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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2010, 12:46:10 AM

Title: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2010, 12:46:10 AM
Y'know, in Meet the Parents?

Well, I let the 14 year old arthirtic, cataract laden, golden retriever out to leak his slowly decomposing internals, forget about him for a few minutes and come back to find
ONE OF THESE FUCKS LEFT THE GODDAMN GATE OPEN I HAD TO SPEND THE NEXT HALF HOUR WALKING AROUND IN THE FREEZING COLD AT MIDNIGHT HAVE GET IN SOMEONES ELSES CAR AND DRIVE AROUND FOR ANOTHER HOUR INVESTIGATI.... GWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHA

Seriously, where the hell does a gimpy dog like this hobble off to?  I'm trying to do right here and this happens on the very first night.  I'm just really concerned this thing is going to freeze to death.  It has nearly no body fat or muscle mass to speak of.

Needed to vent.
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 05, 2010, 12:49:07 AM
maybe he wandered off to die

one of my dogs did when i was a kid :(
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: drew on March 05, 2010, 01:00:12 AM
was the dog always a wanderer?

my last 2 goldens wandered for miles up at my cottage
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2010, 01:15:22 AM
was the dog always a wanderer?

my last 2 goldens wandered for miles up at my cottage

It's my mom's and she's kept it either in the house or tied up outside most of its life.  If it were younger I wouldn't give a shit.  It used to run away all the time and would be back later just chilling.  This dog is in such bad condition I sincerely believe it could die today.
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 05, 2010, 01:18:51 AM
I was gonna say your mom can just buy you a new one but that last sentence was too depressing :(
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Ichirou on March 05, 2010, 01:22:03 AM
What the fuck are you doing posting on a message board when you should be out there looking for it?
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2010, 01:29:54 AM
What the fuck are you doing posting on a message board when you should be out there looking for it?

Its fucking midnight, its freezing and I've already looked for this dog within a 6 block radius.  I'm not hearing other dogs barking at something. I'm out of ideas.
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Ichirou on March 05, 2010, 01:34:44 AM
GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND SEARCH DAMN YOU
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Ichirou on March 05, 2010, 03:01:46 AM
Emceegrammar is a sociopath.  A dog his family's owned for 14 years is missing and all he seems to be worried about is getting in trouble if his mom finds out and it dies.

If my dog had gone missing I'd be out there frantically searching for it, no matter how late into the night it got.
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: treythemovie on March 05, 2010, 03:04:04 AM
forget about him for a few minutes
Be honest, you left him out there for way more than a few minutes, didn't you?
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2010, 04:02:17 AM
If this isn't a "just according to keikaku" scenario, I don't know what is

A nukka's gonna have to get all Criminal Intent up in this shit
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Powerslave on March 05, 2010, 05:16:56 AM
use google man
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 12:04:52 PM
I thought my wife's family let our dog out the other day.  I was going to be pissed.  They were all hanging out at the house and they have a tendency of letting him outside just because he whines.  But he is so tiny and there are so many small places for him to squeeze through that someone has to watch him.  Well I came home and i was calling his name and he wouldn't come.  We were looking fucking everywhere and I was about to go apeshit on them.  Then I heard his tiny little growl.  Someone had closed him in the bathroom.  Poor baby.
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Barry Egan on March 05, 2010, 12:19:15 PM
This is how someone sabotages himself out of having free shelter. 
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Diunx on March 05, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
So what happened to the dog? did your plan work you fucking psycho?
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2010, 12:27:51 PM
Emceegrammar is a sociopath.  A dog his family's owned for 14 years is missing and all he seems to be worried about is getting in trouble if his mom finds out and it dies.

Yeah, pretty much.  What else is there to worry about anyway? 

Oh guess what everyone, it came back on its own! Who da thunk it!
Title: Re: Does anyone remember when Stiller loses the cat?
Post by: Ichirou on March 05, 2010, 09:55:42 PM
smh