:12:00 PM
EDIT: You ever see them play at USAir Arena, Mandark?

The first game that I can specifically remember was this one. (http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/washingtonpost/access/8626944.html?FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS&date=Apr+29%2C+1995&author=Hochberg%2C+Len&desc=Capitals+will+play+on+into+playoffs)

Bondra was already the main goalscorer.  I remember not having followed hockey much, and deciding he was our best player based on the stats they had on his page in the program.  There was also Michal Pivonka, Calle Johansson, Steve Konowalchuk, Joe Reekie, Jim "Ace" Carey before the Penguins destroyed his psyche, and a very young Sergei Gonchar.

Man.  Checking that roster on hockeydb.com I realized for the first time that 94-95 was a lockout season.  Shows how close I was following the NHL before that point.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 12:22:12 PM
I actually got Pivonka to autograph a poster I got from a game.

Oddly enough, one of the most enjoyable hockey games I have ever attended was at Giant Center - back when the Hershey Bears (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hershey_Bears) were an affiliate for the Colorado Avalanche. I also saw them years ago, after the Capitals took on the team and they were coach by a little-known guy named Bruce Boudreau.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mandark on February 23, 2010, 12:23:40 PM
You know who I wish I had seen at the Capital Centre?

These guys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Warthogs).
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 23, 2010, 12:49:14 PM
13 million is more than a third of Canada. No gold medal in math for you.

I was unaware your population was so low. No wonder you can afford health care!

That doesn't make sense.

:lol
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 12:53:16 PM
Of course it does! You guys have the population of a small island! You don't even really have any health care costs!

In comparison, America probably has a population of diabetics equal to or greater than that of the entire Canadian population!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2010, 04:18:30 PM
I've got the USA-Switzerland game on the radio in my office. Anyone else listening/watching it?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 04:24:50 PM
I'm watching it.

Zero goals on 40+ shots. GOOD JON AMERICA!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2010, 04:24:55 PM
I'm watching it, its an amazing game so far. Lots of good saves from Hiller and Miller and the ending of the 2nd Period was fucking ridiculous.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 04:38:44 PM
america scores
 :-\
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2010, 04:43:13 PM
America annihilates Malek.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2010, 04:44:32 PM
TWICE.

edit: Maybe not.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 05:11:28 PM
Parise  :maf
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 24, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
:rock

(I napped through this game. :()
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2010, 05:14:04 PM
:american
:cancry
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 05:14:22 PM
(I napped through this game. :()

Will you watch Crosby v. Ovechkin in two hours?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 24, 2010, 05:20:15 PM
(I napped through this game. :()

Will you watch Crosby v. Ovechkin in two hours?

Oh shit, that's tonight? :o
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 05:22:24 PM
Probably not even on TV in the States. Maybe on QVC!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2010, 05:28:54 PM
The Canada-Russia game is on CNBC.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 07:46:54 PM
Canada is dominating.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 07:52:50 PM
Russia am cry.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 24, 2010, 07:55:33 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2010, 07:58:38 PM
The Russians will always have Singles Ice Skating, oh wait :teehee
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2010, 08:42:56 PM
Too bad Canada couldn't play like this against America.  :american

The Russians will always have Singles Ice Skating, oh wait :teehee

I don't know what you're talking about, they got their Platinum medal.  :teehee
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2010, 08:57:23 PM
Too bad Canada couldn't play like this against America.  :american


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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2010, 09:02:19 PM
I have great health care coverage through work. I don't have to pay anything for it.  :teehee

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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Boogie on February 24, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Booyah, motherfuckers, booyah.  Bring on the semis, then the rematch with you fucking yanks!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Boogie on February 25, 2010, 12:06:40 AM
Ovechkin > Crosby

dude, he asked about knowledgeable hockey fans.

After tonight, I think we can establish that no matter Ovie's Individual skill, he can't seal the deal for his team.  He has now choked on the world junior championship, the NHL championship, and the Olympics.  While Sid has a Stanley Cup win, a world junior win, and is still alive during the Olympics.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Donono on February 25, 2010, 05:42:33 AM
Canada's own the podium campaign contributed to the death of a competitor.  Whatever happens, Canada's Olympics are marred.  Not even hockey can save you now!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 25, 2010, 08:10:05 AM
Would it be accurate to say that Ovechkin is a better scorer, but Crosby is better at getting the whole offense to play to its optimum level?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 02:51:09 PM
Listening to the USA-Finland game at work today, local sports radio station is carrying it. Not sure how much work will get done...
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:05:22 PM
That was fast. :lol
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2010, 03:07:50 PM
Listening to the USA-Finland game at work today, local sports radio station is carrying it. Not sure how much work will get done...

Distant :bow :bow :bow :bow

I wouldn't have known it was one if it wasn't for your post. What an awkward time to have such an important match.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2010, 03:13:09 PM
that was a quick game
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:13:22 PM
Whoa, immediate Finland annihilation.

edit: Hockey on the radio doesn't translate very well, but it's better than nothing.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:16:46 PM
GAME OVA.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 26, 2010, 03:19:31 PM
This is insane. :rofl
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:19:44 PM
:american
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Boogie on February 26, 2010, 03:20:33 PM
Good.  I prefer rematching the Americans for gold anyway.*. It's the way it should be.


*provided we get past Slovakia, of course. /superstition
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:23:50 PM
Mercy rule? :lol

edit: 6-0 in the first period!!!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2010, 03:25:13 PM
What a massacre.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 26, 2010, 03:25:24 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:26:15 PM
USA USA USA USA USA
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2010, 03:27:21 PM
The Fins are finished.

Yeeaaahhhhhh
/me puts glasses on
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2010, 03:30:52 PM
There's probably some young Finnish child, in Finland, all in blue with a child sized Finnish flag propped up in his tiny fist about to ask his Papa what has gone wrong. Today is the day this young boy learns that Fathers also cry and his heroic image of papa is smashed to pieces.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 03:32:30 PM
It's also the day that he learns about alcoholism.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2010, 03:37:17 PM
It's also the day that he learns about alcoholism.

If he's Finish, he's already learned about alcoholism.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 26, 2010, 04:19:00 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKIN USA BITCHES

USA USA USA
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2010, 05:20:08 PM
:lol

It should be Good Jon, Canada. Jon being an EB inside joke (some overexcited dude on GAF posted "Good jon, everybody" instead of "good job" and things went from there).
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2010, 07:03:35 PM
Man, since when did Canada become trashier than their Southern counterparts?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 26, 2010, 07:08:41 PM
:lol

It should be Good Jon, Canada. Jon being an EB inside joke (some overexcited dude on GAF posted "Good jon, everybody" instead of "good job" and things went from there).
Yup. It was in reference to a post in the GAF NPD thread back in June 2008, in which many Sony faithful were more than excited about MGS4's sales performance. Screencap:

(http://i45.tinypic.com/30hr1g1.jpg)

Origin thread:http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23017.msg581620#msg581620 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23017.msg581620#msg581620)

That's awesome that it was confused for an actual person, lol

 
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 08:39:10 PM
Where's the Canada-Slovakia game? CNBC is showing curling...  :maf
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 26, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
It starts at 9:30 EST.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
6:30? They kept saying it was a 4:30 PST game all day today on the radio.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 26, 2010, 08:46:27 PM
6:30? They kept saying it was a 4:30 PST game all day today on the radio.
http://www.vancouver2010.com/olympic-hockey-schedule-results/

18:30
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 26, 2010, 08:47:49 PM
Canada might be about to choke away the women's curling final, too.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 26, 2010, 09:04:22 PM
Yep, they lost. MILF owned.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2010, 09:04:38 PM
GOOD.JON.CANADA

Sheryl Bernard is still hot though
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2010, 09:08:14 PM
Jason Statham IS Jon Canada IN Assault on Whistler Mountain

"This winter, he'll take home the gold medal...in KILLING."
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Boogie on February 26, 2010, 09:59:33 PM
2-0 Canada :D
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2010, 10:15:11 PM
Feels like Olympic Hockey is just there for Canada and US. Poor everyone else, this is Basketball all ova' again.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 26, 2010, 11:32:36 PM
Yep, they lost. MILF owned.

I would totally own that milf :drool
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2010, 11:35:21 PM
Canada lost their 3 score lead in Hockey. Its Good Jon in that regard but I'm hoping for an epic OT from another score.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 26, 2010, 11:40:03 PM
This final is gonna be awesome.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2010, 11:44:22 PM
This final is gonna be awesome.

That was close at the end.  :lol

Good Jon Canada v. Uncle Sam woot
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2010, 11:44:58 PM
Yep, they lost. MILF owned.

I would totally own that milf :drool

Order your "Girls of Curling" calendar yet?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 26, 2010, 11:57:08 PM
Jon Canada is going down.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2010, 12:00:06 AM

Jon is too good.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mandark on February 27, 2010, 12:06:35 AM
:lol

It should be Good Jon, Canada. Jon being an EB inside joke (some overexcited dude on GAF posted "Good jon, everybody" instead of "good job" and things went from there).

Man, I had forgotten the origin and just vaguely retconned it as a Father Mike thing.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 03:04:35 PM
Canada vs. The US
Good vs. Evil!

In Canada, it's the most important day in history; in the US, it's Sunday.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 03:09:58 PM
In Canada, it's the most important day in history; in the US, it's Sunday.

Boy, that sure says a lot about Canada. :lol

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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mandark on February 28, 2010, 03:10:31 PM
Canada vs. The US
Good vs. Evil!

In Canada, it's the most important day in history; in the US, it's Sunday.

(http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/raul-julia-bison.jpg)
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 03:11:11 PM
:lol

Best of luck, Malek. Should be a good game.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 03:13:16 PM
The US President and the Canadian ummm Prime Minister? Should have made some sort of wager. Canada wins, they get some sort of BBQ brisket, US wins they get a poutine cake :teehee
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 03:14:02 PM
link to the poutine cake please.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 03:15:15 PM
link to the poutine cake please.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33513.msg1060347#msg1060347

Its fake though  :'(
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 03:36:23 PM
GOOD JON, AMERICA

woot, Winnipeg's own Jonathan Toews!

edit: 1-0 after one period!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
;_______________________________;
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 04:13:47 PM
Perry!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 04:13:58 PM
Canada's got the momentum in this one, gonna be tough to come back.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 28, 2010, 04:14:21 PM
:usacry
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 04:17:46 PM
Will this sting as much as America's 1968 loss to Denmark in handball?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 04:24:30 PM
boo
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 04:25:03 PM
yay
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 28, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/rw40ea.gif)
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 05:23:33 PM
I'm going to lose, like, a week of trolling Malek if America loses :punch

Sure looks that way.  :-\
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 05:24:55 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 05:25:09 PM
 :D

Didn't see that happening!
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 05:25:13 PM
LOL
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 05:25:36 PM
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 05:26:28 PM
Parise's father is Canadian. This is bullshit
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 05:27:47 PM
That was pretty amazing :lol
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 05:28:02 PM
POUTINE CAKE FO' EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 05:28:37 PM
:bow murica :bow2

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Best post ever.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 05:29:10 PM
 :cancry
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 05:30:22 PM
God, this is fucking incredible.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 05:42:35 PM
crosby sucks
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 05:50:13 PM
crosby no longer sucks
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 28, 2010, 05:50:54 PM
crosby sucks

Yep, Crosy sucks.

Good game.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: demi on February 28, 2010, 05:51:31 PM
You knew it was gonna happen, US wasnt being aggressive at all
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 05:52:30 PM
Good for Canada. It's nice for them to have something they're good at it.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 05:53:20 PM
Awesome game but yeah you could tell Canada went into overdrive in OT, they really wanted it more
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 05:53:59 PM
FUCKKKKK
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 05:54:56 PM
Yeah, the Americans weren't nearly as aggressive.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 05:55:44 PM
 :usacry

Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 05:57:12 PM
Nobody in America cares. If we lost, we'd go back to watching the NBA until MLB opening day. If we won, we'd just laugh at Canada all week. :lol
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 28, 2010, 05:59:23 PM
list of things Canada is better than America at:

- hockey
- snow
- flannel
- ice
- poutine
- sleet (a mixture of ice and snow)
- TimbitsTM
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 06:00:23 PM

basically everything that matters.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Donono on February 28, 2010, 06:00:47 PM
I've been watching the Lakers/Nuggets game this whole time.
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 06:01:03 PM
People in the cold loser states care (Massachusetts for instance).

:punch BOSTON BRUINS :punch

Yeah, I'm not a big hockey fan. Football is where its at  :heart
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Barry Egan on February 28, 2010, 06:02:06 PM
list of things Canada is better than America at:

- hockey
- snow
- flannel
- ice
- poutine
- sleet (a mixture of ice and snow)
- TimbitsTM

(http://images.askmen.com/daily/blogs/entertainment/canadians-respond-to-hockey-upset-flash.jpg)
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 06:02:37 PM
Time for Spring Training. :D
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 28, 2010, 06:03:00 PM
I've been watching the Lakers/Nuggets game this whole time.
:supergay
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 06:03:36 PM
list of things Canada is better than America at:

- hockey
- snow
- flannel
- ice
- poutine
- sleet (a mixture of ice and snow)
- TimbitsTM

(http://images.askmen.com/daily/blogs/entertainment/canadians-respond-to-hockey-upset-flash.jpg)

bubububuubbuu Canada has half the population of California :smug
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Donono on February 28, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
I've been watching the Lakers/Nuggets game this whole time.
:supergay

:patel
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 28, 2010, 06:07:05 PM
goddamn Stevie Y is mad hunk
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 28, 2010, 06:08:29 PM
goddamn Stevie Y is mad hunk
no homo
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 28, 2010, 06:09:22 PM
list of things Canada is better than America at:

- hockey
- snow
- flannel
- ice
- poutine
- sleet (a mixture of ice and snow)
- TimbitsTM

(http://images.askmen.com/daily/blogs/entertainment/canadians-respond-to-hockey-upset-flash.jpg)

bubububuubbuu Canada has half the population of California :smug

Don't you mean Canada's population is half the prison population of California?  Or has California stuck their criminals in so many other places that this is no longer true?
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 28, 2010, 06:11:03 PM
list of things Canada is better than America at:

- hockey
- snow
- flannel
- ice
- poutine
- sleet (a mixture of ice and snow)
- TimbitsTM

(http://images.askmen.com/daily/blogs/entertainment/canadians-respond-to-hockey-upset-flash.jpg)

bubububuubbuu Canada has half the population of California :smug

Don't you mean Canada's population is half the prison population of California?  Or has California stuck their criminals in so many other places that this is no longer true?

:smug
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Beezy on February 28, 2010, 06:15:01 PM
This was suppose to be another laugh at Canadians opportunity. :(
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 28, 2010, 06:17:11 PM
Time for Spring Training. :D

Aren't you still a Mets fan?  That's nothing for you to look forward to.  :smug
Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2010, 06:19:55 PM
OLIVER PEREZ IS IN THE BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE

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Title: Re: GOOD JON CANADA
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 28, 2010, 07:27:50 PM
Was there a hockey game on or something? ???