THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on March 02, 2010, 05:46:22 PM

Title: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Bloodwake on March 02, 2010, 05:46:22 PM: So, someone comes in the store to buy a pint of cheap booze at 9 AM this morning. He's a slightly overweight guy that appears to be in his forties. He appeared to be fucked up already on drugs or something. His body kept shaking and he kept shaking his head. The funniest part about it was he was wearing an Avatar shirt and his hair was dyed blue. I'm pretty sure I laughed myself into oblivion.

James Cameron, what the hell have you done?
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: demi on March 02, 2010, 05:48:11 PM: Mmmm
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 02, 2010, 05:48:54 PM: It's already started.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Bloodwake on March 02, 2010, 05:51:28 PM: I really hope that there isn't like a blanket ban on Avatar threads. This is less about the film and more about how massively crazy Kentucky drunks are. People keep asking me for liquor store customer stories, and there was no way I wasn't posting this story.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 02, 2010, 05:58:58 PM: So what kind of porn did he buy/rent?
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: chronovore on March 02, 2010, 06:15:31 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on March 02, 2010, 05:51:28 PM
I really hope that there isn't like a blanket ban on Avatar threads. This is less about the film and more about how massively crazy Kentucky drunks are. People keep asking me for liquor store customer stories, and there was no way I wasn't posting this story.
You work in a liquor store in Kentucky? I am wondering how you filter which stories are tell-able and which ones to skip. You probably get a few keepers every day.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Bloodwake on March 02, 2010, 06:41:09 PM: Surprisingly, no. I live in a college town and the majority of the store's clientele is Tucker Max wannabes or people driving up from dry counties. There's a few good stories though, such as this one.

Strangely enough, I find methheads and alcoholics quite boring in real life without any crazy dialogue. They just shake a lot or buy a lot of booze. Most of the people who want to start a conversation are middle aged or old people who have been buying booze routinely for years.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 02, 2010, 06:47:40 PM: instead of saying, 'Thanks' or 'Bye', did he smile and say the Na'avi phrase, 'I see you'?

'coz then I would have taken out a large canister of bug repellent
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2010, 07:00:53 PM: Fuck your senator
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: drew on March 02, 2010, 07:14:07 PM: when my parents saw avatar i had to ask them how the movie was, and their reply was two sentences long
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 02, 2010, 10:35:58 PM: Quote from: drew on March 02, 2010, 07:14:07 PM
when my parents saw avatar i had to ask them how the movie was, and their reply was two sentences long

Best. Ever.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: tehjaybo on March 03, 2010, 01:10:19 AM: Obligatory:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Groogrux on March 03, 2010, 02:12:37 AM: At the topic, and the previous post...

I lolled. :lol
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: chronovore on March 03, 2010, 09:28:54 AM: Quote from: tehjaybo on March 03, 2010, 01:10:19 AM
Obligatory:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc[/youtube]
This is a joke, right?
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: T234 on March 03, 2010, 11:09:36 AM: Avatar has no effect on the porn industry yet. cheeseburger porn is still a fucking hot seller though.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Robo on March 03, 2010, 11:43:29 AM: You only think that because you haven't yet been shown into the secret back room where the bestiality is sold.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM: I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY. :lol
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: demi on March 03, 2010, 02:01:07 PM: Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY. :lol

Are you allowed to jack to them?
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: drew on March 03, 2010, 02:19:06 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 02, 2010, 10:35:58 PM
Best. Ever.

actually it went like this

"it was pretty good! you should go see it."

then they added something about not pirating avatar but wanting to watch my pirated copy of the hurt locker before the academy awards
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 03, 2010, 02:19:21 PM: Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY. :lol

Let me guess... it's illegal to sell dvds of bestiality in Kentucky but bestiality is still legal... amirite???
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: T234 on March 03, 2010, 03:26:53 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on March 03, 2010, 02:19:21 PM
Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY. :lol

Let me guess... it's illegal to sell dvds of bestiality in Kentucky but bestiality is still legal... amirite???

Neither is legal.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 03:35:11 PM: That's too bad. I saw a video of some woman getting fucked by a labrador when I was like 15. It was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 03, 2010, 03:47:32 PM: Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 03:26:53 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on March 03, 2010, 02:19:21 PM
Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY. :lol

Let me guess... it's illegal to sell dvds of bestiality in Kentucky but bestiality is still legal... amirite???

Neither is legal.

Man, you guys don't know how to party. In Texas, I'm pretty sure sodomy is still illegal, but it's totally legal to fuck a dog. Unless it's a gay dog, of course.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 03:49:32 PM: If sodomy is still illegal in Texas, I broke the law last night :smug
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Robo on March 03, 2010, 03:51:29 PM: :o those poor dogs!
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 04:09:20 PM: bitches be lovin' it.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 03, 2010, 04:40:08 PM: Listen, if dogs didn't want to get fucked they wouldn't dress like that, amirite???
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: Mupepe on March 03, 2010, 04:48:05 PM: exactly. or smellin my dick all the time.
Title: Re: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks
Post by: tehjaybo on March 03, 2010, 04:54:24 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 03, 2010, 04:48:05 PM
exactly. or smellin my dick all the time.

:nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XmNXeAvIg[/youtube]
[close]

This thread brings back good memories of YouTube videos past.