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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 05:38:39 PM

Title: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 05:38:39 PM: http://www.gamedaily.com/games/sin-and-punishment-2/wii/game-features/sin-andamp-punishment-star-successor-descends-on-june-7/

(http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/sp1014.jpg)

Treasure's unhinged third-person shooter, Sin & Punishment 2, is finally set to arrive on June 7 in North America, several months after its October debut in Japan. The date was announced today at the Nintendo Media Summit, which also re-dubbed the game "Sin & Punishment: Star Successor."

Other games as named by NOA's marketing department:

Assassin's Creed 2: Venice Vacation
Bioshock 2: Rapture Riot
God of War III: Deities' Demise
Halo: Reach: Covenant Chaos
Heavy Rain: Origami Overload
SMT: Strange Journey: Arctic Assault
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Post by: demi on February 24, 2010, 05:45:05 PM: Dante's Inferno: Sin Slayer
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 24, 2010, 05:47:25 PM: Heavy Rain: Origami Overload
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 05:47:57 PM: I hate alliterative game titles. :maf
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 24, 2010, 05:49:56 PM: Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
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Post by: Fragamemnon on February 24, 2010, 05:50:35 PM: Monster Hunter : Battling Beasts
The Legend of Zelda: Malfunctioning Mechanic
Shiggy Ware: Senile Solutions
Mario Kart: Mascot Madness
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2010, 05:51:23 PM: Bad Company 2: Platoon Patrol
Fable 3: Fairytale Fighter
Dead Space 2: Scare Station Surprise
Title: Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 05:51:32 PM: Quote from: Fragamemnon on February 24, 2010, 05:50:35 PM
Monster Hunter : Battling Beasts
The Legend of Zelda: Malfunctioning Mechanic
Shiggy Ware: Senile Solutions
Mario Kart: Mascot Madness

This is good, but I think the punchier "Beast Battler" is more in line with the NOA aesthetic.
Title: Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 05:53:55 PM: Which is worse, alliteration or writing words backwards to come up with character names? ???
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Post by: demi on February 24, 2010, 05:55:01 PM: Shiren The Wanderer: Mystery Dungeon Explorer
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2010, 05:58:12 PM: The ADVENTURES of ANATROC and RETSAM FIEHC

BioShock 3: The Rise of Werdna Nayr

StarCraft III: The Guns of Nagirrek
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 05:59:31 PM: The main hero and villain of the Wizardry series are named Trebor and Werdna, respectively. :teehee
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Post by: demi on February 24, 2010, 06:05:05 PM: Tony Hawk: Pro Skater
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2010, 06:09:10 PM: Shaun White: Aesexual Athlete
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Post by: Fragamemnon on February 24, 2010, 06:15:56 PM: Starcraft 2: Terran Trouble!
Starcraft 2: Kerrigan's Kritters
Starcraft 2: Protoss Panic

NOA marketing creates worse names than the knockoff time management shops.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 06:18:38 PM: Mass Effect 2: Reaper Rampage
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2010, 06:19:28 PM: Patel wins the thread :lol
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 24, 2010, 06:24:37 PM: Diablo III: Loot and Loving It
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 24, 2010, 06:29:47 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 24, 2010, 06:24:37 PM
Diablo III: Loot and Loving It

I'd buy that.

King's Bounty: Hexagonal Hell
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Post by: Third on February 24, 2010, 06:42:12 PM: Heavy Rain: Let it Drop
Final Fantasy XIII: Fight for Relevance
Alan Wake: The Arrival
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Post by: The Sceneman on February 24, 2010, 06:43:59 PM: Quote from: demi on February 24, 2010, 06:05:05 PM
Tony Hawk: Pro Skater

:lol

NSMB Wii 2: More disgusting
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Post by: M3wThr33 on February 24, 2010, 06:49:50 PM: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Super Mario Sun Shine
Super Princess Peach
Mario Kart Double Dash
Kirby's Squeak Squad
Kirby's Canvas Curse
Kirby's Super Star
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Donkey Kong Country: Diddy's Kong Quest
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Mario vs Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
Mario vs Donkey Kong: Minis March Again
Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Wario Ware
Wario World
Wario's Woods
Pokémon Soul Silver

Did I do this right?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2010, 06:51:41 PM: Nintendo annihilated :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 25, 2010, 01:57:43 AM: Metal Gear Solid 4: Cutscene Chaos, The Movie Edition
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Battlin' Bros
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Post by: ManaByte on February 25, 2010, 02:20:31 AM: Cally of Duty World at War: Snazzy Nazis
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 25, 2010, 02:45:12 AM: BUZZKILL

Its not like they could call it Sin and Punishment 2 guys, really now.
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 25, 2010, 08:28:53 AM: Disaster: Day of No Release
Trace Memory 2: Distant Recollection of the First Game
Dynamic Slash: Ha ha ha ha, You Fucking Wish American Lamers, I Mean Gamers!
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Post by: Don Flamenco on February 25, 2010, 08:39:41 AM: Wii Fit: Male Mammaries
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 25, 2010, 12:13:59 PM: Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Fursuit Force
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Post by: Raban on February 25, 2010, 04:46:28 PM: Bayonetta: Angel Assassin: Busty Blades Edition
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Post by: Robo on February 25, 2010, 05:13:58 PM: Alan Wake: Flashlight Findings
Pikmin 3: Spores in SPACE
HOME: Laugh Out Loud
Modern Warfare 2: Yo Spliff, Where Da Weed At?
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Post by: demi on February 25, 2010, 05:18:02 PM: Modern Warfare 2: Ramirez's Story
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Post by: Robo on February 25, 2010, 05:23:21 PM: The Bore: The Movie: The Videogame: Demi's Dungeon
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 25, 2010, 05:29:20 PM: Ultima Online: Game-Economy Boondoggle