THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2010, 12:46:10 AM
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Y'know, in Meet the Parents?
Well, I let the 14 year old arthirtic, cataract laden, golden retriever out to leak his slowly decomposing internals, forget about him for a few minutes and come back to find
ONE OF THESE FUCKS LEFT THE GODDAMN GATE OPEN I HAD TO SPEND THE NEXT HALF HOUR WALKING AROUND IN THE FREEZING COLD AT MIDNIGHT HAVE GET IN SOMEONES ELSES CAR AND DRIVE AROUND FOR ANOTHER HOUR INVESTIGATI.... GWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHA
Seriously, where the hell does a gimpy dog like this hobble off to? I'm trying to do right here and this happens on the very first night. I'm just really concerned this thing is going to freeze to death. It has nearly no body fat or muscle mass to speak of.
Needed to vent.
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maybe he wandered off to die
one of my dogs did when i was a kid :(
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was the dog always a wanderer?
my last 2 goldens wandered for miles up at my cottage
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was the dog always a wanderer?
my last 2 goldens wandered for miles up at my cottage
It's my mom's and she's kept it either in the house or tied up outside most of its life. If it were younger I wouldn't give a shit. It used to run away all the time and would be back later just chilling. This dog is in such bad condition I sincerely believe it could die today.
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I was gonna say your mom can just buy you a new one but that last sentence was too depressing :(
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What the fuck are you doing posting on a message board when you should be out there looking for it?
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What the fuck are you doing posting on a message board when you should be out there looking for it?
Its fucking midnight, its freezing and I've already looked for this dog within a 6 block radius. I'm not hearing other dogs barking at something. I'm out of ideas.
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GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND SEARCH DAMN YOU
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Emceegrammar is a sociopath. A dog his family's owned for 14 years is missing and all he seems to be worried about is getting in trouble if his mom finds out and it dies.
If my dog had gone missing I'd be out there frantically searching for it, no matter how late into the night it got.
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forget about him for a few minutes
Be honest, you left him out there for way more than a few minutes, didn't you?
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If this isn't a "just according to keikaku" scenario, I don't know what is
A nukka's gonna have to get all Criminal Intent up in this shit
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use google man
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I thought my wife's family let our dog out the other day. I was going to be pissed. They were all hanging out at the house and they have a tendency of letting him outside just because he whines. But he is so tiny and there are so many small places for him to squeeze through that someone has to watch him. Well I came home and i was calling his name and he wouldn't come. We were looking fucking everywhere and I was about to go apeshit on them. Then I heard his tiny little growl. Someone had closed him in the bathroom. Poor baby.
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This is how someone sabotages himself out of having free shelter.
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So what happened to the dog? did your plan work you fucking psycho?
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Emceegrammar is a sociopath. A dog his family's owned for 14 years is missing and all he seems to be worried about is getting in trouble if his mom finds out and it dies.
Yeah, pretty much. What else is there to worry about anyway?
Oh guess what everyone, it came back on its own! Who da thunk it!
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smh