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Title: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Tieno on March 05, 2010, 05:17:47 AM: I always eat my oatmeal with something else, to give it some flavor. Now today I was out of that something else (nutella choco :drool) and was faced with a big problem. I didn't feel like just eating oatmeal so I started thinking like a mad scientist. I looked in the fridge and saw a bottle of lemon juice, I added some to my oatmeal and milk...but it was too much and tasted too sour like the milk had gone wrong...then I added some sugar and it was just the right mix of flavors. :drool

Try it! It's good! I will be eating more of this as it's healthier than adding nutella.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Powerslave on March 05, 2010, 05:19:04 AM: protip from the master: eat your cereals with flavored (banana, strawberry) milk.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: chronovore on March 05, 2010, 09:49:12 AM: Oatmeal can be made yummy by boiling raisins before putting in the oats. This makes the raisins plump and tender.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Robo on March 05, 2010, 10:14:48 AM: Oatmeal makes my stomach feel like it's stuffed full of marbles. I think it may have been contributing to some of my health scares last month after I introduced it back into my diet for the first time in ~5 years.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 10:30:02 AM: I put it either freshly sliced apples or sugar free pancake syrup.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM: peaches motherfuckers
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Cravis on March 05, 2010, 01:04:42 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM
peaches AND CREAM motherfuckers
Fixed :lol
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2010, 01:06:21 PM: I put frosted Raisin Bran in mine :bow
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 05, 2010, 01:08:58 PM: spoonful of peanut butter and some mashed banana
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: TEEEPO on March 05, 2010, 01:22:08 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 05, 2010, 01:08:58 PM
spoonful of peanut butter and some mashed banana

on top of steel oats :drool
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 01:27:23 PM: Quote from: Cravis on March 05, 2010, 01:04:42 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM
peaches AND CREAM motherfuckers
Fixed :lol

Oh man, I love the Quaker brand peaches and cream oatmeal. But just peaches does it for me when i'm trying to be healthy. mmmm
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Beezy on March 05, 2010, 01:51:43 PM: I don't mind the taste of oatmeal. Maybe my parents just make it differently. I know they put vanilla and nutmeg in it. I'm not sure what else.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:52:50 PM: Oatmeal has always been one of those things most people enjoy, but I could never stomach. I've tried too, due to its purported health benefits, but its just too gummy for my taste. I did love Cream of Wheat as a kid.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 02:00:42 PM: Quote from: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:52:50 PM
Oatmeal has always been one of those things most people enjoy, but I could never stomach. I've tried too, due to its purported health benefits, but its just too gummy for my taste. I did love Cream of Wheat as a kid.
My aunt gave my wife a thing of cream of wheat a couple months back. I was so excited and kept going on and on about how awesome it tasted when I was little. I made a bowl for my wife and I. Then I felt like such a douche when I realized it tasted like shit. :(
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 02:07:06 PM: Yeah. There's tons of childhood foods that I loved that I can't stand anymore and vice versa.

For example, generic canned tuna= :yuck The imported Italian stuff is great. But too many tuna salad sandwiches as a kid and as a college poor soured me on that stuff.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 02:31:21 PM: yeah, fuck canned tuna :(

Anything Chef Boyardee is fucking terrible as well.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Robo on March 05, 2010, 03:07:47 PM: I feed Chef Boyardee to my friends whenever they come to visit. It's my way of conditioning them to never ask me for anything.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Mupepe on March 05, 2010, 03:44:40 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2010, 03:07:47 PM
I feed Chef Boyardee to my friends whenever they come to visit. It's my way of conditioning them to never ask me for anything.
:lol :lol :lol

During Hurrican Ike in 2008, the government was giving out ration boxes of food and they had chef boyardee shit inside. I was all excited because I hadn't eaten it in years. *gag*
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Tauntaun on March 05, 2010, 03:56:00 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 02:00:42 PM
Quote from: Rman on March 05, 2010, 01:52:50 PM
Oatmeal has always been one of those things most people enjoy, but I could never stomach. I've tried too, due to its purported health benefits, but its just too gummy for my taste. I did love Cream of Wheat as a kid.
My aunt gave my wife a thing of cream of wheat a couple months back. I was so excited and kept going on and on about how awesome it tasted when I was little. I made a bowl for my wife and I. Then I felt like such a douche when I realized it tasted like shit. :(

Kid's taste buds distinguished mentally-challenged confirmed!
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 08:40:50 PM: I also have a way to make oatmeal yummy.

1) Throw the oatmeal out the fucking window
2) Cook a steak and eat it
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Powerslave on March 05, 2010, 08:52:37 PM: nice
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: chronovore on March 05, 2010, 09:54:20 PM: THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT TUNA AND CHEF BOYARDEE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Stick to oatmeal, or at least hot breakfast cereals.

STEEL CUT OATS. :rock
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 05, 2010, 10:23:30 PM: I just eat Bran flakes. Isn't it basically the same thing?
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Positive Touch on March 05, 2010, 10:45:50 PM: holy shit, chronovore just said a cuss word! :omg

personally i like to put brown sugar and crasins in my oatmeal
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Beezy on March 05, 2010, 11:20:29 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on March 05, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
crasins
:drool
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 11:33:13 PM: Quote from: chronovore on March 05, 2010, 09:54:20 PM
THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT TUNA AND CHEF BOYARDEE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Stick to oatmeal, or at least hot breakfast cereals.

STEEL CUT OATS. :rock

I fail to see the rocking potential in your grey sludge of flavorless carbs.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Donono on March 06, 2010, 01:47:28 AM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 11:47:24 AM
peaches motherfuckers

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Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 06, 2010, 02:17:29 PM: Uh... lemon causes milk to curdle. That's why it tasted sour, doofus.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Ecrofirt on March 06, 2010, 02:20:06 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 05, 2010, 03:44:40 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2010, 03:07:47 PM
I feed Chef Boyardee to my friends whenever they come to visit. It's my way of conditioning them to never ask me for anything.
:lol :lol :lol

During Hurrican Ike in 2008, the government was giving out ration boxes of food and they had chef boyardee shit inside. I was all excited because I hadn't eaten it in years. *gag*

I swear to god, Nikki lives on this shit. We have cans and cans of it in the house. She's a fucking 24 year old woman with a child.

And to top it off, she hates almost all 'real' food. No vegetables other than corn or potatoes, no fish, no shellfish (due to allergies), no duck, no rabbit.... I want to kill myself.
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: demi on March 06, 2010, 04:35:06 PM: Stir it with your dick
Title: Re: I discovered a new way to make oatmeal yummy
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 06, 2010, 04:42:59 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 05, 2010, 08:40:50 PM
I also have a way to make oatmeal yummy.

1) Throw the oatmeal out the fucking window
2) Cook a steak and eat it
:bow Cormac: the man's man