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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on March 06, 2010, 09:54:04 AM

Title: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: T234 on March 06, 2010, 09:54:04 AM: 1796 pornographic dvds, a back area that I will only describe on the Borecast (because I do not wish to to subject the RoG's keyboard to such filth), in 44 tv channels of looped porno movies, and the hardest part is staying awake. Definitely weird. I walked outside looked at the building and thought I jumped into the city from Saint's Row.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 06, 2010, 10:07:42 AM: Do you beat off at work?
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: T234 on March 06, 2010, 10:08:01 AM: No.
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Post by: Diunx on March 06, 2010, 10:31:20 AM: Do you beat off at home?
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Post by: T234 on March 06, 2010, 10:33:15 AM: Yes.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2010, 11:01:47 AM: Quote from: T234 on March 06, 2010, 09:54:04 AM
I walked outside looked at the building and thought I jumped into the city from Saint's Row.

It's only a matter of time before you hijack a manure spreader.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2010, 04:00:18 PM: Meet any weird people yet?
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2010, 04:34:08 PM: Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.
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Post by: Veidt on March 06, 2010, 05:13:47 PM: do you like wear special gloves before handling dvd's and soak them in antiseptic water? :lol
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2010, 05:14:22 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2010, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Of course, but I want stories.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2010, 05:25:10 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2010, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
Meet any weird people yet?

He works ~~at a porn shop~~ in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Yes but Himu means weirder than just every day non-porn-store Kentuckians.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: huckleberry on March 06, 2010, 05:26:49 PM: T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky

....you could not get any more depressing than that :'(
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Post by: Robo on March 06, 2010, 05:40:58 PM: Where does Rebel work?
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Post by: EvilBoris on March 06, 2010, 06:08:28 PM: at least you get to watch the sun rise
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Post by: tehjaybo on March 06, 2010, 06:39:38 PM: Quote from: Arde0 on March 06, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky

....you could not get any more depressing than that :'(

Me - works 50+ hours a week fixing computers, doing the work of 5 people and getting paid 1/3 of what I should make.

:rock
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Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: tehjaybo on March 06, 2010, 06:40:18 PM: Quote from: Arde0 on March 06, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Also, the times might be a-changin'.

But that's not for me to let out of the bag.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: T234 on March 07, 2010, 10:06:46 AM: Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
Meet any weird people yet?

Yes.

Quote from: Veidt on March 06, 2010, 05:13:47 PM
do you like wear special gloves before handling dvd's and soak them in antiseptic water? :lol

No.

Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2010, 05:14:22 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2010, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Of course, but I want stories.

Short ones you'll get in text, the best and longest you will get only in audio form either by talking to me in person whilst drinking on Friday night this week or on Skype/podcast recorded using Skype*winks*

Goddamn 4-chan girls put out for even bigger creeps than themselves. More on the boyfriend in audio (because one of the things in the story will literally make a person that I'm drinking with this weekend be able to spit Jameson's out of his nose in laughter. The guy was a furry and that was the least ridiculous thing about him)

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 06, 2010, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
Meet any weird people yet?

He works ~~at a porn shop~~ in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Yes but Himu means weirder than just every day non-porn-store Kentuckians.
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My state's weird but it beats the fuck out of Ohio in every category except Demi. That state drags him down.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 06, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Armitage on March 06, 2010, 04:26:08 PM
Most heartwrenchingly beautiful topic title ever.
this. t234's bukowskian novel will be awesome.

Yes.

Quote from: Arde0 on March 06, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky

....you could not get any more depressing than that :'(

My being unemployed was much, much more worse for me.

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 06, 2010, 06:39:38 PM
Quote from: Arde0 on March 06, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky

....you could not get any more depressing than that :'(

Me - works 50+ hours a week fixing computers, doing the work of 5 people and getting paid 1/3 of what I should make.

:rock
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:violin
[close]
Quote from: tehjaybo on March 06, 2010, 06:40:18 PM
Quote from: Arde0 on March 06, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Also, the times might be a-changin'.

But that's not for me to let out of the bag.

Yeah man, this porn shop job is easy as fuck.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 07, 2010, 10:16:15 AM: I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: T234 on March 07, 2010, 11:36:25 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on March 07, 2010, 10:16:15 AM
I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.

Grats. How hungover were you and Jaybobo Saturday morning? :lol
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 07, 2010, 04:47:13 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on March 06, 2010, 05:40:58 PM
Where does Rebel work?

This made me laugh.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: whocares on March 08, 2010, 12:22:37 AM: Quote from: RoboJ on March 06, 2010, 05:40:58 PM
Where does Rebel work?

I don't have a job.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: tehjaybo on March 08, 2010, 03:31:03 AM: Quote from: T234 on March 07, 2010, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on March 07, 2010, 10:16:15 AM
I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.

Grats. How hungover were you and Jaybobo Saturday morning? :lol

I was goddamn destroyed. I couldn't actually move around until around 3PM, and even then I couldn't stray far from the porcelain god.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: T234 on March 08, 2010, 09:56:16 AM: Quote from: whocares on March 08, 2010, 12:22:37 AM
Quote from: RoboJ on March 06, 2010, 05:40:58 PM
Where does Rebel work?

I don't have a job.

Rebel, if this is you, what's your hippie friend's first name? The guy that we partied with on your 21st B-day?

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 08, 2010, 03:31:03 AM
Quote from: T234 on March 07, 2010, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on March 07, 2010, 10:16:15 AM
I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.

Grats. How hungover were you and Jaybobo Saturday morning? :lol

I was goddamn destroyed. I couldn't actually move around until around 3PM, and even then I couldn't stray far from the porcelain god.

At least it wasn't like that time at Bloodwake's house where I had to be to work at noon. Goddamn that day at work sucked.

Quote from: Kosma on March 08, 2010, 04:14:08 AM
Thor how is the porno shop doing in this age of internet? I guess you guys must be packing dildos and all other kinds of toys too.

I have to admit working in a porn shop sounds really cool and interesting.

We're doing alright. All kinds of toys in this place. It is just as long as the Seriously distinguished mentally-challenged Pervert doesn't come in the store :lol
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Post by: Green Shinobi on March 08, 2010, 09:58:29 AM: Judging by this thread title, T234 is easily the best writer on Evilbore.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2010, 11:14:02 AM: T234 is the best everything on Evilbore!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 08, 2010, 12:20:32 PM: Kentucky has a rich literary tradition, from AB Guthrie Jr. to Hunter S. Thompson.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: T234 on March 08, 2010, 09:02:16 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 08, 2010, 11:14:02 AM
T234 is the best everything on Evilbore!

:-*
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Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 09, 2010, 08:22:36 AM: yeah Kentucky-bore has to participate in another podcast soon. You should get bloodwake and ardeo to join you guys this time aswell.
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Post by: Bloodwake on March 09, 2010, 10:47:04 AM: Quote from: InfectedGib on March 09, 2010, 08:22:36 AM
yeah Kentucky-bore has to participate in another podcast soon. You should get bloodwake and ardeo to join you guys this time aswell.

I'm up for it.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 09, 2010, 11:09:15 AM: well now its just gotta happen :D
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Post by: T234 on March 10, 2010, 04:47:42 PM: I just slept almost my whole two day break away. :(
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Post by: tehjaybo on March 10, 2010, 04:57:55 PM: I've actually never met Arde0. I am interested in this.

Also, Bloodwake and T234, there's a ska band in Berea Friday. I must go to this. You should join me, then retreat to London for alcohols.
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Post by: Powerslave on March 10, 2010, 06:17:06 PM: (http://i39.tinypic.com/1pwa9z.jpg)
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Post by: T234 on March 11, 2010, 05:22:02 AM: Quote from: tehjaybo on March 10, 2010, 04:57:55 PM
I've actually never met Arde0. I am interested in this.

Also, Bloodwake and T234, there's a ska band in Berea Friday. I must go to this. You should join me, then retreat to London for alcohols.

Name the time and the place, I got Friday off.
Title: Re: Watching the sun rise through a security camera is strange. This whole place is.
Post by: chronovore on March 11, 2010, 06:51:51 AM: Quote from: Arde0 on March 06, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky

....you could not get any more depressing than that :'(

That's rude! You three guys took all three available jobs in the state? What will the rest of Kentucky do now?
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Post by: huckleberry on March 11, 2010, 08:40:35 AM: I believe I might be the grandpa for Kentucky Bore. The rest of you guys are relatively young (college age).
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Post by: tehjaybo on March 12, 2010, 03:56:03 PM: Quote from: Arde0 on March 11, 2010, 08:40:35 AM
I believe I might be the grandpa for Kentucky Bore. The rest of you guys are relatively young (college age).

You're still welcome to come down if you have no other plans tonight. PM me if you're interested.