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Title: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 05, 2010, 12:55:45 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2iswdif.jpg)

http://store.steampowered.com/news/3559/
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2010, 01:06:00 PM
I'm excited. 
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
:rock
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: demi on March 05, 2010, 01:24:48 PM
meh
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2010, 01:27:18 PM
What do the underlined letters mean?

drattmannh0nee
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 05, 2010, 01:27:40 PM
This news is relevant to my interests.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Bebpo on March 05, 2010, 01:31:39 PM
meh

.

Portal wasn't really screaming for a sequel.  It's the Bioshock thing all over again.
Meanwhile HL2 Ep2 was....

But hey, let's make more L4D games, more Portal games, but not, you know, half-life games, the games that matter.   :maf
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 01:43:13 PM
Portal was screaming for a sequel though, because the gameplay is fucking awesome, and there's still a lot they can do with the game.  HL2...stories in games...zzzzzzzz

Totally

Despite all the cake is a lie, companion cube, glados, w/e in Portal, it was a puzzle game.  It's like Mirror's Edge a bit, except all the ancillary stuff in Mirror's Edge was ghastly.

But Portal is kinda the perfect example of having a story told through gameplay.  A lot of people like the HL2 stuff where you start around and jump on Eli's head as he tells you about Alex, but even that feels like goofy and restrictive.  Portal had amazing consistency between story and gameplay because they never took away abilities you've learned or artificially stopped your progress.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: TEEEPO on March 05, 2010, 01:44:56 PM
you know why a sequel is needed? because if it's done properly, it'll make the entirety of the first game seem like a training exercise.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: M3wThr33 on March 05, 2010, 01:51:12 PM
you know why a sequel is needed? because if it's done properly, it'll make the entirety of the first game seem like a training exercise.
LIKE? I beat the game over my lunch break. It was a tutorial plus one level of a game.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: demi on March 05, 2010, 01:52:44 PM
360 version confirmed
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 02:00:05 PM
maybe it has multiplayer to add value  :teehee
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Rman on March 05, 2010, 02:03:46 PM
Portal was screaming for a sequel though, because the gameplay is fucking awesome, and there's still a lot they can do with the game.  HL2...stories in games...zzzzzzzz
I'd have to agree there.  There so many concepts that they can flesh out.  Also the first was pretty short, so the more the merrier.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: demi on March 05, 2010, 02:06:44 PM
360 version confirmed

Well duh. GI wouldn't do a front cover for a lame-ass PC exclusive.

Remember when you were like. OMG DRAGON AGE PC ROX

And then 360 came up and you had egg on your face? lol.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Bebpo on March 05, 2010, 02:18:16 PM
All the potential that is there for Portal?

Yeah, to merge it with HL2 Ep3.  That was the next evolution of Portal, to bring it into real world levels and mix it with combat scenarios.  Between the original Portal, the challenge rooms, the user made puzzle levels, the Portal puzzle formula has been done.  A lot of people were hoping that Portal 2 would just be HL2 ep3 which would feature puzzle elements streamlined into the rest of the adventure.  That seemed like the best course of action to keep both franchises fresh.

But who knows, maybe Portal 2 will be real world stages with combat.  I mean if it's a "full-priced" game, there's a decent chance it won't just be puzzle rooms.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 02:21:49 PM
I remember that mod that let you play HL2 with the Portal gun, and if you used it on an enemy, it would totally break their AI or something like that.  If they can have Portal based combat that works, it could be cool.  Or it could be like the episode of Spider-Man where he fought the spot guy who could open portals anyway.  Someone shoots you, open a portal in front of you with the exit pointing at his back.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on March 05, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
implying PS3 owners have expectations anymore
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 05, 2010, 02:44:00 PM
> implying Portal is worth playing on the 360
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Vizzys on March 05, 2010, 02:46:48 PM
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Coming this holiday. Portal 2 is the sequel to 2007's Game of the Year and draws from the award-winning formula of innovative game play, story, and music that earned the original over 70 industry accolades. Features single and multiplayer co-op modes. The single-player portion of Portal 2 introduces a cast of dynamic new characters, a host of fresh puzzle elements, and a much larger set of devious test chambers. Players will explore never-before-seen areas of the Aperture Science Labs and be reunited with GLaDOS, the occasionally murderous computer companion who guided them through the original game. The game’s two-player cooperative mode features its own entirely separate campaign with a unique story, test chambers, and two new player characters. This new mode forces players to reconsider everything they thought they knew about portals. Success will require them to not just act cooperatively, but to think cooperatively.

coop yall
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
Awesome!
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: demi on March 05, 2010, 02:49:12 PM
> implying Portal is worth playing on the 360

> implying Portal is worth playing at all
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Don Flamenco on March 05, 2010, 03:27:54 PM
> implying Portal is worth playing on the 360

I liked it on the 360.  You don't have to be super accurate with the game. 

HL2 on the 360 felt straight clunky though.  and that aiming reticule is awful.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: ManaByte on March 05, 2010, 03:31:21 PM
From other forums:

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The Steam announcement is really short. I can imagine Valve was sitting laughing at our pathetic speculation, and then someone came in the room and said "Uh guys, GameInformer just announced Portal 2" Complete silence for a few seconds and then everyone scrambled to their desks.

:lol

GI busted Valve.

Because Gamestop/Game Informer HATES Valve.

I've had a Gamestop manager tell me he was going to report me to anti-piracy authorities for talking about Steam "because downloading games is illegal"
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 05, 2010, 04:38:56 PM
ManaWORLD! Hey, it could happen!
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 05:33:50 PM
Awesome. Other than Team Fortress 2, I will buy all my Valve products on consoles. Look forward to paying a $10 premium for couch potato play. I might even pay for the Xbox Live Arcade update in anticipation!
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 05, 2010, 05:34:57 PM
Portal was screaming for a sequel though, because the gameplay is fucking awesome, and there's still a lot they can do with the game.  HL2...stories in games...zzzzzzzz

Besides when Portal got REAL GOOD it was the last level already and the whole game ended.

They can make SO MUCH more with it. I hope Portal 2 delivers!
http://www.portalgamemaps.com/index.cfm?pg=1&sid=38
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 05, 2010, 05:49:21 PM
What do I have to buy to get Half-Life 2: Episode....3? :'(
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 05:50:00 PM
The Orange Box... AGAIN.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Bildi on March 05, 2010, 06:06:57 PM
Portal doesn't need a sequel because the first game was just an expensive demo (if you paid for it). :(
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Third on March 05, 2010, 07:00:52 PM
I don't know what to say. I've bought the Orange Box and liked Portal. But I don't really need a sequel. Portal is basically a glorified flash game.

I'd rather want Episode 3 with the portal gun.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: drew on March 05, 2010, 07:09:51 PM
does paying five dollars for the entirety of the orange box count?
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: chronovore on March 06, 2010, 12:22:54 PM
You should give it a shot. It may have been overhyped, but at the time it was a fresh idea: the puzzle FPS. It's like someone just jammed two marketing terms together and made gold. The writing is funny too, and I bet there will be a few jokes you might not have even heard 20 times on internet forums.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2010, 12:52:00 PM
The writing is funny too, and I bet there will be a few jokes you might not have even heard 20 times on internet forums.

Like "Robot Hell is a real place, and you will be sent there at the first sign of insubordination."

Whoops. :teehee
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: tiesto on March 06, 2010, 02:34:52 PM
Niiiice, can't wait to play this on my shiny new RoG laptop!
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Vizzys on March 07, 2010, 04:27:34 AM
DELICIOUS SCANS

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1325998/scanz/portal21.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1325998/scanz/portal22.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1325998/scanz/portal23.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1325998/scanz/portal24.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1325998/scanz/portal25.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1325998/scanz/portal26.jpg
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: GilloD on March 07, 2010, 04:49:26 AM
THESIS:

Portal 2 is the announcement for Ep 3. They will lead directly into each other.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: pilonv1 on March 07, 2010, 05:06:26 AM
Not happy about it being full price, and worried that co-op will be a stupid gimmick. But this is great news.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: maxy on March 07, 2010, 06:31:43 AM
Quick summary,not done by me
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- Portal was a 'trial'. Size and assets specifically kept minimal. Had no idea it would be this popular.
- Portal was a 'test bed', Portal 2 is a 'game'.
- GlaDOS returns as the antagonist.
- Chell returns, and we play as her.
- Portal 2 takes place a long time after the original. Hundreds of years, in fact. The complex has overgrown.
- Those orbs seen at the end of Portal are personality orbs. They've cornered off sections of the labs as their own, and are concerned about the decaying state of the complex.
- The opening sounds **** awesome. Im a bit **** I spoiled it for myself.
- Portal gun remains unchanged.
- Physics will now be part of portal puzzle solving. EG: A vent that sucks air in can be combined with a portal to 'suck' from a different location.
- "Paint" mechanic, various liquid substances that cause some reaction. For example, in the demo shown a orange substance on the floor caused Chell to be propelled upwards. Using portals you can apply these 'paints' to other areas of the level for puzzle solving.
- Reflection cubes will allow Chell to reflect lazers for various puzzles.
- The co-op campaign will have you playing as two bipedal robots. They like to hold hands.
- Splitscreen for people playing on the console, and 'picture in picture' available for those playing remote co-op (eg: PC). This allows you to easily communicate with the other player and combine efforts for puzzle solving.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Rman on March 07, 2010, 10:47:22 AM
Man, this is coming to the Mac and not the PS3. :rofl
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: demi on March 07, 2010, 12:45:52 PM
Never played Portal. Not even a demo.

Here's the twist: The "full" game is the demo
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: trippingmartian on March 07, 2010, 12:48:03 PM
Because everything must have a sequel.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Rman on March 07, 2010, 12:52:16 PM
Sweet. I'm getting the Mac version for sure. Might get the 360 version too!
Valve :bow2
You've heard that Steam is also coming to Mac as well?  It's basically confirmed.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 07, 2010, 02:14:07 PM
it takes place hundreds of years after the first but you play as the same character...?
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2010, 02:59:25 PM
it takes place hundreds of years after the first but you play as the same character...?

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j24/theonly170/G-man.gif)
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 07, 2010, 03:00:08 PM
I will purchase this with money upon its release.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 07, 2010, 03:48:54 PM
Picked up a used copy of The Orange Box today, just for Portal. Cheaper than buying Still Alive, and then I've got all the Half-Life episodes for play.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: chronovore on March 07, 2010, 11:21:41 PM
Picked up a used copy of The Orange Box today, just for Portal. Cheaper than buying Still Alive, and then I've got all the Half-Life episodes for play.
If you want a TF2 wingman, let me know.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 08, 2010, 12:28:41 AM
I actually popped in to see if people are still playing it on XBL, and to my surprise, I found a bunch of full games.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Vizzys on March 08, 2010, 12:29:27 AM
so the beta is still running
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Vizzys on March 08, 2010, 01:24:17 AM
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it takes place hundreds of years after the first but you play as the same character...?

"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up incase something terrible happens to you..."

Kosma, if you aren't going to play, you need to at least listen to the GladOS statements :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRzRH4n27RY

spoilertastic of course.



best line in the game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89KyfTDgPyc

thats you, thats how dumb you sound
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 08, 2010, 10:59:55 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2010, 02:27:14 PM
Portal 2 seems like the most pointless sequel ever looking at the GI interview but i'm still excited.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 09, 2010, 02:34:00 PM
I hate how smug Valve is being about this. Like first they were all "Hey guys we're not delaying things anymore, we're on top of it!" and then now it's "C'mon guys, it's us! You know us!"

Fuck you, Valve. Fuck you up your stupid ass.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: archie4208 on June 09, 2010, 02:36:41 PM
Valve hate?  What kind of thread have I stepped into. ???
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 09, 2010, 02:38:02 PM
I used to love Valve, man, it used to be beautiful. But I can't put up with this shit anymore. Like Biz said earlier, their last full-length game was Half Life 2. What the fuck!?
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2010, 02:43:17 PM
Yes, if you ignore TF2 and its numerous additions, L4D1/2 with its numerous modes and customization.

What exactly is a full lengthed game? Games aren't movies or books, a 3 hour game is a full-lengthed game, and that's not even bringing up the multiple modes and difficulties.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 09, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Himuro I don't care how much you love Valve, I probably love them more. I literally own every game Valve has published, bought and paid for, and some I've bought more than once. Rising to the defense of them when it comes to this shit is promoting their bullshit behavior.

When I say full-length I mean exactly what Half Life 2 is. A complete single-player experience with a cohesive plot that starts and ends within the length of the game.

Valve has confessed that Portal was not a full game, it was a risk that they spent very little money on and packaged with other games to test out.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2010, 02:53:38 PM
I didn't say I love Valve in that post. I'm merely being realistic.

Honestly 4 hours is all I need for a good game so long as the pacing is tight.

Also, Half Life 2 was too long. Half Life episode 1/2 length please.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 09, 2010, 02:55:20 PM
I honestly don't complain about this with anybody but Valve. Even Blizzard rarely puts out a release date/window and then delays it. They just take a long time to announce the release of a game. That I can respect, take your time.

But don't promise a date, delay it, be smug about it, and delay it again sometime down the road. That's serious bullshit.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2010, 02:56:07 PM
Meh. It'll be here when it's done.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2010, 02:56:29 PM
Curse you, Valve, for releasing such awesome games! CURSE YOOOOUUUUU!!!
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: GilloD on June 09, 2010, 10:22:49 PM
So, the E3 event is NOT Portal 2, it's NOT Half Life 3 and it's NOT Ice Frog's DOTA game. What is it? If it's Counter Strike 2, I'll actually cry*.

*No not really.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 09, 2010, 11:04:00 PM
Cellphone games.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 09, 2010, 11:17:19 PM
valve time
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 10, 2010, 12:17:03 AM
I used to love Valve, man, it used to be beautiful. But I can't put up with this shit anymore. Like Biz said earlier, their last full-length game was Half Life 2. What the fuck!?

Took Valve 6 years to make Half Life 2. It is how it is. They make game slow but they make games goood.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: brob on June 10, 2010, 01:21:47 AM
They've just started to beef CS Source so why would they announce CS2?

:\

Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 10, 2010, 02:25:25 AM
I used to love Valve, man, it used to be beautiful. But I can't put up with this shit anymore. Like Biz said earlier, their last full-length game was Half Life 2. What the fuck!?

Took Valve 6 years to make Half Life 2. It is how it is. They make game slow but they make games goood.

It hurts so good :'(
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Bloodwake on June 10, 2010, 01:17:45 PM
I didn't say I love Valve in that post. I'm merely being realistic.

Honestly 4 hours is all I need for a good game so long as the pacing is tight.

Also, Half Life 2 was too long. Half Life episode 1/2 length please.

You mean, not six hours long? Because if I pay fifty or sixty bucks for a game, it better be fucking longer than that.

I loved HL2, and I loved the length, and I thought it was paced well. HL2 Episodes I and II were good too, but that's because it was under 50 bucks. Same with Portal.

If you are going to make a game, make it worth my time to pay full price for it. Other than that, I'll be waiting until its cheap or rent it.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on June 10, 2010, 01:34:12 PM
Portal was a puzzle game (or action puzzle game, w/e).  They could still have a relatively short main game and have a another mode with a bunch of Portal 1 style puzzle rooms to complete.  There is that co-op mode too.  I don't think it will be a problem.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: chronovore on June 12, 2010, 12:09:41 PM
So, the E3 event is NOT Portal 2, it's NOT Half Life 3 and it's NOT Ice Frog's DOTA game. What is it? If it's Counter Strike 2, I'll actually cry*.

*No not really.
Gabe will reveal his THIRD chin.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 12, 2010, 12:12:19 PM
I thought Portal was a really fun and neat concept and a good game. But honestly unless this game is radically expanded there is no way I could see them charging $60 dollars for it on a console.

I thought it was great as part of a package like in the orange box or as an XBLA title but its hard for me to see it as a full priced game.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2010, 07:15:22 PM
[youtube=560,345]qQLpU0T-Sow[/youtube]

 :omg
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 15, 2010, 07:16:21 PM
So, the E3 event is NOT Portal 2, it's NOT Half Life 3 and it's NOT Ice Frog's DOTA game. What is it? If it's Counter Strike 2, I'll actually cry*.

*No not really.

Steam goes to 360.

:patel

:lol
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Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Vizzys on June 15, 2010, 07:24:28 PM
wow that paint idea stuff is cooler than it sounded on paper
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 15, 2010, 07:30:58 PM
this looks really good ya know. but... my title still stands.

Portal 2!!!! but not Episode 3  :maf :maf :maf
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2010, 07:32:48 PM
wow that paint idea stuff is cooler than it sounded on paper

have you ever played tag the power of paint? they took in the guys who made that.  the mechanics are very similar.  In that game, one color let you speed up, one made you jump, one made you stick to it.  You could combo them like speed and jump to do long jump.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
i should probably finish the first one sometime
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 15, 2010, 07:37:34 PM
I'm probably going to play the co-op portion of this game with every human being alive. Also I'm glad to see some real difficulty in this game, seeing as how Portal was a cakewalk.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 15, 2010, 07:47:05 PM
i should probably finish the first one sometime

It takes like an hour.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2010, 07:52:50 PM
i got stuck on a puzzle and started feeling like a dumbass and went into FUCK THIS GAME rage and sort of forgot all about it afterwards
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 15, 2010, 09:38:38 PM
i got stuck on a puzzle and started feeling like a dumbass and went into FUCK THIS GAME rage and sort of forgot all about it afterwards

Wha-how? Portal is like sleep-easy.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 15, 2010, 09:55:45 PM
i got stuck on a puzzle and started feeling like a dumbass and went into FUCK THIS GAME rage and sort of forgot all about it afterwards

Wha-how? Portal is like sleep-easy.

Old man Eel couldn't figure out how to turn on Easy mode. :teehee
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 12:22:34 AM
I'm in good company, on an old GFW episode Jeff Green said he got stuck on a particular puzzle for over an hour and felt the same way I did. 

Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Vizzys on June 16, 2010, 12:25:19 AM
its time to think with portals eel

spoiler (click to show/hide)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[close]
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 12:27:54 AM
http://media.ps3.ign.com/media/064/064329/vids_1.html

three good videos about the game in general

it seems like they're saying the single player is roughly double the first game.  Multiplayer (co-op) is the same length as single player and a totally different game.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 16, 2010, 12:32:45 AM
http://media.ps3.ign.com/media/064/064329/vids_1.html

three good videos about the game in general

it seems like they're saying the single player is roughly double the first game.  Multiplayer (co-op) is the same length as single player and a totally different game.

Cool, that means I can beat the game with four people a day. I'll be finished with my mission in a mere 4,587,160 years. Just in time before Earth is consumed by the sun.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: ManaByte on June 16, 2010, 02:49:14 AM
Gabe got so fat his spine disappeared. He's spent the last few years bad mouthing the PS3, then SCEA backs a truck full of money up to him.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 03:21:03 AM
Gabe got so fat his spine disappeared. He's spent the last few years bad mouthing the PS3, then SCEA backs a truck full of money up to him.

He has to maintain his weight somehow,Sony money should be enough for about a year.

And then he can show L4D3

Half-Life 3 RIP :(
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 04:06:50 AM
What's with the bagging on Gabe?

Sony opened up their platform and it is apparent that SteamWorks running on PS3 will mean I can play Portal 2 on PS3, Windows and Mac using exactly the same save, cooping with players on any platform, whereas the 360 version will be isolated from the rest, like a ginger-haired school kid in the playground.

You should be bagging on MS, not Gabe.

Because...next year,L4D3...year after Portal 3...then L4D4

Half-life games take long time to make...so it's much easier to go with this yearly cheap stuff
Half-Life 2 was released in 2004

I just want to play Half-Life 3 :(...selfish thing,i know...

Of course,their franchise,their business,but that doesn't mean that I can't be disappointed. 
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 16, 2010, 05:42:01 AM
Valve makes fuck-tons of money, and not only that, they could go hogwild on the budget of Episode 3 and not even reach the average budget of current blockbuster titles. This isn't 3DRealms, this is Valve. They know what they're doing, it's just annoying that they delay/postpone/cancel/revive/buy out/cancel again/revive again/delay every fucking game they make.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: naff on June 16, 2010, 06:16:56 AM
So, the E3 event is NOT Portal 2, it's NOT Half Life 3 and it's NOT Ice Frog's DOTA game. What is it? If it's Counter Strike 2, I'll actually cry*.

*No not really.
 
:lol If it is CS2 I would ashamedly be happy :fbm
I used to nick money as a young teen to play CS at a dodgy asian net cafe down the road from my highschool at lunch. Seriously pathetic but was soooo good. Never been into other online FPS games since (bar natural selection).
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 16, 2010, 06:19:29 AM
Is? Isn't E3 like...over?
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 06:20:19 AM
Somebody needs coffee.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: dark1x on June 16, 2010, 07:28:18 AM
So, the E3 event is NOT Portal 2, it's NOT Half Life 3 and it's NOT Ice Frog's DOTA game. What is it? If it's Counter Strike 2, I'll actually cry*.

*No not really.

Steam goes to 360.

:patel

:lol
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The most amazing stuff about P2 is how GLaDOS is constantly rebuilding the rooms around. It looks f-g scary like from Silent Hill.
No shit.  That looks absolutely wicked.  I can't believe how far they've pushed the Source engine.  Looks substantially better than any of their previous games.  Can't wait to see what else they build with this new engine.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2010, 10:09:08 AM
What's with the bagging on Gabe?

Sony opened up their platform and it is apparent that SteamWorks running on PS3 will mean I can play Portal 2 on PS3, Windows and Mac using exactly the same save, cooping with players on any platform, whereas the 360 version will be isolated from the rest, like a ginger-haired school kid in the playground.

You should be bagging on MS, not Gabe.

Yeah, if anything it seems like Gabe got exactly what he wanted. He bagged on the PS3, then Sony's like "Hey man, we need those games, so we're going to open the PS3 to Steam and give you a pile of monies" and Gabe's like :pimp.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
I'm in good company, on an old GFW episode Jeff Green said he got stuck on a particular puzzle for over an hour and felt the same way I did. 

Please tell us which puzzle it is so we can all feel smug.


I don't even remember.  Mine was towards the middle of the game, I think.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
it was something where i had to jump from one portal  down into to another and the momentum was supposed to fling me somewhere i needed to be, but i could never get it right so i said  "fuck this game, fuck this game's mother, fuck this game's slutty granny" and went to play something else, never to return
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 10:52:21 AM
no wait, that was the first time i quit, i think

i also quit on the one where you had to time the portals and get a ball somewhere from one room to another and it would always just bounce away and fuck this game i don't even remember but am still getting mad over
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: archie4208 on June 16, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
it was something where i had to jump from one portal  down into to another and the momentum was supposed to fling me somewhere i needed to be, but i could never get it right so i said  "fuck this game, fuck this game's mother, fuck this game's slutty granny" and went to play something else, never to return

Sounds like Chamber 18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pk0aptDwpQ
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 10:54:41 AM
it was something where i had to jump from one portal  down into to another and the momentum was supposed to fling me somewhere i needed to be, but i could never get it right so i said  "fuck this game, fuck this game's mother, fuck this game's slutty granny" and went to play something else, never to return

Funny i did the same thing ,got stuck somewhere and then,fuck this shitty game,fuck everything...and i never returned

And i never plan to...never
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 10:54:49 AM
grandpas like me

i will lynch you in red dead redemption, sonny boy
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 10:58:16 AM
:lol i probably quit the game ten different times before i finally gave up for good

i'll get back to it someday, i never fully give up on games (unless i just think they're awful) and i hold game grudges forever

i chewed the end off an atari 2600 controller in a rage over defender, but i picked that gnawed motherfucker back up off the floor and played past the part where i died later on
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: chronovore on June 17, 2010, 09:09:34 PM
Eel, let's you and I posse up, and ride down these "portal was easy" bitches. It's not "an hour" and it's not easy. It's smart, it's one of the few puzzle games I've ever finished without resorting to a FAQ, and that came from tuning it for 3 years of development or whatever it was. It's not "easy," it's well-designed. But there are things you can do to fuck that balance right in its ear, like taking off the auto-align in the Options.

I had cleared one level dirt-simple, the one with the acid-floored room where you have to use platforming-like progress to jump up them like stairs. First time, easy-peasy, but on the second play-through I could not clear it. Just took me right past the edge of sanity. Turns out that auto-align was off, so it kept my sideways velocity instead of aligning perpendicular to the exit.

So everyone here has Vanilla Crazy Cake; is that what I'm hearing? And you all got it without The YouTube you youngsters are all so fond of?
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 17, 2010, 09:13:27 PM
Sorry grandpa, Portal is easy. No auto-align here, no FAQs, beat that shit like a rented mule. Not saying it's easy for everyone, but as a puzzle platforming master, Portal is easy. I played it the minute it was unlocked at midnight and beat it in that one sitting in just over 3 hours.

This isn't a knock against Portal, I love it, but it's easy.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 17, 2010, 09:33:04 PM
There were a few areas and spots that gave me some trouble, but, yeah, it's a fairly easy game. Not really a knock against it, but this isn't Ninja Gaiden Black or anything.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Bildi on June 18, 2010, 01:31:36 AM
I can see people getting stuck somewhere in Portal just because something doesn't click.

Like that time in Wind Waker I was stuck for two days because I didn't realise I had to barrel-roll into the deku tree. :maf
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: chronovore on June 18, 2010, 02:06:56 AM
Sorry grandpa, Portal is easy. No auto-align here, no FAQs, beat that shit like a rented mule. Not saying it's easy for everyone, but as a puzzle platforming master, Portal is easy. I played it the minute it was unlocked at midnight and beat it in that one sitting in just over 3 hours.

This isn't a knock against Portal, I love it, but it's easy.
At least I'm comfortable with my penis, Ma'am.

Auto-align is on by default; unless you messed with the options, you were benefiting from it all along. Beating it in three hours is impressive, but you didn't answer whether or not you'd also solved all the challenge modes and qualified for Vanilla Crazy Cake.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Raban on June 18, 2010, 02:42:00 AM
Sorry grandpa, Portal is easy. No auto-align here, no FAQs, beat that shit like a rented mule. Not saying it's easy for everyone, but as a puzzle platforming master, Portal is easy. I played it the minute it was unlocked at midnight and beat it in that one sitting in just over 3 hours.

This isn't a knock against Portal, I love it, but it's easy.
At least I'm comfortable with my penis, Ma'am.

Auto-align is on by default; unless you messed with the options, you were benefiting from it all along. Beating it in three hours is impressive, but you didn't answer whether or not you'd also solved all the challenge modes and qualified for Vanilla Crazy Cake.

No I didn't do the challenges, talking about the main game. Challenges are still pretty easy, albeit tougher.

And I did mess with the settings, I'm a PC gamer. I click Options when I start a game, not New Game.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on January 18, 2011, 09:39:06 AM
so, the Portal 2 PS3 steam stuff was talked about and there is a thread on it: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419049

it seems like if you buy Portal 2 on PS3, you can link your steam account to PSN and unlock Portal 2 for PC/Steam as well.  There is also cross platform play and your steam friends list on the ps3, cross chat, and cloud saving on the ps3.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: demi on January 18, 2011, 11:03:01 AM
LOL perfect for the recently hacked out the ass PS3...

I imagine there will be some sort of code attached, else anyone who pirates Portal 2 can get a free PC/MAC copy
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 18, 2011, 11:11:41 AM
Oh look Team Xbot taking a good thing and spinning it into something bad.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: pilonv1 on January 18, 2011, 06:07:31 PM
Why not save $10 and just get the superior PC version? ???
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: cool breeze on January 18, 2011, 06:19:08 PM
Why not save $10 and just get the superior PC version? ???

depending on how it works, I was get the PS3 version and lend it to a friend so we could do co-op; me on PC, him on PS3.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 18, 2011, 06:24:30 PM
How does Portal play on a pad?  I think rumble would probably add immersion to a game like this but I wouldn't trade mouse precision for it. 
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: demi on January 18, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
Plays fine. Finished all the Gold Challenges just fine.
Title: Re: Portal 2 (and not Episode 3 :maf)
Post by: archie4208 on January 24, 2011, 10:30:15 AM
Game has user created levels available on all platforms, even the peasant 360 version.  :smug

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i.imgur.com/bdTmi.jpg)

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Looks gorgeous.  :drool