THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2006, 01:18:19 PM
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I must know the history of the Crow, from the beginning. In my time on the internet I have never witnessed someone with the power to piss people off with such obvious trolls. And unlike Futami, Drinky does this in a pretty smart way free of fingerprints.
Where did this gift come from, and how was it nurtured in the early years? I can only imagine what the Young Drinky Crow was like...
Friend: OMG John Lennon was shot! Did you see it on the colored TV *cry*
Young Drinky: Ah, one less untalented musician to plauge my ears with simplified filth. I hope David Cassidy is next
Friend #2: GO TO HELL
Young Drinky: Good idea. The last thing I want is that bastard Jesus breathing down my turtleneck.
Mom: President Reagan was shot but he survived! God saved that great man
Slightly Older Drinky: More like the shooter was a amatuer. If history has taught us anything it's that if you want to kill a president, shoot him in the face
Father: That's enough son!
Girlfriend: Bill Clinton is such a pig. I can't believe anyone could be that disrespectful to women
Older Drinky: I'm more alarmed that he cummed on the dress. The mouth is there for a reason Slick Willy
Girlfriend: Excuse me?
Older Drinky: You're excused. Now stop shitting up my air
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At least he was alive when Lennon died.
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I was taking flying leaps off of bookcases onto my moms' bed when they announced on TV that John Lennon had been shot
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My dad was 17 when John Lennon was shot.
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My mom was 17. My dad was 27 and he probably cried.
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Why the fuck would someone seriously want to research another poster, one that's not particularly insightful or interesting in particular. You need to find more things to do with yourself, PD. :lol
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The most interesting chapter would be the Nintenhate portion, where he uses copies of the original Legend of Zelda gold cartridges to literally wipe his ass.
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The most interesting chapter would be the Nintenhate portion, where he uses copies of the original Legend of Zelda gold cartridges to literally wipe his ass.
Or, as I like to call it, DRINKY VERSUS THE NINTENDO DOGS. :lol
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Or as most call it. Drinky doing his tired played-out act.
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U DON'T KNOW BOUT PURPLE DRANK
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i know bout that purple drank
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I liked when Drinky used proper capitalization. :-[
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i didn't!
I save Proper Caps for when I'm being marginally serious.
i use all lower case when i'm being a wee bit disingenuous but don't care
I USE UPPER CASE WHEN I'M TRIPPIN' BALLZ
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At your peak performance, you used popular capitalization to its fullest and everyone took the bait more frequently as a result.
Or maybe it was because you weren't as renowned in your trolling ability yet.
Yea, it was probably that. :(
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Perhaps! Or do I mean:
perhaps
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:tophat
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I dont worry about formatting on the internet. The only people who resort to picking apart my grammar are the people who have officially lost the argument.
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Unless, of course, the argument is about grammar.
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Why would we have an argument about Kelsey Grammer?
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Why would we have an argument about Kelsey Grammer?
He still owes me money for coke.
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Why would we have an argument about Kelsey Grammer?
He still owes me money for coke.
don't bother, the guys a fucking mooch, look how long he milked his Frasier character for.
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Why would we have an argument about Kelsey Grammer?
He still owes me money for coke.
don't bother, the guys a fucking mooch, look how long he milked his Frasier character for.
I suppose that's true. I'd settle for doing a line off Bebe Neuwirth's gazongas, though.