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Title: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: mojovonio on February 22, 2010, 04:30:15 PM: (http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/ahshieh/files/2008/08/iliza-shlesinger.JPG)
(http://a946.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/l_11354a924ca2865866827226f916feb9.jpg)

Oh bababababay

[youtube=560,345]AHPZvoj2SG8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2010, 04:35:54 PM: Sarah Silverman. Fuck anti-semites
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: OptimoPeach on February 22, 2010, 04:41:55 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2010, 04:35:54 PM
Sarah Silverman. Fuck anti-semites
A thousand times this
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: brawndolicious on February 22, 2010, 05:10:01 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2010, 04:35:54 PM
Sarah Silverman. Fuck anti-semites
what other anti-semites would you do?
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Mupepe on February 22, 2010, 05:17:07 PM: I'm just not into Sarah Silverman. I don't find her attractive at all. And she's so fucking annoying. She's so annoying I can't separate her personality from her looks. That's quite an amazing feat.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Robo on February 22, 2010, 05:31:33 PM: Chelsea Handler

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chelsea-handler.jpg)

She's not at all funny, but yeah son.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 06:10:17 PM: I don't get this topic, women aren't funny
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2010, 06:11:55 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on February 22, 2010, 05:10:01 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2010, 04:35:54 PM
Sarah Silverman. Fuck anti-semites
what other anti-semites would you do?

Dunno, but you're an anti-semite if you wouldn't lay the pipe on Tzipi Livni :drool
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 22, 2010, 11:20:29 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
I don't get this topic, women aren't funny

MY MOM CALLED ONE DAY AND SHE WAS LIKE "WHEN ARE YOU GONNNA GET MARRRIIIED?" AND I WAS LIKE, "MAAAAAAAA'!". EH? EH?

*audience applause*

Quote from: RoboJ on February 22, 2010, 05:31:33 PM
Chelsea Handler

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chelsea-handler.jpg)

She's not at all funny, but yeah son.

Yes! and I do find some of her bits funny but mainly because, for me, she does indifferent raunchy act sort of well.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Raban on February 22, 2010, 11:22:30 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 22, 2010, 05:17:07 PM
I'm just not into Sarah Silverman. I don't find her attractive at all. And she's so fucking annoying. She's so annoying I can't separate her personality from her looks. That's quite an amazing feat.

Mupepe I have a feeling we're like the same person opinion-wise.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Ichirou on February 22, 2010, 11:23:41 PM: Sarah Silverman has really saggy boobs. Like floppy pancakes. No thanks.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2010, 11:26:06 PM: I don't get people that think Sarah Silverman is hot.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Powerslave on February 22, 2010, 11:37:24 PM: Natasha Leggero

Here's a superfunny video of her

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_K73IyBMo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Raban on February 22, 2010, 11:51:58 PM: I watched 30 seconds of that and I already hate her more than you, Powerslave. Good jon.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Robo on February 22, 2010, 11:53:15 PM: Totally would do, but my god that was awful.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 22, 2010, 11:59:16 PM: I dont' think I've ever SMH'ed so hard
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 23, 2010, 12:01:37 AM: Yeah, I don't get it. Its like being funny is exclusive to the y chromosome. I think some of the girls I've worked with are funny in an ironic way, but professional female comedians are...

Well, let me put it this way. They could probably pull it off if they didn't always resort to relationships, abortion, or menstruation jokes. Maybe guys are funnier because we get to make fun of how irrational and manipulative women tend to be.

Y'know, cus I don't.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 23, 2010, 12:13:09 AM: A lot of humor is vicious; there's almost always a target that's being attacked in a joke. Maybe women don't want to be--or feel they're not allowed to be--as aggressive as men.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 12:25:30 AM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 22, 2010, 11:37:24 PM
Natasha Leggero

Here's a superfunny video of her

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_K73IyBMo[/youtube]

WHAT THE FUCK >:( >:( >:(

Based on the hipster clothes and persona, I'm guessing she likes her fair share of electronic music. You know, which samples stuff. Not funny or original, try again.

go listen to the roots and get off my internet you stink ass cracka
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Powerslave on February 23, 2010, 12:27:39 AM: it's a hard, knock, life, for us
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: GilloD on February 23, 2010, 04:23:26 AM: (http://images.askmen.com/photos/aubrey-plaza/aubrey-plaza-87044.jpg)
or
(http://mtblog.teenvogue.com/industry/blogs/entertainment/ppar-aubrey-plaza-0906.jpg)
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: The Sceneman on February 23, 2010, 04:28:26 AM: I would bang everything in this thread
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 23, 2010, 04:38:32 AM: Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 23, 2010, 12:13:09 AM
A lot of humor is vicious; there's almost always a target that's being attacked in a joke. Maybe women don't want to be--or feel they're not allowed to be--as aggressive as men.

Women can be pretty vicious. I'm not sure that that is it at all.

To be honest, most comedians, regardless of gender, are fucking terrible. It's like a small group of good ones and a sea of shitty ones.

Sarah Silverman is Dane Cook with a vagina: loud, unfunny, but popular for some reason.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Third on February 23, 2010, 04:45:03 AM: I would even smash Ellen Degenerate
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Third on February 23, 2010, 04:52:38 AM: A threesome with Ellen and Portia :drool

Ellen's wife looks amazing. Probably the hottest faggette I've seen.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2010, 04:54:16 AM: I'll be honest, I'd bang Ellen. Then we'd dance afterwards.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: elektrikluv on February 23, 2010, 05:42:14 AM: Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 23, 2010, 12:13:09 AM
A lot of humor is vicious; there's almost always a target that's being attacked in a joke. Maybe women don't want to be--or feel they're not allowed to be--as aggressive as men.

Yeah and a lot of the things male comedians talk about are pretty brash and vulgar, society doesn't look kindly upon women like that.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Agent Whiskers on February 23, 2010, 06:21:05 AM: Female... comedians?
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 06:28:39 AM: Aren't they called comediennes?
don't get the point of this thread. There are plenty of other women to objectify.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Agent Whiskers on February 23, 2010, 09:36:42 AM: Quote from: Wrath2X on February 23, 2010, 09:04:21 AM
There are funny women out there, I'm pretty sure of it.

The problem is when it comes to female "comedians" its either because their guy friends would laugh at any joke she tells because they want to get laid, or they're fat and they're funny because they're fat.

That's the most likely scenario, I would assume.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 10:00:53 AM: Quote from: Raban on February 22, 2010, 11:22:30 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 22, 2010, 05:17:07 PM
I'm just not into Sarah Silverman. I don't find her attractive at all. And she's so fucking annoying. She's so annoying I can't separate her personality from her looks. That's quite an amazing feat.

Mupepe I have a feeling we're like the same person opinion-wise.
We're just that awesome :heart

Quote from: Ichirou
Sarah Silverman has really saggy boobs. Like floppy pancakes. No thanks.
2nded
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 23, 2010, 10:03:01 AM: I think most funny chicks are funny because they're playing against type...which means that them being funny actually reinforces the idea that chicks aren't funny, rather than contradicting it.

P.S. - I probably would get with Ellen
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Agent Whiskers on February 23, 2010, 10:03:13 AM: (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/sarah%20silverman%20as%20georgia%20o%27keefe.JPG)
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 23, 2010, 11:09:06 AM: I can get with the Ellen love. You gotta remember she's like 50 now.

I remember when she was on a really old bad FOX sitcom called Open House. She was a bit part but by far the best part of the show.

I used to 'admire' her back then too, pretty cute.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: tehjaybo on February 23, 2010, 02:09:51 PM: (http://i50.tinypic.com/nb7n9l.jpg)
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Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: M3wThr33 on February 23, 2010, 02:24:46 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on February 22, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
(http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/ahshieh/files/2008/08/iliza-shlesinger.JPG)

I hang out at TheStream a lot, so I've seen her in person a few times. She's been busy as fuck the last few months. I have to imagine she'll be REALLY popular soon.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: M3wThr33 on February 23, 2010, 02:58:23 PM: She approves every single friend request on Facebook. Go ahead and start the stalking!
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2010, 03:14:24 PM: he got his dick sucked by her the other day. no big deal.

mmm
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 23, 2010, 05:47:54 PM: Comediennes should stop trying to be so edgy and try being funny first.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: mikesphat on February 23, 2010, 06:52:17 PM: chelsea peretti

(http://www.parallelentertainment.com/headshots/ChelseaPerettiHeadshot.jpg)

:-*
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 06:54:16 PM: The real answer is none, because female comedians don't exist.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 23, 2010, 06:55:26 PM: LOL, she has the DreamWorks smile. That's funny. Funny women do exist after all!
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: chronovore on February 23, 2010, 06:57:42 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2010, 06:28:39 AM
Aren't they called comediennes?
don't get the point of this thread. There are plenty of other women to objectify.

But as it was stated, when you got with them, they'd make fun of your performance. COMEDIENNES ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME.

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 22, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
I don't get this topic, women aren't funny
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 06:54:16 PM
The real answer is none, because female comedians don't exist.
Yeah, we got that. Do you have another joke, or are you going to post this one again?
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: cool breeze on February 23, 2010, 07:10:46 PM: Imagine if every male comedian was Andrew Dice Clay. That's how it is with female comedians.

And I'm not saying there aren't funny ones. It's just that they all have the same tired act. I don't know of Tina Fey has done stand-up but she's good. I'm sure there are others that I haven't heard of that are good, but most of the popular ones are just terrible.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 23, 2010, 07:21:48 PM: Quote from: swaggaz on February 23, 2010, 07:10:46 PM
Imagine if every male comedian was Andrew Dice Clay. That's how it is with female comedians.

And I'm not saying there aren't funny ones. It's just that they all have the same tired act. I don't know of Tina Fey has done stand-up but she's good. I'm sure there are others that I haven't heard of that are good, but most of the popular ones are just terrible.

comedic actor /= comedian. two completely different skill sets that occasionally overlap.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Powerslave on February 23, 2010, 07:25:59 PM: Quote from: Agent Whiskers on February 23, 2010, 10:03:13 AM
(http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/sarah%20silverman%20as%20georgia%20o%27keefe.JPG)

ok who didn't get turned on from this
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: cool breeze on February 23, 2010, 07:28:03 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 23, 2010, 07:21:48 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on February 23, 2010, 07:10:46 PM
Imagine if every male comedian was Andrew Dice Clay. That's how it is with female comedians.

And I'm not saying there aren't funny ones. It's just that they all have the same tired act. I don't know of Tina Fey has done stand-up but she's good. I'm sure there are others that I haven't heard of that are good, but most of the popular ones are just terrible.

comedic actor /= comedian. two completely different skill sets that occasionally overlap.

Fine. Then I know of zero funny female comedians.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: M3wThr33 on February 23, 2010, 10:13:15 PM: Iliza's show is on right now.
By the way, she doesn't wear pants on it.

http://thestream.tv/live
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2010, 10:41:09 AM: Female jokes:

"We lie to you about sex"
"Men don't know anything about sex"
"Men don't know what women want"

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. We cum easier than you. We win, sluts.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2010, 11:13:08 AM: I especially hate the whiny voices that they do. all of them seem to make some whiny voice when they're pretending like they're talking to a guy.

"noooooooo. and then he tried to... touch me. and i was like noooooooo" *she shakes her head real slow*

gah. they're all the fucking same.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Third on February 24, 2010, 11:18:57 AM: I almost forgot about Kathy Griffin...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ignore the horse head, and she's good to go.
[close]

(http://i50.tinypic.com/rby4o9.jpg)

(http://i49.tinypic.com/qx08at.jpg)

OK! indeed :drool
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2010, 11:27:13 AM: ew, kathy griffin, the woz has been all up in that
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 24, 2010, 01:54:19 PM: You mean "Females who try to tell jokes".
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Brehvolution on February 24, 2010, 01:57:30 PM: I'd hit everything in this thread, even Powerslave.
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Tauntaun on February 24, 2010, 02:24:54 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on February 24, 2010, 01:57:30 PM
I'd hit everything in this thread, even Powerslave.

He'll sing Iron Maiden to ya. :-*
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2010, 03:24:01 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on February 24, 2010, 11:02:50 AM
Or

"My man is such a slob"
"My mom is annoying"
"I'll never get married"

(http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/07/31/1249061414-_cathy.jpg)
Title: Re: Female Comedians you would bang
Post by: chronovore on February 24, 2010, 05:48:44 PM: Back when she debuted, I had a crush on Paula Poundstone. But even if I could get access to Young Paula again, I'd still fear that her reaction to sex would be as laconic as her stand-up.